I used to run this weekly (kinda-sorta, you have to be patient with me when it comes to “weekly” features) item in the old days of Byzantium’s Shores, and as The Daughter texted me this one just an hour or so ago while she was on break at work, I figured, why not share it here? So:
There is a criminal on the loose stealing wheels from police cars.
The cops are working tirelessly to catch them.
badumm-tss
And to think that I have actually MISSED this stuff! No accounting for taste, I reckon.