Halloween Quizzery

SamuraiFrog did this, and thus, so must I.

1. What is the worst treat to get when trick-or-treating?

Milk-Duds. God, those things are horrible. Just awful. They’re supposed to be chocolatey-caramelly goodness, but they’re really rock-hard balls of chewy crap. I hate them.

Weirdly, though, after first grade, I never trick-or-treated again. It had to do with our moves in my childhood. In second grade, we lived in West Virginia, and as I recall, the town there didn’t allow trick-or-treating. (I may be misremembering, to be honest.) Third and fourth grade were spent in Hillsboro, OR, where there was trick-or-treating, but I decided I liked handing out the candy more. After that, we moved to Allegany, NY. But we lived out from the village center a ways, where we weren’t really in a “neighborhood”, per se; we were about a quarter mile from the next house. So the next time I went trick-or-treating? When I chaperoned The Daughter on her first trick-or-treating excursion, back in 2001.

2. What character from any horror film would you most like to play?

I’m probably best suited to be the guy who lives on the grounds of the haunted mansion and creeps everybody out, always saying creepy things to the kids, before they discover the true horror and then prove myself to be a hero before dying horribly. If I get to do the part in overalls, so much the better.

3. Would you rather be a zombie, alien, or psycho? (why)

A psycho alien. (I’ll admit, I’m not sure why zombies are so pop-culturally cool right now.)

4. How many Halloween, Friday the 13th, or Nightmare on Elm Street movies combined do you have on dvd?

Zero. I actually hate those kinds of movies. I watched one once, in a hotel my family stayed in. My parents went down to the hotel bar for a drink, and I found one of the Friday the 13th‘s on HBO. It was laughably stupid and bad and confirmed my at-the-time negative opinion of horror as an entire genre.

5. What is the scariest movie you have ever seen?

Either The Exorcist or The Silence of the Lambs, both of which I consider brilliant.

6. Lamest costume you have worn on Halloween?

I don’t do costuming much. In fact, the last one I wore for Halloween was when I went on my afore-mentioned last trick-or-treating excursion as a kid. That costume was a Captain Marvel costume that my mother made, because I loved SHAZAM!. And that costume was f***ing AWESOME.

7. Favorite Halloween treat?

Mini candy bars. I also like Smarties, and the fruit-flavored Tootsie Roll things, which I like a lot more than Starbursts.

8. Friendly-faced jack o’lantern or scary one?

Either-or. I just look for creativity.

9. Have you ever had nightmares about a scary movie character chasing you?

I don’t think so. One thing I remember — not Halloween-related, actually — was going to visit my maternal grandmother. She lived with my uncle in Pittsburgh, in a two-story house with a basement that was also the garage (owing to Pittsburgh’s hilly locale). My uncle’s automatic garage door opener sent a horrible noise through the house that scared the living shit out of me when I was young.

10. Best thing about Halloween?

It’s really the one holiday left that’s all about fun, even in the scary sense, and that hasn’t been shot through with a whole bunch of sanctimonious bullshit. What harms Halloween (and the entirety of harvest season in general) is not anything to do with Halloween, but actually the retail world’s insistence that on October 10, it’s time to say “Screw Halloween” and put out the Christmas stuff.

11. Strangest Halloween custom you’ve heard of?

None, really. Can’t think of any.

12. Person in your family who most likes Halloween (not counting yourself)?

My wife and The Daughter. (Who was actually insisting, three weeks ago, that she was too old for trick-or-treating. She’s 11, you see, and too old for such nonsense. No amount of me pointing out that we always see kids way older than 11 out there getting candy was budging her from her position. Learning that her friends in school are still trick-or-treating, though? That did the trick. Huzzah!!!)

13. Are you superstitious? If so, name at least one superstition of yours.

No, I’m not.

How about you all?

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Sunday Stealing

Another week, another quiz ripped from Sunday Stealing. They call this one the “Presuppose you live in New England” Quiz.

1. Have you turned the heat on in your house yet this fall?

Yes, but only a handful of times. Those days are coming, though.

In a yearly ritual, we had to have the apartment complex maintenance guys come out and re-light our pilot light when it got cold enough for us to want the heat on. You’d think I could do this myself, but they’ve got the heaters installed in such a way that I can’t really get at the pilot light housing without difficulty, so we just figure, hey, that’s what they’re paid for. And wouldn’t you know it: the two weeks after that were warm ones again. Only now are we starting to think, “Hmmmm, should we fire up the heat or not?”

2. Do you allow your pets on the furniture?

Yes, because (a) a lot of our furniture just ain’t nice enough to worry that much about, and (b) they’re cats and they’ll be on the furniture as soon as we go out anyway.

3. What were your final words for September?

“Come again soon!” I like September a lot.

4. What are your first words for October?

“Ohhhh, greetings, old lover. Come and stay a while…let us lay together in the dark for a time.” Yeah, I really like October.

5. Do you think you’ve ever seen a ghost?

No. As much as I’d love to live in a world that has ghosts and such in it, we don’t live in that world.

6. What is the one color that represents this time of year?

Orange, maybe. Or red, because a lot of my favorite long-sleeved shirts are red.

7. Which of your senses do you think is most sensitive this time of year?

Smell, I think. But maybe that’s because the air is so much clearer and crisper, and the smells are carried on its wings so much easier than during the humid, aroma-free breezes of summer.

8. What is your favorite thing to do at the county fair?

Eat.

9. What do you like when you have a cold?

Colds suck, they really do. Generally, I’m all about hot tea when I’m sick. (But during the chiller months, I drink tea anyway.)

