Linkage….
That’s not envy, that’s math.
:: I could use a little Essence of Yo in my life! (I have never been able to make a yo-yo work. That is all.)
:: I will no longer be talking to Ron Paul supporters about Ron Paul. Paulites are like ultra-conservatives who believe in magic. Or they’re just dumbass college kids who want marijuana legalized enough to not pay attention to the monstrous amount of racism and sexism this man spouts. I’m done with them. “Educate yourself” they always tell me. I have no choice but to assume this is meant as irony. (The most loud-mouthed Paul supporter I know is a college student who is also a 9-11 conspiracy theorist. I don’t bother with Paulites anymore, except to occasionally wander into a pro-Paul discussion, ask something like “So what’s the excuse-of-the-day for Paul’s racist newsletters?” and then wander off without waiting to see what the answer is. Great fun!)
:: Too terrified to hurl themselves from a bridge or put a shotgun in their mouths or even take up smoking, they at least hope that each day is the day that a bag of sodium-laden chips triggers a massive stroke, after which would come blessed emptiness. But even rides on the carousel of death are now denied to them by their cruel creator. (Making fun of Funky Winkerbean is one of life’s finer pleasures.)
More next week!