Book Quiz!

I don’t think I’ve seen this quiz before I ran across it at Sheila’s place, which seems odd, because surely by now I’ve seen (and done) every blog quiz that exists, right?

Anyway, it’s about books:

What are you reading right now?

The Star King by Jack Vance; Wind, Sand and Stars by Antoine de Saint Exupery; The Discovery of Poetry by Francis Mayes; The Forgetting Room by Nick Bantock.

Do you have any idea what you’ll read when you’re done with that?

Yes. And no.

I’ve fallen hard for personal travel narratives, so I have a few of those out of the library right now. I also have three books by Anais Nin out — a collection of essays, a general-purpose reader, and what appears to be a later portion of her unexpurgated diary — but after dipping into these, I think I’d rather start at the beginning and track down Volume One of that diary for myself.

I also need to do some dipping into the various Year’s Best anthologies of SF and fantasy.

What magazines do you have in your bathroom right now?

Our bathroom isn’t big enough to keep many magazines; usually there’s just the most recent issue of Time in there. I do read magazines in there; it’s just that I bring them back out when I’m done. You know how it is. (That said, Cooking Light is a good magazine for in there.)

What’s the worst thing you were ever forced to read?

I loathed The Yearling, and I loathed the teacher who assigned it, especially when she gave me a low grade on my report because I dared admit that I thought the book was boring dreck.

A close second would be Ordinary People, the dysfunctional-family novel that had me rooting for the characters to reach for the full bottle of sleeping pills.

What’s the one book you always recommend to just about everyone?

I tend to be very gun-shy about recommending books. The ones I’d most tend to recommend are deeply personal to me on some level, to the point that I’d likely have a difficult time reconciling it if I recommended it to a close friend only to receive a “Meh” response.

That being the case, I have a very dear friend to whom I have gifted copies of, among others, GGK’s Lions of Al-Rassan, Bantock’s Griffin and Sabine series, and Joel ben Izzy’s The Beggar King and the Secret of Happiness. I have no idea if she’s read any of them. In a way, it doesn’t matter.

Admit it, the librarians at your library know you on a first name basis, don’t they?

I don’t know if they do or not, but it wouldn’t surprise me. We visit weekly. I’m always nonplussed when I meet voracious readers who don’t use their libraries; way I see it, why should I limit my reading to only those books I can afford to buy?

Is there a book you absolutely love, but for some reason, people never think it sounds interesting, or maybe they read it and don’t like it at all?

See above, really. I do wish I knew more people who loved the kinds of books I do, though. My reading soulmate is out there, somewhere!

Do you read books while you eat? While you bathe? While you watch movies or TV? While you listen to music? While you’re on the computer? While you’re having sex? While you’re driving?

In order: only if dining alone; no, since I shower, although I did read books while soaking in my parents’ hot tub before I moved out; if others in the clan are watching something I don’t much care about; yes; I used to, in order to pass time while waiting for downloads in my dial-up days; I can’t read with my eyes closed (wow, did I just reveal too much information about myself); Lord, NO! Bad things happen that way, like you can die in a fiery wreck, and then you’re just a burnt crisp who doesn’t even get to find out who did it or if Prince Flatulent manages to save the Realm.

When you were little, did other children tease you about your reading habits?

Not really. In early grade school, I gave them other material to work with, by virtue of being the fat kid with no fashion sense at all and no athletic ability to speak of (save swimming, which I was apparently no slouch at). Later on, in high school, classmates would voice their befuddlement at the mere idea of reading for pleasure, but this was never teasing or ridiculing, just “Wow, I don’t know how you do that.”

What’s the last thing you stayed up half the night reading because it was so good you couldn’t put it down?

I’m actually pretty good at putting books aside to get some sleep, since eventually I actually do fall asleep, which I always take as a sign that it’s time to reach for the bookmark. I did plow through the second half of Harry Potter Episode VII in a single afternoon. And yes, I distracted The Daughter by having her play computer games for…well, let’s just say it was longer than I should have, OK?

