Unrealistic Expectations

The Buffalo Chow food blog has shut down. They’ve posted their reasons, but for me, there are several things worth noting here:

1. This is the second time they’ve shut down in the space of two years. The reasons given the first time were largely similar to the reasons they gave the second time.

2. They seem to genuinely believe that one blog could change the dining patterns of an entire city, in a fairly short time. Maybe I’m being uncharitable there, but I honestly can’t think of any other way to parse the fact that a single trip to Olive Garden destroyed their desire to write about food.

3. I wasn’t a terribly big fan of theirs, anyway, because of the tone of their writing. I didn’t get a sense of a true love of food. The tone there was almost always of the “Don’t worry, you heathen masses, here I am to show you The Light!” I hate that. No matter what the subject — music, movies, books, food, hand tools — I can’t stand it when people work from the assumption that I am in desperate need of the “voice of reason” to show me the error of my ways. Give me food writing like Anthony Bourdain — not in terms of voice, but in terms of passion and love of the food. Don’t give me a food blog that reads like it’s being written by Joe Bastianich.

4. For folks who seemingly intended for their reviews to serve as a resource for those in the area who want to look up reviews of local restaurants, removing all that material entirely is just a crappy thing to do. Don’t want to write anymore reviews? Fine. Delete them all and salt the earth where they once grew? Give me a break. (UPDATE 6-18-11: They’ve restored all previous content.)

5. Finally…well, that’s about it. Oddly enough, I didn’t realize that the Buffalo Chow folks were on Twitter until just last night, so I started following them — just in time to learn that they’d picked up their ball and gone home again. Oh well. But as I posted to Twitter immediately after I stopped following them again, people who assume that because I don’t care about something in precisely the same way that they care about it, I must not care about it at all bore me.

I’m reminded of a similar incident from years back, when I was active on the rec.music.movies newsgroup. One of the regulars at the time was a guy from Quebec who was getting his doctorate in music composition. It was nice to have an actual trained musician on the group — for a while. But very quickly, a tone started to infect his posts that became deeply annoying, very quickly. He would get curt sometimes, if not downright angry, at dissenting opinions from his own. If you liked a film score that he didn’t like, he’d get pouty about your failure to defer to the wisdom of the trained composer. (That the folks who wrote the scores he didn’t like were also trained composers never seemed to enter his mind.)

Then he decided to take it upon himself to educate the denizens of the newsgroup, and started a series of posts about classical music for film music fans. It was all very condescending and arrogant and insulting, and as soon as he realized that everyone wasn’t lining up to thank him for having descended to our level to toss down his pearls of wisdom, he got very angry indeed, wrote a few more posts flaming everyone there (including me, which was odd because I hadn’t even responded to his posts in a while), and stomped off, never to be heard from again.

That’s what this was like. “A few years of blogging, and yet, Olive Garden is still busy!” Well, shit. Welcome to the real world. As Stephen King said in On Writing when he noted that Americans don’t tend to value their creative folk all that much, “it’s a case of tough titty said the kitty, ’cause that’s the way things are.”

And frankly, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if their fellow diners at Olive Garden actually liked their dinners just fine and didn’t want to admit it in front of their foodie companion.

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Ahhh, Buffalo…time has ravaged your once youthful looks.

I have a hard time taking this video, made ostensibly by the Buffalo Niagara Convention and Visitor’s Bureau to market the city, seriously in any way.

The photography is excellent, I’ll admit: the video really makes Buffalo look beautiful. And really, Buffalo has a lot of beauty going for it. (Trouble is, it’s often hidden and hard to find because it’s behind some ugly stuff.) And I really like the logo they’ve come up with for Buffalo, which comes onscreen at the very end.

But everything else about this is crap.

Mostly, it’s because of the tone of the damned thing. There’s no hint of any excitement, and future, about Buffalo in this video. This is “Hey, have you ever wanted to live in a Ken Burns documentary? Move to Buffalo!” It’s Buffalo as the Land of Wilford Brimley, where every day starts with a big bowl of Quaker Oats before we slowly walk off to slowly work at our jobs before going home slowly to live our slow lives. Buffalo: where everybody always knows when Matlock is on.

I just hate the approach here — the constant drumbeat of “Buffalo is awesome because we’ve got loads of old stuff” that one listens to around here, for one thing, which is Exhibit A in this video. Look, when you’re Athens, Greece, you can play the “Come here for our awesome old stuff!” card. But when you’re a two-hundred-year old city in America, well…there’s old stuff everywhere.

