Things I don’t want to hear again

I could do without hearing the following statements, ever again:

:: “It’s all part of God’s plan.” (Gee, when I was in management, I was always told that planning had to flexible. Joe Schmoe the manager at Pizza Hut has to be flexible, but God must execute every single detail in his plan, with no deviation? That make sense?! And why are we just cogs in some omnipotent being’s plan, anyway?)

:: “That which does not kill us, makes us stronger.” (Well, that horseback-riding accident didn’t kill Christopher Reeve, but I don’t think it exactly made him stronger.)

:: “God helps those who help themselves.” (Generally, I don’t like homilies about God wherein God is made to be a bit of a jerk.)

:: “God never gives us more than we can handle.” (Well, actually, he does. In fact, we have a word in our language for “that moment when God gives us more than we can handle”. That word is death.)

:: “We don’t negotiate contracts during the season.” (Way to go, Sabres!)

OK, I’m done.

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Sentential Links #104

Wow. One hundred four: that means I’ve been doing this feature for a little over two years now. It seems so long ago that I can barely remember, those wonderful old days of yore 2005…actually, 2005 kinda blew, if I remember it right. Total crap of a year.

Er, anyway:

:: By the way, my favorite character in ASOIAF is in fact Jaime Lannister. (Mine too, I must admit, over the last couple of books. I also like Brienne, and I wish that her storyline in the most recent book had amounted to more than her just wandering around. Still, she seems to be in a heck of a pickle at the end, there.)

:: It’s Peter’s birthday today, which means it’s ‘steak and blowjob night’ here in Lockport. (OK, it’s a bit risque, but I couldn’t not link it!)

:: We live in a world that gives such awful distorted messages about what it means to win, to get it right, to succeed. I think there is tremendous value in standing apart from all the emphasis on shiny things or popularity or a specific body fat ratio to simply allow ourselves to be present to all that is good, all that is possible, all that is worthy in this world.

:: What you get with this series are Shakespearean plots moved to imagined worlds consistent with the manga form — hence Hamlet in a dystopian future and Romeo and Juliet set “in the highly fashionable Shibuya district of Tokyo” where Romeo (a rock star, naturally) and his love are “caught up in a bitter feud between two Yakuza families.” (An older post, but I just saw it. Do these manga versions of Shakespeare contain the entire text of the plays, or are they “condensed”? If the former, I’d check one of these out.)

:: So, in short, the things that (IMO) made Firefly bad sci fi were: too much sex, not balancing sex with other aspects of human relationships, failure to address the classic problems of the genre (such as FTL travel and terraforming), too much preachiness (for gay rights and for a “naturalistic” worldview, ie atheism), and clumsy treatment of the role of religion in human interactions and the big unanswerable questions. There were a lot of other things I didn’t like about Firefly in general, but these here were the big things that mad it a poor piece of sci fi. (I’ll agree that Firefly isn’t terribly good SF — not that that stops it from being a really good show — but certainly not on the basis that it’s just too sexy. Via.)

:: I used to love war movies. In part, because they were so darned…reliable. (A new blog, just launched recently. Don’t remember where I found it.)

:: A new, smallish school, a Yeshiva, sits on an inconspicuous street in a residential neighborhood. Nervously, a man drives up, about twenty minutes before his appointment. He woke up thinking sad thoughts, thoughts about what ought to have been, but what never could be. (If you read somewhere in Blogistan this week a sadder post than this one, don’t tell me. I’m in a sensitive way these days, and it might well do me in.)

:: As I see it, artists are vessels who constantly pour out impressions and expressions. We have to make sure that we fill ourselves up again, otherwise we may be left with little to say. (Not unlike a sentiment once expressed by Lester Bangs. This is the only blog I know of that comes with its own soundtrack, by the way — and I’ve been remiss in not publicly thanking Alex Shapiro for some unexpected generosity a month or so ago, when my world decided to implode yet again. Thanks to her. Immensely.)

All for this week.

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Sunday Burst of Weirdness

I wasn’t online nearly as much this week as other weeks, for various reasons, but some weird stuff did transpire.

:: First, Jonathan Strahan links this review of his new anthology, The New Space Opera (which you’d better believe I’m buying). The second paragraph of this review ends with this odd assertion:

Space ships, etc., only show up in one very small subgenre of SF: the space opera.

Now, I’m not sure what the “etc.” refers to here — earlier in the article the reviewer mentions “spaceship and bug-eyed monsters” as appearing in SF as a genre, but I’m not sure that’s what the “etc.” means here. But even if so, this is a terribly odd characterization of space opera. 2001: A Space Odyssey isn’t space opera, and yet it contains one of the iconic spaceships in all of SF (the Discovery). Michael Flynn’s wonderful Falling Stars (that’s not the title of the series, actually, but if you’ve read it, you know the one I mean) series has lots of spaceships, but it’s not space opera, either. Mary Doria Russell’s The Sparrow has both spaceships and strange aliens, but it’s most definitely not a space opera.