And there you go.

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Seven Things, again….

It missed my notice until the other day that Mark hit me with the venerable “Seven Things” quiz-meme, and before I could get my entry done, Aaron hit me with it as well. I’m sure I’m expected to do fourteen things, but no dice: I’ll still do seven. Harumph.

So, this is just seven things about me, or something like that. But I’m doing a twist: one of these items is false. Try and guess which one. I dare you!

1. When the Bills first appeared in the Super Bowl (SB XXV, against the NY Giants), I was in college in Iowa and no place in town served Buffalo-style chicken wings at the time, so I had to make do with a big box of KFC’s “Hot Wings”, which were apparently not terribly popular in that town as every time I went in there to order Hot Wings, they had to fry them to order. I chalk this up to the generically bland cuisine in Iowa, where four shakes of the pepper shaker can render some dishes too spicy for local palates.

2. I never wore overalls in public until my junior year in college, at which time I took a lot of ribbing for wanting to fit in with all the native Iowans (very few of whom actually wore overalls, so I’m not sure what they were getting on about anyway).

3. The sharpest, most agonizing physical pain I have ever endured in my life came when I was in seventh grade and I had a very bad cold that settled into my ears, giving me an ear infection for the ages. That was bad enough, but the doctor prescribed two antibiotics, one to be taken internally and the other in the form of ear drops. Problem was, my ear canal was swollen shut to the point where the drops couldn’t get in, so my mother jammed the dropper down in there.

4. It’s the epitome of the cheesy ballad, but I can’t get enough of Carrie Underwood singing “Inside Your Heaven”.

5. In second grade we lived in Elkins, WV, where one of my best friends was the son of a coal miner. When I went to his apartment once, he showed me the room where his entire family slept, mom and dad and his siblings alike, in a series of beds lined up against one wall. (That kid was just a great guy, too — Randall Riley was his name. He loved fishing. For only having spent one year in Elkins, some of the friends I made there stand out very strong in my memories — as does my teacher, Sandy Pnakovich, who I recently learned through a bit of Googling died in hospice care a few years ago, of some form of cancer, I suspect.)

6. The first science fiction novel that I remember reading, outside of media tie-in books like the Star Wars novelizations and James Blish’s novelizations of Star Trek episodes was The Time Machine by HG Wells.

7. As much as I enjoy wit and funny wordplay, I also love a good madcap slapstick farce…and yet I cannot stand the Three Stooges. Laurel and Hardy? I like them…and I could watch Abbott and Costello until doomsday. But the Stooges? Not a fan.

OK, that’s all. I’ll actually tag some people now, although probably not the required seven: Kellie (whom I don’t think I’ve ever tagged before), Roger (who’s probably done this already), Steph and Nettl (tagging both halves of a couple here!), and sticking with the couples-tagging, Scott and Kim. Oh heck, what’s one more to get the required seven for the Seven Things quiz? Vicki, here it is!

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A quiz thing

I snagged this from Samantha says. You answer each question with three words, and only three words. Three. “Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.”

Here it is. (Yes, I cheat a bit as far as what constitutes a “word”. This I do because I always cheat on Internet quizzes.)

1. Where is your cell phone?:

It doesn’t exist.

2. Your boyfriend?:

Ummm…er…no.

3. Your hair?:

Longer than yours!

4. Where is your father?:

Home, I suppose.

5. Cheesecake?:

I’d love some!

6. Your favorite thing to do?:

Buy more books.

7. Your dream last night?:

She was there….

8. Your favorite drink?:

Spum and cola.

9. Your dream car?:

XP-38 Sport Landspeeder.

10. The room you’re in?:

Hmmmm. Rather messy.

11. George Bush?:

Ewwwwwww! It burns!

12. Your fears?:

Marshawn breaks leg.

13. Nipple rings?

I hate piercing.

14. Who did you hang out with last night?

My lovely daughter.

15. What you’re not good at?:

Basketball. I stink.

16. Your best friend?

She’s not here.

