Watching the finale: wow, is Donna Summer still blazin’ hot or what?
A Brief “Idol” Note
I’m not liveblogging the thing, but as for the finale of American Idol: David Cook has just opened the show with a scorching performance of U2’s “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For”.
And just like that, I think Cook wins. Game, set, match. That Archuleta kid can’t come close to anything like what Cook just did.
OK, that’s out of my system.
(Oh all right, since they went right into Arculeta’s first song as I was typing this, he’s doing the only thing he knows how to do: a soulful ballad – “Don’t Let the Sun Go Down On Me” – and not terribly convincingly. He’s a cross between Clay Aiken and Snoopy. Ick, ick, ick, ick. And of course, Randy Jackson can’t possibly criticize this kid. Ye Gods. Now I’m done.)
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Ten Little Things in “Pulp Fiction”
I remember when Pulp Fiction came out. I was watching Siskel and Ebert one night, and one of the movies they reviewed was this drama set in and around the LA underworld, and they gushed over its quirky twists of story and its crackling dialog. Even though at first glance the movie didn’t seem like the kind of thing that would interest me, the one scene they showed really caught my attention: Sam Jackson, holding a gun to Tim Roth’s face, and shouting at his girlfriend offscreen: “We’re gonna be like three Fonzies here. And what’s Fonzie like? Come on, Yolanda, what’s Fonzie like?”
“C-c-cool?”
“Correctimundo. And that’s what we’re gonna be. We’re gonna be cool.”
For some reason I heard that exchange and thought, “Wow, I gotta see this movie.” Apparently it had won whatever the big prize is at the Cannes Film Festival (the Palme d’Or, obviously), and it was now in wide release. I think I went to see it by myself the next day, at the multiplex in Olean, NY. It was an afternoon matinee. I was the only one there. I’ve seen movies before when I was one of less than ten people in the audience, but as far as I can recall, to this day Pulp Fiction is the only time I have literally been the only person in the theater. And that movie, over the next two-and-a-half hours, rocked me something fierce. I’d never seen anything like it at all: the non-linear way the story unfolds (or, I should say, the way the stories unfold), the way the dialog just whips about with each character having his or her own voice. The camera work that almost imperceptibly heightens the tension at various places. The way the movie went for laughs in horrible ways: I’ve never seen, before or since, successful comedic sequences that arise out of drug overdoses or accidental shootings in the face.
The next time I saw Pulp Fiction in the theater, a couple of months later, it was a late night showing at a multiplex in Buffalo, near the University. The theater was packed for that one; by this point Pulp Fiction was a pop culture sensation, and it was only weeks away from losing Best Picture honors to Forrest Gump. Weird. I don’t know if I was actually one of the first people on the Pulp Fiction bandwagon, or if it just felt that way because I saw it by myself in a backwater town early in its release. But wow, what a movie.
I watched it again a few weeks ago, for the first time in several years. I have a friend at work with whom I’m always quoting the movie (we like to express frustration by either claiming to be “mushroom-cloud layin’ m*****f*****’s”, or “tryin’ real hard to be the Shepherd”), but as far as actually watching it, I hadn’t done that in a really long time. So when I finally got to see it again, a lot of stuff in it seemed new to me again.
As with any really good movie, what makes it work are, in large part, the tiny details one can find in it: the little visual or aural tics that maybe weren’t even planned, but by being there, just make it all the more real. Here are ten tiny details from Pulp Fiction that I love, in no particular order.
1. Vincent’s “church usher” pose. The early scene where Jules and Vincent are retrieving the briefcase from the hoods who are trying to steal it from Marcellus Wallace reaches its famous climax when Jules begins to recite his gonzo version of Ezekiel 25:17. The camera cuts from Jules to Brett (the hood in the chair who’s about to die), and when you see Brett, in the background you see Vincent, gearing up for the execution. The way he does it, though, is pretty nifty. He takes out his gun, cocks it, and then holds it pointing down with his hands clasped in front of him, in a way that always reminds me of the pose the ushers strike in any church service just before they’re supposed to come forth and do something (pass the collection plates, direct worshippers to Communion, whatever). It’s a terrific pose.
2. Rear-projection when driving at night. There are two sequences in the movie that depict people in cars at night that are done in stylized fashion, like they used to do such sequences when making movies in the 1940s. It’s obvious that John Travolta isn’t really driving when Vincent is stoned on his way to pick up Mia Wallace; likewise, it’s obvious that Bruce Willis and the woman playing the cab driver aren’t really driving a cab during their conversation about what it felt like for Butch to pummel the other boxer to death in the ring. The rear projection in both cases is grainy, jerky, and black-and-white. But in the film’s other driving sequences, when the tension is up (Vincent speeding an OD’ing Mia to the drug dealer’s house for the andrenaline shot, Butch driving back to his apartment to get his watch when he knows such a move could get him killed, the unfortunate moment when Vincent’s gun discharges while pointed at Marvin’s face), or when there purposely isn’t supposed to be any tension at all because we don’t know anyone yet (the “Royale with Cheese” discussion) those sequences are shot for real.
