Well, might as well start THIS up again….
I got fired from my job for stealing kitchen equipment.
It was a whisk I was willing to take.
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Whisks ARE cool. Never used one until I was an adult.
I have a whisk with a handle that looks like an egg with a face. Of course I named him Eggbert. I rarely use him because I'm afraid someone will forget and put him in the dishwasher and wash away his face.
I love these jokes.