I’m a bad baseball fan.

In fact, I am such a bad baseball fan that I think I should stop claiming to be one. I’ve almost completely stopped paying attention to the game, since without cable, it’s nearly impossible to watch games until October, and since my favorite team, the Pirates, is one giant heap of suck. I don’t even know who the really good players are these days, and my once useful stash of baseball knowledge in my head is starting to erode. Case in point:

The Scene: The Store. The Players: Me, and a Co-worker who is a Mets fan.

COWORKER: Hey, I’ve got a chance this week to get the autograph of a former Met.

ME: Oh yeah? Who?

COWORKER: Our former closer.

ME: Oh wow! Julio Franco!

[beat]

COWORKER: John Franco. Julio Franco is a first baseman.

ME: Wow. I suck.

COWORKER: There there….

So yeah. It was nice being a baseball fan, back in the day….

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Sunday Burst of Weirdness (Tuesday Edition)

Aieee! Somehow I got the idea that I’d done the Burst this week, but then I looked and saw that I hadn’t. And somehow I managed to miss the thundering outcry that resulted from my omission of this feature, so eagerly is it awaited throughout Blogistan.

Ahem.

Anyway:

:: A friend of mine sent me this video, which is the type of thing you often see on Funniest Home Video shows: it’s a reporter who gets knocked off his feet by a marauding snow-tube. But it’s one of the more impressive feats of knocking a reporter off his feet that you’re likely to see.

:: Scotty e-mailed me this article about how, um, thin-skinned Apple fans tend to be (hot on the heels of last week’s adventures in Apple satire).

“Last year,” Mr. Manjoo writes, “I praised the iPhone in something of the way Romeo once praised Juliet: The device, I said, is revolutionary — ‘it marks a new way of life. One day we’ll all have iPhones, or things that aim to do what this first one does, and your life will be better for it.’ ”

But because he mentioned that the phone was a bit pricey, “several readers alleged that I was an Apple-hater.” One wrote him to ask, “Does Salon actually pay you or are you being paid under the table by rival companies?”

Anybody who has ever written about Apple products will tell the same story — introducing even a hint of negativity into a review or article will bring down the wrath of Apple’s most fanatical fans.

Hmmmm…fans reacting harshly to the slightest criticism? Fans demanding unflagging admiration for their pet love? Are we talking about Apple fans here, or…New England Patriots fans! Har har har!

(No one is allowed to point out my tendency to fly off the handle at people who say anything mean about George Lucas.)

:: Had this been around twenty years ago, surely New Coke would not have failed. (Embedded sound at the site; be warned.)

OK. Next week I’ll try to have the Burst of Weirdness up on Sunday.

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Wrapping the Littlest Angels


Angel Wraps III, originally uploaded by Jaquandor.

The Wife has always counted sewing as one of her passions, and she is damned good at it; she manages to create articles of clothing for herself and The Daughter that are frankly often better than store-bought stuff. I’ve always been impressed by this skill of hers; a few hours of fabric cutting and the whirring of the Bernina and out comes a blouse or a pair of pants.

Lately she’s adopted a new project, which she is donating to several local hospitals. She calls them “Angel Wraps”, and they are meant for premature infants who die. When we lost Baby Fiona last year, they wrapped her in a generic blanket that was too large for her tiny (22 weeks) body; how much nicer if she could have been in something like this. It may seem odd, but this kind of thing is meaningful to those of us who have been through something like this.

I have a couple more photos of these on my Flickr photostream.

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Ask HIM anything! (and some other lazy linkage)

Some things:

:: Roger is doing his own Ask Me Anything!. So go and ask him stuff. I’ve just done my duty (especially since he posed the majority of the questions in my own recently-completed Ask Me Anything!).

:: John McCain: a foreign policy disaster in the making.

:: Lynn links an interview with SF author John C. Wright, a guy who has the best ability to say things well despite being completely wrong since William F. Buckley. I finally lost it when Wright identified Apollo 13 as a “hard SF movie”. I guess being set in space makes it SF, despite the fact that it’s a true story? Huh?! Anyway, whenever I read Wright, I get the sense that he’s a more eloquent version of Orson Scott Card. (And I came to that comparison before I read this post of Wright’s. Note also this one, where he pontificates against movies for being anti-American or whatever, including at least one movie he didn’t even see.)

:: I really really really really wanna go to Norway. Here’s another reason why.

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Department of Technical Annoyances

Earlier today I downloaded and installed the newest version of my Internet security program (Norton 360, for those who care), which seems to be working fine. But now Firefox seems to be in the habit of clearing my “personal data” each and every time I close the program, which wouldn’t be annoying in itself if it wasn’t also clearing my entire browsing history with it, no matter how many times I go under “Tools” and un-check the “Clear Personal Data at the end of every session” box or change the settings so the browsing history is left alone.

That could get annoying.

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Unidentified Earth 31

It seems we’re still falling behind! While Aaron has placed Unidentified Earth 28 as Granddad’s Bluff in La Crosse, Wisconsin (a place with as stunning a view of the Mississippi River Valley as you’ll find anywhere), the last two installments, 29 and 30, are still Unidentified. Now, granted, it’s very hard to make out in #29, but that there is a monument to a person in whose honor we celebrate not one but two major holidays on the Western calendar. The monument is specifically situated to loom over a major highway that runs just outside the image. As for #30, well, its failure to be Identified after a week has me reaching for the Vicodin.