I also hate hate hate hate this whole “Real America” business. To be fair, I hate “Real America” stuff in any context, whether it’s trying to sell a city or trying to sell a Republican candidate for something. I really dislike the attempt to sell the city on the basis that we appeal to the white-picket-fences mindset (with the only nod to non-white America being “Oh, and there’s a really old jazz club here, too”).

Someday Buffalo’s going to get it right. It has to. No losing streak lasts forever…right?

UPDATE: Oh, by the way, the Convention and Visitor’s Bureau has a really bad website. What an awful mishmash of stuff they have there. Wow.

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The Central Terminal


The Central Terminal, originally uploaded by Jaquandor.

Here is Buffalo’s Central Terminal, a gorgeous old monolith of a building that stands, unused and (somewhat) neglected, on Buffalo’s East Side. The trains don’t run there anymore, and the building fell into much disrepair over the decades it stood there; but in recent years, it’s been the focus of a volunteer restoration effort that has done a lot of great work there.

When there was a brief push for high speed rail as part of the stimulus package a few years ago, folks wondered if maybe the Central Terminal could serve as Buffalo’s HSR terminal, but apparently this is not possible. Oh well.

Long live the Central Terminal!

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My greatest Sabres playoff memory

The other day, as I was driving home from work, the guys on the radio (Schopp and the Bulldog, WGR-550 AM!) were asking callers for their “greatest Sabres playoff memories”. The NHL season is ending and the playoffs are getting ready to start, and the locally beloved Sabres have managed to play their way back into the playoffs after a sluggish start to the season; thus, hockey fever is starting to sweep around the region again after falling off a bit in the last year or two. (Plus the team has new ownership that is so adept at saying the right things, that it’s almost like Buffalo’s hockey fandom has found itself inside a corny sports movie. But anyway….) So, here’s my personal greatest playoff memory.

The NHL endured a lockout earlier in the 2000s that wiped out an entire season, but when the league returned to play a year later, suddenly the Sabres were…really, really good. They went to the Eastern Conference finals both years, and most folks around here tend to think that, with a few luckier breaks (especially in 2006, when injuries ravaged the team the longer the playoffs went on), one or both of those teams would have brought home a Stanley Cup. (And believe me, folks: if/when the Sabres actually do win the Stanley Cup, this entire region is going to throw a party that will make Mardi Gras look like Thanksgiving with the Donner Party.)

Here’s the thing about me, though: I’m not much of a hockey fan. I enjoy it when I see it on teevee, but that’s not very often because we don’t have cable and I don’t go out much. (I should go out more, but I don’t. Because I’m dull, you see.) And because I don’t get to watch much hockey at all, I end up not knowing all that much about it. Remember back in the 1990s when whatever teevee network had the NHL rights decided to make the game “easier to follow” by superimposing a blue dot on the ice wherever the puck was? And whenever someone would actually shoot the puck, there’d be a red laser-streak thing on the teevee to show where it went? Most hockey fans I knew back then scoffed at this and made fun of it…but I was the guy that was meant for. No more could I complain that I had no idea where the puck was! I could follow the most important aspect of the game, and thus could turn my attention to other matters, like learning the rules. I remember seeing games, getting caught up in the action of the guys skating every which way, the sheer speed of it all, and then everyone suddenly stopping skating. “Why are they stopping?” I’d ask. “Icing,” came the reply. I’d just nod, because no matter what sporting event is on teevee in a bar, you do not want to be the guy asking for explanations of the rules. Even if it’s the Winter Olympics and you’re watching curling, a sport which by all accounts has no rules at all and only crowns a winner by an off-screen game of Rock-Paper-Scissors after the curling is done.

So anyway, the Sabres in 2005-2006 were really good and only got eliminated from the playoffs pretty much because by the end of their run, injuries had reduced their team to seven guys and two Zamboni drivers. The next year, though, they were better: they won more games than any other team in the league, and were strong favorites to win it all. They dispatched the New York Islanders with ease in Round One of the playoffs, but their Round Two opponent, the New York Rangers, proved a bit more difficult.

Gave Five of the second round in 2007 came on May 4. This happened to also be the opening release date of Spiderman 3. A friend of mine at work was going to the movie, so we agreed to meet at the theater. Problem was, he was going to the game. Now, we were going to a late enough showing that this shouldn’t have been a problem — it was a 10:15 pm showing or something like that, and the game should have been over somewhere shortly after 9:00. So I hung out at home with my family, noodling about on the computer, doing this and that. I couldn’t watch the Sabres game, so I brought up the game-tracking page on FOXSports.com and kept refreshing. And I was torn.