:: This isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s a museum in Russia that’s devoted to some very dark stuff. Via Warren Ellis, whom I imagine is starting to feel like one of the victims of the items on display in that museum, given that he apparently can’t smoke in pubs anymore. Seems to me he could just compensate by simply drinking more, but having never smoked, I’m not sure how that works.

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Yeah. Best. And don’t you forget it!

According to Alan, I won something the other night: Buffalo Spree Magazine‘s survey of Best Blogs, or something of that nature. I think it was one of those surveys city publications do to see what their readership thinks are the “best” of whatever in that city, whether it’s restaurants, arts venues, sports teams, or websites devoted to sporadically-updated thoughts of persons of varying degrees of geekitude.

In truth, I wasn’t even aware in any real sense of being in the running. It’s kind of like a recurring funny fantasy I have, in which we’re at the Oscars, and they’re announcing Best Actor: after reading the five nominees, the envelope is opened and the name therein turns out to be some completely-unexpected sixth actor. Camera then cuts to that actor, who’s in his kitchen, eating a sandwich, and we freeze-frame his reaction as a piece of pastrami hangs from his mouth and a dab of mayo oozes down his chin. “The nominees are Sean Connery, Denzel Washington, Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush, and Ralph Fiennes — but the Oscar goes to Bob McGaskill! Congratulations, Bob!” And Bob says, “Gwhaaa?”

Anyway, apparently this blog won. I’m frankly amazed, because I’m in no way one of the cadre of “citizen journalists” who constitute the larger portion of the Buffalo Prefecture of Blogistan; my Buffalo-blogging tends to consist of the occasional thing about the Sabres (not terribly often because I don’t know much about hockey), the more frequent stuff about the Bills (especially during the season), and once-in-a-while takes on urbanism. I don’t do reportage here, and the vast majority of the content I produce could as easily come from Peoria. That I, a guy who’s content to blog about the obscure SF books I read and movies and food and women who look good in workwear and whatever other obscure topics leap to mind, should come in first in such a survey is somewhat amazing. This blog isn’t any kind of organized set of thoughts; it’s rather my own personal mix-tape for the world.

So, thanks to those who voted. The full roster of winners can be found here. I should really start paying attention to stuff like this, I suppose. I could delude myself into thinking that they could do a big profile thingie on me, like they did for Jennifer a while back, but — well, I suspect that a big picture of me in that magazine wouldn’t be the best thing in the world. I still cringe when I see the way I looked in the Buffalo News for my short-story thing.

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A few notes from Hiatus-land

I had originally figured on returning to regular blogging today, but I’ve decided that I don’t much feel like it yet, so I’m not. However, I want to note a couple of things:

:: Last week’s Unidentified Earth was guessed correctly as Southfork Ranch, near Dallas, Texas. I’m not putting up an installment this week, but they’ll start again when I start again.

:: For Better or For Worse has completely lost it. Seriously, it’s just a joke now, between Michael moving into the family home with his former grade school sweetheart (now his wife), and Lizzie clearly gearing up to get back together with her grade school sweetheart, and April providing the local special needs kid with her Dead Poets Society moment, complete with standing on the desk. This strip is now officially embarrassing.

:: When the hell is the Season Three set of Once and Again going to come out?!

:: Earlier today this blog reached 300,000 hits, according to SiteMeter. Thanks to that small number of regular readers of mine, and thanks also to the much larger number of people who come here by searching for photos of beautiful women. (Not so much the people who come here looking for “overalls porn”, “overalls spanking”, or any of the other such search terms that show up in the referrals. I sympathize and all, but this ain’t the place for that.)

That’s it. Back when I feel like it.

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Until its rhythm you have found

I’m not feeling too much like blogging at the moment, so I’m going to take a few days off. Could be the heat; it’s pretty hot in Buffalo right now. Could be something else.

For now, I’ll leave you with a song that’s been haunting me for several weeks now. It’s “Scythe Song”, by Scots great Dougie Maclean. It can be heard here here, the song starts up at about the 1:40 mark. (Don’t worry about the sound at the outset; it clears up before the music starts and for YouTube sound, it’s fine. And don’t worry about watching the video. It’s just an unchanging title card.)

The song is a meditation on the kind of learning that takes place when you undertake a craft that may look simple, but whose mastery eludes everyone but those who work at it alongside a giving teacher. The idea, I think, is that learning is as much a function of someone teaching us as finding the secrets on our own.

The lyrics:

O I still remember when
I first watched him work the blade.
‘Twas down in the Buckney den
my questions tumbled and he said:
“O this is not a thing to learn inside a day!
Stand closely by me and I’ll try to show the way.

