New Tella

So, for years, I’ve wondered about the stuff in the plastic jars. I’d see them when shopping, and occasionally wonder if the stuff was good, but for some reason…I couldn’t summon up the urge to try it. I’m talking about…

…Nutella.

I don’t know why it took me years to get around to giving the stuff a shot. Maybe it’s the name? It sounds vaguely medicinal, and the jars with the type and the picture look like something out of the 1970s, and stuff out of the 1970s tends to not be all that great.

The problem with this rationalization is, of course, that it’s stupid.

I mean, really. That’s pretty dumb on my part. Nutella’s made of hazelnuts, which I like, and chocolate, which rocks. So I finally decided last week to get over it and buy a jar of the stuff.

Still, I had to work through my initial skepticism in trying it:

The first taste of Nutella!

I scooped some up on a butterknife, put in my mouth, and:

Hmmmmm....

And…yeah. Nutella’s good stuff. Sometimes I’m slow on the uptake! Now I have myself a new official “Breakfast of Champions”:

Breakfast of Champions!

I have an English muffin with Nutella on one side and lemon curd on the other, with a glass of OJ to wash it down. (Lemon curd’s another story — I love that stuff and tried it with no fear, the first time I learned of its existence. Lemon curd makes me all kinds of happy.)

So: Nutella’s good stuff. Who knew? (I know…everybody knew. Shut up. I reserve the right to be dense sometimes.)

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Sculpture on Paper

I’ve posted about my friend Robert John Guttke before. He’s a visual artist in the Twin Cities area whose main medium is photography, and whose preferred subject is the human form. I’ve always been somewhat amazed by his approach to photographing the nude human form, with his fascinating interplay of light and shadow. His approach is to pose people as though they are sculpted; hence the title of the show of his work some time ago, “Sculpture on Paper”.

Robert is now publicizing his work on a blog, Robert John Guttke Arts, in addition to the blog he created to memorialize his teacher, Philip B. Dedrick. Have a look.

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Happy Birthday John Williams!

Wow, I almost missed it…but John Williams turned 78 today. Happy birthday to the man who opened me up the world of film music! Here’s some Williams.

First, from Raiders of the Lost Ark, “The Map Room: Dawn”.

The theme from Catch Me if You Can:

From Superman, “The Flying Sequence”:

The theme from JFK:

From Saving Private Ryan, “Hymn to the Fallen”:

Happy Birthday, Maestro Williams!

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Sentential Links #195

Linkage! Slightly delayed, but linkage nonetheless:

:: For the past two nights my characters have dominated my dreams. Well, two of them so far.

:: Thirdly, I have owned it for YEARS, so it’s one of those “perpetually unread” books on my shelves that end up kind of haunting me, looking at me like, “So. You ever gonna deal with me or what?” (Wow…I’m the same way, with the exact same book. Well, that’s ending. I love Helprin anyway, so why haven’t I read Winter’s Tale yet? I have no idea. As soon as I’m done with GGK, I’m reading Winter’s Tale.)

:: About 10 years ago I was chaperon to the grade 12 travel club and we went to Japan. One night I heard a kid scream for me from his room across the hall from mine. I had taught him since grade 9 so he got a good four years worth of my conspiracy balloon juice. I ran to see what was wrong thinking he was hurt or something. You can imagine the moment when we both stood watching this series of commercials for PEPSIMAN.

:: Why our English teachers did this in reverse order remains a mystery, no? (I’ve wondered this forever. Assigning ninth graders to read Shakespeare is akin to throwing people who don’t know how to swim in the deep end and saying, “You can get out of the pool over there.” Sure, it may work to some degree, but it doesn’t exactly make people love the water.)

:: This right here is seven panels of Superbowl Sunday inanity punctuated by one glorious moment of complete madness. (I read Blondie yesterday before I read Comics Curmudgeon, but as soon as I saw the panel in question, I knew it wouldn’t escape comment on Curmudgeon. It’s one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen in a newspaper comic strip.)

:: Listen to your dreams…… They have great wisdom….

More next week!

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Super Thoughts!