3. When Mr. Wolf sips Jimmie’s coffee, he, too, notes its high quality with a single facial expression.
4. In the film’s last scene, we get to see the robbery that Pumpkin and HoneyBunny had cooked up way back in the movie’s first scene. What’s great about this is the way that Quentin Tarantino stages that robbery; the two thieves are wildly nervous and over-do everything, making clear that this is the first time they’ve ever executed a crime of this nature. And what really drives that point home? The fact that these two, who have made robbing liquor stores their previous bread-and-butter, never think to do what anyone who’s robbed a restaurant before would know: to check the bathrooms.
5. Back in the “recovering the briefcase” scene, when Jules asks for a sip of Brett’s Sprite, he drains it instead, right down to the slurping sound that a straw makes when the pop is all gone; and all the while he’s giving Brett this stare that isn’t a cold stare, but a relaxed stare that makes utterly clear that Jules is in total command of this situation.
6. But are Jules and Vincent out of practice or something? Or is their chemistry off because Vincent is just back from three years in Amsterdam and thus hasn’t worked for a while? Because they walk into a situation where they admit beforehand they don’t know how many guys are up there, and they too don’t check the bathroom.
7. It’s not in the script, but when Lance (Eric Stoltz’s drug dealer) is describing to Vincent how to deliver the adrenaline shot to Mia’s heart, he says something like, “But she has a breast plate in front of her heart so you gotta pierce through that.” That is in the script. But in the movie, to emphasize the point, Lance mimes the stabbing motion three times, and Vincent asks: “Do I gotta stab her three times?”
8. At the end, after dispensing his wisdom to Pumpkin and HoneyBunny, when he’s sitting in the middle of a crime scene, Jules is so relaxed that he thoughtfully takes another bite of his muffin.
9. Stopping to eat in the middle of a dangerous situation doesn’t just happen there. I’ve always loved how Butch, in returning to his apartment and recovering his watch, while he has to know he needs to get out of there ASAP, stops to heat up a Pop-Tart. If he’d just left, none of the other stuff afterward would have happened, and he’d still have Marcellus’s price on his head.
10. Sounds in the film: Fabian’s excessive teeth-brushing. The way the first song during the opening credits is interrupted as the old-school manual knob car stereo is changed. Mia Wallace’s music, on a reel-to-reel tape player. When Mia’s OD’ing, we hear Vincent offscreen talking to her, and then we fade in on her drugged-out face, and we only know that Vincent’s found her when we hear his reaction.
I could go on a while, but I’ll leave it there. Generally, I tend to not like stories that glorify organized crime or criminal lifestyles the way Pulp Fiction does, but this film is different in its theme of redemption; the only character who gets to escape the life is the one who is given the epiphany that this isn’t the life he should be pursuing. (Although, to be fair, we don’t know that Jules successfully leaves the life; maybe Marcellus gets angry at his resignation and kills him? We never know.)
I suppose that one of these years I should watch Jackie Brown and Kill Bill….
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Maybe it’s in large print….
UI
Because I’m still on “long weekend mode” for another few hours, and in light of the fact that the computer is still recovering from its implosion the other night, I’m giving Unidentified Earth and Sentential Links the week off. Tune in next Sunday for another new Unidentified Location (or take a guess at last week’s!), and next Monday for new Sentential Links. I’ll be posting other stuff during the week, though — my usual manner of blathering. No hiatus, just taking a week off from two regular features. So there.
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Sunday Burst of Weirdness
I wasn’t online as much as usual this week, so I didn’t see quite as much Grade-A, US Prime weirdness out there on Teh Interweb. But here are a couple of items:
:: A Beavis and Butthead movie may be on the way. I’m fine with this; I loved that show and found the original movie pretty funny. But…they want to do it live action. Huh?!
:: Nazi UFO stuff. I guess it all didn’t start with Roswell, right? (via)
:: Note to self: when traveling in Japan, don’t take the subway unless you have to.
All for this week. Stay weird, folks!
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AMPERSAND DOLLARSIGN BACKSLASH ASTERISK EXCLAMATION POINT !!!!!
Last night something went haywire with the main computer here at Casa Jaquandor, so for the second time in six months I had to re-format everything and start from scratch. Grrrrr. So, once again, all of my Firefox bookmarks are gone. I had a lot of blogs I was following in a bookmarks folder; they’re all gone. I can remember some of them, but not all, so if yours is a blog I may or may not have been reading before this happened and now I won’t be reading at all, sorry about that. (But hey, feel free to leave recommendations in comments.)
I have no idea what happened this time. Last time, a series of rapid-fire power outages in the middle of a thunderstorm were the culprit, but this time, something just went belly-up in the course of a restart. Luckily, in March I had to renew my subscription to Norton Security, which at the time meant upgrading to the most recent version. The current version includes automatic backing up of files to their servers (you get 2GB to start and can buy more; so far, the 2GB is fine but I may buy more later). I’ve been re-downloading my own files for about four hours now, as of this writing. It’s about 93.1% finished now, so hopefully after that I’ll have all of my old files back, except for the music and video stuff that I can just re-download anyway. (I don’t keep much music at all on the main computer, since I don’t use it for listening. That stuff is all on the laptop, which is working just fine.)
