When you want a chocolate fix, do Tootsie Rolls get the job done?
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No. Tootsie Rolls are okay but I think of them as "not real chocolate. As for "real" chocolate, I don't have any strong preference. If I can't have the expensive boxed stuff pretty much any common chocolate candy bar will do.
Goodness no. What IS a Tootsie Roll anyway, caramel? Definitely NOT adequate.
Not even close.
Oh, my, no. I don't think of them as chocolate. Are they chocolate? I just had a vanilla one, so I guess they must be chocolate regularly. Huh.
Chocolate cravings require at least a Hershey bar or something stronger.
I was shocked when I found out they are allegedly chocolate. I'm not a huge chocolate fan, but love Tootie Rolls.
No, they are like chocolate flavored candy and that is the worse kind of candy. Chocolate is chocolate and candy is candy. The tootsie isn`t even halfway between caramel and chocolate…it exists in that sad neither world were those orange black cat Halloween candies lie and that is a scary place indeed.
Ugh. Heavens, no. Those things don't even qualify as real food, much less chocolate.