Scarlett, you ignorant slut!

Jason Bennion reports on Premiere Magazine’s list of the twenty most overrated movies. Here’s the list, with the ones I’ve seen in bold, with comment following those films:

20. American Beauty

19. Chicago

I don’t have a feel for how highly this film is “rated”, so I can’t honestly say whether I think it’s “overrated” or “underrated”. I found it entertaining and stylish, with a lot of clever wordplay in the songs. It’s kind of depressing that these days, a musical can only be made by positing the numbers as fantasy sequences in themselves (since apparently audiences can no longer be trusted to accept that the entire film is a fantasy wherein people start singing to full orchestral accompaniment) and by shooting the numbers in a way in which editing almost masks the performers’ inability to dance.

18. Clerks

Haven’t seen it in years, but I keep intending to. I loved it when I rented it almost a decade ago (although The Wife, if memory serves, didn’t like it so well). I’m a big geek at heart, so I’m probably squarely in Kevin Smith’s audience. (In fact, this is the only Kevin Smith film I’ve seen! I have work to do.)

17. Fantasia

Huh. I love this movie (even though the Beethoven Pastoral Symphony sequence drags quite a bit), and I wish the original concept — give the animators a piece of music and let ’em go to town — had caught on better. The follow-up film from a few years ago also has some really good stuff in it, although it includes a depressing amount of comedy in between the numbers. I’d love to see a Hayao Miyazaki version of Fantasia.

And yes, the movie is even better when you’re drunk. (And toward the end of the Bach Toccata and Fugue sequence, why is there a walking tooth in the middle of all the abstract stuff???)

16. Field of Dreams

Overrated, my ass. Next.

(I’ve actually visited the Dyersville, IA location where the film was made. Sadly, no old ballplayers emerged from the cornfield.)

15. Chariots of Fire

I haven’t seen Chariots since I was a kid, so I have no real read on whether it’s overrated or not. But I remember being highly impressed with it, especially since it came out when I was entranced with fare like Raiders of the Lost Ark.

14. Good Will Hunting

Again, how highly rated is this film to begin with? I liked it. Good script. Not a great film, but undeserving of any backlash, in my opinion.

13. Forrest Gump

Dammit. I always feel like I should hate this movie, but I never can! Every time I watch the damn thing it sucks me in. That either means that something’s wrong with me, or that it’s actually a good movie and I’m resisting the siren call of the backlash. (I firmly believe that only Titanic has ever suffered a greater backlash than Gump.) I just find the film a lovely fable, but I can never quite figure out what its message is supposed to be. And maybe that’s it: there is no message. You just do the best you can with what you’ve got.

(By the way, the “Life is a box of chocolates” thing was parodied wonderfully in the X-Files episode “Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man”, when the CSM sits on a bench beside a homeless person and opines thusly:

“Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you’re stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there’s nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there’s a peanut butter cup or an english toffee but they’re gone too fast and taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits of hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. If you’re desperate enough to eat those, all you got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.”

I don’t think William B. Davis ever got the credit he deserved for his portrayal of the CSM.)

12. Jules and Jim
11. A Beautiful Mind
10. Monster’s Ball
9. Moonstruck
8. Mystic River
7. Nashville
6. The Wizard of Oz

You know, I used to think that this movie was overrated as hell, but I’ve changed my mind. I went to see it in a theater with The Wife some years ago when a restored print was issued, and the thing is friggin’ magical. And there’s some stuff in there that’s downright iconic. Sure, the last scene is overly maudlin, and I’ve also wondered what happens immediately after — do they still have to give up Toto?)

5. An American in Paris

OK. This movie is absolutely overrated. Sure, the songs are pure gold — they’re Gershwin. But Leslie Caron has never done it for me; her dancing is mechanical and icy, which is the last thing you want for a Gene Kelly dance partner. The movie’s overlong, and its romantic story is lacking in chemistry. I’ve never cared for this film.

4. Easy Rider
3. The Red Shoes
2. 2001: A Space Odyssey

I dunno. I’ve always loved this film. I don’t try to delve overly deep into its story or philosophical import; I find it works well both as an epic and in its central section as a mystery and horror film.

1. Gone with the Wind

Ugh. I’ve never seen the fuss here. I’ve never understood why it takes more than three hours of screentime, and however many years of story-time, for someone to tell Scarlett what to go do with herself. As for all the historical wartime stuff, I always found it hard to care, because I’ve never bought into the myth of the South as some kind of noble, wonderful place. (In disliking Gone With the Wind, I turn out to be in pretty good company — Terry Teachout doesn’t much like it either.)

Jason also suggests some additions of his own to the list, which I was about to do when I realized I’d made several such suggestions a long while ago). Specifically, though, I think that The Usual Suspects, Scream, Saving Private Ryan, Dead Poets Society, the Alien movies (well, the first two, since everyone thinks the last two are crap), Se7en, and Highlander are all crud.

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Headlines

Having returned from church a short while ago, I’m reminded of something from early last week. I was at work and I went on break to check my e-mail, and when I used the AOL webmail interface, I noted a couple of news headlines before I proceeded to sign on. One headline read: “Pastor Angers Some Christians: Invites key Democrat to speak at church”.