You’ve got to hold it right,
feel the distance to the ground.
Move with a touch so light,
until its rhythm you have found.
Then you’ll know what I know.

O wild are the ways we run
when at last untethered out we fly!
Straight into the burning sun;
need no direction, no, not I!
But it is not a thing to learn inside a day….
Stand closely by me and I’ll try to show the way.

You’ve got to hold it right,
feel the distance to the ground.
Move with a touch so light,
until its rhythm you have found.
Then you’ll know what I know.

And so, little dancing girl,
you want to learn to play a tune?
One that your heart can fill
to help you shine under the moon?
Well it is not a thing to learn inside a day!
Stand closely by me and I’ll try to show the way.

You’ve got to hold it right,
feel the distance to the sound….
Move with a touch so light,
until its rhythm you have found.
Then you’ll know what I know.

Then you’ll know…what I know.

I’ll be back soon…but right now, I need to move with a touch so light.

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Sunday Burst of Weirdness

Not a great week for weirdness, unfortunately — I didn’t see anything that really grabbed me as weird. But for sheer amusement, there’s always AC Douglas’s spittle-flecking of his monitor in response to the AFI’s Top 100 films list. He can cry “O tempora! O mores!” from the rooftops as much as he likes, of course, but reading his brief roster of films he thinks get too much recognition, as well as those which don’t get enough, pretty much make clear that he considers “detestable pop culture” to basically boil down to “that set of things he doesn’t like”.

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Hector Rules!

Earlier this week Lynn e-mailed me a notice about a comment left on this post over at Serenade in Green, about who the Greatest Composer of All Time might be. The comment (by this blogger) is lengthy and refers to several composers, but the part about Berlioz is quite the shot across my particular bow:

To back up my orchestral music is easy to impress with, consider the example of Hector Berlioz, a name that would never be praised if it wasn’t for his orchestral innovations. Berlioz’s music was almost completely vacuous, and had only smatterings of moments of quality. In fact, Berlioz is one of the only well known composers I’d list below Mozart, and we’ve had the Mozart conversation before [flashes the secret handshake].

I’m actually more irritated by the idea that Mozart is so low in esteem as to only allow one or two composers to be placed beneath him, but this is just another of those “To each his own” sorts of things.

But as for Berlioz, this opinion is hardly uncommon, I must admit. I’m a long-confirmed Berlioz obsessive (look for my series of posts, linked in the sidebar, in honor of his bicentenary), but I’ve also seen first-hand how many people who love classical music just don’t get Berlioz, for whatever reason. I have a friend with whom I occasionally share music; I send him stuff and he sends me stuff in return (actually, he sends me a lot more stuff than I send him because he’s twenty years older than me and it’s thus a major challenge finding stuff that he hasn’t heard already). Some years ago I sent him some Berlioz — Romeo et Juliet, if I recall correctly — and his response was a very polite “Meh”. And this I’ve heard from many others. But I’ve also heard from people who, like me, utterly adore Berlioz. (To this day it irritates me that at the Impressions de France film at Epcot Center’s World Showcase, the film — a series of stunning images of France set to French classical music — includes not a single note of Berlioz.)

It’s generally been my experience that Berlioz gets two responses: “Meh”, and “Oh my God, I’ve just had an orgasm.” (Rachmaninov is in a similar boat, although he gets more of a range of reactions.) This is not new, either. Here is Harold Schonberg, writing in his grand old book The Lives of the Great Composers:

Perhaps Berlioz will always remain the object of veneration by a strong and articulate minority. He could not speak to Everyman. But there is not one piece of his that lacks its incandescent moments. And then Berlioz is seen plain, his eagle beak defiantly thrust at the heavens, glorifying in a kind of tonal magnificence and an ideal of self-expression that make the concept of Romanticism very clear.

And, more recently, David Dubal expresses the same sentiment in his Essential Canon of Classical Music:

Still, it took most of the twentieth century to place Berlioz’s art in perspective. He has always irked many people. He refuses to fit into a convenient niche. His works as a whole are not graceful; they do not have the kind of melodies that stick in the mind. His harmonies can sound primitive, and his content empty. But for those who are temperamentally attuned to him, he is shattering. He has a subtlety of construction that goes beyond technique, and his orchestrations have proved to be models for generations to come.

…

Whenever I hear any of Berlioz’s music, I think of the poet Heine’s statement: “He is an immense nightingale, a lark as great as an eagle…the music causes me to dream of fabulous empires filled with fabulous sins.”

And there you have it.

(Oh, and the Greatest Composer of All Time? The best historical case can probably be made for Johann Sebastian Bach, but even then, I still believe that the sentence “Bach was the greatest composer” can never be a true statement in the same sense that “Jupiter is the largest planet in our Solar System” can.)

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