My next major electronics purchase, though, is almost certainly to be a portable hard drive. Then I won’t have to worry about this kind of thing much at all.
(Also, I’m in the first day of a rare four-day weekend for me, so posting will be light until Sunday.)
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Something for Thursday
Ignore the images (from some anime or other) and just listen to Julie Andrews singing as Guinevere in Camelot.
What a terribly sad, sad song! Lerner and Loewe manage to distill, in three minutes, the awful reality of the Guinevere-Lancelot pairing: the awful pain of unspoken love that becomes doubly painful when they can no longer bear the pain of that silence.
If only Camelot had a better book, because the songs are so stunning….
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Another Book Quiz
Here’s one snagged from Steph: it’s a list of books most often marked “Unread” on LibraryThing, indicating books people have copies of either so they can say they own them, or in the best intentions of reading ’em someday if only James Patterson would quit churning out must-read thrillers or whatnot. (Like I’m any different!) Anyway, the instructions are to bold the ones you’ve read, underline the ones you read for school, and italicize the ones you’ve started but not finished. I’ll add another two rules: strike the ones you know you’ll never, ever read and don’t even own a copy of, and mark with a *star the ones you own and really, genuinely intend to read one of these days. OK? OK!
Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell (I’m reading this now, actually, and am halfway through it and loving it)
* Anna Karenina
* Crime and Punishment
Catch-22
One Hundred Years of Solitude
Wuthering Heights
* The Silmarillion
Life of Pi: a novel
The Name of the Rose
Don Quixote
Moby Dick (Another one in progress, very slowly.)
Ulysses
Madame Bovary
The Odyssey
* Pride and Prejudice
* Jane Eyre (loved this book, want to read it again)
* A Tale of Two Cities
The Brothers Karamazov (Grrrrr!)
Guns, Germs, and Steel: the fates of human societies
* War and Peace
Vanity Fair
The Time Traveler’s Wife
The Iliad
* Emma
The Blind Assassin
* The Kite Runner
Mrs. Dalloway
* Great Expectations
American Gods
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
Atlas Shrugged (I so want back the time I spent reading this shit.)
Reading Lolita in Tehran: a memoir in books
Memoirs of a Geisha
Middlesex
* Quicksilver
* Wicked: the life and times of the wicked witch of the West (The Wife read this and loved it)
The Canterbury Tales
The Historian: a novel
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
* Love in the Time of Cholera
Brave New World
The Fountainhead (What possessed me to read Atlas Shrugged after I read this and judged it insipid and idiotic, I will never know.)
Foucault’s Pendulum (Read it sophomore year of college. Loved it. Didn’t understand much of it at all.)
Middlemarch
* Frankenstein
* The Count of Monte Cristo
* Dracula
A Clockwork Orange
* Anansi Boys
The Once and Future King (Just a beautiful, wonderful book, with one of the greatest closing passages I’ve ever read.)
The Grapes of Wrath
The Poisonwood Bible : a novel
1984
Angels & Demons
The Inferno (and Purgatory and Paradise)
The Satanic Verses
* Sense and Sensibility
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Mansfield Park
* One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
To the Lighthouse
Tess of the D’Urbervilles
Oliver Twist
Gulliver’s Travels
* Les Misérables
* The Corrections
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay (Amazing book)
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
Dune (I got sick of having to look things up in the glossary once per paragraph, but I definitely mean to read it.)
The Prince
The Sound and the FuryAngela’s Ashes: a memoir (No interest at all.)
The God of Small Things
A People’s History of the United States: 1492-present
Cryptonomicon (What a wild fun blast this book was!)
Neverwhere
A Confederacy of Dunces
A Short History of Nearly Everything (I’ve read it twice!)
Dubliners
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
Beloved
Slaughterhouse-Five
The Scarlet Letter (Loved it.)
Eats, Shoots & Leaves
The Mists of Avalon (I really wanted to like this, but the anti-Christianity stuff just got to be too much. Nothing against that per se; it just overwhelmed the story.)
Oryx and Crake: a novel
Collapse: how societies choose to fail or succeed
Cloud Atlas
The Confusion
Lolita
Persuasion
Northanger Abbey
The Catcher in the Rye (You know what? Meh.)
On the Road
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Freakonomics: a rogue economist explores the hidden side of everything
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance: an inquiry into values (I’ve read it a bunch of times, along with its lesser-noted sequel, Lila. I like these books a great deal, but there are times when I think Pirsig takes easy ways out, simply using his novel structure as an excuse to drop lines of inquiry when they prove troublesome.)
* The Aeneid
Watership Down
* Gravity’s Rainbow
The HobbitIn Cold Blood: a true account of a multiple murder and its consequences
White Teeth
Treasure Island
David Copperfield (Hated it in school, but I’m prepared to admit that I didn’t know my arse from the proverbial hole in the ground at the time.)
The Three Musketeers (Read last year and loved it. One of the most entertaining books I’ve ever read.)
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Note to self
Next time The Daughter brings home a slip from school written by the teacher to inform me that she didn’t finish her work on time, before you flip out and start yelling, remember that it could be worse.
Ye Gods.