Well, the thoughts probably aren’t all that super, but the game was called Super, even if it wasn’t all that super. Or something. Random thoughts on the Super Bowl:

:: I was rooting for the Colts, but not really rooting against the Saints — it was one of those games where I wanted one team to win but wasn’t bothered much that they didn’t. It is always nice to see teams that have historically sucked finally manage to put their shit together and win the Super Bowl.

:: Note to Buffalo Bills: see? See?! Teams that have historically sucked — even if for only ten years and not, well, forever, like the Saints did — actually can manage to put their shit together and win the Super Bowl!

:: A Super Bowl ring doesn’t make Gregg Williams less of an irritating ass. I predict he’ll fall flat again once he gets another crack at head coaching.

:: Jim Nance and Phil Simms were kind of annoying, I thought. And hey, Mr. Nance? Just because Phil Simms has two Super Bowl rings doesn’t mean that he won two Super Bowls.

:: Bill Cowher, before the game: “Nobody ever remembers who lost the Super Bowl.” Oh. Well, I suppose that explains the quizzical looks I get when I tell people from Albuquerque that I’m a Bills fan.

:: I’m always amused by the Ritual Presentation of the Super Special Coin, the one they use for the opening coin toss. The head ref says something like “Gentlemen, I have here the special coin we are using. This side, featuring a portrait of Vince Lombardi in a gladiator’s costume, is heads, while this side, featuring a picture of Joe Namath kissing Suzy Kolbert is tails.” I think it would be funny if the ref pulled out, say, a Nevada quarter: “Gentlemen, we’ll be flipping this Nevada quarter. This picture of some old dead white guy is heads, and on the other side? See the horsies? That’s tails!”

:: More NFL pageantry goofiness: the Ritual Presentation of the Vince Lombardi Trophy, where some Elder Statesman of the Game walks the trophy across the field to the big stage where they’re going to award it. That’s bad enough, but what makes the whole thing so laughable is the pseudo-majestic fanfare they blast over the stadium speakers as the trophy is carried out. Hey, NFL, you’re not placing the crown on the head of the new King of Gondor. It’s a trophy.

:: OK, the game itself was…well, look, it had a result that everyone loved and it wasn’t a blowout. But I gotta be honest: the game was boring. Really, it was just dullsville. For two weeks all we heard was that the Super Bowl might be the greatest offensive explosion in football history…and all we get is a standard 31-17 game in which the two biggest plays were a surprise onside kick and an interception return for a touchdown? No great offensive heroics, no big offensive plays — just a whole lot of dink-and-dunk, a ten-yard completion here, a twelve-yard completion there, ho hum, lather rinse repeat.

:: Super Bowl narratives I’m glad I don’t have to hear anymore: “Peyton Manning must win this game if he’s to be known as the greatest quarterback EVER!” and “The Saints deserve to win this game because of Hurricane Katrina!” Look: quarterback greatness isn’t necessarily determined by the number of rings he has, and as nice as the Saints’ win is, it doesn’t rebuild anything in New Orleans. It’s a football game.

:: I’m long on record as not really caring about Super Bowl commercials, so as usual I didn’t see a lot of them because I simply wasn’t paying attention. I suppose the best was the Google one, which I watched online this morning. A couple of the Doritos ones made me laugh. None of the movie trailers looked interesting (Robin Hood maybe, but the trailer made it look like what it probably is — a grim and violent medieval epic by Ridley Scott). And aren’t we about done with the various farm animals who bond with or somehow want to be around the Budweiser Clydesdales? Can’t they find a new way to feature those horses? I say they go for high weirdness next year. I wanna see the Budweiser Clydesdales have a precious and twee relationship with a giant squid! How cool would that be!

And maybe this is curmudgeonly of me, but I just can’t count myself among the apparent masses in this country who think things are automatically awesome if Betty White is somehow involved. Betty White getting tackled into the mud did nothing for me. Abe Vigoda, on the other hand — that’s comedy gold!

:: God in Heaven, the halftime show was painful. I like the Who as much as anyone, but Ye Gods, this was just awful.

:: During pregame, they had Queen Latifah sing America the Beautiful immediately before Carrie Underwood sang The Star-Spangled Banner. Underwood’s performance wasn’t that great, but Latifah’s was very nice, and it reinforced my belief that America the Beautiful should really be our anthem.