10. Are you willing to spend over $100 for a piece of winter clothing, like boots or a coat?

Not at present.

12. What do you have too much of in your kitchen?

I just this morning discovered that we have a lot of soy sauce. Not sure why that is.

13. What gripes do you have about this time of year?

My favorite NFL team is awful. And living in Buffalo, it always irks me that fall is absolutely stunning here, but it doesn’t get the respect it deserves; instead, lots of Buffalonians spend our gorgeous autumns bitching about the snow that is in the offing a month or two from now. We know it’s coming, and yet, we bitch about it. Drives me crazy. We should be pushing fall as a tourist thing — come for leaf-peeping that’s just as awesome as Vermont’s, plus the benefits of a big city!

14. Other than yourself, are you responsible for getting anyone ready in the morning?

The Daughter is pretty much self-sufficient in terms of getting herself ready for school now, but I still make sure she’s up and moving right along.

15. When was the last time you cleaned your gutters?

Never. We’ll own a house someday, though, and this crappy job will be mine. Ugh.

16. So, it’s after Labor Day. Will you still be wearing white?

I don’t wear a whole lot of white, but I won’t let the time of year stop me. This, like just about every other fashion “rule”, is stupid. [Danger! Rant forthcoming!] In fact, “fashion” as a whole is stupid. I hate “fashion”. “I’d like to wear that, but it’s not in right now!” What a dumb thought process that is. [Rant has been terminated.]

17. What shows are you most looking forward to this Fall?

I’m guessing this quiz is old already, because we’re well into the swing of the teevee season. All the usual suspects, I suppose, although we’re gathering quite the backlog of Grey’s Anatomy episodes now. We’ll have a marathon sometime.

What I’m really looking forward to is Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows at the movie theater. Can’t wait. Part One opens sometime this winter.

18. What three things have you just not gotten around to from the summer, but probably should do before snow flies?

Nothing really, except for changing the oil on The Wife’s car. First I need to get hold of a couple of those ramp-things to elevate the front of the car, though; this will make things easier.

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Sunday Stealing

Continuing the quiz I began last week from Sunday Stealing:

26. Do you like someone?

There’s this girl from Iowa I’m rather fond of. Luckily I’m already married to her.

27. The last song you listened to?

“Happy Together” was on the radio when I drove home from work.

28. What time of day were you born?

I think it was between 10:00 and 11:00 pm, if I remember right. (That is to say, if I remember what my parents once told me. It’s not like I remember that night itself!)

29. What’s your favorite number?

You know, I’ve never much understood the idea of a favorite number. Different numbers for different contexts, says I.

30. Where did you live in 1987?

Allegany, NY. That’s when I was in 10th and 11th grades.

31. Are you jealous of anyone?

I’m jealous of Joss Whedon.

32. Is anyone jealous of you?

Doubtful, but that just mean’s they’re stupid.

33. Where were you when 9/11 happened?

I was on my way to work when I first heard of the first crash. The second crash, the Pentagon, and the downing of United 93 happened once I was already at work. It was a terrifying day, and it just felt to me the height of absurdity to be making sales calls on that day.

34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?

If there’s a service desk at the business where it’s located, I say, “Hey, that machine stole my money.” If not, then I walk away, grumbling. I don’t often use vending machines, though. I don’t really trust them and find them overpriced and unnecessary, in this day and age when convenience stores are everywhere.

35. Do you consider yourself kind?

Yes, but what kind? Hmmmmm!

36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?

Shoulder, or ankle. Someplace that doesn’t show too much. (You wouldn’t see a shoulder tattoo on me, as I never wear tanktops.)

37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?

Russian. Or French.

38. Would you move for the person you loved?

I have, and so has she.

39. Are you touchy feely?

No.

40. What’s your life motto?

“Keep smiling, because you never know what life is going to throw in your face next!”

41. Name three things that you have on you at all times?

There’s nothing that I have on me at all times. When I go out, I try to always have my wallet, my cellphone, and my keys. I like to have my pocket knife too, but that’s dependent on me remembering to transfer it from one jacket to another.

42. What’s your favourite town/city?

BUFFALO, NY!

43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?

Some drinks on the way home from Pumpkinville yesterday.

44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?

Wrote a letter? Several years, I think.

45. Can you change the oil on a car?

Yes.

46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?

Let’s see, who do I consider my “first love”? I’m Facebook-friends with a girl on whom I had a wicked crush early in my high school career; luckily that faded reasonably quickly and she and I became good friends after that, then lost track after we both graduated (she a year before me), and then reconnected via FB a couple of years back. The first girl I dated in college? She turned out to be crazy at the time, and I was crazy too, so that just wasn’t a terribly good match, but wow, did it sure suck at the time. (It was one of those “I’m really into you! And…now I’m not.” kinds of breakups.) As I understand it, she remained crazy for a while, then became sane, and eventually ended up with a guy to whom she’s been married and had kids with ever since.

Funny thing? My experience with her took place the first semester of our Freshman year. One day when we were both Seniors, I went with my roommate to get some lunch at Subway. She waited on us…and I didn’t even recognize that it was her. It was only when we were walking back to campus that my roommate said something like, “Wow, you let _____ make your sub and you didn’t bat an eye!” To which I said, “Wait, that was her? Wow, I guess I’m over that one now! Hooray!”

47. How far back do you know about your ancestry?

My grandparents. That’s it. I always feel like I should know more about my genealogy…but I just don’t care that much.

48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy?