OK, all that aside, time for the new one. This one may be easier:

Where are we? Rot-13 your guesses, folks!

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My God, it’s full of stars

UPDATE: I’ll update this post with links to other blog posts on Clarke’s passing that strike my eye.

Arthur C. Clarke is dead.

This is really no surprise, as Clarke was very old, and though I haven’t read any of his new work since I was disappointed by 3001, I am saddened by his passing. Clarke was the first science fiction author whose work I really loved, going way back to when I was in high school and read 2001: A Space Odyssey. Clarke was just awfully good at capturing that good old “sense of wonder” without getting too wordy, in my view; he would simply describe things with none of the “You will be amazed by this!” subtext that I can often detect in other SF writers. That, his ability to keep the story moving, and the way he could relate the futuristic stuff to the concerns of contemporary readers was always impressive.

I don’t think I even own a copy of 2001 at the moment, so I can’t even quote my favorite Clarke passage. For those of you who own the book, you can look it up: it’s the part where David Bowman is settling in for the long lonely journey to Saturn (what remains of the journey, anyway) after HAL has killed Frank Poole and the hibernating crew members, and he tries to take his mind off his loneliness by listening to music; but over time he finds that the constant parade of human voices actually increases his loneliness rather than decreasing it, and his search for musical companionship finally leads him to the abstract counterpoint of Johann Sebastian Bach. I always thought that this passage represented a particularly keen bit of human insight for a science fiction author, given the stereotype of SF writers as being concerned with the Gosh WOW! stuff and less with the human concerns.

Clarke was a part of my reading landscape fairly early on; I remember reading Dolphin Island (although I don’t so much remember Dolphin Island itself), and a frankly wonderful true-life tale of discovering a sunken wreck in Indian Ocean Treasure. I’ve never had any desire to read the follow-ups, but I did admire Rendezvous with Rama greatly. And his short fiction was also amazing; “The Star” and “The Nine Billion Names of God” particularly haunt my imagination. I even remember some road trip or other with my family when I was six or seven years old; my sister was reading a book whose title stuck in my head even then as being pretty provocative and intriguing. The book? Childhood’s End.

I truly believe that Arthur C. Clarke is one of the more important figures of the 20th century, and I honor his life now.

(Here’s a good article on Clarke’s life.)

UPDATE I: Steven Den Beste: “Clarke didn’t write as much as the others, I think, and it’s also not really correct to say his stuff was more imaginative. But I think that there was a quality to his work that made it stand apart. His stories were, how to put this, further away than Heinlein and Asimov.”

Charlie Stross.

UPDATE II: SamuraiFrog: “Thank you, Arthur, for believing that we were worth the trouble and that we might, one day, snap out of this. Thank you for showing us it was full stars.”

Patrick Nielsen Hayden, who apparently was on NPR to discuss Clarke. I’ll look for an audio link later today.

Lou Anders.

Lots of good linkage (as usual) at SFSignal.

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Cute Kitchen Gadgets


Teapot II, originally uploaded by Jaquandor.

I posted a series of photos of this item to my Flickr stream, but I wanted to mention it here as well: a nifty single-serving teacup for brewing loose tea. I love this thing. It’s made by the folks at Rishi Tea, and it works wonderfully well; there’s a pleasing quality to loose tea that is somehow lost in the whole teabag thing.

I don’t have a point here; I just think this little teapot is nifty as hell.

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Oh noes!!!

It appears that I’ve annoyed a fan of Apple products. Oh well, that’s how things go, I guess, although I’m a tad baffled as to why the author over there seems to think there’s something faulty with my “sense of satire”. Did I miss some satire somewhere? Is there a dollop of satire on my shoe?

Anyway, back to my nice PC.

UPDATE: Apparently that site is devoted to satirizing the Apple cult, I guess. Based on just the post that linked me — which is all I read over there — the satire is pretty hard to detect, but there you go.

And again, back to my nice PC.

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Immanentizing the Eschaton

[Political rant here. Proceed with caution.]

Via John Scalzi I see that the White House is “on top of the situation” with regard to the economy. Well, given the way this White House was “on top” of Iraq, Afghanistan, the post-Katrina debacle, making sure we’re torturing people, deficits as far as the eye can see, and everything else it’s touched since January 20, 2001, I’d breathe a lot easier if they just said, “You know, folks, we’re actually going to let this one work itself out on its own.”

Mr. Scalzi recently ranked his list of the worst Presidents of all time, awarding the Number One spot to James Buchanan on the basis that Buchanan “broke the country”. I can see the point, although there are different ways to break a country — if a country’s a car, you can break it by driving it into the ditch outright (Buchanan), or you can drain its engine of oil and the radiator of fluid, cut the brakelines, deflate the tires to just ten percent of the recommended PSI, remove the wiper blades, and then drive the vehicle at a high rate of speed on a twisty mountain highway on a rainy day through a cloud of marauding locusts (George W. Bush).

OK, that’s out of my system. Moving on.

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