Sunday Burst of Weird and Awesome

Oddities and Awesome abound! But no oddities today…just straight-up awesome.

:: Here’s one of those stories I would never have thought to even consider as even being a story: a profile of Black Jack, the riderless horse used in many military funerals — including, most famously, that of President Kennedy.

Black Jack became the caparisoned horse because he refused to do anything else. He was not suitable for riding, he wouldn’t pull anything and he refused to parade. Exasperated, they sent him off to do a funeral procession as the caparisoned horse (riderless horse in the procession). The only thing Black Jack had going for him at this point was his beauty and the fact that he was black (which is the desired color of a caparisoned horse). In his first stint as a caparisoned horse, Black Jack failed again. He was awfully mannered and failed to behave. Black Jack absolutely refused to flat walk. He pranced and danced and threw his head. He was described as “uncontrollable”.

The Army made a full apology to the family involved but the family responded that the fire in that horse equaled the fire in the loved one they were burying. To them, Black Jack was a symbol of the life that had been.

So, his job was secured. From that day forward, Black Jack , with his famous white star, walked in over 1000 funeral processions and worked for 24 years.

Absolutely fascinating tale. Read the whole thing.

:: Another amazing story about one of our greatest musicians, and the instrument he’s been using for nearly his entire career. It’s the tale of Willie Nelson and his guitar, Trigger.

The guitar—a Martin N-20 classical, serial number 242830—was a gorgeous instrument, with a warm, sweet tone and a pretty “mellow yellow” coloring. The top was made of Sitka spruce, which came from the Pacific Northwest; the back and sides were Brazilian rosewood. The fretboard and bridge were ebony from Africa, and the neck was mahogany from the Amazon basin. The brass tuning pegs came from Germany. All of these components had been gathered in the Martin guitar factory in Nazareth, Pennsylvania, and cut, bent, and glued together, then lacquered, buffed, and polished. If the guitar had been shipped to New York or Chicago, it might have been purchased by a budding flamenco guitarist or a Segovia wannabe. Instead it was sent to a guitarist in Nashville named Shot Jackson, who repaired and sold guitars out of a shop near the Grand Ole Opry. In 1969 it was bought by a struggling country singer, a guy who had a pig farm, a failing marriage, and a crappy record deal.

Willie Nelson had a new guitar.

Forty-three years later—after some 10,000 shows, recording sessions, jam sessions, songwriting sessions, and guitar pulls, most taking place amid a haze of tobacco and reefer smoke and carried out with a particular brand of string-pounding, neck-throttling violence—the guitar looks like hell. The frets are so worn it’s a wonder any tone emerges at all. The face is covered in scars, cuts, and autographs scraped into the wood. Next to the bridge is a giant maw, a gaping hole that looks like it was created by someone swinging a hammer.

Most guitars don’t have names. This one, of course, does. Trigger has a voice and a personality, and he bears a striking resemblance to his owner. Willie’s face is lined with age and his body is bent with experience. He’s been battered by divorce, the IRS, his son Billy’s suicide, and the loss of close friends like Waylon Jennings, Johnny Cash, and his longtime bass player Bee Spears. In the past decade, Willie has had carpal tunnel surgery on his left hand, torn a rotator cuff, and ruptured a bicep. The man of flesh and bone has a lot in common with the guitar of wire and wood.

“Trigger’s like me,” Willie said with a laugh on a cool morning last April at his ranch by the Pedernales River. “Old and beat-up.”

Read that, too.

More next week!

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“Don’t forget your dying King.”

I was born a little less than eight years after President Kennedy’s assassination, so I don’t have any direct memories of that event. But the shockwaves that event has sent through time are truly amazing to behold, even to this day. I don’t know where those shockwaves lead, but it occurs to me that our country is now run by people who grew up with the knowledge that a President could be violently removed from office. That’s the kind of thing that colors the world in a way that we don’t often realize.

Who do I think killed President Kennedy? Does it really matter?

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Black Dickies overalls: The cool details

Years ago I was idly searching eBay and saw a pair of Dickies overalls in black. Finding overalls in black can be difficult, and the price was right, so I snapped them up. Unfortunately, they were of a kind of odd sizing, with a label indicating “XL” as opposed to the more traditional waist-and-inseam measurement, and these were just never quite there for me as an option.

Until now. I’ve been losing weight very slowly and very steadily over the last couple of years, with the result that I can at last get into these comfortably.

In black

Personally, I think they look kind of nifty.

And even more cool is that when I looked at them up close, I discovered that they’re not a pure black, like my black Carhartt’s. It turns out that these are actually a pair of Hickory-striped overalls, that the fine folks at Dickies dyed into blackness. You can see the stripes up close, which is really cool:

Detail on the black Dickies overalls. Turns out they're hickory-striped overalls dyed black! How cool is that! #overalls #Dickies #HickoryStripe

And I dig the black Dickies brand tag, which is red on every other pair of Dickies that I own (save two, on which the tag is white). These are seriously cool.