Define “fancy”. I wore a nice sweater and pants to go see Mary Poppins the other night. I haven’t put a necktie on since a job interview I had in 2003 (good thing, too, as the company with which I interviewed no longer even exists). I’m not sure I even remember how to tie a tie at this point, and I’m fine with this, as I regard ties as utterly goofy and idiotic. (Bow ties with tuxedos excepted; I do like and admire super formal wear, but occasions for that sort of attire are few and far between. And speaking of which, I do prefer bow ties with tuxes. Not the regular ties.)

49. Does anything hurt on your body right now?

Well, when I stick this needle in my eye, it gives a nice sharp pain! Otherwise, no.

50. Have you been burned by love?

See above! And once more after that. The next one, though? To paraphrase Monty Python, for me the next one was the castle that did not sink into the swamp!

And that’s that.

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55 Questions about books

Brazenly stolen from Sheila! I thought I had done this one before, but after a brief search of the archives, I don’t think I have, although some variation of these questions have turned up many times before in other book quizzes.

1. Favorite childhood book?

I probably need to go with The Chronicles of Prydain by Lloyd Alexander here. I’ve mentioned it in this space many times, but multiple mentions never hurt anybody, did they? It’s the series that put me firmly in the “OMG, I love a good epic fantasy!” track, pretty much for life. (Even if it does get harder to find what I consider a good epic fantasy.)

But I also have to mention The House with a Clock in its Walls, by John Bellairs. My love of the gothic, the horrific, stems from that book. It continues to amaze me that there are no film adaptations of Bellairs’s books! The Treasure of Alpheus T. Winterborn or The Curse of the Blue Figurine would make amazing books — albeit with some pitfalls that would have to be handled correctly by filmmakers, specifically the fact that in just about every Bellairs book, the young hero’s best friend is an adult. When done poorly, that’s just a train wreck.

2. What are you reading right now?

Coyote, by Allen Steele — an SF book (first in a series) about the colonization of an Earth-like moon 40-some lightyears away. So far, so good.

Moby Dick, by Herman Melville. I’m reading this in small pieces, about ten to fifteen pages a day, and am as of this writing about 150 pages from the end. I’m surprised by the fact that there’s not a whole lot of story in the book, and by the degree to which Melville’s chapters about whales and the sea are absolutely amazing.

The Love You Make: An Insider’s Story of The Beatles, by Peter Brown and Steven Gaines. I’m only a little way into it.

I’ve also been dipping into What Do YOU Care What Other People Think? Further Adventures of a Curious Character, by Richard Feynman. I like to have books around to “dip” into, like poetry collections, cookbooks, essay compilations, “how-to” books (the “Dummies” books tend to be great for this kind of reading).

3. What books do you have on request at the library?

Right now, none, but I use the library and my request list very frequently.

4. Bad book habit?

Hmmmm. When I want to blog a passage from a book, I often prop it open on my desk, beside the computer, using whatever I can grab to weigh it down so it stays open to the right page. Sometimes this results in the book snapping shut anyway, causing stuff to fall all over.

5. What do you currently have checked out at the library?

The Beatles book and the Feynman book, mentioned above; a few others that I don’t recall offhand because the stack is out of my line of sight right now. We go to the library weekly, and I never leave without a few books. Sometimes I come up with nifty stuff from the New Books section; other times I browse the older stuff and grab interesting items. I also like to check out things that look like they’re not checked out very often at all, in hopes that my checking it out will give it a stay of execution next time the library weeds the collection.

6. Do you have an e-reader?

No. I suppose I will have to, someday, but I really like paper. Here’s a wonderful article about the social aspect of reading that Kindles and the like may damage beyond repair:

Remember when you could tell a lot about a guy by what cassette tapes—Journey or the Smiths?—littered the floor of his used station wagon? No more, because now the music of our lives is stored on MP3 players and iPhones. Our important papers live on hard drives or in the computing cloud, and DVDs are becoming obsolete, as we stream movies on demand. One by one, the meaningful artifacts that we used to scatter about our apartments and cars, disclosing our habits to any visitor, are vanishing from sight.

Nowhere is this problem more apparent, and more serious, than in the imperilment of the Public Book—the book that people identify us by because they can glimpse it on our bookshelves, or on a coffee table, or in our hands. As the Kindle and Nook march on, people’s reading choices will increasingly be hidden from view. We’ll go into people’s houses or squeeze next to them on the subway, and we’ll no longer be able to know them, or judge them, or love them, or reject them, based on the books they carry.

7. Do you prefer to read one book at a time, or several at once?

Several. People sometimes ask how I can keep multiple books straight in my head; if the books are different, then it’s easy. In fact, it’s easy anyway. How do you keep from confusing all the teevee shows you watch straight in your head? Same thing with books.

8. Have your reading habits changed since starting a blog?

I don’t read any more or less since then, but I do pick up reading recommendations from Blogistan all the time.

9. Least favorite book you read this year?

This year? Hmmmmm…it’s been a while since I genuinely disliked something. The last book I really remember disliking was Twilight, but that was almost two years ago. I had to dig through my archives to find the last time I panned a book, and here it is. It’s an epic fantasy that just didn’t grab me, at all.

10. Favorite book you’ve read this year?

Guy Gavriel Kay’s gloriously beautiful Under Heaven, which I reviewed for GMR and followed up upon here.

11. How often do you read out of your comfort zone?

Tough question, mainly because I’m not terribly sure of what my “comfort zone” is. I’m more like to choose something to read because it interests me, rather than because it falls within some set of parameters delineating the extent to which I like to challenge myself.

