A brief quiz thing

Stolen from Incurable Insomniac:

1. If there were no blogs, what would you be doing right now?

Reading and writing. Being more productive.

2. If you had to spend one year living alone in a remote cabin, what would you spend your time doing?

Reading and writing. If I have electricity, listening to music and watching movies and stuff on DVD. Seeing how long I could grow my beard before I finally gave in and trimmed it. (I’m guessing, not very long. I get antsy when it approaches a half-inch in length.) Chop firewood. Learn to fish. Sleep. Swim fully-clothed in remote mountain streams. Drink tea. Sing at the top of my lungs.

And that’s what I’d do by ten in the morning!

3. If you could go back in time, what one piece advice would you give yourself?

To when? If I’m talking to my five-year-old self, I’d say, “Smile when they take the damn picture.” If I’m talking to my thirteen-year-old self, I’d say, “You know, maybe that guy’s not blowing smoke up your ass when he mentions that you should be on the swim team every time he sees you.” If I’m talking to my seventeen-year-old self, I’d say, “You’re barely going to remember her in ten years, so stop acting like an idiot stalker and move on.” If I’m talking to my twenty-one-year-old self, I’d say, “Start writing now.” If I’m talking to my twenty-six-year-old self, I’d say…actually, forget that one, it’s a bit kinky. If I’m talking to my thirty-year-old self, I’d say, “Don’t take that telesales job, and call back that grocery store.” If I’m talking to my thirty-three-year-old self, I’d say, “Get ready, because this is when it all gets worse.”

If I’m talking to myself yesterday, I’d say, “Life starts when you damn well say it does.”

4. “If you really knew me you would know that…”

I’d walk through fire if you asked me to.

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Hmmmm….

I just took this test thing:

If you mouse over the little color squares, their meanings are given, I guess. Not sure I completely agree, but then, I’m glad there’s no square for “high self-loathing”. And how did I get “slightly high attention to style”? I pay almost no attention to “style” — in fact, what I feel for “style” or “fashion” is close to contempt. Maybe I misread a question or two and mismarked my answer or something.

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The Interview Meme, still kicking!

Questions came my way from Tosy and Cosh:

1. What potential storyline set up in the third season of Once and Again are you most disapointed they never got to address?

Well, one major reason I’m frustrated at the continued non-availability of Season Three on DVD is that since the show ended five years ago, I don’t really remember Season Three much! That said, Karen Sammler’s journey back to love and Jessie’s sexuality were fascinating threads that got cut short, I think.

2. What John Williams theme is your most treasured, and why?

Oh, heavens. I treasure so much of Williams’s work that this is really hard — but for once I’ll go with the spirit of the question and not cheat, and thus name only one theme. The “Force Theme” from the Star Wars films, which is to my mind the most resonant of all of the themes from that series. (It started off as “Ben Kenobi’s Theme”, but then became more strongly associated with the Good Side of the Force over the course of the Saga. For those who aren’t as geekily familiar with these scores as I, this is the first theme that plays in Star Wars during the Throne Room finale sequence, as Luke, Han and Chewbacca walk down the aisle toward their medals.)

3. What single location – not a town or region, but a discrete place (a single park, or field, or lake) – is your favorite?

See, now this is just mean! My favorite single location? Aieee!

Well, there’s a creek that runs nearby the apartment complex where we live, about two miles away. This creek cuts through a surprisingly deep ravine for these parts, and there’s a back road between my town and East Aurora, NY that drops down into this ravine to cross that creek. Sometime I should take pictures when I go that way. I love that in Buffalo you can be in the midst of urban settlement, but still be minutes away from terrain that feels remote.

(Now, expanding my answer out a bit, I adore Southern and Southeastern Erie County. There are spots so gently beautiful around here that I frankly never want to leave.)

4. What piece of art – a song, a tv episode, a film – made you cry the most upon first seeing it – the largest, wettest, most copious tears.

First time? Well, I’ve always been one to get misty-eyed, or sob outright, at movies. Always. I remember as a kid, watching Snoopy Come Home, and thinking that it was dead certain that Snoopy was never going to get home, and crying my eyes out…or the end of The Wizard of Oz, when Dorothy’s saying goodbye to her friends before clicking her heels to come home.