:: I read a little while ago that Peyton Manning exited the field immediately after the Colts’ last possession ended, even though it then fell to New Orleans to run out the clock. So Manning is the newest entry in the “losers skipping the handshakes after the game” thing that’s becoming more and more common. Peyton, it was jerky for Tom Brady and Bill Belichick to do it when you beat them four years ago, and it was jerky for you to do it when you lost yesterday. When you lose, man up and shake the hand of them that beat you. You did it in fourth grade peewee football, I’m sure you can handle it now.

:: I saw the Tim Tebow ad, and I note that today, everybody’s saying “Awww, shucks! It was a nice ad!” Sure, I suppose, given that it was designed to give a nice happy sheen to a grouped that’s anti-gay and in favor of forced pregnancy. And the question still remains as to why CBS would air their ad, but insist that they don’t do issue ads when the position being taken in the ad is a liberal one.

That’s about it. Another NFL season in the books. Next up, the Draft. Wheeeee!

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Ask Me Anything!


Ask Me Anything!, originally uploaded by Jaquandor.

Just a reminder, folks: I’m taking queries on Ask Me Anything! 2010. I’ll probably be taking questions up until this coming Friday, so get ’em in! Leave questions here (or via e-mail or Facebook, if you prefer). Serious questions, silly questions, questions that can’t be answered, anything goes! Ask Me Anything!!!

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Sunday Burst of Weirdness

Oddities abound!

:: Living here in Buffalo, where snow is as much a fact of life as high property taxes and incompetent county government, our teevee weatherpeople tend to be fairly unexcitable when there’s big snow in the forecast. Unlike this guy from Baltimore:

:: The Abridged Atlas Shrugged. Wow, this would have saved me some time reading an awful, awful book…of course, I’d abridge it even farther:

“I’m an asshole,” John Galt said. “Come with me.”

“OMG!” Dagny squealed. “I’m an asshole too! Let’s elope!”

THE END

:: The Milky Way Transit Authority. I love this!

More next week.

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“No sun, no moon, no stars over Al-Rassan”

UPDATE: Welcome, readers and followers of BrightWeavings! I’m in the process of re-reading all of GGK’s books leading up to the Under Heaven release. You can find earlier posts of mine on the subject of GGK here. Feel free to stick around!

When the Lion at his pleasure comes
To the watering place to drink, ah see!
See the lesser beasts of Al-Rassan
scatter, like blown leaves in autumn,
Like air-borne seedlings in the spring,
Like grey clouds that part to let the first star
Of the god shine down upon the earth.

I suppose many readers have the problem of the Favorite Author: after reading one of the Favorite Author’s books, it’s often hard to work up any enthusiasm for some book by some other author, putting those subsequent authors at a disadvantage. It’s even worse if one follows up a book by one’s Favorite Author with something by an author one has never read before; after all, what are the chances that some new fry is going to measure up to the Favorite Author?

That’s the problem I tend to have with Guy Gavriel Kay: reading him leaves me in the mood to read little else but more Guy Gavriel Kay. It’s been this way for years; I suppose I’ve bounced off more books I’ve read immediately post-Kay than anyone else. What’s the solution? Reading another favorite author, I suppose, but that can only put off the problem. Best to just keep trying books until something sticks.

And there’s the thorny sub-problem of the Favorite Author conundrum: the Favorite Book by the Favorite Author. Ah, now we’re treading on dangerous ground, because when you re-read your favorite book, that afterglow tends to stick around for quite a while, outshining the light of nearly everything else. So it is with me and The Lions of Al-Rassan. My own experience is that most fans of GGK will cite Tigana as their favorite, but not me. It’ll always be Lions.

The Lions of Al-Rassan is set in a land that has two names: Al-Rassan, as it is called by the Asharite lords who have ruled it for centuries, and Esperana, as it is called by the minor Kings in the north who dream of driving out the Asharites and uniting all of the peninsula under a single banner. The situation is basically a fantasy analog of the Iberian peninsula as Moorish rule was coming to an end, and indeed, GGK gives us our own Ferdinand and Isabella, in the persons of King Ramiro and Queen Ines of the realm of Valledo. But that’s getting ahead a bit.

