Stringing the words together

So, the tough part of getting Princesses In SPACE!!! published continues: I’ve been querying agents, and have yet to hear any responses yet, either yay or nay. So we’ll see. This is long-form nerve-wracking, folks. It’s like fishing, only instead of fish, I’m trying to catch an agent. And instead of a worm, at the end of the hook is my freaking life. Ayup. But all I can do is keep sending out the queries, one by one by one!

As for other projects, I haven’t been doing any writing of late, and it’s time to stop being such a doofus about that. My NaNoWriMo project, Deliverance, eh? (not the actual title), is still unfinished, so that’s what I’ll be getting back to first. After that? Either a return to Lighthouse Boy (not the actual title), or Princesses Still In SPACE!!! (also not the actual title).

What it all boils down to, I suppose, is that I dream of being able to refer to any of these projects by their actual titles. One day, oh yes, one day….

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Ask Me Anything!

Ask Me Anything!

OMG, it’s February! And that means…I’ve forgotten to launch Ask Me Anything! on time! Oh the horror! And to judge by the calamitous chirping of crickets, clearly you were all deeply missing this wonderful twice-annual feature. Oh well…on with the show. Drop questions into comments here, or e-mail them to me, or tweet them at me, or scrawl them on a piece of paper and chuck them at me out the window of your car. All questions welcome, and all will be answered! (Slowly, as is typical for me, but they WILL be answered!)

Ask Me Anything!!!

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Sunday Burst of Weird and Awesome!

Oddities and Awesome abound! They never stop. Nosiree Bob, never at all.

:: John Scalzi has come up with a creative response to a bizarre nitwit who has developed an even more bizarre fixation upon him. I find the whole thing really funny (and will likely kick a few shekels in myself at some point).

:: Is your cat really a dog? I can relate to a few of these!


(Via Lynn, who always manages to find nifty linkage.)

:: OK, a little set-up for this. Back in the 1990s and early 2000s, there was a cable teevee channel in Upstate New York called the Empire Sports Network. This channel was devoted to, well, sports stuff pertaining to Upstate teams and interests, such as Buffalo Sabres games, Syracuse University sports, and the like. They also did a lot of locally-produced teevee shows featuring commentary on the Buffalo Bills, often featuring players and coaches themselves (this was when the Bills were actually good). One such figure was head coach Marv Levy, who actually had his own show on the network.

Well, one week, apparently Coach Levy promised his squad that if they beat the Miami Dolphins, he would write — and sing — a fight song for the Bills on his teevee show. They did just that, and…well, if you were a Bills fan in the 90s, you remember this. Maybe fondly. More likely…not so much.


I love the shots of the audience — some of them are giving it their all, while others are clearly thinking, “OMG, this is they guy who coached them to four straight Super Bowls?!”. A fun piece of sports ephemera from a happier time, I suppose!

More next week!

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Film Quote Friday: “The Sea Hawk”

Seeing as how I devoted yesterday’s Something for Thursday post to The Sea Hawk, my favorite Errol Flynn movie, I figured, why not use it in this feature too?

The Sea Hawk tells the story of a rogue English sea captain, Geoffrey Thorpe, who is commanding his ship and preying on Spanish vessels right around the time the Spaniards are building their Armada for their final reckoning against England. Thorpe becomes involved in the various politics involved in convincing Queen Elizabeth I that the Spanish threat is very real and that she must arm her nation and prepare for inevitable war, while Spain tries to convince her that they mean no real threat at all. And by “becomes involved”, of course I mean, “has adventures that involve piracy and swordplay and falls in love with a girl”. The girl is Dona Maria, played by the beautiful Brenda Marshall (who seems to get a short shrift, in my view, by virtue of her simply not being Olivia de Havilland). The romance between Thorpe and Dona Maria is pretty typical adventure story romance: charming rogue is at first rebuffed by the woman who finds him disreputable, but gradually wins her over as she discovers that there are depths to him that she hadn’t realized at first.

They meet in the early scenes when Dona Maria is on her way to England, and her ship is attacked by none other than Captain Thorpe. He doesn’t so much take her prisoner as escort her family aboard his ship for safe transit the rest of the way, but he does seem happy to steal her personal jewelry. After the Spanish ship sinks, they’re all en route back to England, and Dona Maria is looking out the balcony on the Captain’s quarters. Meanwhile, Captain Thorpe is on deck, aware of her presence below, and eventually works up the courage to talk to her. But again she rebuffs him, making clear that she does not wish to socialize with a criminal.

Dona Maria: I’m not in the habit of conversing with thieves. I thought I made that quite clear, Captain Thorpe.

Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe: Why, yes, all except your definition. Tell me, is a thief an Englishman who steals?

Dona Maria: It’s anybody who steals… whether it’s piracy or robbing women.

Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe: Oh, I see. I’ve been admiring some of the jewels we found in your chest… particularly the wrought gold. It’s Aztec, isn’t it? I wonder just how those Indians were persuaded to part with it.

Of course, that doesn’t go over well at all, and she turns and disappears inside — to discover, on the table, the chest containing her jewelry, with a note reading — in wonderfully ornate penmanship — “Only a pirate would deprive you of these jewels.”

Later on, after a reception with the Queen (during which it’s clear that Dona Maria’s impression of Thorpe is warming), Thorpe plans a new expedition, a particularly dangerous journey to the New World where he plans to attack the year’s gold shipment to Spain. Before he departs, he visits Dona Maria in an English rose garden, a lovely scene that concludes with Captain Thorpe leaving her with this:

Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe: Dona Maria, in a convent in Peru there is a statue that the sisters there call Nuestra Senora de las floras. That’s how I shall always think of you, as ‘My Lady of the Roses’.

Yeah, he’s smooth. Why wouldn’t he be, though? He’s Errol Flynn, the first of all Shatners.

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Something for Thursday

Oops…a tad late to the party, but hey, it’s still Thursday! So here’s some swashbuckling movie music. I’ve waxed poetic about Erich Wolfgang Korngold in this space before, and specifically about my favorite Errol Flynn movie of all time (and my favorite pirate movie of all time, too), The Sea Hawk. For years, the only version of the music that I was able to find was this fifteen-minute suite, presented on a compilation disc of Korngold music conducted by Charles Gerhardt. During the 1970s and 80s, when movie music tended to be pretty hard to find — especially recordings of older, classic scores — Gerhardt’s re-recordings were often the only thing available, and what a good thing, too, as Gerhardt tended to do wonderful things with these scores. This suite from The Sea Hawk is no exception. It’s in two parts due to length, but the break is in a very logical spot, coming after a triumphant spot where the suite goes silent before playing the film’s magnificent love theme. Keep an ear out for the thrilling “Strike for the Shores of Dover”, which comes during the movie’s most exciting segment, after Captain Geoffrey Thorpe (Flynn) and friends have freed themselves from the chains and oars of a Spanish galleon. Enjoy!

Annotations:
0:00: Main theme, intro at the court of King Philip of Spain
2:06: First sighting of the Albatross, Captain Thorpe’s ship
3:11: Entry of the Sea Hawks (captains of privateer ships) into the court of Queen Elizabeth I of England
4:15: Captain Thorpe bids farewell to Dona Maria before setting sail again
4:49: Captain Thorpe’s enemies plan a trap
5:18: The march of the gold caravan through the jungle of Panama
7:35: Duel with the Spanish captain / Duel with Lord Wolfingham
9:15: The freed English sailors take the Spanish ship
9:52: “Strike for the Shores of Dover!” and conclusion

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