Sunday Burst of Weird and AWESOME!

I’m retitling this weekly feature, so as to take the emphasis a little off the “weird” and put it more on the AWESOME which I often tend to post in this series anyway. OK? OK! Oddities abound!

:: With the exception of that road in Bolivia, which would almost certainly either scare the living crap out of me or outright kill me, I’d cheerfully drive any one of these roads. Wow!

:: I waffled on linking this here or in Sentential Links, because it’s pretty well written as a crude humor piece. But I’m going to put it here, I suppose. There’s a spice mix out there called “Satan’s Ashes”, which is apparently as hot as food can possibly get. A guy decided to make, and eat, a curry using this stuff. Hilarity ensues, in a post called The Day My Arse Died.

Satan’s Ashes are comprised of the usual things you might expect in a quality curry powder: Garam Masala, Cumin and so on but also the Dorset Naga chilli (880,000 on the Scoville scale), the Naga Morich (953,721 on the Scoville scale) and the infamous Bhut Jolokia which – at 1,001,304 Scoville units is the world’s hottest chilli pepper. To put that into some kind of context, that makes the Bhut Jolokia over 100 times hotter than a Jalapeno, 20 times hotter than a Tobasco pepper and 3 times hotter than a Scotch Bonnet.

In India, Bhut Jolokia is smeared on fences to repel elephants. This noxious, possibly poisonous substance which even elephants have no truck with, was precisely what I intended to put in my mouth and eventually pass out of my arse.

I’m reaching for a water bottle just thinking about this. He’s got pictures, too! (Don’t worry, no horrible pictures or anything. It’s a food post. With inedible food.)

:: Check out this gallery of the posters NASA produces for each space mission it launches. Some of these are great.

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Sunday Burst of Weirdness

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:: Last night, as a Family Movie Night, we watched The Wizard of Oz, in the brand-spankin’ new deeveedee I bought The Wife for her birthday. This has always been one of her favorite movies — mine, too, actually, but she really digs it. And we’re watching it and having a great time, but then something odd happened. No, not a Munchkin actor committing suicide in the background of the forest scene — we all knew about that — but something else I noticed. A little detail I’d never, ever picked up on before, even though if there’s a movie I’ve seen in my life a number of times that rivals the number of times I’ve seen Star Wars, Wizard is it. And that goes back all the way to my childhood years, when Wizard would air on CBS one time a year.

And I’d never noticed this detail before.

What detail was it?

Well, remember when Dorothy and friends finally get in to meet the Wizard in the Emerald City? And after insulting them all, the Wizard says “I have every intention of honoring your requests,” making Dorothy and friends happy until the Wizard further says “But first, you must bring me the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West!”

So, cut to the forests near the Witch’s castle, where Dorothy and friends are creeping along, trying to figure out how they’re going to accomplish their mission. And they’re armed for the job: one of them has a big butterfly net, another has a really big mallet (presumably to whack someone on the head with), and Scarecrow is carrying…and my disbelief herein was such that I had to back the movie up and freeze-frame it to make sure…a pistol!

Scarecrow is carrying what looks to be a silver revolver!

I swear I am not making this up.

(By the way, am I the only person who wonders, at the very end of the movie, when Dorothy’s awoken back up in Kansas, what happens next? I mean, that horrible old woman is still going to want to kill Toto, isn’t she? After Dorothy’s final utterance “There’s no place like home!” before the final fade to credits, would Auntie Em’s next line be, “That’s beautiful, dear, but the dog’s still gotta go”?)

:: Ever work in “customer service”? Or have you ever worked in any field or endeavor that gives you cause to realize the truth behind the statement “The customer is always right”? Then notalwaysright.com is the site for you!

:: This isn’t safe for work, but it’s certainly fairly odd: Naked Girls Reading. It’s exactly what it says it is.

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:: I’ve linked Wookieepedia, the Star Wars Wiki, before. But I don’t remember if I’ve linked its non-canon counterpart, Banthapedia, before, so here it is. From its entry on Han Solo:

While reports vary, Han apparently was affiliated with the Empire at some point, and he decided to throw his military career away in order to rescue one or more Wookie slaves. This is how he met Chewbacca who became his companion and co-pilot for many years. Han and Chewie flew around in the Millenium Falcon smuggling drugs, solving mysteries, leading the authorities on wild chases, and jumping over things. Sadly, their close relationship came to an end when Han got married.

…

Han and Chewie were spending the morning drinking away a ahangover in a crazy bar, when an old man and an obnoxious putz showed up looking for a ride. Since they offered considerably more than his usual asking price, Han accepted. After mercilessly gunning down some low-level goon, Han flew his passengers to the Death Star. Where he met Princess Leia, then ran around like a crazy person shooting Stormtroopers to try and impress her. Unfortunately, she was too busy flirting with her brother to notice.