I’ve noticed over my years of reading fantasy that a common theme in the best of the genre is the passing of ages and of kingdoms and of the onward march of history; even as one person’s great ambitions are being fulfilled, another is seeing a beloved kingdom pass into memory. That is the main theme of Lions, with the Asharites slowly but inevitably losing their grip on Al-Rassan, and the Jaddites slowly but inevitably bringing it under theirs. The Asharites are the “Muslims” of this world, the worshippers of the Stars of Ashar; the Jaddites are the “Christians”, worshiping the sun-god Jad. Caught in between them are the moon-worshipping Kindath, who are viewed with suspicion and derision everywhere they go. Thus the three great monotheistic faiths of our world are reflected in GGK’s fantasy world.

The book has a huge cast of characters, all of them memorable. Our attentions focus most on three: Jehane bet Ishak, a Kindath physician; Rodrigo Belmonte, a Captain of Jaddite cavalry from one of the three kingdoms of Esperana; and Ammar ibn Khairan, an Asharite poet, assassin, and mercenary warrior. I suppose that, in a sort of way, these three people form a love triangle of sorts, but calling it that reduces the very real and very complex emotional connections between three of the most memorable characters in any book I’ve ever read to the level of soap opera. GGK manages to create a very real, and ultimately heartbreaking, emotional fabric amongst these characters whose struggles alongside, and against, each other mirror the tensions of the struggles amongst three faiths dominant in a violent world.

Plot isn’t really a force in GGK’s best works; what he instead excels at is in depicting characters who are, like all of us, struggling between what we want to do and what we are allowed to do, whether by the conventions of our societies or the forces of history. Jehane, the Kindath physician, becomes beloved of Rodrigo Belmonte and his company of men, so much so that Rodrigo invites her to take up service with them. Jehane is forced to point out the troubling hatred of the Kindath evident in Esperanan society and history. All this leads to a number of deeply heartbreaking moments toward the end of the book, when Rodrigo and Ammar must finally confront the fact that they can only truly ever be adversaries. GGK’s master stroke with this book, as pertains to these two characters, is that he makes us wish for a world in which these two men can be friends, before confronting us with a world where not only can they not be, it becomes clear that they cannot even exist together.

The way Ammar ibn Khairan is allowed to show real anger on occasion, and to admit his own faults, keeps him from seeming almost too perfect of a character at times. I remember when I first read the book, I didn’t really have a good handle at all on Ammar until well over halfway through, because he is shown to be so many different things in the course of the novel. He’s one of the most celebrated poets in Al-Rassan; he’s a warrior of stunning skill; he’s an assassin, wanted dead and celebrated for heroism in the same culture at the same time; he’s a lover and a killer. Ammar’s nature is one reason the book seems to improve so markedly upon a re-read, when his nature becomes more and more clear. On this re-read, I was far more attuned to the interplay and contrast between Ammar and Rodrigo Belmonte, who is as strong and memorable a character as Ammar himself.

GGK’s gift for writing strong and three-dimensional female characters continues to shine here, as well. He gives women who strive in their own ways to better the world in which they live, even while operating within its constraints against them. Jehane is the main female character here, but there are others: wives, queens, concubines, mothers and daughters. Some are all of those.

Finally, the book’s verse ranks among the most captivating in all of GGK’s books. Poetry often plays a role in his novels, but in Lions, poetry is especially important, almost moreso than it had been in A Song for Arbonne, the book in which troubadors themselves are main characters. Here the poetry reflects the Andalusian verse of Moorish Iberia, and while there’s not a great deal of verse in the book, what there is is fascinatingly evocative. The verse is a big way that GGK is able to explore the central theme of the book, as noted above: the passing into memory of beloved things, and the difficulty in finding one’s way in a world that one no longer recognizes.

The Lions of Al-Rassan is a deeply brilliant book. And now, onto The Sarantine Mosaic. (Actually, as of this writing, I’m more than halfway through Sarantine Mosaic, which means I’m well on schedule to complete my GGK re-read before Under Heaven comes out.)

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