Tag Archives: Bad Joke Friday

Long one this week! A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” … Continue reading →

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one. He’s never gonna give you Up.

Book Draft Status: Incomplete. Oh well. Joke: A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a rum and… . . . . . . . . . . . . …coke, please” “Sure thing,” replies … Continue reading →

Two fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says, “How do we drive this thing??”

Today, a visual pun!

I want to get a job cleaning mirrors. I mean, I could really see myself doing that.

I went to a zoo the other day. They only had one animal: A single dog. What a Shih Tzu!

So bad it’s in Comic Sans!