Pailin’ in comparison

If there’s a stupider person in American public life than Sarah Palin, I don’t want to know about it. Of course, I’ll bet there is a stupider person out there, because there’s always someone stupider. But boy howdy, is that woman just plain stupid. She’s a complete, blithering idiot. Yeah, Sarah — Barack Obama’s death panels are going to slate your little baby for an early visit from the Angel of Death.

What a complete buffoon. Thanks for putting her up to the national microphone, John McCain. You’re a great guy.

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Make it stop.

Oh my God…the “Birthers” are so insane that Ann Coulter has called for them to shut up? We’ve managed to find a group on the right that is so far out there in Cuckoo-land that Ann F***ing Coulter thinks they’re too loony to encourage?

Wow. That is some serious, serious crazy.

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A wretched hive of scum, villainy, and FAIL

The New York State legislature is in the throes of controversy, so much so that they’re literally doing nothing, because this week a couple of renegade Democratic State Senators decided to caucus with the Republicans, thus giving the Republicans the majority in the State Senate. The Democrats, who only took the Senate over this year for the first time in decades, are trying to circle the wagons or something. What will this mean for New York politics, given that our state government is a cesspool of failure by any measurable standard except for the ability of people in government to stay there and consolidate their power? Not much, I suppose. This state’s government is as bad as it gets.

Makes me almost want to move to Maine, where they’re actually working toward eliminating one house of their legislature. Wow…a state legislature that takes things seriously and uses the legislative process to do constructive things, instead of just using various procedural and political processes to maintain status quo? Maine must be a veritable land of milk and honey!

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Do they carve “Yusef was here” before they catch the bus for Fort Hancock, Texas?

Steve Benen has some pretty breathtaking quotes from Senator Kit Bond, who is joining his fellow Republicans in hyperventilating over the closing of the detainee camp at Guantanamo Bay. I found these two quotes the most amusing:

“Americans also have a right to know if President Obama plans to send any of these terrorists to their communities.”

“Whether these terrorists are coming to a prison in Kansas, or a halfway house in Missouri, or any other state — I can tell you this: Americans don’t want these terrorists in their neighborhoods.”

Yeah. That’s a good thing to be concerned about, because clearly President Obama’s plans for the detainees at Guantanamo will end up looking like this:

I expect that soon after Gitmo closes down, there will be a run on shipments of rock hammers to prisons throughout the US, and then in about twenty years, all of these guys will escape through the tunnels they dig in their own walls. Hopefully by then I will have moved, since I live about forty-five minutes away from Attica, NY. There are some pretty grim people housed there, as I recall.

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In the Bag

John Cole on today’s Tea Party nonsense:

You know what really irritates me about the tea parties? The basic fact that if right now, it were President John McCain and not President Obama, and nothing else had changed, these tea parties wouldn’t exist. You know it, I know it, and even the teabaggers know it. It is just such transparent bullshit that it is offensive. The most these guys ever did during the last lost eight years was put a limp Porkbusters logo on their website, but now that we have President Malcom X George McGovern Shabazz, they are freaking out like there is no tomorrow. So absurd.

That’s about right. This had nothing to do with taxes, or spending, or anything of the sort. It had to do with a Democrat in the White House, pure and simple.

A couple of other quotes I liked today. First, Steve Benen:

So, at some point in the future (we don’t know when), some politicians (we don’t know who) might find it necessary to raise taxes. Whose taxes would be raised? It’s too soon to say. How much would taxes go up? No one knows.

But the mere prospect of a possible future tax increase has led untold thousands of activists, an entire cable news network, corporate lobbyists, conservative bloggers, conservative talk-radio hosts, and Republican officials to organize a series of national events. With extraordinary foresight, they’ve organized thousands of rallies to register their outrage, not at existing tax rates, but at tax policies that haven’t been proposed, but might exist at some undermined point.

Got it.

And Andrew Sullivan:

But the substantive critique must remain the primary one. Protesting government spending is meaningless unless you say what you’d cut.

If you favor no bailouts, then say so. If you want to see the banking system collapse, then say so. If you think the recession demands no fiscal stimulus, then say so. If you favor big cuts in Medicare, Medicaid, social security and defense, then say so. I keep waiting for Reynolds to tell us what these protests are for; and he can only spin what they they are against.

All protests against spending that do not tell us how to reduce it are fatuous pieces of theater, not constructive acts of politics. And until the right is able to make a constructive and specific argument about how they intend to reduce spending and debt and borrowing, they deserve to be dismissed as performance artists in a desperate search for coherence in an age that has left them bewilderingly behind.

And by “specifying cuts”, well, cutting earmarks and volcano monitoring just isn’t going to work. Kevin Drum has the goods on that.

In short: the Tea Party people just aren’t serious. They don’t know what they’re doing, they don’t know what they’re talking about, and they’re in love with policies that didn’t work the first time(s) they were tried. Other than that, though, they’re fine patriots, each and every one!

(I had to watch some of this nonsense today while I was at the Y working out; I like to use the stationary bikes and the one I chose was unfortunately directly underneath the teevee that’s tuned to FOX News. Now, most of the teevees at The Store are also tuned to FOX News, and every time I walked by one of them today, their footage was breathless Tea Party stuff. FOX isn’t even trying to pretend to be “fair and balanced” anymore, are they? They’re the Limbaugh-Coulter-Beck News Channel.

Anyway, there on the teevee at the Y was Glenn Beck, who strikes me as being your standard right-wing teevee pundit these days: loud and blitheringly stupid. At one point he had Jeanine Turner on so she could do the “OMG, I’m the only Republican in Hollywood!” schtick that Republicans in Hollywood like to do, and for a few minutes they blathered on about what a wonderful leader Sarah Palin is.

This Sarah Palin.

Guffaw.)

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A modest suggestion

Next time the three men go into their little room so they can privately plan how to screw New York State, why don’t we just bar the doors and set the place afire?

I said this on Facebook the other day, but frankly: forget these nice and pleasant “tea parties”. What’s needed now is, frankly, a storming of the Bastille. Maybe the sight of a working guillotine in front of the Capitol in Albany will jerk these people into taking governance seriously.

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NOW they tell us….

According to released text, Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal is going to say this tonight in his response to President Obama’s address to Congress:

Who among us would ask our children for a loan, so we could spend money we do not have, on things we do not need? That is precisely what the Democrats in Congress just did. It’s irresponsible. And it’s no way to strengthen our economy, create jobs, or build a prosperous future for our children.

I can’t believe any Republican has the audacity to stand up before the country and say this, after they cheer-led George Bush’s Bogus Fiscal Adventure for eight years. Or as John Cole put it, “Having the party of Bush lecture you about out of control spending is like having a heroin addict chide you for putting too much sugar in your coffee.”

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