Sunday Burst of Weirdness

Oddities abound!

:: For your next batch of sugar cookies, consider using the Veggie Tales cookie cutter, featuring Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber. And try not to notice that these two fellows, standing next to each other, in outline only, look not unlike a…yeah, I’m not gonna say it.

:: SamuraiFrog has a cartoon that illustrates one of many unforeseen consequences of the Christmas retail season’s eternal creep backward into the fall months.

:: You know the Roomba, that little robotic vacuum cleaner that you just turn on and then set free in your room? Well, someone was curious about the path it takes, so he made a long-exposure photo, capturing the route the Roomba took. Cool.

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More next week!

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On the passing of a Magazine

I never read Gourmet. Never. Not really sure why; I didn’t have any particular reason for not reading it other than my interests in food don’t go to, well, the “gourmet”. I love food and I love to cook, but I’m not exactly a “foodie”, to be honest. Put it this way: as much as I love watching Hell’s Kitchen, I’m not in any great hurry to eat the food they make there, and I felt a certain amount of sympathy for the guy who, in the first episode of this season, made biscuits-and-gravy for his “signature dish” and got berated by Chef Ramsey for it. (This guy, who owns a diner somewhere, was so out of his depth in the “gourmet” kitchen of the show that he was eliminated from the competition before the first dinner service was even completed.)

As far as food magazines go, the one we really like to read at Casa Jaquandor is Cooking Light. We’ve subscribed for years (and come to that, we should come up with a way to store our back issues more usefully one of these days). We’ve found lots of recipes we love from its pages, lots of good articles, and all that jazz. Other than that, we don’t really read much by way of culinary magazines.

However, I’ve always — at least as long as I’ve been, shall we say, culinarily aware — known of Gourmet‘s presence. I remember hearing it mentioned on a lot of the cooking shows we used to watch in the days when we had cable teevee and the Food Network. I’ve known people who read Gourmet religiously, and it’s been a mainstay on the magazine racks at The Store.

Here’s Buffalo News food writer Janice Okun on the demise of Gourmet:

Although certainly elitism was very much present in Gourmet’s early days—when cans of food were referred to as “tins” and French cuisine was seen as the ultimate—it had greatly lessened in recent years. The recipe format became much easier to read. The wonders of American food were extolled along with the cuisines of Asia and South America.

There was social commentary, too. I remember well (and clipped) a cogent article about how Wal-Mart had changed the grocery industry. I read about the mistreatment of agricultural workers. But truthfully, though I read the magazine from cover to cover, I never cooked from it much at all. Maybe all the revision went too far—some of the magic got lost along the way.

I first became acquainted with Gourmet in high school. A friend’s mother, known for her magnificent shortbread cookies, I must add, had stockpiled all the old issues and I was fascinated. This chubby kid from North Buffalo whose idea of good eating was overdone pot roast was suddenly exposed to the fact that there was a world out there where food could be exquisite and glamorous restaurants provided amazing culinary experience. It had no relation to my life or the life of anybody I knew, but I was hooked.

And that air of excitement continued even as Gourmet democratized. The recipes never drove me to the kitchen, but I looked forward to that magazine every month.

I was not alone, I guess. When the time came for my husband and me to downsize, we cleaned out our attic to find that we had hoarded 20 years of Gourmet magazines up there. (Big attics have their uses after all.)

We put them in our garage sale. I tell you, those gorgeous old Gourmets practically walked off the driveway. (Ah, if we only knew then what we know now.)

My old school chum Kerry also has a personal remembrance of the magazine, important in her life for several reasons:

Today it was announced that Gourmet magazine would end its publication, after 70 years. It made me sad – not because I’m a subscriber (I’m not, although we were at one time), but because my mom was a loyal reader. Following in a close second to The New Yorker, Gourmet was her reading material of choice. And when Jon and I first got together and it was his birthday, she got him, as aspiring chef, a subscription to Gourmet as well. He was touched. Years later, in his stint as Executive Chef of Saucebox here in Portland, Jon was written up in an article in Gourmet, complete with a dashing photo. Too bad my mom never got to see it.

I find it sad to see such long-lived mainstays of many worlds going away in this current economy. But who knows, maybe Gourmet will live again someday. After all, Realms of Fantasy was put to pasture and then relaunched by another publisher, and that mag’s circulation is, I’m sure, significantly smaller than Gourmet‘s. And really, the economy can’t stay in the toilet forever. Right?