Though they were able to eventually escape, Han decided to cut his losses and get the hell out of there before the Death Star came back and blew them all up, but later changed his mind when he realized how impressed the princess would be if he saved everyone. While he was instrumental in its destruction, Luke fired the critical shot and hogged most of the glory- though Leia did give Han the Medal of Holy Crap That Was Some Insane Ish You Pulled That Will Never Be Duplicated

It hurts to realize how accurate that is, huh?

:: OK, I don’t much like “Yo momma is so fat” jokes either. But these, employing a “science nerd” voice, are actually kind of funny. (And gross.)

:: Goodnight Forest Moon. Go to sleep, little stormtrooper!

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Oddities abound! And some lazy linkage that’s not really odd at all.

:: Distracted by Star Wars ran a bunch of pictures yesterday, all themed around Princess Leia’s slave-girl bikini; start here and keep clicking “older”. For myself, I was always more attracted to Leia’s Ewok dress than the gold bikini, but…well, there it is.

:: Years ago a guy created an art book that also contained a puzzle with clues as to the whereabouts of a golden rabbit that he had hidden…somewhere. Here’s a fascinating article about Masquerade, the artist, the golden rabbit, and the times since the puzzle’s solving.

:: Interesting item on how pirating DVDs differs from buying them. I, too, hate unskippable crap on my discs.

:: Ever wonder what happens to retired military aircraft? Sure you did…and now you know. This is fascinating.

:: In the “Blogs you never thought the world needed but now that you see them, you realize that the world needed them all along” Department, we have Centaur-a-day, featuring daily drawings of centaurs. Really.

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:: President Obama recently decided to shift gears for our nation’s space program, which is nothing new; every President seems to shift gears for our nation’s space program. GWBush wanted to go back to the Moon; Obama doesn’t. And there it is. But why does Obama not wish to send America back to the moon? Let the true reason be heard!

:: I’ve long thought that one of the most Star Warsish locations on Earth has to be Dubai. An artist has proven me right.

(via — I’d forgotten I bookmarked Dark Roasted Blend!)

:: A Flickr pool of cookies splashing into coffee. Cool, and weird!

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:: I can’t believe that in all the time I’ve been doing this series of posts, I’ve never yet linked anything containing this guy, to my recollection. Well, it’s time to bring that to an end.

So here he is: Mr. David HASSELHOFF!!!

:: I love animals and all, but I tend to not like PETA very much. I think they tend to be a little too far out there, and their publicity stunts tend to leave me cold. Case in point: this billboard. Now, I’m no fan of the Duggars either, but this just seems awfully rude to me.

:: 14 Romantic Gestures Gone Horribly Wrong. Wow, are those rejected proposals painful to watch…and then there are the Romantic Gestures that Make Yours Look Pathetic. Ouch!

:: One Button Bob is a game you play with just your mouse button. Thing is, it does something different on each screen. More fun than it sounds.

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:: Living here in Buffalo, where snow is as much a fact of life as high property taxes and incompetent county government, our teevee weatherpeople tend to be fairly unexcitable when there’s big snow in the forecast. Unlike this guy from Baltimore:

:: The Abridged Atlas Shrugged. Wow, this would have saved me some time reading an awful, awful book…of course, I’d abridge it even farther:

“I’m an asshole,” John Galt said. “Come with me.”

“OMG!” Dagny squealed. “I’m an asshole too! Let’s elope!”

THE END

:: The Milky Way Transit Authority. I love this!

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:: Now, my childhood had its deliciously twisted moments, thanks to parents who were aware but not freakishly protective. But still, I now wish I’d had some of these Playmobil sets:

What fun! A plastic dessicated skeleton! Buzzards! Bandits with guns!

:: Hmmm…I could swear that someone suggested counterprotesting those Westboro Baptist Church morons just this way…I wonder who that could have been….

:: Identify the movie by the robot. I didn’t get them all, I’m sorry to say….

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Oddities abound…but apparently not wherever I lurk online the past week, because I just didn’t have much weirdness out there in which to indulge. So I went to Neatorama and chose the thing that caught my eye the most, and here it is: The Weird Experiences of Seven Dead Bodies. Wow. Some of these stories are deliciously creepy — I’d already heard of the Pope whose corpse had been propped up to “stand trial” — but the actor who left his skull to the Royal Shakespeare Company so he could play Yorick? That’s hard core.

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Sunday Burst of Weirdness

Oddities abound!

:: The Battle of Hoth from The Empire Strikes Back, in Legos. This is amazing.

:: Who doesn’t like a good food fight in a movie? Here’s a top ten list of such food fights. I’d personally put The Great Race ahead of Animal House, but that’s just me.

:: Not weird, but extremely cool: the USS Independence:

I read about the ship over on Toolmonger, and they’re right: that is just an impressive-looking vessel.

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