See, the Rangers led the game 1-0 most of the way. So on the one hand, I’m rooting for the Sabres to come back and tie it. But on the other hand, I know that if this game goes to overtime, my friend is unlikely to be able to make the movie. Thus I was rooting strongly for the Sabres to put two quick goals on the board, take the game in regulation, and then everybody goes on. Except that didn’t happen, and with 8 seconds to go, the Rangers still had their 1-0 lead. So I was resigned to the Sabres losing, but my friend making the movie.

Which is why I both cheered and became dismayed when Sabre Chris Drury put in a shot with 7.7 seconds to go to tie the game. Into overtime it went. Now the start time of the movie was less than 45 minutes away, and I knew that getting out of a sell-out arena and getting to the movie theater (about ten miles away, maybe) in that time was unlikely. My friend called me at home from the arena (I could barely hear him over the crowd noise in there) to tell me that if the game ended quickly, they’d still try. I told him I’d wait outside until the last possible minute.

Overtime didn’t go on too long, but long enough to make me think that there was no way he was getting there on time. The Sabres won the game, though, and the nature of that win — snatching victory away in the face of certain defeat that would have had them trailing in the series had they lost — only fueled the Sabre-fever that was sweeping over the town. I saw online that the Sabres had won, and then I left for Regal Cinemas to hopefully await my friend.

Who got there ten minutes after I did. Before the movie started.

He was actually riding with another friend of his; how that guy got his car out of parking near the arena, out of postgame traffic, and onto the highway south out of Buffalo in that little time, I consider among the things I’m probably better off not knowing. But they got there. I’d already bought tickets, so we went inside. The ticket-taker guy saw that my friend and his friend were in Sabres gear, and said something like, “I can’t believe I had to work through that game.”

“Oh dude, it was awesome,” my friend said. “I was there.”

“You were there?” the ticket-taker said. “Didn’t it end, like, fifteen minutes ago?”

“Yeah. I’m still tingling.”

And away we went into the theater, with the ticket-taker guy probably wondering if they’d driven from the arena to the theater in the Batmobile. (Which would have been ironic, as we were seeing Spiderman 3. You know, using a car from DC comics to see a Marvel movie.)

Funny thing was, the movie didn’t start on time. They never do, and there was the fifteen minutes or so of trailers, Coca-cola commercials, and all the rest of it. The auditorium was pretty full, and as it filled up, there was one final great thing about that game that happened: every single time someone else came into the auditorium who was wearing a Sabres shirt or jacket, everyone in there would cheer. One guy came in wearing a Chris Drury jersey, and he almost got a standing ovation. Everybody was a fan. Everybody was talking about that game. That game wasn’t a Cup-winning game; it wasn’t even a Conference Finals-winning game. It wasn’t even a series winning game: the Sabres only had a 3-2 edge in the series after that one, and ended up dispatching the Rangers from the playoffs two days later in Game Six. At that point, no one thought for a second that the Sabres were doing anything other than winning the Cup, and that that game would give them the unstoppable momentum that would carry them to winning it all.

It didn’t work out that way, unfortunately; in the next series, the Eastern Conference Finals, the Ottawa Senators would leap out to a 3-0 series lead and then eliminate the Sabres in five games. And during the ensuing offseason, a bunch of miscalculations and errors by the Sabres management led to the team’s best players, including Chris Drury, leaving for other teams. But on that night, that was it. The Sabres were on the way. Before the movie started, I said to my friend, “Do you realize that you were present for what may end up being one of the very greatest moments in Buffalo sports history?” And even though that win didn’t lead to ultimately winning the Cup, it was still one the greatest moments in Buffalo sports history.

And that’s my greatest Sabres playoff moment. From a game I didn’t see.

Go Sabres!

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A hundred words for….

One enduring urban legend that’s nicely poetic even though everybody knows it’s nonsense is the old “The Eskimos had eight hundred words for snow” chestnut. However, even if this was true, I’m not sure how much of a linguistic amazement this would be. I mean, I hear lots of different ways of referring to snow all the time:

Snow
Sleet
Squall precipitation
Lake-effect flurry
Snowy shit
F***ing snow
That white shit
The shit that’s all dirty and muddy on the side of the roads in February
“Oh shit, when did this start?” (uttered when you walk outside into a flurry after being inside a while)

It goes on.