More recently? Well, the first time I read it, I was completely unprepared for the emotional wallop of the last half of The Darkest Road, the third book in Guy Gavriel Kay’s Fionavar Tapestry. To this day, re-reads of that trilogy bring me to tears.

Certain episodes of Once and Again make me cry, too — “There Be Dragons”, especially.

5. You are given the magical ability to have any career in teh arts you want. But the gift comes with a price; you will no longer be able to physically write (or dictate – don’t get picky about the details; youcan’t write). Do you take it? And what would you do?

No, I don’t. Writing’s what I have. It might take me a little while to rule out becoming a musician, but ultimately, no.

OK, that was fun!

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The Interview Meme, yet again! (Part Deux)

Roger hit me with some questions from the Great Interview Meme, and I’m now getting ’round to answering them. Because I am just that prompt, let me tell you!

1. So what ARE the other bloggers, other than yourself, specifically griping about when they talk about “the folks in Albany”?

It’s generally a short-hand for the state government, which in our state is rife with patronage, corrupt, devoted to maintaining the status quo of power, et cetera and so forth. Basically, “the folks in Albany” is a shorthand for “the giant f***ing albatross that’s been hung around the neck of a region (Upstate NY) that is getting really really tired of shipping all of its homegrown talent elsewhere, like we’re the Pittsburgh Pirates of the nation.”

In truth, I don’t even think of Albany as a place, in the sense that there are people living there who need to get groceries and fix the lawn mower and who worry about their back pain or get nervous about the fact that the car they just paid off three months ago is now making a suspicious knocking noise. A couple of years ago I received for review from GMR several CDs by a Celtic band from the Albany era (Hair of the Dog, to be precise), and I actually remember thinking, “Wow, they have music in Albany?”

So yeah, Albany is basically Mordor. With freeways running through it.

2. There’s a new movie, You Kill Me, with Ben Kingsley as a Polish mob hit man from Buffalo. Is there a Polish mob in Buffalo, and will you see the movie?

If there’s a Polish mob here, I know nothing about it. Really, I have absolutely no idea. Maybe one of my Buffalo readers can say something here? As for the movie, I kind of doubt it. Mob stories just tend to not interest me much.

3. How do you think the current and upcoming restrictions on travel between the U.S. and Canada affect the border economies, particularly the Buff/NF area?

Alan Bedenko has been all over this, but generally I think it’s a whole bunch of incredibly stupid policy, which makes it perfectly in sync with the rest of the current Administration’s “War on Terror”. I’m a fan of trade and open borders (as open as possible), and in a time when the Niagara Frontier is suffering economically during an era of ever-greater globalization, sticking us behind a fence just makes me very sad.

4. How do you feel about the image of Buffalo as a loser? Four Super Bowl losses in a row (four more games than some teams have ever been in), snowy (even though Syracuse, on a year-to-year basis gets more), economically depressed (well, OK, there’s something to that).

No other way to say it: it pisses me off. I get really tired of “media narratives”, whether they’re in politics or regional stuff like Buffalo’s rep. It’s just laziness: “Oh look, it’s snowing in Buffalo again. Send a camera crew!” Bah.

5. Do you know the lyrics to “Erie Canal”? Did you learn them in school, or where? Have you heard the Springsteen version? Does it sound different to you from the one you learned?

I don’t know the lyrics any longer, but we did do that song way back in grade school. Funny thing is, I distinctly remember doing that song at my grade school in Portland, OR, which makes me think that the historical significance of the Canal is sometimes undersold. As for the Springsteen version, I don’t know it, but will look it up.

OK, if anyone else wants any questions, feel free to ask, since this rescusitates the Great Interview Meme!

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The Interview Meme! Answers trickling in!

The first answers are in from my questions on the Interview Meme: Lynn, Laura, Dave, Tosy and Cosh, and TeflonJedi. Everyone else, your questions await in the comments to that very first post linked above, so grab ’em!

(And if anyone else wants five questions, I’ll still entertain any late-comers. Such is my devotion to the great Interview Meme!)

UPDATE: Minutes after I published, I saw that Two Write Hands has answered as well.

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The Interview Meme! Yay!