17. One of your wish list items?:

Tale of Genji.

18. Where did you grow up?:

All over America.

19. The last thing you did before survey?:

Got water bottle.

20. What are you wearing?:

Shocker! Not overalls!

21. Tattoo on the small of a back?:

Meh. No opinion.

22. Ketchup?

Like mustard better.

23. Your computer?:

My true love.

24. Your life?

Better soon, please!

25. Your mood?:

I want pie.

26. Missing?

She’s not here.

27. What are you thinking about right now?:

Three-word answers.

28. Your car?:

Meh. It starts.

29. Your work?:

Love it so!

30. Your summer?

I’ve had better.

31. Your relationship status?:

Off the market.

32. Your favorite color(s):

Purple, pink, blue.

33. When is the last time you laughed?:

Haaaaa! Just now.

34. Last time you cried?:

Waaaaa! Just now.

35. High school?:

Coulda done without.

Well, that was fun, eh?

(BTW, what’s with the Wikipedia article for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch being tagged for “not citing references or sources”? What reference works or sources exist from which one might base reliable knowledge of the Holy Hand Grenade? I think the Wikipedians tend to believe that when they defecate, it comes out in the form of hewn marble.)

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Frickin’ Awesome Stuff from A to Z

I saw this over on Tom the Dog‘s blog, and it struck me as a fun idea to do myself — and then Messrs. Tosy and Cosh beat me to it. But anyway, here’s a list of stuff I like a lot, in alphabetical order!

1. The String Quartet number 2 in D, by Alexander Borodin. An achingly gorgeous work from one of the masters of Russian Romanticism.

2. The “Battle of Yavin” track from John Williams’s score to Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. For my money, this is the best extended cue of action music ever composed.

3. Coinstar machines. I know, it takes a chunk of my money just for the convenience, but Lord, if there’s one mind-numbingly boring job that I can’t stand, it’s rolling loose change. I’m only too happy to sacrifice a few bucks to have a machine do it in minutes.

4. “Dancin’ in the Street”, as performed by David Bowie and Mick Jagger at LiveAid (and later filmed that same night for the MTV video). It’s got a good beat, and I can dance to it.

5. Glass-walled Elevators in tall buildings. I love riding glass elevators. Every building should have a glass elevator!

6. Nathan Fillion as Captain Malcolm Reynolds. The first really cool spaceship captain since Benjamin Sisko. He had so many good lines over the short run of Firefly, and Fillion always struck just the right note.

7. Yosemite Sam’s quintessential expression of awe or dismay, “Great hornytoads!”

8. Lieutenant Horatio Caine of the Miami-Dade Crime Lab. “Alex. Who do we have here?” (said while standing akimbo and facing directly away from Alex, who is kneeling over the body).

9. That decrepit castaway-guy, played by Michael Palin, who launches each episode of Monty Python’s Flying Circus with the single-word line, “It’s….”

10. “Raisuli Attacks”, from the score to The Wind and the Lion, by Jerry Goldsmith. The best short action cue I’ve ever heard (it’s about two minutes long).

11. On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft, by Stephen King. The best book on writing I’ve ever encountered.

12. The tragic love triangle of Lisen, Amairgen, and Galadan in The Fionavar Tapestry — a haunting tale that’s all the more special since, by the time the events of the book take place, two of the three members of that triangle are dead.

13. Mirna from The Amazing Race. I loved her so.

14. The six symphonies of Carl Nielsen. Fascinating works, each of them — and I haven’t heard them in too long, I’ve just realized.

15. October. The best month of the year; I live for October. Baseball reaches its post-season; the NFL season’s narrative is starting to take shape; the weather (at least in these parts) is stunning.

16. Pie, the perfect food, whether savory or sweet. Expanding the concept to include pizza. On the plate, or in the pan, or arcing through the air toward an unwitting victim, pie is perfect!

17. Presque Isle, in Erie, PA. Hey Buffalonians, if you’re looking for a perfect day trip in summer, this is an amazing place to go.