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Huh….

I’m as big a supporter of President Obama as anyone, but even so, it doesn’t seem to me that he has a record of accomplishment yet to warrant something like the Nobel Peace Prize. I’ll grant that he gives people “hope for a better future”, but I’d like to see how he does at actually giving people a better future, as opposed to hope for one. Still, congratulations to the President.

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Jax for short, which he ain’t

The other day, my sister-in-law gave birth to her first child, a boy, who is now my first nephew. His name is “Jaxon”.

Maybe it’s my curse as a lifelong (well, for all intents and purposes, anyway) Star Wars geek, but there’s a special set of Star Wars geeks whose memories would be piqued, maybe with fondness and maybe not, by the name “Jaxon”.

Back in 1977, Marvel Comics got the rights to do the comics adaptation of Star Wars, and their adaptation ran in issues 1-6 of their SW comic. After that, however, the book kept running, telling stories that took place in the days following the destruction of the Death Star. It was the first attempt at an “Extended Universe”. (In truth, some of those stories weren’t half-bad, honestly. Although some of them were that bad.)

The first storyline after Star Wars had Han Solo and Chewbacca leaving the Alliance so they could finally pay of Jabba the Hutt. En route to Tatooine, they are raided by space pirates, who steal all of the money Han intends for Jabba. Now poor again, Han and Chewie arrive on a dirt-poor world called Aduba-3, where they quickly find themselves approached by villagers whose lives are tormented by a gang of criminals led by a guy named Serji-X Arrogantus. Han and Chewie take the job, hiring a motley group of warriors and space pirates to fight off the interlopers. Yes, it’s The Magnificent Seven or The Seven Samurai meet Star Wars; among Han’s hires are an old and dotty man claiming to be a Jedi Knight (called “Don Wan Kihotay”), a walking porcupine who shoots quills, and a seven-foot-tall green rabbit.

I’m not making that last up:

There he is. His name? JAXXON!

I was really hoping they would use two X’s in the spelling, to make this reference perfect — but still, this is pretty cool stuff. Call him ‘Jax’ for short, which he ain’t.

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Something for Thursday

Going all “Showtunes” for a moment, this is one of my favorite of all Lerner-and-Loewe songs. It’s from Brigadoon, and it comes toward the end, as our hero, the American hunter Tommy, realizes his dilemma: he is in love with Fiona, and that night is falling. (This last is important because the town of Brigadoon vanishes each night for a hundred years, so Tommy can only be with Fiona if he gives up his entire world to do so.) He’s on the verge of staying, and he sings this song to Fiona. Here’s “There But For You Go I”.

The song is not heard in the film version of the show, due to time constraints, along with several other songs including two that were omitted not just for time purposes but for their risque lyrics.

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“Belt” mean, no need rope hold up pants.

SamuraiFrog has a wonderful post about The Karate Kid. A brief quote:

I’ve always maintained that this is a great film, and seeing it for the first time in over a decade, I have to contend that this is still a great film. Seeing it as an adult, maybe I like it for different reasons than I did when I was a kid, but it’s still as involving and enjoyable at 33 as it was when I was 8.

I still feel that Karate Kid is a great movie, despite some of the 80s kitsch sentiment that has unfortunately accrued around it.

Mr. Frog also, as long as I’m linking him, finally reached the scene in Twilight that compelled me to conclude that the book is, in fact, a giant literary turd:

Edward is so abusive, and Bella is so needy to be abused, it makes it impossible to feel sympathy or even like for either of these two self-absorbed assholes. What all of the little girls and unfulfilled women in their 40s creaming their pants over vampire boy don’t seem to get is that living with Edward is like living with an alcoholic–only worse, because it’s an alcoholic who keeps reminding you constantly that he could kill you at any moment, and in fact wants to, but is trying really hard to control himself. He belittles you so that your heart melts at the smallest compliment, he makes your decisions for you, and tells you it’s dangerous for you to be near him while making sure never to leave you alone for even a moment. As my wife said this morning: “This is like what a date rapist does so that, when he rapes you, you blame yourself instead of him.”

Amen, brother. The whole “fake-sex in the woods” was, for me, the straw that broke the book in two.

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A Tango with Tiamat

George R.R. Martin reports on the writing of A Dance with Dragons: he now has 1100 manuscript pages, and hopes to bring the book’s final manuscript in under 1500 pages. He says that the book is now longer than A Game of Thrones and A Feast for Crows, getting close to A Clash of Kings, and has a way to go before A Storm of Swords. Well, that’s nice and all, but I’m not going to get happy yet.