I see that one of my favorite blog-memes is making the rounds again: the Five Question Interview, in which I answer five questions posed to me by the blogger on whose blog I saw the meme in play (in this case, Electronic Cerebrectomy), and then offer to ask any questions myself of anyone who wishes them! Hoo-ray! This game comes around about once a year or so — I suppose that’s how long it takes before it wends its way out of my little corner of Blogistan and then back again, but I’m always happy to see it return.

Anyhow, SamuraiFrog posed five questions to me, and here they are:

1. You’re a fantasy novelist. What kind of books did you read as a child and which ones stand out for you as influences?

My reading interests were often all over the map. My mother, as I’ve noted before, had a tendency to punish my mis-deeds by handing me a book and telling me that I’d watch no TV until I read said book. Even more deviously, though, she’d make sure that the book she gave me was the first book in some series or other. The first time this happened was Lloyd Alexander’s The Book of Three, the first volume in his Prydain Chronicles. I was nine years old at the time. This was my first exposure to epic fantasy with a map and everything. I’ve never recovered.

2. I’ve been enjoying your reviews on space opera novels. Is there another genre or subgenre you’re planning on giving a try?

I’ll probably read the occasional hard-SF work, since that’s the second type of SF I tend to like a lot. (Kim Stanley Robinson’s Mars trilogy rocked my world pretty strongly.) Military SF tends to not be my cup of tea, although some of it I like (the Vorkosigan series by Bujold, for example). I’ve flirted with alternate history, but for me, a little of that goes a long way. Cyberpunk also never rang my bell all that much.

As for fantasy, multi-volume “fat” fantasy isn’t a major obsession of mine these days, although there are some series that have caught my eye. I’m interested in reading earlier stuff now: Robert E. Howard, Lord Dunsany, and so on.

How about non-SF genres? I have to admit that I’m tempted to read some bodice-ripping romances. I’m always on the lookout for really compelling love stories; it’s the romantic in me, I suppose. (Go ahead and suggest some.) I also want to read some Larry McMurtry Westerns, and I’m sure I’ll get a hankering for some horror sooner or later. (I tend to read horror in spurts. Like blood!) Espionage novels aren’t much of a love of mine anymore, although I tore through a number of them back in my late-high-school years. Non-genre fiction? I’ll read some every so often, if I hear of a title that sounds especially interesting.

Reading some Jane Austen is high on my “to do” list. I’m currently reading Wuthering Heights, and re-reading Jane Eyre is also high on my list. I loved it when I read it in high school, but I haven’t picked it up since.

3. We both have a love of film music. I’ve been somewhat disappointed by the majority of scores I’ve heard in the 21st century; what’s your take on the modern film score?

I always have a hard time making generalized statements about the state of any art right now, because I really do believe that those who inhabit a certain time are in no way best equipped to judge their own period’s art. Today you can go to any film music message board or forum and find postings like “Wow, today’s stuff has no flavor of its own, and it’s crap compared to Goldsmith and the giants of yesteryear”, but I’d be willing to bet that if you could go back in time to when, say, The Wind and the Lion was a new score or when Rosza’s King of Kings had come out, you’d find more than a few film music fans of those times saying, “Meh”. (This is generally why I generally scorn the notion that professional critics should be taken as the best arbiters of quality. Read up on even the very best critics of all time, and you’ll find them being flat-out wrong much of the time.)

That said, I think that film music today isn’t to my taste nearly as often as it’s been in the past. The rise of “corporate culture” in Hollywood has only had the same effect on movies that the corporatizing of, say, radio has had: the general spread of homogenization. Film scores tend to sound the same much of the time, and what’s worse, they’re intended and even required to sound the same. Films are edited with “temp tracks”, in which music from other films or classical works are slapped into the film as an intended guide for the composers, but then, the composers are required to produce scores that sound very like the temp tracks, as opposed to the works they’d produce using their own instincts and their own voices.

Many fine scores also get rejected when the films test poorly at screenings, since usually at that point in production the score is just about the only thing that can be changed. The film Troy is a notable example; Gabriel Yared wrote a fine score for that film, but when the film tested poorly, the score was removed and James Horner was brought in to crank out a replacement score in a matter of weeks. James Newton Howard had to score King Kong in a similarly short period after Howard Shore’s effort was turned down (a shocking development at the time, after the brilliant work Shore had done for Peter Jackson’s earlier Lord of the Rings).

