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Punnery is afoot

2015-01-29
By: Kelly Sedinger
On: January 29, 2015
In: Uncategorized
Tagged: Goofiness

There was a thing on Twitter where Bell.ca decided to raise money for mental health awareness by donating five cents for every use of the hashtag “BellLetsTalk”. Author Guy Gavriel Kay turned this into an excuse for puns, since he has a long-standing love of punnery. He solicited puns on the hashtag, and he got a lot of fun, creative ones in return. This was mine: .@guygavrielkay Said the kid with the apple on his head: "Tell, let's balk." #BellLetsTalk — Kelly Sedinger (@Jaquandor) January 28, 2015 And a few minutes later, Mr. Kay responded (which I then retweeted withDown the rabbit hole….

I’m not interested in being “normal”.

2014-09-14
By: Kelly Sedinger
On: September 14, 2014
In: Uncategorized
Tagged: Daily Life Stuff, Goofiness, overalls, Pie in the Face

Let everybody else be “normal”. I ain’t got time for that! I’m just gonna keep right on being weird, thank you very much. Share This PostDown the rabbit hole….

Adventures on Twitter: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

2014-09-06
By: Kelly Sedinger
On: September 6, 2014
In: Uncategorized
Tagged: Goofiness, Movies

That was the hashtag someone unleashed upon the world last night, and it resulted in a lot of fun tomfoolery as you tried to sum up film plots, in 140 characters, in ways that don’t really do very good justice to the movies. Here are my submissions! Guy with awful taste in meat helps FBI catch a guy with awful taste in clothes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly — Kelly Sedinger (@Jaquandor) September 6, 2014 This dude alternates between abiding and making sure the aggression does not stand, man. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly — Kelly Sedinger (@Jaquandor) September 6, 2014 "A ghost and a prince meet, andDown the rabbit hole….

I’ll bet you didn’t know how BADLY you needed this

2014-09-04
By: Kelly Sedinger
On: September 4, 2014
In: Uncategorized
Tagged: Goofiness

A cat playing Jenga. Share This PostDown the rabbit hole….

Of buckets and the dumping of the water therein

2014-08-24
By: Kelly Sedinger
On: August 24, 2014
In: Uncategorized
Tagged: Daily Life Stuff, Goofiness, overalls

If you’ve lived beneath a rock of late, you may have missed a viral fundraising activity that’s going around the social media sites. I’m not even sure of the exact “rules”, but it’s all voluntary anyway, so it’s not like the rules matter all that much. It involves dumping, or having someone else dump, a bucket full of ice water over your head, after which you challenge a few other folks to do the same, whilst making a small donation to the ALS Assocation. ALS (Lou Gehrig’s Disease) is a particularly awful way to go, and like all awful diseases,Down the rabbit hole….

What if they crossbred corn with potatoes?

2014-07-06
By: Kelly Sedinger
On: July 6, 2014
In: Uncategorized
Tagged: Goofiness

Iowa and Idaho are different places. It’s funny, because I can definitely attest to the vexing thing this video addresses. When I tell people I went to college in Iowa — going all the way back to when I was a high school senior and I hadn’t even left for Iowa yet — I would occasionally get asked something along the lines of, “Wow…lots of potatoes there, right?” I’d then have to say, “No, that’s Idaho. Iowa has a lot of corn.” Imagine the confusion that arose when I started dating a native Iowa girl whose family had since relocatedDown the rabbit hole….

The kind of weird thought that keeps me from achieving success

2013-10-18
By: Kelly Sedinger
On: October 18, 2013
In: Uncategorized
Tagged: Goofiness, Movies

Regarding this clip from The Karate Kid: I think it would be funny if this clip just went on and on and on, with the Evil Sensei just listing all these things that do not exist in his dojo. FEAR does not EXIST in this DOJO, does it? NO SENSEI!!! PAIN does not EXIST in this DOJO, does it? NO SENSEI!!! DEFEAT does not EXIST in this DOJO, does it?” NO SENSEI!!! GHOSTS do not EXIST in this DOJO, do they? NO SENSEI!!! RICHARD MILHOUS NIXON does not EXIST in this DOJO, does he? NO SENSEI!!! A LARGE PIZZA WITHDown the rabbit hole….

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