I’ll probably start a re-read of the series in a year, though.

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For Parts Unknown

I’ve always loved some good travel writing, but over the last few years I’ve become even more obsessive about that particular genre. I’ve read four good travel books in the last few months.

One of the classic travel narratives is Robert M. Pirsig’s Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, a book I read many times during my college years and shortly thereafter, but which I haven’t revisited since a re-read seven or eight years ago. I didn’t become disillusioned with the book or lose my admiration for it (or for its less-read sequel, Lila), but my interests in such philosophical inquiry subsided greatly as I left school and entered the world where I needed to work and learn other things that became more interesting over time. But Pirsig’s book has lingered in my mind ever since I read it.

That book uses the framing device of a motorcycle journey from Minnesota to California on which to hang a series of philosophical inquiries into the nature of “Quality”, and other issues along the same line, such as “morals”. (Lila would likewise use a journey as an umbrella motif for philosophical discussion, this time a boat traveling down the Hudson River.) I am less equipped now than I used to be with regard to evaluating Pirsig’s philosophical claims, although I will note that they resonated deeply with me at the time I encountered them and for several years afterward.

Some months ago I spotted a book at Barnes&Noble, called Zen and Now: On the Trail of Robert Pirsig and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, by Mark Richardson. This work recounts the experiences of the author as he ventures out on a motorcycle of his own to follow the same route, as closely as he can, that Pirsig himself took in the famed earlier book. Richardson’s book isn’t the same kind of philosophical exploration that the original ZMM is; it’s rather a meditation on Pirsig’s life and the way he came to write his book, and the way that the solitude of such a journey can lead one to introspection. I found it a fascinating book, although as travel writing in itself it’s less interesting than it is in its reference to the book that inspired it. Thus I suspect that the degree to which Zen and Now would be rewarding to a reader would depend greatly on that reader’s familiarity with ZMM in the first place. But there’s a small danger there, as well, for such readers. Zen and Now is not a new author’s exploration of the philosophical notions explored by Pirsig in his two books, and readers familiar with ZMM who come to this book for more will, instead, find themselves traveling land they are already deeply familiar with, alongside someone who isn’t.

On the opposite end of a travel book that delves into philosophical territory we have The Ridiculous Race, by Steve Hely and Vali Chandrasekaran, two teevee writers who decide to make a bet between them, with a very valuable boot of Scotch as the prize. The bet it simply this: leaving from Los Angeles, Hely will set out westward and Chandrasekaran will travel eastward, each one traveling around the world, but not using airplanes to do so. The first one to go all the way around the world, arriving back in LA, gets to drink the Scotch. One of the participants secures passage on cargo ships to cross the oceans; the other flies. So much for the rules, so really, there isn’t a hell of a lot of suspense in this book. If you’re looking for a comedy version of The Amazing Race, with a suspenseful run to the finish, this isn’t it. But if you’re looking for an entertainingly comic journey around the world, give it a look.

Finally, two books by one of my favorite writers, Bill Bryson: A Walk in the Woods and In a Sunburned Country. Bryson’s writing always conveys to me a cheerful sense of curiosity and interest in his subject matter, even when he strays into darker material. These two books are perfect cases in point. A Walk in the Woods chronicles Bryson’s attempt to thru-hike the Appalachian Trail (“thru-hiking” is hiking the trail in its entirety), at which he is not entirely successful but more than enthusiastic anyway. In a Sunburned Country is very similar in tone, with just the location changed: in that one, Bryson travels to Australia and goes pretty much everywhere of note in that country. Along the way in both books, Bryson shares with us a great deal of historical and biographical background of the locations he travels in and through, so that as we go, we learn a great deal about the Appalachian Trail and about Australia. That’s what should happen in the best travel writing, in my view. (Even if In a Sunburned Country is a bit scary sometimes, as Bryson apparently takes great delight in the fact that Australia is a land that, for the unprepared, can be very lethal and be very quick about being very lethal. Seriously, there are parts of this book in which Bryson almost seems surprised that he didn’t die in some extremely painful way during his trip. Heat stroke in the Outback, poisonous plants, getting snatched by a crocodile and disappearing into the water with nary a ripple, shark attack, getting pulled out to sea by rip currents – there’s a lot of grisly death here.)

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