Racing for Watermelons!!!

The Amazing Race started up the other night. A few random thoughts:

:: I never know teams by name this early on. In fact, I won’t know teams by name until half of them are gone. So I end up referring to them by characteristics or by things that happened to them.

:: I like that the teams had to drive themselves to places. That was great. Most of th time over the last few seasons, teams are told to rely on taxis or the like. This really started to grate on me in the consecutive seasons (a regular one, and an “All-Star” one) that featured Dustin and Kandace, the annoying blonde friends, who would invariably get right where they needed to go by hopping off the airplane and then flirting like crazy until they found some wide-eyed guy compelled by his Little General to personally drive them where they needed to go.

:: But I think this year’s teams are stupid. A lot of ’em, anyway. Especially at the starting line: Phil has just told them they have to get to the airport fast, because only three teams will make the early flight to wherever it is they’re going. So, time is of the essence right off the bat. Then he yells “Go!”, and everyone’s off. They run to their bags, and then each team stops right there to read the first clue. Huh?! Phil’s just told you to move your asses, and you already know you’re going to the airport! Grab your stuff, get in a car, and start driving! Read the clue in the car! Seriously, if anyone had done that, they would have had a 60-second head start, guaranteed.

:: I thought I’d like the biker team, until one of them said, “Wow, until today I’d never heard of Stonehenge. And it’s a bunch of rocks!” Now I hate that team.

:: They may get annoying later on, but the one lady taking a watermelon right in the face from a misfired slingshot gets a ton of respect from me.

:: A new thing this year: an “Express Pass”, which allows a team to skip a Detour or Roadblock if they don’t want to do it. I wonder if this replaces the Fast Forward? And I wonder if they’re allowed to use it to negate the effects of a U-Turn?

Next week they’re in Ghana. From England to Ghana? They’re not messing around this time!

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Teevee!

Wow, am I glad that the teevee season is over. The only thing we have left to watch, here at Casa Jaquandor, is the finale to Grey’s Anatomy, so don’t be spoiling it in comments, people! Some thoughts on various shows:

:: Yeah, we’re still not done with Grey’s, but I found this season very strong, overall — there were a lot of good storylines, and the show chemistry was considerably aided by the addition of Drs. Hunt and Robbins. Hunt is the Army vet who has taken over trauma at Seattle Grace; he’s the new love interest for Christina Yang and his emotional problem (everybody’s got one, after all) is that he suffers from a small bit of PTSD. Just a bit. Like when he woke up in Christina’s bed, looked up at the rotating ceiling fan blades, flashed back to chopped blades, and started strangling Christina. Oops. (She got better, but it was still a bit of a speed-bump for their relationship.)

Robbins is a pediatric surgeon who is also the love interest for Callie Torres, who over the last year has realized that she is a lesbian. Torres came out to her controlling family at the end of the season, with disastrous results.

The season featured the ongoing and occasionally tempestuous relationship between Meredith Grey and Derek Shepard (“McDreamy”). They finally agreed to marry, after Shepard suffered a massive loss of confidence and spent some time moping in the woods. The most notable plotline was that of Dr. Izzie Stevens, who spent a big part of the season hallucinating her dead fiance, to the point of actually “making love” with him (not sure what the mechanics there involved, but we’ll leave that alone). Denny’s reappearance was eventually explained, not mystically, but medically: Izzie’s got a brain tumor! Yay! Well, OK, not really. What was impressive about all this is that the Grey’s writers managed to get me to feel sympathy for Izzie, which is odd because until this year, I’ve generically hated Izzie. Wow!

:: Hell’s Kitchen was its usual basket of fun, mostly a blend of Gordon Ramsay screaming at people and laughing at the travails of some incredibly irritating contestants. Lacey may have been the most annoying person to ever appear on HK, which is no mean feat. I liked that Danny ended up winning. Not much to say, really, about HK other than that.

:: The Amazing Race had a pretty strong season, in my opinion. A lot of people I’ve seen commenting on it online seemed disappointed in it, but I thought it was terrific. It featured some surprises (one team thinking it had won a leg, only to have Phil say, “The Race is still going. Here’s your next clue.”), some interesting obstacles that I hadn’t seen before (one team incurred a four hour penalty for breaking a couple of rules on the same leg, another ended up getting eliminated because one of the racers had to pee before checking in), and some unusually gonzo detours and roadblocks (rolling giant cheeses downhill, jogging a few miles in a Siberian city in their underwear, and my favorite, pie-throwing in Austria). I didn’t hate any of the three teams in the finale, although the team I liked the least ended up winning (Tammy and Victor), while the team I liked the most (Margie and Luke) came in third because Luke got too frustrated at the final roadblock. I do wish that the TAR people would change things up a bit on the finales; it seems like whoever comes out of the final roadblock first pretty much wins the race by default. That kind of saps the energy from the last fifteen or twenty minutes of each finale.