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The wheel turns

There’s a thing going around Facebook right now where a person will give a certain number of random facts about themselves, and if you “Like” the post, they get to give you a number, and you do the same thing. I already did mine, but last night I read another friend’s, and in doing so, I had one of those rare — vanishingly rare, painfully rare, so rare we seek them out and hold onto them when we find them as evidence that there’s something greater than us in charge of it all — moments in which I had a sense that some part of the Universe had lined up the way it was supposed to.

This friend of mine was actually my best friend, many years ago, when I was in second grade. My family lived in Elkins, WV that year, while my father taught for a year at Davis & Elkins, a college in that town. We ended up only living there a single year, and I’ve always kind of wondered what things might have been like had we stayed. But anyway, I had this friend, a girl who lived down the street, and for some reason, she and I had a lot of fun together. And then we moved away, and that was that. I found her again a few years back on Facebook; it’s things like that which make me shake my head whenever I encounter a person who thinks that online networking is worthless.

Our teacher in second grade was a beautiful and kind woman named Sandy Pnakovich, whom I had actually sought out on Google some years back, hoping to find an e-mail address so I might drop her a line from a student she’d had in her class more than twenty years before, and whom she might not even remember. Sadly, all I found was her obituary; she died in hospice in 2002. Cancer, I assume.

Fast forward to last night, when my friend posted her “Random facts” on Facebook. I already knew that she still lived in Elkins and is a teacher in the same school district. What I did not know is that her classroom is Mrs. Pnakovich’s old one. There’s just something right about that. That’s the way a good movie ends, you know?

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Sentential Links

Links….

:: I could go on like this, but I hope the point is clear: one can seize on our differences, or celebrate the commonality. Someone suggested to me that some people seem to thrive on conflict, and I’m sure that’s true. It seems to give their life meaning, a sense of engagement. That’s not me. I have my sometimes strong opinions, and I state them, and I’m good with that. If it convinces you, or confirms what you already believe, swell. If not, oh, well. (I’m not linking Roger’s post because he links me in it. Really!)

:: I have a dream. Once day I wish to return to New York City and attend an actual comic book convention.

:: It’s a funny thing, becoming really good friends with someone as an adult. I have friends whom I have known since I was three feet tall. We have grown up together. We have made it through changes, and alterations in our personalities. Oh, so once you were this way, and now you are THIS way, and let’s try to adjust. Sometimes you can’t make the adjustment. People drift apart. But I am fortunate to have friends who “knew me when”. I value continuity. But to make a friend in your thirties. A true friend. An intimate friend. I’ve only got a few of those, and I treasure those friendships so much.

:: For me, it wasn’t so much about being remembered by editors as it was simply a way of connecting to the comics industry on a deeper level than just reading the books.

:: There was a period, back in the late ’90s/early ’00s, when I considered the notion of writing comics professionally. I did eventually realize that I’m simply not that good writing fiction, and what I’m interested in saying with my writing can be better expressed without using broad metaphors like superheroes or sci-fi or whatever. But while I was toying with the notion of becoming a pro, I used a few tactics to increase my visibility. One of which was letterhacking. (This one is linked from the one above…but both are neat, if you ever read the letters pages in comic books.)

:: NOT RANKED: the biscuits. Because even if Popeye’s wants to call the biscuits a side dish, they aren’t a side dish. They are the reason you go to Popeye’s.

:: Seriously, having this man in my corner no matter what crazy goal I have in mind has been one of the greatest gifts in my life. I don’t quite know what I did to deserve someone who puts up with the crazy…but I’m ever so happy and constantly smiling because of him.

More next week. Maybe. If you’re lucky.

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If I type with my forehead, my wordcount goes up faster!

The first draft of GhostCop (not the actual title) is done! #AmWriting #NaNoWriMo

This morning I finished the first draft of GhostCop (not the actual title). Into the drawer it goes; I’ll edit it…oh, I don’t know, sometime in late winter or early Spring. I can’t say with more certainty than that, but it’s kind of cool knowing that right now I have two first-draft manuscripts awaiting their first passes-through. Princesses In SPACE!!! Book II: The Quickening (not the actual title) comes first, though. I’ll start that book’s read-through on December 1, which is…two weeks from tomorrow! Huzzah!!

This, of course, calls for a victory celebration! Let there be pouring of ale coffee!

I HOIST MY MUG IN HONOR OF YOUR VICTORY!!! #AmWriting #coffee #NaNoWriMo #BackToWorkNow

But I can’t celebrate for too long, for NaNoWriMo is not over, I’m not at 50000 words for the month, and Lighthouse Boy (not the actual title) awaits. Here we go again.

President Bartlet says, "Back to work." Yes, sir. Thank you, Mr. President. #AmWriting #NaNoWriMo

Back into the rabbit hole….

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Something for Thursday

Time for one of the big “warhorse” works for wind ensembles/concert bands! Here is Ralph Vaughan Williams’s English Folk Song Suite. It’s in three short movements, and it’s one of the most purely delightful pieces of music I know. Enjoy!

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