Ask Me Anything! (reminder the fourth)

Ask Me Anything!!!

I’ll be starting to post replies later this week, but I’m still going to leave queries open for maybe the rest of the month! So if you have questions — serious, silly, whatever — go ahead and leave ’em in comments to this post (I do it this way just to keep them in one place; I discovered in the past that it’s harder to keep track when there are questions in comments to multiple posts). Or, alternatively, you can e-mail questions to either address in the sidebar. (If you don’t want to be identified when I answer on the blog, let me know; e-mail addresses will not be posted, anyway.) People on Facebook can also send questions via FB message, if that’s your thing.

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Sentential Links #237

Yeah, I missed last week, and I didn’t even post my standard “Sorry, no sentential links this week!” disclaimer. Sorry about that…but here we go again.

:: Overall, I have to say that I like Oklahoma in general. (My life’s travels have never taken me to Oklahoma. Maybe someday….)

:: So from now on, I think this is going to be part of my personal branding, right up there with “an analog guy lost in the digital age.” (OK, this is pretty “meta” — I’m linking a post of Jason’s in which he links me, after I said something about him on Facebook that he liked. The brain hurts….)

:: December 9, 2011. When asked about the ongoing fiasco of the show’s pre-production, Bono says “Spider-Man? I’ve never heard of Spider-Man. What does he do, then?” Bono gets violently angry when people suggest he is in any way involved with the show, that he knows who Spider-Man is, or that he was having an affair with the late Tracy Maclough. Glenn Beck devotes a week’s worth of episodes of his show to Bono’s connection to ACORN.

:: The fact of the matter is that tyranny is a serious problem, and it calls for serious solutions and serious responses. The idea that the common man is going to use small arms to fight off a modern, 21st century military organization is ridiculous. And the idea that there’s going to be widespread household ownership of the kind of anti-tank missiles and other weapons you’d need to fight such a war is also absurd. In the real world, people stand up to tyranny with nonviolent tactics of civil disobedience that let protestors fight for the loyalty of the security services’ rank and file. (I’ve got to say that I agree with this. I all in favor of the Second Amendment and gun ownership if that’s your thing — I personally want nothing to do with guns, but I personally want nothing to do with broccoli, either. But whenever I hear someone actually saying that guns in the hands of the people are part of what keeps government at bay, I just shake my head.)

:: I had exactly two female characters in twelve years of roleplaying and none of them lasted very long. My gamemasters don’t even ask anymore when it comes to character creation. I’ve been told several times that people can’t imagine me playing a female, even by people who haven’t played with me long. So why exactly do I do it?

:: Margaret Brundage is one of my all-time favourite pulp artists. (There’s some wonderful pulp art reproduced in this post! Quite a bit of it may not be work-safe, but do look. M.D. Jackson runs a great art-based blog.)

:: If you can’t get a good photo of a great blue heron in Florida, there is something wrong with you. But you can get wonderful photos of all kinds of much scarcer and shyer birds at Viera Wetlands, and the photographers all know it.

:: I don’t know what I want Facebook to be now. I can’t not be on it. There are people who contact me only through Facebook. There are favorite small businesses and organizations who publish their news mostly on Facebook. And BEJEWELED. The hooks are in.

(OK, on the last one, since it’s an interesting topic: What I find interesting is how little overlap there is between people who are FB friends, people who read the blog, people who look at my Flickr photos, and people who follow me on Twitter. There is overlap, but I’d say the majority of FB friends I have who are friends or acquaintances in real life are folks who never, ever read the blog. Even when I set up the blog to ping Twitter when I post, which is then cross-posted to my FB wall, only a small number of my FB friends will actually click the link to read the blog post.

I have a pet theory — a hypothesis, really — no, even weaker than that, let’s call it a “conjecture” — that maybe Mark Zuckerberg thinks that privacy doesn’t really matter because, for 99% of human interactions, nobody cares. Here’s an example: except for maybe three or four people, none of the folks I’m FB friends with by knowing them from work has ever seen me outside of The Store, so they’ve never once seen me not wearing my work uniform. Of all those, only one has looked at my photos there and said, “Wow, you wear overalls a lot!” The only FB friends I have that read the blog are folks who I met online, or, oddly enough, people I knew from high school or a couple of college friends, and even they don’t comment on it all that much. I’ve pushed my own personal envelope quite a bit on what I figured I could post that might cause someone to comment or ask “Hey, what’s that about?”, and I’ve come to conclude that unless you get way out there into “Too Much Information Land”, people just aren’t that interested. Or they’re not that bothered by it, or their reaction is to note it and move on without comment.

So, it seems to me that my online life, spread basically across four main areas — Byzantium’s Shores, my Flickr photos, Facebook and Twitter — tends to auto-compartmentalize itself, without much help from me. The areas where I get the most reaction or comment are the blog and FB; I’ve always been a little bummed that my Flickr photos don’t get much comment at all, and my Twitter activity is probably a little too sporadic to really become reliable. But in general I find that I can occasionally post about things that I otherwise was once reticent to post about because I can, after years of doing this, be fairly confident that there’s not going to be much reaction at all.

None of which is to say that I’m comfortable about posting everything, because I’m not. There is a great deal of personal stuff in my life that will never, I promise you, get posted here. And I think that’s how it should be.

And now I’m not sure if that made any sense at all…hmmmm….)

Anyway, more next week!

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The lady or the tiger?


I heart Lee overalls!, originally uploaded by Jaquandor.