I didn’t bother reading the story, but that headline stuck in my craw a bit, because it seems to me that the phrasing thereof simply reinforces the notion that somehow Democrats can’t be Christians, or that Christianity is mainly a Republican thing, or whatever. I hate that the word “Christian” is almost always used these days to refer to a particular brand of Christianity that is in no way representative of the whole, i.e., as a shorthand word for “anti-gay, anti-science, Republican”.

The headline should have read “Pastor Angers Some Republicans”. But I guess that wouldn’t have been easy news.

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Mmmmmmmm….

I had a Google search request today for “Whipped Cream Lady”, which I had to think about a bit, before I remembered this, the quasi-official site for the lovely lady who appeared in what might be the greatest album cover of all time, Herb Alpert’s Whipped Cream and Other Delights.

And here’s the ever-gorgeous Salma Hayek, doing much the same thing:

No real point here, other than Salma Hayek in whipped cream. What a miraculous thing whipped cream is….

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O the crunchy chocolatey goodness!

I don’t think I’ve ever met a soul who, when presented with the choice from a fresh pan of brownies, doesn’t opt for a piece cut from the edge rather than the middle, so in addition to the thick chewy brownie goodness, they also get that beautiful crunchy edge where the sugars have caramelized and then reset owing to the higher temperatures resultant from direct exposure to the metal of the pan. Well, now you don’t have to worry about disappointing your brownie-loving friends with a piece cut from the middle of the pan! Behold!

(via Erin)

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Hatin’ on the Barbies

I’m having difficulty with The Amazing Race, because we’re down to four teams, three of which I can’t stand, and the one I like (the single mothers from Alabama) I really can’t see winning because they seem utterly incapable of running with any kind of speed, and this seems to be the part of the race when the ability to run your ass off becomes fairly important.

But as long as the Barbies, or the Beauty Queens, do NOT win, I’ll call it good. We’re talking about two ladies who have demonstrated such geographical ignorance that they pronounce “Kiev” as “Keev” constantly, they misread a clue way back in the Thailand episode and ended up just paddling their boat around the islands of the South China Sea looking for Phil (and somehow still not coming in last), and so on. And this past week, they finally came in last — only to win a stay of execution, since it was a non-elimination week. Gah!

I also recently read that the next iteration of TAR will be an “all-star” edition, which will apparently feature among its contestants the famed Rob-and-Amber, the people who have already been on Survivor twice and TAR once. Why doesn’t CBS just give them a million bucks? Geez.

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Felicitous Timing

The other day, Glenn Greenwald reported on a massive crybaby-fit thrown by Ann Althouse over the use in Blogistan of the word “Christianist”.

So wouldn’t it just be delicious if some pompous ass right-wing pundit sent out a column that is a perfect example of Christianist thought?

Cue Dennis Prager, who apparently thinks that “Freedom of Religion” is all fine and dandy so long as one still genuflects to the trappings of Christianity.

I think I’ll run for office someday, just so I can watch Dennis Prager’s stupid, empty head explode when I take my oath of office with my left hand on a leather-bound copy of The Origin of Species.

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One Year

The Road goes ever on and on
Out from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the Road has gone,
Let others follow it who can!
Let them a journey new begin,
But I at last with weary feet
Will turn towards the lighted inn,
My evening-rest and sleep to meet.

-JRRT

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Sentential Links #76

I didn’t do a whole lot of blog-surfing this week, but there was some good stuff nonetheless:

:: Yesterday, while shopping at Target, I noticed the Jones Soda Co. had their Turkey n’ Gravy soda for sale again. (Gack….)

:: A refrigerator with the freezer on the bottom – I honestly don’t know why they are made any other way! (Never have I seen such a thing! Wow! This is the spiritual-life focused blog by the same author as Mind-muffins, which I only learned this week.)

:: Would I be grateful if I won the lottery? I already did. I was born into the middle class in the west during the second half of the 20th century.

:: Come to think of it, Star Wars prequels aside, have there even been any spaceship movies in recent years? (Well, there was the amazingly bad Star Trek Nemesis, which probably doesn’t count. Firefly and its Serenity movie sequel definitely count. Animated films include spaceships in Titan AE and even Lilo and Stich, although that last doesn’t take the whole spaceship thing all that seriously. Ditto Treasure Planet. I guess spaceships aren’t cool anymore? That makes me sad.)

:: So, there we were. The smoke was visible from about half a mile away (nice blue-sky clear New Hampshire afternoon). When we arrived we found a garage that had pretty-much collapsed. It looked like a big bonfire. I wish I’d taken a camera with me to show you. (You know, I love deep-fried stuff as much as any good American, but after watching some videos of what can go wrong, I just can’t think that deep-fried turkey tastes that good.)

:: Whenever I get into a Comments spat with somebody who’s just quote-farming and spitting circular arguments — almost always the “I’m a lawyer” or “law professor” comes up. (Which reminds me: over at FSM, the Objectivist Weirdo is at it again [dig into it a few pages], complete with threats of lawsuits and everything! What is it with lawyers on the Interweb? Not necessarily that all lawyers on the Interweb are weirdos, but rather that weirdos often turn out to be lawyers. Odd.)

All for this week, although I have the nagging feeling I missed a few…anyway, tune in next Monday.

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