Mainstream film right now is not an environment where composers can be distinctive, individual, or innovative, and that’s a shame. For an entire series of examples of how the director/composer relationship is supposed to work, one only need go to Japan and look at the films of Hayao Miyazaki. The idea that he’d ever tell Joe Hisaishi what kind of music to write is unthinkable, and the result is that Hisaishi’s scores for those films are, in just about every case, either very high in quality or just outright masterpieces. There are some highly talented composers today, just as much the case as was ever so in film. But it does seem to me that finding good film music tends to involve digging through lots of lesser work, as though we’re pushing the ratio in Sturgeon’s Law to 93 or 94 percent.

But then, I think we have to be careful. Were previous “golden ages” of film music as golden as all that? Are we forgetting the misses, and assuming that what was truly great was representative of film music as a whole during those times? Or, even worse, are we inflating scores that are OK but otherwise fall into that giant realm of musical works which don’t make “the Canon” but don’t quite deserve total obscurity, either? You see this kind of thing all the time on lots of film music forums: composers who are completely forgotten today, except by the most encyclopedically-knowledged of film music fans, who wrote decent enough scores for the kinds of films you used to see aired at two in the morning on AMC or on the “Two-buck DVD rack” at the supermarket, lauded as “unjustly forgotten masters”. You also see composers’ entire bodies of work elevated to unfairly high stature. (Let’s face it, the man scored more than two hundred films and TV productions. Not everything Jerry Goldsmith produced is a classic.)

So who’s good right now? James Newton Howard seems to be the current favorite of the “Goldsmith was God” crowd. For my money, Howard Shore’s the best working today, but for some reason, I think he gets overlooked a lot. Gabriel Yared is superb. Michael Giacchino is a musical chameleon, and a first-rate one, at that. Thomas Newman’s voice is unmistakable. Jan A.P. Kaczmarek is something of a newcomer to filmscoring outside of his native Poland, but what little of his work I’ve heard is wonderful. David Arnold’s work tends to be viewed in lesser light, but I like him. Alan Silvestri is in no way a great composer, but he’s a very fine one, very professional, whose music always does exactly what it’s supposed to do (and he’s got a tremendous melodic gift). I’m not a big fan of Danny Elfman, but he’s got his moments. And there’s the “bad boy” of film music, Eliot Goldenthal. Finally, you know what? Hans Zimmer’s music doesn’t always suck. He’s written some good stuff, as have Klaus Badelt and Harry Gregson Williams.

And hey, I’m not about to write off the current film music era as long as John Williams is alive.

4. When did your interest in classical music begin, and what was the piece that really pulled you in the first time?

It’s very hard to say when it began, because it was always around to some degree in our home, as far back as I can remember. My sister is six years older than I, and she started piano lessons early enough that I don’t remember her not playing the piano (although I do have one very vague memory of riding the freight elevator at the piano dealership, a memory which may well be totally wrong). So there was classical music, as well as other genres, as early as I can recall.

I started my own musical adventures in fifth grade, when I was talked into joining the band. I played French horn that first year, but switched a year later to the trumpet. Even so, I didn’t really feel the “bite” of the music for another couple of years. I recall that the first orchestral score I studied was Mozart’s Symphony No. 40 in G minor. That work was, and continues to be, for me a revelation. And I’ve written before of how I came to Berlioz, which was a year or so after I came to Mozart.

In short, it was gradual. There’s no guaranteed way to make kids love classical music, but the best way is almost certainly to make sure they’re surrounded by it from early on.

5. Finally: how, exactly, is Jaquandor pronounced? I’ve been saying it as though the Q made a K sound and ignoring the U.

To get a definitive answer on this, you’d probably have to ask Doug Moench, the writer who scripted the comic book from which I snagged the name. The comic is Six From Sirius, a space opera (big surprise!) espionage tale that came out as a Marvel Limited Series in the mid-1980s. That said, I pronounce it “juh-KWAN-dor”.

OK, that ends that. If anyone would like five questions from me, just drop into comments here and indicate as much. I’ll craft some devious questions and e-mail them your way.

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Meme-licious!

OK, it seems that while I was taking a break, I got tagged by SamuraiFrog with a quiz-thing. So here goes:

INSTRUCTIONS: Remove the blog in the top spot from the following list and bump everyone up one place. Then add your blog to the bottom slot, like so.