12. What is your reading comfort zone?

See above.

13. Can you read on the bus?

Sure, if I was a bus rider. I can read on planes and in cars, though. No doubt I can read on trains.

14. Favorite place to read?

Home. I also like to read in coffee places, though.

15. What is your policy on book lending?

“You will return this, under penalty of death.”

16. Do you ever dog-ear books?

Never intentionally.

17. Do you ever write in the margins of your books?

I used to — I have a bunch of college texts that I suppose I’ll never be able to donate anywhere because of all the underlining and marginalia I used to do. Now, though, not as much.

18. Not even with text books?

Ummmm…what?

19. What is your favorite language to read in?

English.

20. What makes you love a book?

It depends on what the book is about, right? If it’s fiction, I want characters I can understand and care about. I also want a setting that seems real, even if it’s not. I love the “sense of wonder” (or “sensawunda”) that the really good SF can create. I want adventure, and I don’t mind bad things happening to characters, but I don’t want unending gloom-and-doom, either.

For nonfiction, I need clarity, good explanations, evidence of the writer’s passion, and lively prose. I hate dry, academic writing.

21. What will inspire you to recommend a book?

If I love it, I’ll recommend it…maybe. Problem is, finding someone for whom the recommendation might work. Most of my heavy-duty reading friends are online.

22. Favorite genre?

Science fiction, fantasy, and horror.

23. Genre you rarely read (but wish you did?)

Huh. I don’t read much romance or Westerns, but I don’t really wish I did. Not that I avoid those genres; they’re just not as much what I like as the stuff I already read.

24. Favorite biography?

Berlioz and the Romantic Century, by Jacques Barzun; Carl Sagan: A Life in the Cosmos, by William Poundstone; Skywalking: The Life and Films of George Lucas, by Dale Pollack; The Moon’s a Balloon, by David Niven.

Truth to tell, I don’t read enough biographies.

25. Have you ever read a self-help book?

Not many, unless “How To” books count. Stephen King’s On Writing, perhaps. Oh wait, that also counts as biography! Score!!!

26. Favorite cookbook?

Oooooh, I love cookbooks. I’ve always had great luck with Emeril Lagasse’s books; my favorite is his Emeril’s Potluck book.

27. Most inspirational book you’ve read this year (fiction or nonfiction)?

The afore-mentioned Under Heaven, by GGK. It’s inspirational in the way that all great books are.

I also find inspiration in small places: for instance, articles in how-to magazines that teach me something new or that make me simply realize, “Oh yeah, I could totally do that!”

28. Favorite reading snack?

I like to snack, I like to read. When I do one is not necessarily dependent upon when I do the other.

29. Name a case in which hype ruined your reading experience.

I wouldn’t say this has ever happened, except for times when something hyped turned out to be something I loathed (hello, Twilight!). I have hesitated from reading books that were heavily hyped, though. Such as Dr. Strange and Mr. Norrell or The Lies of Locke Lamora.

30. How often do you agree with critics about a book?

I rarely pay the slightest attention to reviews.

31. How do you feel about giving bad/negative reviews?

I’ll do it if it’s a review book for GMR or elsewhere, or if my reaction to the book was so negative that I just have to rip it. (Again, hello, Twilight!) Mostly, though, I don’t bother finishing books I don’t like, and I rarely bother to write about them.

32. If you could read in a foreign language, which language would you chose?

Russian.

33. Most intimidating book you’ve ever read?

I don’t get “intimidated”, per se. No matter how many times Brothers K defeats me, I’ll never be intimidated by it.

34. Most intimidating book you’re too nervous to begin?

Again: I’m not intimidated to read.

35. Favorite poet?

Tennyson. Or Shakespeare.

36. How many books do you usually have checked out of the library at any given time?

Between 6 and 18.

37. How often have you returned book to the library unread?

All the time.

I’ve said this before, but I do like repeating myself, so: I just don’t understand readers who don’t use libraries. I don’t get it. I love to buy books as much as anyone, and if I stopped buying now and only read what I own at this moment until I read everything on my shelves, I suspect that several years will have elapsed. But I’ll never ever ever be able to afford to own a copy of every book I’d like to read. Being able to read, for free? What possible rationale could I have for not doing this?

38. Favorite fictional character?

Just one? That’s madness, utter madness! But OK, I guess…ummm…Bilbo Baggins.

39. Favorite fictional villain?

Lady Macbeth? Iago? Lord Voldemort? Alpheus T. Winterborn? Father Baart? So many.

40. Books I’m most likely to bring on vacation?

I usually bring whatever I’m already reading, plus another book or two and maybe a magazine if I’m planning to be gone more than a day or two.

41. The longest I’ve gone without reading.

I’m never not reading, but sometimes I go through “slackish” spells during which I read a lot less.

42. Name a book that you could/would not finish.

Brothers K. But I’ll get there, oh yes.

43. What distracts you easily when you’re reading?

Teevee. The cats, who decide that their need for attention outweighs my need for literature. The Wife, telling me that dinner is ready.

44. Favorite film adaptation of a novel?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service. The Lord of the Rings. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

45. Most disappointing film adaptation?

Presumed Innocent was kind of disappointing — it made a riveting book into a fairly lackadaisically-paced thriller. And maybe I’m stretching things, but as fun as they are, the Spiderman movies take some awful liberties with the Spidey mythos.

46. The most money I’ve ever spent in the bookstore at one time?

Around a hundred bucks, probably.