18. The “Rangefinder” game on The Price is Right. A quick, fun game that got a lot more fun when they had some hard-of-hearing old lady playing it, and she couldn’t hear the timbre of the audience’s screaming shift from exhortation to stop the rangefinder’s motion to horror at her almost-certain failure to stop it on time.

19. Ted the lawyer on Scrubs, played by Sam Lloyd. This guy has one of the most inherently funny faces on television.

20. Les Troyens, the masterpiece opera by Hector Berlioz.

21. “Until the Last Moment”, by Yanni. There, I said it: I have some appreciation for Yanni. I love his Live at the Acropolis album. I’m sorry, so very, very sorry. (No, I’m not. Deal with it.)

22. Darth Vader. Because he’s well, Darth Vader.

23. Real, home-made Whipped cream. The stuff from an aerosol can? Blecchhh!

24. Chris Farley’s security guard in Wayne’s World, the one with more information than he should have had…and Wayne, later on, noting how useful that information turned out to be: “Aren’t we lucky we were there to get that information? It seemed extraneous at the time.”

25. The Simpsons: Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel.

26. Zantor, the evil emperor from the Star Wars fanfic of my youth.

This isn’t a “tagging” kind of thing, so grab and go if you’re so inclined.

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Tag’d!

TeflonJedi tags me with the Meme of Four. And just for fun, I’m going to morph the rules here before I send this quiz out into the wild. I’m going to add a question to the quiz, at the bottom (but just before the one in which I tag four others), with the expectation that those tagged will add their own question in addition to answering the one I add myself. Does that make sense? Basically I want to see how big we can make this quiz by passing it around!

Wow, this coffee is good this morning!

Anyway, the quiz:

Four jobs I’ve had or currently have in my life:

1. Grocery store maintenance guy.
2. Pharmaceutical sales rep with a telesales company. (Worst job ever. The workplace itself was fine, very nice people and all who really tried to make me into a decent salesperson, but I’m just not temperamentally attuned to sales. At all. I’d face an uphill battle selling freshly-slaughtered blubber at a steep discount to a village of starving Inuits.)
3. Assistant restaurant manager. (I wasn’t bad at this, but ultimately I decided that restaurant management just wasn’t my cup of tea.)
4. Technical services assistant at a college library. (This was mostly fun, albeit occasionally dull and menial. Any assignment that involved working in the Rare Books room was golden — I loved those old books.)

Four countries I have been to:

1. Canada
2. Mexico (although I’m not sure I should count it, since I was no more than three years old at the time and I have no memory at all of this trip)
3. Gondor
4. Florin

Four places I’d rather be right now:

1. Sitting on the porch of an old farmhouse somewhere in the hills of southeastern Erie County
2. Riding a hot-air balloon over the autumn hills of Western New York’s Southern Tier
3. Hiking the Scottish Highlands
4. In her arms

Four foods I like to eat:

1. White peaches, filled with the nectar of the Gods
2. Potato salad, made with lots of mustard and loaded with diced onions, chilled to just above the point of freezing and eaten at sundown on a very hot day
3. Boyer’s Peanut Butter Smoothies
4. A salad consisting of nothing other than mixed greens (but no iceberg lettuce, as that stuff is just horrible), a can of water-packed tuna, and a generous amount of Italian dressing

New Question! Four personal heroes, past or present:

1. Marv Levy
2. Adolph Herseth (former principal trumpet of the Chicago Symphony, and possibly the greatest symphonic trumpet player of all time)
3. Leonard Bernstein
4. Carl Sagan

Four people I would like to tag:

1. Lynn (Your new blog name and design aren’t official until your first tag-quiz!)
2. Belladonna (My favorite source for introspective blogging, which is why I almost always tag her with stuff like this.)
3. SamuraiFrog (Unless you’ve already done this one, since you seem to get all of these.)
4. Messrs. Tosy and Cosh (Who would probably just grab the quiz and do it anyway, even if I didn’t tag him.)