:: The Office was kind-of hit-and-miss all year, although they pulled it out at the end of the year, I think, with Michael’s resignation, creation of his own company, and then his leveraging of that company into getting his old job back. The finale’s final moments, with Jim and Pam learning that she’s pregnant (no words spoken, but that’s about the only possible interpretation, right?), were wonderful, and as a Buffalonian, I was amused that the Buffalo branch of Dunder-Mifflin is getting the axe. (Why does Utica get to keep its branch? Screw Utica!)

:: I had to let my Watching 24 series of posts fall by the wayside because our camera died and we took about two months to get around to replacing it. That’s what happened there, if anyone was wondering. 24 had about three-quarters of a good season this year, but then it sagged at the end, which was disappointing. Usually, 24‘s seasons tend to sag a bit in intensity for a few episodes in the middle — say, between Hours Twelve and Fifteen — before the writers start getting things ramped up again for the finale. This year was different: they actually managed to keep things intense through three-quarters of the season, all the way up to Hour Eighteen or thereabouts, and then things got dull quickly. What happened? Well, there were just too many villains in the season, and it got to be too much. It started out with Tony Almeida being the bad guy; then it turns out he’s working for Colonel Dubaku. We’re thinking that Dubaku’s the main baddie — but he’s just working for General Juma! So it’s Juma, right? Not so fast: Juma turns out to be working for Jonas Hodges, who was a wonderful villain, played by Jon Voigt in some seriously fun scenery-chewing. But Hodges was disposed of too, with a new reveal of yet another shadowy villain, played by Will Patton. (I don’t even remember this guy’s name.) Oh, and Tony Almeida, who had originally been a bad guy who was revealed to be a good guy, turned out to actually be a bad guy after all, albeit one working on his own agenda and not for any of the season’s major villains, not really. Oh, and Kim Bauer turned back up at the end of the season, right in time to get herself in danger again (although not from feral mountain lions).

I read that the 24 writers actually took advantage of the time given them by the decision after the writers’ strike a year ago to simply postpone the series a year in order to rewrite the season’s last six episodes. Turns out that maybe they should have stuck with their original scripts. Oh well. It was still a fun season with some great moments (the deaths of Bill Buchanan and Larry Moss), one great new character (FBI Agent Renee Walker, played by the beautiful and talented Annie Wersching, and officially dubbed on AICN as — I swear I am not making this up — “Rack Bauer”), and some terrific action sequences. It also featured a fictional President so inept at picking people to work the high levels of her administration that if he watched the show this year, Jimmy Carter was probably screaming, “Oh come on!”

:: I still like My Name is Earl, although apparently most people don’t. Oh well. I thought it was still funny, but now it’s off NBC and out there hoping to be picked up by another network. We’ll see.

:: I also love 30Rock more and more. It’s just terribly clever and funny, full of teevee injokes that only a tiny portion of the audience probably ever get, and I’m more and more in awe of Tina Fey each week. She’s just an amazing, amazing talent, and she’s willing to do just about anything for the laugh. I love that.

:: I didn’t pay much attention to CSI: Miami this year. Nor did I pay much attention to CSI: NY, and I haven’t watched any of the original CSI in two or three years now. I guess my interest in those has petered out.

:: What else? American Idol was more fun this year than last, I think, and the final came down to two guys I liked just a shade out of equally — I liked Adam Lambert a bit more, but not enough to be annoyed that he lost. Kris Allen did very well too, and I was happy that for just the third time since I’ve watched the show (and the first since Season Four) the finale didn’t come down to someone I liked versus someone I disliked.

:: I watched the last couple of episodes of House. Still a good show, but I have to note that House’s drug problem is becoming less and less interesting, even if he is now officially crazy. I hope the show milks his stay in the mental hospital next year a bit.

:: I haven’t watched Dollhouse since the finale, but I do have the episodes downloaded, so I’ll catch up on that during the summer. I also want to start watching Battlestar Galactica, now that it’s done. (I’ve only seen the pilot teevee-movie.)