Remember the short story where the Prince aspires to the Princess’s hand, so the King has the Prince stand before two doors, one of which leads to the Princess and marriage whilst the other leads to a really hungry tiger? And how the story ends as the Prince chooses his door and opens it? And how the story leaves unanswered the question as to which door he opened?

No?

OK, forget it.

(On a more boring note, I’d love to be able to wear these overalls in public, but there’s a hole in the butt. No, I didn’t split them, they came that way when I bought them on eBay.)

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Here's why I'm not rich


CoOkiEs, originally uploaded by ~*Denise*~.

Because I don’t think up unimaginably nifty ideas like this: a coffee mug with a little spot underneath for holding cookies! One of my Flickr friends, a lovely woman named Denise, made this. How great is that! One idea like this and I am so retiring.

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Paleface


Reclining in the bed, originally uploaded by Jaquandor.

It interests me how the LED flash on my cell-phone camera can make me look like I have some kind of anemia. I’m really not this pale!

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Sunday Burst of Weird and AWESOME!

Oddities and Awesome abound!!!

:: OK, this isn’t really in keeping with the usual rhyme-and-reason of these posts, but it really strikes me as funny that someone arrived at Byzantium’s Shores via the Google search “the anime parts are so weird in pink floyd the wall the movie”. Well, umm…yeah, they are. Yup. Bow howdy!

:: It really irritates me to note that Cracked.com is going to get a lot more traffic for pointing out that Toto is still doomed at the end of The Wizard of Oz than I did when I pointed out the exact same thing!

:: Bibs for your shoes. This seems like a solution in search of a problem to me, but hey, maybe there are lots of folks out there who hate getting sawdust on their shoes.

:: William Shatner may rule and all, but this may well haunt my dreams for months to come. Oh, and that link over there, the one that says “don’t look down”? Please don’t click that.

(Oh, you clicked it, huh? Well, I tried to tell you. Don’t blame me.)

More next week!

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Double Denim

Double Denim

In accordance with my complete lack of interest in what constitutes “fashion”, I have apparently been committing a possible fashion no-no for years, in the form of the “Double Denim”. This is a denim top coupled with denim pants. I, of course, take it one step farther by wearing the denim shirt under denim overalls (albeit hickory striped, in this case). But in general, I fail to see what this woman is doing wrong by pairing denim with denim…or this one (dance step aside)…and then there’s…well, you get the idea.

Generally, I like the way denim feels, so why not pair it? Double denim rules!

UPDATE: I would later don double denim — this same denim shirt with another pair of overalls — for my 40th-birthday pies in the face. Double denim still rules!


Happy Birthday to Me! V: Double Denim and pies in my face

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Saturday Centus

Hoo boy. I try not to complain…but wow, do I ever hate this week’s prompt! This one is well and truly evil. Oh well, must make do. Jenny Matlock describes the assignment thusly:

I’m not 100% certain, but I think a lot of you probably have dreamt, albeit briefly, of being a Hallmark Superstar. It’s OK to admit it. You’re among friends here. How can you not want to attain the absolute pinnacle of writing success…cheesy sentiments for greeting cards!

With that in mind I scoured the web searching for the perfect romantic picture for you to create a mushy Hallmark-ish masterpiece around.

Now, with all due respect, I have to make an admission here: I have never, not once, harbored any desire whatsoever to write blurbs for Hallmark cards. I have made my own greeting cards in the past, choosing my own artwork and text, but the text I create is usually a poem of some sort, either one I’ve written or a poem I’ve liked from someone else. A standard “picture plus blurb” card, though? Nope. (Not that I’m implying that I am “above” such things, mind you; I’ve just never once wanted to come up with my own Hallmark Card-type of thing. My favorite store-bought cards tend to feature either funny cartoons from The Far Side, or beautiful artwork with no blurb at all inside, maybe just a generic “Happy birthday” kind of thing, with lots of space to write my own long-form greeting. That’s just how I roll, greeting-card-wise.)

Anyway, we’re supposed to write a Hallmark card. OK, fine. And we’re given a picture to work from. Again, fine…except that this is the picture.

Oh, noes. What on Earth am I going to do with this? Now, if I was just going to caption this as a Wonder Woman reference, I’d do something like this:

“Uh, Steve? I’m not totally confident in this new plan of yours to capture the Cheetah.”

But that’s not a Hallmark card, unless it’s a card for Comic Book Guy. What to do…well, OK, I’m stalling. This prompt is, as I said, evil. Jenny Matlock must right now be sitting in the command chair of her mountain fortress, drumming her fingertips together and chortling at the thought of the turmoil she’s unleashing upon her Saturday Centus community.

OK, fine, enough stalling. Here’s what I came up with:

From the rejection pile at Websters Dictionary:

OneTrueLove (n): That person who instinctively understands that there are some things we’ve done that should never, ever, EVER, be spoken of or referred to in any way.

Thank you for being my almost dictionary-defined OneTrueLove!

Best I could do, folks. Harumph.

(Oh, and a note to all the Centus participants whom I’ve met since I’ve started doing this: Feel free to participate in my twice-yearly game, Ask Me Anything! I’m taking queries all month!)

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Ask Me Anything! (Reminder the third)

Ask Me Anything!!!

Remember, folks, I’m taking questions pretty much all month for Ask Me Anything! February 2011. Any question is welcome — serious questions, silly questions, things you’ve always wondered about but didn’t have the opportunity to ask, things you don’t care about but want to make me write about anyway, et cetera. Just post your questions in comments to this post. Or, if you prefer, e-mail is fine (addresses are in the sidebar, but best to use the Gmail one) or Facebook message, for those on FB. Bring it on! Ask Me Anything!!!

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