47. How often do you skim a book before reading it?

No set time, really. Some I’ll skim a lot before reading; others I won’t touch at all from the time I put it on the shelf after purchase to the time I read it.

48. What would cause you to stop reading a book half-way through?

Characters who bore me; a plot that refuses to do anything interesting. Sometimes I “bounce” off books, too; for one reason or another (and sometimes a reason I can’t even put my finger on) I’m just not “feeling it” with that particular book, and it’s on to something else.

49. Do you like to keep your books organized?

To a small extent, but I don’t do very well at this, primarily because I don’t have nearly enough shelves and thus resort to the dreaded Enormous Stacks of Books On The Floor And Tables Syndrome. Not at all conducive to organization. So when I want to find a specific book, I often have a struggle on my hands.

Once in a great while I’ll become convinced that I own a certain book and spend lots of time searching for it…only to eventually remember that while I heavily considered buying it, and maybe even carried it around the bookstore for an hour or two, I ultimately didn’t make the purchase after all.

50. Do you prefer to keep books or give them away once you’ve read them?

I prefer to keep, but once in a while I do a mini-purge.

51. Are there any books you’ve been avoiding?

I don’t necessarily avoid books, but I just keep finding stuff I’d rather read. I’ve had Master and Commander on my shelf for years, but I just never get round to it. Why? I dunno. No real explanation.

52. Name a book that made you angry.

Hello, Twilight! The stench-filled awfulness of that book really pissed me off. And then there was the Nicholas Sparks book that was a sequel to an earlier book…in which neither of the lovers dies, so guess what happens in the sequel! (And yet, I can’t quit the guy. Sigh….)

53. A book you didn’t expect to like but did?

Hmmmm. I never read anything I don’t expect to like on some level. I was surprised at the extent to which I loved Kushiel’s Dart; I was just in the mood for a good Fat Fantasy, and it was so much more than that.

54. A book that you expected to like but didn’t?

I’ve been disillusioned with George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire series, ever since the series stalled after the fourth book, A Feast for Crows. The first two books in the series were amazing, wonderful, and brutal; the third was still good, but it started to feel a bit like brutality and shock for the sake of brutality and shock. The fourth, though, was a mess, with Martin actually admitting in the Author’s Note that he’d basically taken a much larger book and chopped it in half just to get something out there.

I also expected to like Twilight. I really did. Vampires? Teen romance? If done well, that book would have been awesome. Instead, it was the worst reading experience of my last five years.

55. Favorite guilt-free, pleasure reading?

I don’t believe in guilty pleasures. (Except, possibly, for the fact that I don’t hate Nicholas Sparks but feel like I maybe should!)

Wow, that was a long quiz. Fun, though!

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Sunday Stealing

Time to steal from Sunday Stealing again!

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

“Should I make the pumpkin coffee again, or go with espresso roast?”

2. How much cash do you have on you?

None. I’m at home, and therefore not carrying my wallet on me right now.

3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?

Bloor. It’s one of the major streets in Toronto.

4. Favorite planet?

Coruscant.

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?

No idea. It’s a number I don’t recognize, and they didn’t leave a message on the day they called. Most likely a wrong number.

6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?

Whenever The Wife calls me, the tone is “All You Need Is Love”. Everyone else is the main theme to Star Wars.

7. What shirt are you wearing?

My orange henley. (Underneath a pair of Key hickory-striped overalls, if you must know.)

8. Do you label yourself?

Everyday at work I have to wear a nametag, so I literally do label myself!

9. Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently wearing?

No shoes right now. I’m barefoot.

10. Bright or Dark Room?

Sometimes I’m in the mood for each.

11. Did you do anything to celebrate John Lennon’s 70th yesterday?

I posted this on my blog.

12. What does your watch look like?

Black plastic band, digital face, silver bezel. It’s a pretty basic digital watch.

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?

I was either finished up my reading for the night, or I had just turned out the light and was dropping off into slumber.

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?

It’s from The Wife, reminding me to pick something up.

15. Where is your nearest 7-11?

It’s about a ten minute drive away, in downtown Orchard Park.

16. What’s a word that you say a lot?

“Huh.” In a tone of bemusement. Not “Huh?” as a question. A statement. “Huh.”

17. Who told you he/she loved you last?

The Wife. We always close out phone calls to one another that way.

18. Last furry thing you touched?

Julio, our cat. He was in bed while I was taking a brief nap.

(BTW, “Furries” don’t bother me. It’s not my thing and I don’t get the appeal at all, but who am I to judge? Do what you want! Live and let live, you crazy kids!)

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?

I don’t do drugs, unless we count my blood pressure medication. I haven’t even taken any ibuprofen in the last week.

20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?

Yeesh! None. Our film camera died a few years back. We’re all digital now, baby! (I remember the first digital camera I ever saw, and wow, was that thing mindblowing — all you had to do was pull out its onboard 3.5″ floppy disc to transfer its 1 megapixel photos to your computer! Wow!!!)

21. Favorite age you have been so far?

This one.

22. Your worst enemy?

James Woods. What an SOB. Luckily, I am often able to distract him with pieces of candy. (Sorry…Family Guy reference there. I don’t think I have any enemies.)

23. What is your current desktop picture (extra points if you post it.)?

Right now I’m going classic: the famous “Nighthawks” painting.

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?

“Would you get outta my way?!” (Said to Lester, who decided to walk right in front of my feet as I was on my way to the kitchen.)

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?

If I could fly, I’d bet I could use that talent to earn a million bucks. So, that!