:: And finally, apparently Scrubs has been picked up for another year, which will take place without John Dorian working at Sacred Heart, since Zach Braff decided to leave the show. I’m torn here — I’d rather my favorite show go out while it was still on top, rather than keep limping on without its heart and soul, but who’s to say it can’t keep going on with the cast it’s assembled, plus some new people? They introduced some interns this year who are actually fun characters, my favorite being the jaded and cynical Dr. Mahoney, dubbed “Jo” by JD owing to his seeing her as being similar to Jo from The Facts of Life. Can the show survive, thus reworked? I’d be skeptical, if Season Eight hadn’t been so consistently brilliant. Seriously, Scrubs had as good a year as I’ve ever seen a sitcom have.

And that’s the state of my teevee viewing.

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Ten teams left….

On last night’s The Amazing Race, my initial least-favorite team, a couple of bumpkins I dubbed Cletus and Lurleen, was eliminated, mainly because Lurleen lost her way walking down a mountain and found herself…someplace else. It actually seemed a bit of a shame, because after I hated this couple in the first episode, they were shown much more sympathetically in this episode. Of the remaining teams, I’m not sure who I now am actively rooting against — but I am most definitely rooting for Margie and Luke, the mother and her deaf son. I just think they’re terribly likable; it was great when he said that he didn’t want to do the pie throwing detour but did because she wanted to, and “She’s my mom”.

Last week I also wondered what was particularly “German” about pie throwing, but it turned out that it was the pies that were German, not the actual throwing part of it. So they were throwing pies made of “authentic German ingredients” at one another. Well, that makes sense, I guess. At least everybody seemed to enjoy it and nobody backed out of it as soon as they realized that they themselves were the targets for the pie throwing. (Of course, I’d have chosen the pie throwing myself.)

Next week, I suppose we’re back to normal TAR-type tasks, like…ballet dancing? Yay!

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The last team to check in here MAY be eliminated.

So The Amazing Race launched its fourteenth go-round last night. I don’t have a great feel for anyone yet, except that I know I hate this “hillbilly” couple (they call themselves that, not me). The guy’s a nag, and the lady’s a whiner. I have dubbed them Cletus and Lurleen. Unfortunately, they made it through to next week. Hopefully they go quicker than the last bunch of “hillbillies” they had on the show, the West Virginia coal miners from a couple of seasons back. (I actually liked those two, in all honesty.)

I liked how they cut down on all the Airport Intrigue that usually marks the first episode; maybe the producers have finally realized that watching people buy plane tickets just isn’t that interesting? Anyway, they did the “Initial briefing” by Phil at the start line, and then about ten minutes later, everybody was in Switzerland. Previous seasons wouldn’t have everybody out of the airport before the second commercial break, so that made me happy.

The roadblock was utterly insane: people had to use these rickety wooden contraptions to carry giant wheels of cheese down a steep hill, while Swiss guys laughed at them. Many cheeses got dropped, and boy, do those suckers roll. The first team to get eliminated? I couldn’t even tell you their names. But they wore orange. The team to arrive first was the mother and her deaf son, so Phil made the “You are team number one!” announcement in ASL, which I thought was pretty cool

Next week, we’re into Germany, and apparently Lurleen gets lost somewhere in the Alps. It’s on a road, though; she’s not lost on a glacier somewhere, only to be found by those St. Bernards who bring the casks of brandy with them. And apparently one of the detours or roadblocks involves pie throwing. I’m unaware of any specifically German traditions that involve the good old pie in the face, but hey, I’m always a fan of that bit of goofery.

I love TAR!

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Missing Mirna….

Wow, I haven’t blogged The Amazing Race much at all this go-round, have I? The show’s as good as ever, but there weren’t any teams that I found really loathsome this time out (unlike, say, Dustin and Kandace from the last two seasons). My favorite team was Kynt and Vixen, the goths in black-and-pink, but they were eliminated two weeks ago when they made a colossal error in not U-Turning a team that they knew to be behind them. My least favorite was the couple eliminated last week, but basically all they did was bicker constantly and treat each other incredibly poorly. They weren’t very memorable, and I’ve already forgotten their names.

This is only my fourth time watching TAR, but this is the first time of those four that the finale sees three teams that I genuinely don’t mind racing for the million. While I want TK and Rachel (the hippie-looking couple) to win, it wouldn’t bother me at all if the grandson/grandfather or father/daughter duo won.

