Neil Simon on how to finish a day’s work


There are a lot of other videos from this same interview on YouTube; I plan to watch a bunch of ’em this weekend. Hat-tips to Mark Evanier, where I first saw the video, and Roger, who notified me of its existence via electronic pony express thing.

(Oh, and the bit of advice in question from Mr. Simon? I’m not sure if I follow that or not, to be honest. I tend to write until I’m tired and don’t want to write anymore. On reflection I think I very well might follow this advice, but I’ve never really thought about it. I’ll pay more attention next time I’m working on something new.)

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Something for Thursday

An old favorite of mine: the Mendelssohn violin concerto. I love this piece to death. Make sure you pay attention at about the 2:40 mark, when the soloist (Hilary Hahn, in this case) soars to a lingering very high note and then descends all the way back down to the lowest register on the instrument, and then holds that low note as a pedal while the woodwinds sound the magical second theme of the first movement. This entire concerto is utter magic.

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It may be my year….

A new Star Wars movie and a new James Bond movie. I’m releasing my second book. Overalls appear to be coming back into fashion. and now this appears in the New York Times.

Ah, the thrown pie. Among the sweetest delights in life is the sight of an airborne cream-and-crust concoction finding purchase. It is the great leveler, a puncturing of pretension, and those who find pie throwing beneath their refined comic sensibility deserve nothing more than a lemon meringue treat, smack in the kisser.

Setting aside the fact that lemon meringue is, in fact, a terrible choice for facial dispatching, this is still quite a thing to read in the Gray Lady.

2015 may well be my year!!!

Pie

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The Whitening

White overalls. Oh yeah, babe.

Bleached overalls!

I’ve wanted a pair of white overalls forever, and I even got a pair a while back, by Carhartt. My problem, though, was that most white overalls are made for painters, and for some reason, the bib pocket on painters’ overalls is almost always that triangular shape, as opposed to the “traditional” style of bib pocket, which I prefer. Finding a pair like this has been mostly fruitless — they exist, and they occasionally show up on eBay, but they’re pretty rare and I’ve never seen a pair in my size. So I did the next logical thing: I took an older pair of blue ones that I owned already and bleached them. This is the result. Score!

Bleached overalls, take 2. I really like the way these turned out. #overalls #Dickies #bleacheddenim

By way of technique, I used a big 5-gallon bucket, filled it about two-thirds with water, and then added some bleach. I didn’t measure the bleach, but my concentration was no more than 1 part bleach to 3 parts water, and likely even less strong than that. I submerged the overalls, stirred them around a bit, and then left them in there a while. After an hour or so, I changed the water and repeated, and then waited another hour, whereupon I changed the water again. I think I went through four changes of water altogether, and the result is that almost all the blue is gone. There’s a tiny bit remaining, if you know to look for it, but functionally, these are white!

After the final removal from the bleach water, I rinsed them with the garden hose and wrung them out, and then I washed them twice. First trip through the washer I used no soap at all, so it was essentially two rinses, and then a full washing in cold water with soap. After that, an air drying on our line, and that was that.

Bleached overalls, detail. A tiny bit of blue remains, but overall, I'm happy. (Get it? Overall, I'm happy? Get it? Overall? 😂😂😂 I'll show myself out.) #overalls #Dickies #bleacheddenim

Working...always working #amwriting #overalls #Dickies #bleacheddenim


Not that I’m wearing overalls much in July, but fall will be here soon enough!

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Bad Joke Friday

Ack! Somehow this week got away from me and I almost forgot this. But it’s still Friday (where I live, anyway) which means I’m only quite late instead of missing entirely. So here’s a bad joke I saw on Facebook the other day:

What is Forrest Gump’s computer password?

1FORREST1

Ha!

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Something for Thursday: Percy Grainger

Yesterday I got in the car to drive home and switched to the classical station (because the sports guys were talking hockey, and I’ve had my fill of hockey talk for a while), and I switched to hear the very opening bars of Percy Grainger’s Lincolnshire Posy. This piece is about 15 minutes long, and my drive home is about ten, if traffic isn’t outrageous. The solution, therefore, was to take a slightly longer route home so I could hear the whole thing.