Of course, there’s nothing saying that you can’t grab the quiz and do it anyway, even if I didn’t tag you. Just remember to add a new question!

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A brief quiz thing

Stolen from Incurable Insomniac:

1. If there were no blogs, what would you be doing right now?

Reading and writing. Being more productive.

2. If you had to spend one year living alone in a remote cabin, what would you spend your time doing?

Reading and writing. If I have electricity, listening to music and watching movies and stuff on DVD. Seeing how long I could grow my beard before I finally gave in and trimmed it. (I’m guessing, not very long. I get antsy when it approaches a half-inch in length.) Chop firewood. Learn to fish. Sleep. Swim fully-clothed in remote mountain streams. Drink tea. Sing at the top of my lungs.

And that’s what I’d do by ten in the morning!

3. If you could go back in time, what one piece advice would you give yourself?

To when? If I’m talking to my five-year-old self, I’d say, “Smile when they take the damn picture.” If I’m talking to my thirteen-year-old self, I’d say, “You know, maybe that guy’s not blowing smoke up your ass when he mentions that you should be on the swim team every time he sees you.” If I’m talking to my seventeen-year-old self, I’d say, “You’re barely going to remember her in ten years, so stop acting like an idiot stalker and move on.” If I’m talking to my twenty-one-year-old self, I’d say, “Start writing now.” If I’m talking to my twenty-six-year-old self, I’d say…actually, forget that one, it’s a bit kinky. If I’m talking to my thirty-year-old self, I’d say, “Don’t take that telesales job, and call back that grocery store.” If I’m talking to my thirty-three-year-old self, I’d say, “Get ready, because this is when it all gets worse.”

If I’m talking to myself yesterday, I’d say, “Life starts when you damn well say it does.”

4. “If you really knew me you would know that…”

I’d walk through fire if you asked me to.

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Hmmmm….

I just took this test thing:

If you mouse over the little color squares, their meanings are given, I guess. Not sure I completely agree, but then, I’m glad there’s no square for “high self-loathing”. And how did I get “slightly high attention to style”? I pay almost no attention to “style” — in fact, what I feel for “style” or “fashion” is close to contempt. Maybe I misread a question or two and mismarked my answer or something.

(via)

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The Interview Meme, still kicking!

Questions came my way from Tosy and Cosh:

1. What potential storyline set up in the third season of Once and Again are you most disapointed they never got to address?

Well, one major reason I’m frustrated at the continued non-availability of Season Three on DVD is that since the show ended five years ago, I don’t really remember Season Three much! That said, Karen Sammler’s journey back to love and Jessie’s sexuality were fascinating threads that got cut short, I think.

2. What John Williams theme is your most treasured, and why?

Oh, heavens. I treasure so much of Williams’s work that this is really hard — but for once I’ll go with the spirit of the question and not cheat, and thus name only one theme. The “Force Theme” from the Star Wars films, which is to my mind the most resonant of all of the themes from that series. (It started off as “Ben Kenobi’s Theme”, but then became more strongly associated with the Good Side of the Force over the course of the Saga. For those who aren’t as geekily familiar with these scores as I, this is the first theme that plays in Star Wars during the Throne Room finale sequence, as Luke, Han and Chewbacca walk down the aisle toward their medals.)

3. What single location – not a town or region, but a discrete place (a single park, or field, or lake) – is your favorite?

See, now this is just mean! My favorite single location? Aieee!

Well, there’s a creek that runs nearby the apartment complex where we live, about two miles away. This creek cuts through a surprisingly deep ravine for these parts, and there’s a back road between my town and East Aurora, NY that drops down into this ravine to cross that creek. Sometime I should take pictures when I go that way. I love that in Buffalo you can be in the midst of urban settlement, but still be minutes away from terrain that feels remote.

(Now, expanding my answer out a bit, I adore Southern and Southeastern Erie County. There are spots so gently beautiful around here that I frankly never want to leave.)

4. What piece of art – a song, a tv episode, a film – made you cry the most upon first seeing it – the largest, wettest, most copious tears.

