A Random Wednesday Conversation Starter

The scenario: it’s the middle of the night, and you have to go to the bathroom. So you get up and start staggering in that direction, without turning on any lights, because you know the way well enough and there’s enough ambient light in the darkness that you won’t walk into the walls or anything.

You’re barefoot, and you’re about to put your foot squarely onto…something. So, what would you rather it be: one of your kid’s Lego bricks, which would really hurt, or a cold-but-still-wet pile of your cat’s vomit?

Discuss!

Share This Post