1. Confessions of a Sophisticated Writer
2. The Urban Recluse
3. No Smoking in the Skull Cave
4. Electronic Cerebrectomy
5. Byzantium’s Shores: The Occasional Meditations of yada yada yada.

(Not sure why we’re doing this. It sounds vaguely chain-letterish.)

Next, select five people to tag.

You know, I rarely tag people on these kinds of things, but I suppose I will, just this once:

1. Jen (14221)
2. Erin
3. Jason Bennion
4. Jayme Lynn Blaschke
5. Tosy and Cosh

And now for the questions!

What were you doing ten years ago?

Settling into married life.

What were you doing one year ago?

Well, what’s odd about activities like this is that I can actually go back in the archives and look! So…[clicks and reads]…well, I wrote some posts a year ago today. Nothing terribly earth-shaking, so I’m assuming it was a day at home. Since it was a Sunday, I was probably doing laundry.

Five snacks you enjoy.

1. Summer fruit: nectarines, peaches (O my beloved white peaches!), strawberries.
2. Ice cream.
3. Nacho chips, dipped in salsa-cheese sauce. (By the way, Buffalonians, if you ever have leftover Mighty Tacos in your fridge, before you nuke ’em for reheating, slather them with salsa-cheese sauce. Ohhhhh, the nachoey-cheesy goodness!)
4. Pretzels, dipped in fine mustards. (I like the fat Dutch ones best, but I generally love pretzels across the board.)
5. Nuts of all kinds.

Five songs to which you know all the lyrics.

1. “Hotel California” (long song, but not that impressive to know the lyrics, as the song opens with a minute of instrumental and closes with three more minutes of guitar stuff)
2. “American Pie” (Decoding this song is probably an exercise in futility. There’s no way the whole thing makes sense.)
3. “Some Enchanted Evening”
4. “On the Street Where You Live”
5. “I Dreamed a Dream” (Look, ma, showtunes!)

Five things you would do if you were a billionaire.

OK, I changed this one, because it was originally what you’d do if you were a millionaire, but you can’t even retire on a million bucks anymore. But a billion? Whoa, nellie! I’ll also assume that I don’t earn my way up to billionaire, but that I somehow get the whole lump sum at once.

1. Ten million dollars each to all of Buffalo’s leading cultural institutions.
2. I’d spend however much money it takes to place subscriptions to each of the top five science fiction and fantasy magazines in the public library systems of the 100 largest metropolitan areas in the country.
3. I’d build something in downtown Buffalo. Maybe apartments or something. The more people living downtown, the better.
4. Cerebral palsy research would get a huge windfall.
5. Heck, I don’t know…it’s hard to spend a billion dollars. A scholarship fund that pays full tuition to the University at Buffalo for anyone who wears overalls for every day of their college career? Pay for SF’s WorldCon to take place in Buffalo? Set up an organization that advertises Buffalo’s attractions in places other than Buffalo? Who knows?

Five bad habits.

1. Swearing like a sailor.
2. Thinking, “I’ll do some writing just as soon as I get ___ done”, with ___ being some menial task or whatever that doesn’t need done all that urgently.
3. Putting off car maintenance.
4. Assuming the worst-case scenario at every juncture. (Although truth to tell, this habit has actually proven fairly useful in recent years.)
5. Forgetting what books I own when I go to the bookstore.

Five things you like doing.

1. Answering blog-quizzes.
2. Eating red meat.
3. Voting for Democrats.
4. Consuming pie.
5. Waxing poetic about the Star Wars prequel trilogy.

Five things you would never wear again.

Hmmmmm….

1. Oxford cloth. If I have to, I will, but I generally can’t stand Oxford cloth.
2. Neckties. Again, I will if I have to, but I must admit my belief that the necktie is just about the dumbest damn thing ever invented, in terms of men’s clothing. (Now, the bow-ties with tuxes are fine. Those are classy. But just generic ties, because that’s what guys wear? Ick.)
3. Argyle. In any form.
4. Cowboy boots. Nothing against them; just not my cup of tea.
5. Tank-tops. Maybe just around my own home, if we ever own a house, and I’m mowing the lawn. But not in public. No way.

OK, I guess that’s it.

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