I’ve written about Grainger before in this space, but it turns out that yesterday was his birthday, so I’m going to honor him again right here! Grainger was a very creative, and even innovative composer; he was almost exactly a contemporary of Igor Stravinsky, and there are moments in his music which are every bit as “wild” as the great Russian modernist. Grainger’s music also looks back, though, at the same time it looks forward, because he was very deeply committed to English folk music. Thus, many of his most famous works are settings of English folk songs that he transcribed in his wanderings through England. He was also quite the wanderer: Born in Australia, educated at a conservatory in Germany, lived in England until 1914, and then moved to the United States where he lived out the rest of his long life. Grainger’s curiosity fills his music with a constant sense of discovery. You listen to him and even in the most “normal” of his works, you still never quite know where he’s going with things.

Here are a few pictures of Grainger’s scores and parts. Note his free use of time signatures, and note even more his instructions. Grainger didn’t mess around with the traditional Italian words like “crescendo” or “fortissimo” or “andante” or “non troppo”.

Here is Lincolnshire Posy. This work has never stopped sounding fresh in my ears. I think it’s because Grainger didn’t try to work the folk tunes he learned from regular people into standard time signatures and rhythms; he learned the songs he collected from people in all walks of life, and I’m sure that more than a few of them couldn’t carry a tune or a rhythm to save their life. Nevertheless, he strove to preserve that experience of folk song, so nothing sounds refined or fixed. This is the character of what you might hear when someone says, “Hey, there’s this song I heard and it kinda goes like this” and they start singing without any heed for actual rhythm or, sometimes, even the tune.


Here’s some more Grainger. Just an amazing composer.

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A few random thoughts on STAR WARS stuff

::  I am officially in SQUEEE!!! mode for The Force Awakens. That’s all about that.

::  How about Star Wars: Rogue One? I’m more intrigued by this than SQUEEE!. I’m not really sure that this is a story that needs telling, but it might be interesting. I’m more on the fence about the idea of a gritty war movie in the Star Wars universe. The gritty. shades-of-gray type of space opera war story has already been done to perhaps canonical effect in the Battlestar Galactica reboot series. As always, the proof will be in the doing.

::  The newest news this week (‘newest news’ is a really bad turn of phrase, but I’m going with it) is that the next “Anthology” movie (which is what they are collectively calling the stand-alone, non-episode Star Wars movies) is a Han Solo movie. I’m guessing that this will be something of an origin story, showing us the young Han. This will be interesting stuff, to be sure; it’s clear in the original movies that Han has quite a history, and we didn’t learn much of it at all. This could be very interesting, indeed.

The real issue with the Han Solo movie will be tone. It seems to me that this one might need to be the most purely fun movie of the coming flood of Star Wars movies. I hope that we don’t get a story that posits some kind of traumatic childhood for Han, or that postulates some other kind of massive tragedy in his youth that leads to him being the cynical pirate he is when we meet him in A New Hope. The thing is, he’s not all that cynical; it really doesn’t take much to get him to stick around long enough to bail Luke out at the Battle of Yavin. Han’s cynicism is more selfishness than the defeated fatalism of Captain Malcolm Reynolds of Firefly.

In fact, I wouldn’t mind not having much of an “origin” story at all. Why not just have an early adventure of Han’s? We don’t necessarily need to see Han meet Chewbacca, either. All those story beats are really obvious, aren’t they? Not that I wouldn’t be happy seeing them, but I think it would be a blast to have the movie open with Han and Chewie already together, already having adventures, and maybe — in the very first scene, maybe the very first shot — Han plays the hand at cards that wins him a new ship. Maybe he doesn’t like the new ship very much at first.

I hope there’s a lot of the Millennium Falcon in the Han Solo movie.

::  Oh, and one more thing? The Han Solo movie must be titled Star Wars: Never Tell Me The Odds. This is not negotiable, Disney and Lucasfilm!

I also have some thoughts on the current run of Star Wars comics, but those deserve their own post.

It’s a fun time to be a Star Wars fan, innit?

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