First time? Well, I’ve always been one to get misty-eyed, or sob outright, at movies. Always. I remember as a kid, watching Snoopy Come Home, and thinking that it was dead certain that Snoopy was never going to get home, and crying my eyes out…or the end of The Wizard of Oz, when Dorothy’s saying goodbye to her friends before clicking her heels to come home.

More recently? Well, the first time I read it, I was completely unprepared for the emotional wallop of the last half of The Darkest Road, the third book in Guy Gavriel Kay’s Fionavar Tapestry. To this day, re-reads of that trilogy bring me to tears.

Certain episodes of Once and Again make me cry, too — “There Be Dragons”, especially.

5. You are given the magical ability to have any career in teh arts you want. But the gift comes with a price; you will no longer be able to physically write (or dictate – don’t get picky about the details; youcan’t write). Do you take it? And what would you do?

No, I don’t. Writing’s what I have. It might take me a little while to rule out becoming a musician, but ultimately, no.

OK, that was fun!

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The Interview Meme, yet again! (Part Deux)

Roger hit me with some questions from the Great Interview Meme, and I’m now getting ’round to answering them. Because I am just that prompt, let me tell you!

1. So what ARE the other bloggers, other than yourself, specifically griping about when they talk about “the folks in Albany”?

It’s generally a short-hand for the state government, which in our state is rife with patronage, corrupt, devoted to maintaining the status quo of power, et cetera and so forth. Basically, “the folks in Albany” is a shorthand for “the giant f***ing albatross that’s been hung around the neck of a region (Upstate NY) that is getting really really tired of shipping all of its homegrown talent elsewhere, like we’re the Pittsburgh Pirates of the nation.”

In truth, I don’t even think of Albany as a place, in the sense that there are people living there who need to get groceries and fix the lawn mower and who worry about their back pain or get nervous about the fact that the car they just paid off three months ago is now making a suspicious knocking noise. A couple of years ago I received for review from GMR several CDs by a Celtic band from the Albany era (Hair of the Dog, to be precise), and I actually remember thinking, “Wow, they have music in Albany?”

So yeah, Albany is basically Mordor. With freeways running through it.

2. There’s a new movie, You Kill Me, with Ben Kingsley as a Polish mob hit man from Buffalo. Is there a Polish mob in Buffalo, and will you see the movie?

If there’s a Polish mob here, I know nothing about it. Really, I have absolutely no idea. Maybe one of my Buffalo readers can say something here? As for the movie, I kind of doubt it. Mob stories just tend to not interest me much.

3. How do you think the current and upcoming restrictions on travel between the U.S. and Canada affect the border economies, particularly the Buff/NF area?

Alan Bedenko has been all over this, but generally I think it’s a whole bunch of incredibly stupid policy, which makes it perfectly in sync with the rest of the current Administration’s “War on Terror”. I’m a fan of trade and open borders (as open as possible), and in a time when the Niagara Frontier is suffering economically during an era of ever-greater globalization, sticking us behind a fence just makes me very sad.

4. How do you feel about the image of Buffalo as a loser? Four Super Bowl losses in a row (four more games than some teams have ever been in), snowy (even though Syracuse, on a year-to-year basis gets more), economically depressed (well, OK, there’s something to that).

No other way to say it: it pisses me off. I get really tired of “media narratives”, whether they’re in politics or regional stuff like Buffalo’s rep. It’s just laziness: “Oh look, it’s snowing in Buffalo again. Send a camera crew!” Bah.

5. Do you know the lyrics to “Erie Canal”? Did you learn them in school, or where? Have you heard the Springsteen version? Does it sound different to you from the one you learned?

I don’t know the lyrics any longer, but we did do that song way back in grade school. Funny thing is, I distinctly remember doing that song at my grade school in Portland, OR, which makes me think that the historical significance of the Canal is sometimes undersold. As for the Springsteen version, I don’t know it, but will look it up.

OK, if anyone else wants any questions, feel free to ask, since this rescusitates the Great Interview Meme!

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