Your Daily Dose of Christmas (and Tone Poem Tuesday!)

It’s pretty clear that in this series I’ve stretched the definition of “Tone Poem” to “Any orchestral work that isn’t actually a symphony”, and hey, I can do that because it’s my blog. So here’s an orchestral suite of extracts from Rimsky-Korsakov’s opera Christmas Eve. This music has nothing at all to do with any traditional Christmas music that we’ve all come to know, but hearing something new is always good, right? Rimsky-Korsakov’s operas are almost completely unknown in the West today, which is a shame. They all deal — like Christmas Eve — with Russian folk stories and legends, which tend to be likewise less than well-known in our land.

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Your Daily Dose of Christmas!

I saw this song mentioned yesterday on a list of “Christmas songs that aren’t actually about Christmas”. The notion regarding “We Need a Little Christmas” is that the song, from the Broadway show Mame, actually takes place at a time when it’s nowhere near Christmastime, and the song is kind of a desperate grasping-at-straws search for superficial happiness by a heroine who is down in the dumps for whatever reason. (Aside from this song, I’m completely unfamiliar with the show.) I suppose I get the point of the article, but it really does always strike me as unfortunate that so many people are so militant about relegating the good cheer of Christmas — or what should be the good cheer of Christmas — to the confines of one specific time period on the calendar, with some people being very rigid about how the good cheer is parceled out (starting on the day after Thanksgiving and coming down on December 26).

Since we always seem so intent on packing Christmas and all its joy into as tight and concise a package as possible, this song seems to be pretty indicative of our approach.

(Side note: It’s a shame that my main impression of Angela Lansbury is from Murder She Wrote, which wasn’t awful but…well, looking back, I think she got to phone it in a lot on that show.)

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Your Daily Dose of Christmas

I’d never heard this sad and melancholy song before today, when someone mentioned it in a Facebook thread. The term “Hard candy Christmas” refers to a Christmas in which money is so tight that all the stockings can be filled with is cheap hard candy. There is always a sadness to this season, isn’t there? We should always try to remember that.

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Your Daily Dose of Christmas

You don’t really hear “Good King Wenceslas” a whole lot, do you? It’s one of those Christmas songs that you have to look for if you want to hear it. It’s an interesting song, full of details that I suppose aren’t nearly as familiar now as they once were. Modern audiences likely have little idea what the Feast of Stephen is (admission: I had to look it up myself), and I likewise didn’t know until I looked it up that Wenceslas was a real historical figure in Czech history. Wenceslas is clearly a Latin-sounding name, but what I didn’t know is that it’s a Latinized version of the Czech name Vaclav. The things you learn!

Anyhow, I’ve always had a bit of fondness for “Good King Wenceslas”, with its archaic-sounding lyrics and its melody that traces all the way back to the 13th century. It’s one of those carols that is part of the very, very long Christmas tradition.

Here are the Irish Rovers with “Good King Wenceslas”.

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Your Daily Dose of Christmas!

Just about every musical artist or act that sticks around for any length of time has some sort of Christmas recording out there somewhere, even if it’s a performance or two from a variety show or something. Every year for this feature I try to think up some now-obscure acts that aren’t well remembered at all beyond their likely singular hit and then I see if they did any Christmas stuff. This usually turns up an interesting little gem or two, like this: the Starland Vocal Band, performing “The First Noel”.


Funny thing: the person who posted this to YouTube apologizes for the little “nik” sound that is heard a bit at the beginning of the song. He doesn’t seem to know what that sound is…but those of us who grew up with vinyl records know, don’t we!

And if you find yourself wondering, “Who the hell is the ‘Starland Vocal Band’, anyway?!” Well, here you go.

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Your Daily Dose of Christmas!

Time for the annual daily bit of Christmas music and/or video ephemera! As always, some of these will be familiar, and some will be less so. We start with a bit of the familiar, because both of these musical talents, brought together nearly 40 years ago in one of the most oddly wonderful collaborations ever, are both now gone.

Here are Bing Crosby and David Bowie.


And as a bonus, here are Will Farrell and John C. Reilly re-enacting the sketch, almost exactly as written. (Except for the very ending.)

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Your Daily Dose of Christmas

Well, time for some equal treatment. We all have Christmas songs that we hate, so here are a few that I can’t stand. Enjoy! Maybe. (And if any of these is your most favoritest Christmas song ever, well…sorry.)

(My loathing for the Chipmunks knows few bounds. These next two are almost as annoying to me.)

(As versions of this go, this is probably the best. Still doesn’t ring my bell. Ha! See what I did there?)

(This next song is just Godawful. I’d link Patton Oswalt’s commentary on it, but that’s a bit too R-rated for my blog.)

(I don’t like this one because it’s really dull, and yet for some reason, this is the only version of this song I’ve heard this year!)


OK, I got that out of my system.

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