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The “Three Things” Quiz

I guess I’m feeling kind of “quizzy”, because here’s one from Monday Mayhem.

3 Places I Would Pack My Travel Bag For

Disney World
Pittsburgh, PA
Portland, OR (even though I haven’t been there in 30 years)

3 On-Screen Characters I Love To Watch

Han Solo
Rick Blaine
Chef Gordon Ramsay

3 Moods That Describe Me The Best

Hungry
Sardonic
Curious

3 Things I Always Think Of Doing On A Weekend

Sleeping
Reading
Writing

3 Things From My Childhood That I Can’t Forget

This kid named E.J., from first grade. He was a really good friend, but he moved away halfway through the year.

The first girl I had a crush on. Her name was Beth. She hated me. Oh well!

This movie that my sister really wanted to see, and I got dragged along for the ride. The movie? Star Wars.

3 Things I Would Never Say No To

Free pizza
Coconut cream pie
A trip to a used bookstore

3 Things I Can’t Live Without

The Internet
Ice Cream
My family!

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Time Traveling

I’m stealing this from Sunday Stealing. It’s been a while since I stole from them, but I liked the way this one looked.

The rules:

1. Depending on your age, go back 10, 15, 20, or even more years.
2. Tell us how many years back you have traveled and why.
3. Pretend you have met yourself during that era, and tell us where you are.
4. You only have one “date” with this former self.
5. Answer these questions.

Okay, as we start, what year is it and how old are you?

I’ve gone back 22 years, to myself at age 17 as I’m entering college.

1. Would your younger self (YYS, from here) recognize you when you first meet?

I greatly doubt it. He might think there’s something vaguely familiar about this guy, though.

2. Would YYS be surprised to discover what you are doing job wise?

Extremely! He’d be shocked to learn that I ended up in retail, instead of in music; he’d be stunned, in fact, to learn that he wouldn’t even finish getting his degree in music but switch to Philosophy. He’d be shocked to learn that years from now, he’ll develop a fascination with tools (both hand and power) and find a desire to take up woodworking as a hobby. I don’t think he’d be surprised at all to learn that the desire to write is still there.

3. What piece of fashion advice would you give YYS?

“Look, son,” says I, “at this point in your life, that hairstyle you’ve got going in is utterly Godawful. You’re fascinated by the idea of having long hair, right? Well, clearly you gave in, so you might as well go ahead and give in now.”

His eyes are wide. “Wow!” he says. “And I can grow a beard, too?”

“Well…eventually. For whatever reason, it takes a few more years past the college age before any beard you grow won’t look Amish because your mustache refuses to come in. It’ll get there.”

“OK, I’ll wait on the mustache. What about all these shirts and stuff?”

“Burn them.”

“Well…all right….”

“You got something else to ask?”

“Yeah. Are those overalls in style in 22 years?”

“Not really. But you’ll realize that you don’t care.”

“Oh, cool.”

4. What do you think YYS is most going to want to know?

“Am I ever going to have a girlfriend?”

5. How would you answer YYS’s question?

“Yup. But first, stop doing that ‘creepy stalker’ thing. They hate that.”

“Wow! Is she really pretty?”

“Yes, she is. And the best thing is, she’ll get prettier every year you know her. Oh, and she’ll wear overalls too.”

“Wow….”

6. What would probably be the best thing to tell YYS?

“You will live to see a black President. And he won’t be a Republican.”

7. What is something that you probably wouldn’t tell YYS?

“How about kids?” he asks. “Because right now I don’t think I want kids.”

“Yeah, well…there are gonna be some curveballs there. Best you find those out on your own.”

8. What do you think will most surprise YYS about you?

That real love isn’t as distant as he thinks.

9. What do you think will least surprise YYS?

That he will live in Buffalo.

10. At this point in your life, would YYS like to run into “you” from the future?

Maybe not. I think that on some levels he’ll be disappointed, but that’s because of things he doesn’t know yet.

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Stuff I’ve Done

I found this list a while back and forgot about it. It’s the usual drill: stuff I’ve done in bold.

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath
08. Said I love you and meant it
09. Hugged a tree

10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to a huge sports game

16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
18. Touched an iceberg
19. Slept under the stars
20. Changed a baby’s diaper

21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
22. Watched a meteor shower
23. Gotten drunk on champagne

24. Given more than you can afford to charity
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
27. Had a food fight

28. Bet on a winning horse
29. Asked out a stranger
30. Had a snowball fight
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can

32. Held a lamb
33. Seen a total eclipse
34. Ridden a roller coaster

35. Hit a home run
36. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
39. Had two hard drives for your computer

40. Visited all 50 states
41. Taken care of someone who was too drunk
42. Had amazing friends
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
44. Watched wild whales
45. Stolen a sign

46. Backpacked in Europe
47. Taken a road-trip
48. Gone rock climbing

49. Midnight walk on the beach
50. Gone sky diving
51. Visited Ireland
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them

54. Visited Japan
55. Milked a cow
56. Alphabetized your CDs.
57. Pretended to be a superhero

58 . Sung karaoke
59. Lounged around in bed all day
60. Posed nude in front of strangers
61. Gone scuba diving
62. Kissed in the rain
63. Played in the mud
64. Played in the rain
65. Gone to a drive-in theater

66. Visited the Great Wall of China
67. Started a business
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
69. Toured ancient sites