I don’t know when or if the next season is taking place, but I hope it’s soon. I imagine that the longer the writers’ strike goes on, the more attractive another season of TAR becomes. What would I like to see in future races? I’d love to see more long driving transitions, in which racers are in foreign locales and have to drive themselves not five or six miles within one city, but maybe two hundred miles to another city, maybe even changing countries: they open the clue in Berlin and are told, “Drive to ___ in Prague.” Or maybe some new complications: when the episode opens, instead of the clue saying “Fly to Buenes Aires”, the clue could feature a clue of some sort to their destination; maybe a photo of a notable building in a city and the words “Fly to the city where this building is located”. Or a new complication, which they could call “Pile Up”. Only problem is, I’m not sure what would happen in a Pile Up.

Anyhoo, best to the three teams.

UPDATE: Watching the show right now. The final Roadblock is psychotic.

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Go Mirna!

The Amazing Race starts tonight, with a whole new batch of racers. I’ve only been on the TAR bandwagon for about a year now, having now seen three seasons through (starting with those great hippies’ win). The downside? No Mirna, sadly. The upside? No Dustin-and-Kandice, whose antics made me think that the show’s rules should include “No having anyone drive you to your destination, no having anyone let you follow their car to their destination, and no having some local ride with you so they can point which way you should turn to get to your destination”.

Obviously, I have no idea which team I’ll end up pulling for overall, since it takes a few episodes before anyone really starts to stand out. But let’s be honest: early money has me pulling for this Goth duo. But as interesting as that pink Goth lady looks, there’ll always be a special place in my heart for Mirna. Sigh….

(Geez: A Bills game, followed by Colts-Pats, followed by The Amazing Race? And I didn’t think to buy chips or Cheetos yesterday when I did my grocery shopping! AIEEE!)

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No more TAR….

I’ve just watched the finale of The Amazing Race. I’ll update this post with a reaction to the winners tomorrow sometime, but for now, since the race is ending and next time we see it there will be a whole bunch of new racers, let me say this:

I’ll always love you, Mirna!

And let me express admiration for Charla, too. That woman is tough and her spirit seems well-nigh uncrushable, even if the sight of her dressed in a suit of armor in one episode made me think of R2-D2.

Win or lose, these two are my favorites forever. (Well, they may run a close second to TAR-9’s BJ and Tyler, who uttered maybe the greatest thing ever said on TV: “Whoa, don’t get too close to those termite mounds! The termites will eat all the wood in your body!” To which the other responded, “Ow! My peg leg!” Wow, I loved those guys.)

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Maybe the next detour can have the racers putting back the pieces of my exploding head.

How does The Amazing Race do it? I loathed Dustin and Kandice in TAR 10; now I’m actually starting to root for them. And damned if I’m not now actively rooting for Chirna and Marla (or is it Charla and Mirna)! Mirna (the tall one, I think) never shuts up, but her manner of speech is oddly hypnotic and frankly, I’m finding Mirna increasingly pretty.

What is this show doing to me! GAHHH!!

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Am-buh!

I didn’t blog this the other night, but I was surprised to see Rob-and-Amber depart The Amazing Race. I didn’t like them and was glad to see them go, but I liked the fact that the first time the detour involved brains, they promptly tanked it.

So, who are my remaining favorites? I don’t know. Dustin-and-Kandice are kinda winning me over, since they’re always fairly positive and since they have to figure things out themselves this year. (Was there a rule change to disallow having natives get in the car with the racers to show them where exactly to go? That was infuriating in TAR 10, when D&K would bat their shiny blondie eyes at some local dude, and have him drive them right to the location, while everyone else was trying to find someone who spoke any English at all.) Uchenna-and-Joyce are kind of cool, although it annoyed me that they kept trying to assign Guam as the place Magellan began his voyage (hey, guys, how do you suppose Magellan got to Guam in the first place?). And Charla-and-Mirna (or is it Marla-and-Chirna?) are oddly compelling. I’m not rooting for them to win (making the dwarf lug the giant sign pole up the hill? Huh-whuh?), but I hope they stick around a while, because their exploits are just comical.

And I had no idea that Chile was that beautiful a country.

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Where’s Phil?

Now we’re onto the “All-Stars” edition of The Amazing Race. Thus far I can only say this:

Rob and Amber are evil and must be destroyed.

Seriously: since they’ve been on Survivor twice and they’ve already been on The Amazing Race once, this is their fourth shot at winning a million bucks. Why doesn’t CBS just cut them a check and be done with it? Sheesh.

Best exchange amongst contestants on tonight’s episode: “It sure is nice in Peru.” “That’s nice, but we’re in Ecuador.”

Worst thing said by a contestant: “We need to go more ‘rapido’. Not less ‘rapido’.” Said in an exaggerated Latino accent.

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