One of my Facebook friends, who lives in New York City, seemed less than excited that she’s about to experience a second Nor’easter in three weeks. The first one dumped a lot of snow in her region, and the second isn’t supposed to be as bad…but that’s small consolation when you’re barely dug out of the last one. Anyway, she opined about how sick she is of hearing the word “Snowpocalypse”. I was going to suggest the obvious “Snowmageddon”, but she had already declared her antipathy for that one, too.

My suggestions?

Snowfest
Snow-a-rama

And my favorite:

SNOWLAPALOOZA!

Man, if there’s not already some kind of winter festival called SNOWLAPALOOZA, there needs to be. And it must be held right here, in Buffalo. So come on, Organizers of Buffalo’s Social Scene! Start the planning now for SNOWLAPALOOZA 2012!

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Getting Buffalo’s back!

Ken Levine cracks wise from sunny LA:

How many folks from Buffalo just saw the Rose Parade and already have the U-Haul packed for LA? It rains here and we have no NFL team.

Well, being ever the one to stick up for Buffalo when our fair city is besmirch’d, I wrote in Ken’s comments:

I’m from Buffalo, and I’ll happily put up with snow for the even greater peace of mind that comes with being pretty confident that my city isn’t someday going to fall off the mainland. Oh, and that driving to a suburb that’s 15 minutes away actually takes 15 minutes nearly every day (barring accidents) and that every summer I don’t have to wonder which of our suburbs is going to be consumed in the wildfires. Harumph!

(Oh, and our weather on Jan 1 this year? It was 50 and rainy!)

Score one for Buffalo! Hip hip…well, I guess you hadda be there.

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Oh, man up, you little twerp.

Buffalo is hosting the World Junior Hockey Championships right now, and one of the visiting players went on Twitter and said that Buffalo is “the worst city ever”. Now, it could be argued that he does have some small beef here — namely, it’s not exactly clear what there is to do in Buffalo when you’re a teenager visiting from out of town and you’re staying downtown, a place that, aside from a few hot spots, isn’t known for being Activity Central. But still, it was pretty insulting. You get a trip that’s paid for and then rip on your perceived lack of entertainment? Yeah, pretty rude. So screw that kid.

Especially after he offered up a lame apology:

“My point to get across was not to put down a great host city like this. I know a lot of people put in time and effort to make this thing possible.”

So what possible rationale could there be for this kid’s Tweet other than to rip on a city he felt was boring him to tears when he wasn’t on the ice?

Lord knows, Buffalo isn’t the greatest hotbed of activity. Especially not downtown. And maybe the organizers could have factored that into the age considerations of the people they were hosting; I don’t know (Alan Bedenko has been covering this beat today). What I do know is that this kid’s a boorish ass who can’t even man up and own the words he himself put out there, so I for one don’t really care if he’s bored or not.

This reminds me of when Willis McGahee was with the Bills and was bitching about the lack of clubs around for young black men. I remember thinking, “Gee, Willis, you make a pretty nice paycheck — why not open such a club yourself?”

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A shout-out to the fine young man who helped shovel out my car

Hey all!

Now I’m blogging from a public terminal at the Orchard Park Public Library. I hope the home DSL comes back on soon. Yeesh!

I was able to leave work today with relatively little fuss, which was nice owing to the large number of horror stories I had heard from denizens of the South Buffalo area regarding travel. The big difficulty was digging out my car, which had been buried in about a foot of snow since parking it seven hours prior. But a coworker of mine came along to help me do the digging, at one saying, “So, are you going to mention me on your blog?”

Well, here he is. Thanks, dude! And in the brief time span I was out there, he helped shovel out four different cars for coworkers. I’m sure there were more, even, than that. Huzzah for helpful coworkers!

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Holding Pattern Delta!

Wow, are we ever getting hit with snow in the regions surrounding Casa Jaquandor. Lots and lots of snow, that wonderful lake-effect stuff that beats the hell out of a region about five to ten miles wide and leaves folks half-a-mile outside of the snow band scratching their heads and saying things like, “What in tarnation do you suppose the fuss is all about!”

I assume it’s weather related, but our DSL connection at home has been extremely spotty over the last day and if it is weather related I expect it to remain spotty, so I’m not likely to be online a whole lot. But don’t just say “Well, screw him!” and click Back on your browsers! I’ve posted some good stuff lately (also on Flickr), or at least I like to think so. Hang out, leave a comment or two, yada yada yada. Meantime, new content will show up, oh, sometime when I can actually post new content. Cheerio, folks!

(I’m posting this from work, which is something I don’t like to do, but duty calls.)

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