I’m not sure how many more weeks I can think up something like this, but we’ll just go with it for a while. Anyway:
Velveeta. Food, or noxious substance that is barely edible by itself and is only permissable as an occasional ingredient in other dishes?
My adoration of a women’s Achilles tendon, ankle and instep is only surpassed by my love of Velveeta.
Neither. It is an edible food-like substance.
It's very good as the base for macaroni & cheese. I don't eat it by itself.
Not sure how that fits into your pair of choices.
Yes.
Horrible. A scourge against mankind. Is not worthy of being in the bright-orange food group, along with such noble “foods” as Doritos, Cheetos and Tang.
It does make an excellent drywall hole-filler, in a pinch, however.
Shudder.
One of my food rules is that cheese cannot be able to be on a shelf instead of the fridge.
I wouldn’t eat it by itself but it’s perfectly acceptable as an ingredient.