70. Taken a martial arts class
71. Played a Computer game for more than 6 hours straight
72. Gotten married

73. Been in a movie
74. Crashed a party
75. Gotten divorced
76. Gone without food for 5 days
77. Made cookies from scratch
78. Won first prize in a costume contest
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice
80. Gotten a tattoo
81. Rafted the Snake River
82. Been on television news programs as an “expert”
83. Got flowers for no reason
84. Performed on stage
85. Been to Las Vegas
86. Recorded music
87. Eaten shark

88. Had a one-night stand
89. Gone to Thailand
90. Bought a house
91. Been in a combat zone
92. Buried one/both of your parents
93. Been on a cruise ship
94. Spoken more than one language fluently
95. Performed in Rocky Horror
96. Raised children
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
100. Picked up and moved to another city
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
103. Had plastic surgery
104. Survived an accident that you shouldnt have survived
105. Wrote articles for a large publication
106. Lost over 100 pounds
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback
108. Piloted an airplane
109. Petted a stingray
110. Broken someone’s heart
111. Helped an animal give birth
112. Won money on a T.V. game show
113. Broken a bone
114. Gone on an African photo safari
115. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
118. Ridden a horse
119. Had major surgery
120. Had a snake as a pet
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
122. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
124. Visited all 7 continents
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
126. Eaten kangaroo meat
127. Eaten sushi
128. Had your picture in the newspaper
129. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
130. Gone back to school

131. Parasailed
132. Petted a cockroach
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes
134. Read The Iliad
135. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read

136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
137. Skipped all your school reunions
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
139. Been elected to public office
140. Written your own computer language
141. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
143. Built your own PC from parts
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
145. Had a booth at a street fair
146. Dyed your hair
147. Been a DJ
148. Shaved your head
149. Caused a car accident
150. Saved someone’s life
151. Changed your own oil
152. Changed your own brake pads
153. Made pizza from scratch
154. Stood atop the highest point in your home state

155. Gone swimming in a rock quarry
156. Gone on a trip of more than two days to an unfamiliar place and not eaten at a single chain restaurant
157. Grown your hair long
158. Made your own cheese
159. Re-established contact with an old flame many years later
160. Bought a car new and driven it until well past 150000 miles
161. Sewn a complete garment
162. Uttered a curse word in front of a clergyperson
163. Blown your rent money at your favorite store
164. Seen your car being towed
165. Phoned in a vote on some reality TV show competition
166. Seriously considered living in a different country
167. Served in the armed forces
168. Been kicked out of a movie theater
169. Seen a classic film on the big screen
170. Eaten haggis
171. Eaten dim sum in a traditional setting
172. Prepared an entire Thanksgiving dinner
173. Gone swimming fully clothed

174. Gone swimming not clothed at all
175. Driven across the country taking shifts so the trip only takes a few days
176. Explored a construction site in the dark
177. Ridden an elephant
178. Attended a Major League Baseball game
179. Attended an NFL game

180. Attended an NHL game
181. Attended an NBA game
182. Seen a US President live
183. Actually met a sitting US President
184. Auditioned for a reality TV show
185. Been hit in the face with a pie
186. Stood in line on the release date of a product
187. Worked aboard a fishing boat
188. Cut down a fully mature tree
189. Seen the Mona Lisa
190. Seen the Sistine Chapel
191. Eaten fugu
192. Paddled a canoe or kayak
193. Held the control stick of an aircraft in flight
194. Asked a librarian for help finding a book
195. Personally acquired the autograph of a person you admire

196. Locked your keys in your car in a strange city
197. Had to break into your own home
198. Seen a space shuttle launch
199. Attended a NASCAR race
200. Marched in a parade

Whew….

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A Horrific Quiz

SamuraiFrog has this quiz, which I must do. It’s kinda-sorta about horror movies.

1: In Ten Words or Less, Describe Your Blog:

Guy obsesses over overalls and Star Wars. Film at eleven.

2: During What Cinematic Era Where you Born?
A: The Classic Horror Era (late 30’s to 40’s)
B: The Atomic Monster/Nuclear Angst Era (the late 40’s through 50’s)
C: The Psycho Era ( Early 60’s)
D: The Rosemary’s Baby Era (Mid to Late 60’s)
E: The Exorcism Era (Early to mid 70’s)
F: The Halloween Era (Late 70’s to Early 80’s)
G: The Slasher Era (Mid to late 80’s)
H: The Self Referential/Post Modern Era (1990 to 1999)

I was born in 1971, so I’m kind of right on the border between Rosemary’s Baby and The Exorcist.

3: The Carrie Compatibility Question:
(gay men and straight women – make your choice from section A)
A: Billy Nolan or Tommy Ross, who would you take to the prom?
(straight guys and lesbians – make your choice from section B)
B: Sue Snell or Chris Hargensen, who would you take to the prom?

I wouldn’t go to the prom.

4: You have been given an ungodly amount of money, and total control of a major motion picture studio – what would your dream Horror project be?

Filming one of John Bellairs’s books: The Curse of the Blue Figurine or The Treasure of Alpheus T. Winterborn would be good starting points.

5: What horror film “franchise” that others have embraced, left you cold?

I don’t understand the point of the SAW movies, aside from some pretty creative ways of killing and/or maiming people. But I don’t want to watch that, so fuhgeddaboudit.

6: Is Michael Bay the Antichrist?

Not while Sarah Palin and Tom Brady are around! (Bay stinks, though. What an awful filmmaker.)

7: Dracula, The Wolf Man, The Frankenstein Monster – which one of these classic villains scares you, and why?

Dracula, probably. Or vampires. Real vampires. Not those stupid sparkly fake-ass “vampires” from Twilight.

8: Tell me about a scene from a NON HORROR Film that scares the crap out of you:

My obvious answer is the same one that SamuraiFrog gave, so that’s off the table. The abduction of Barry Guiler in Close Encounters of the Third Kind is an extremely effective scene.

9: Baby Jane Hudson invites you over to her house for lunch. What do you bring?

A pizza. Which I leave on her doorstep. And then run away, after ringing the doorbell one time.

10: So, between you and me, do you have any ulterior motives for blogging? Come, on you can tell me, it will be our little secret, I won’t tell a soul.

One day someone will ask me the Right Question, and on that day, the world will end. Or something like that.

But seriously…no. I just like to say what’s on my mind and write about stuff that interests me. It would be nice if the stuff that interested me interested more people, or if what I had to say about what interests me interested more people, but hey, them’s the breaks.

11: What would you have brought to Rosemary Woodhouse’s baby shower?

Cream pies and seltzer water, because there’s gonna be some hijinks when that kid’s born!

12: Godzilla vs The Cloverfield Monster, who wins?

If it’s Japanese Godzilla, then Godzilla wins. If it’s Devlin-and-Emmerich Godzilla, than the Cloverfield thing.

13: If you found out that Rob Zombie was reading your blog, what would you post in hopes that he read it?

I was once driving with a friend to a meeting for the company we worked for, and I had a CD of The X-Files on, and he said that parts of it reminded him of Rob Zombie’s music. I know nothing about Rob Zombie’s music, so I have no idea how accurate that is.

14: What is your favorite NON HORROR FILM, and why?

Star Wars. Duh.

15: If blogging technology did not exist, what would you be doing?

I’d probably still be on Usenet or the FSM boards. Shudder.

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28 Questions

As always, via Sunday Stealing:

1. Was your dad named after anyone?

His own father. To differentiate, his parents called him at home by his middle name (Thomas, or Tom). So my grandmother would occasionally brag, as mothers do, about her son, Tom. Which meant that when my father (first name Harry) misbehaved in school, the teachers would say, “Why can’t you be like your brother Tom?”

2. What do you think is the minimal age to get married?

I think that we need to decide what the minimum age is for all the same stuff: voting, drinking, driving, marriage, military service, et cetera. I tend to favor 18, but that’s just me.

3. What’s the longest time that you‘ve been involved with the same person?

The Wife. Nineteen-and-a-half years and counting.

4. What actor/actress do you consider hot at the moment?

Stana Katic (Detective Kate Beckett on Castle). Also Robin Tunney (Agent Teresa Lisbon on The Mentalist).

5. What is your favorite album by a band?

Can’t name just one, so here’s a random one I like: Brothers In Arms by Dire Straits.

6. What is your favorite album by an individual artist?

Frank Sinatra Sings for Only the Lonely.

7. What is something that you‘d rather be a bit dirty?

Little House on the Prairie. Did it ever traumatize Mary and Laura and Carrie when they realized what those sounds were? The ones that came from Pa and Ma’s bed, which was right down that six-foot stepladder from their own?

8. What was the last TV show that you watched?

The Simpsons is on as I write this, although I’m not paying a lot of attention.

9. How many people have you met from the blogosphere? Who are they?

A dozen or so, maybe a few more. All of them are Buffalo locals. (There are others I knew in person before Blogistan.)

10. What’s your philosophy on life?

“Keep smiling, because you never know what life will throw in your face next!”

That, and: “Boldly go.”

Oh, and: “Never go in with a Sicilian when Death is on the line!”

11. Do you think prescription drugs are over prescribed?

Maybe? I don’t really have an educated view to offer on this, actually. I know people who are one lots of meds, but I have no confident basis as to whether I think they’re on too many meds.

12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?

Sure, unless I don’t like you much, in which case I’d reveal the secret and watch the carnage!

13. What is your favorite memory in the last year?

Good times with The Wife and The Daughter.

14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure?

Watching movies with a big bowl of popcorn (from the popper, mind you).

15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:

I can’t roll my R‘s. Never been able to. (Which meant that I couldn’t flutter-tongue on my trumpet, either. That inability occasionally proved inconvenient.)

16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the ‘world peace etc’ malarky) – what are they?

Enough money to comfortably live for life, a house with an enormous room for books and a big shed for a workshop, and for a nice large car that still gets at least 40 mph, if not more.

17. Who would you want to get together with and make a cake?

Is “make a cake” some kind of dirty euphemism? I like cooking things with The Wife.

18. Which country is your spiritual home?

This one.

19. What is your big weakness?

My sweet tooth.

20. Do you think Judd Corizan is a good person?

Who?

21. What was your best/favorite subject at school?

Music, history, and English.

22. Describe your accent:

It lulls you into a false sense of security.

23. If you could change anything about yourself, would you?

I’d take off some weight.

24. What do you wear to sleep?

Errr….

25. What is your favorite casual outfit to wear?

Bib overalls, of course.

26. Do you use cigarettes or alcohol?

Cigarettes, no. Alcohol, yes. (I’ve never even tried a cigarette; the only smoking I’ve ever done was two cigars that were given to me years ago by co-workers who had babies.)

27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? (If you have no idea, just say something crazy, it’ll entertain me!)

Well, we’d get a tub of Cool-Whip, and then we’d….

28. Rate the memes that you play generally. Use any scale or just in order.

I only check ’em out and see if I want to do them, so no ranking here. I do find Sunday Stealing the most consistent, though; others tend to have quizzes that make me think, “Yeesh, who came up with that….”

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