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  1. Not my favorite song, but it is one that I tend to like by anyone other than the Beatles than by the group.

  2. Yup…the greatest weapon the octopus menace unleashed upon the world – this song and the good will towards the octopus got people to view these spineless bulbheads as something adorable. They happily frolick under the sea in some liquid hippie utopia.

    Here's the reality. They would eat your FACE given half a chance but you huckleberries (not you personally just huckleberries in general) just have to go up to one and try to shake a tentacle. What the hell would compel you to do something like that? This thing in front of you is not a cartoon. It's not going to start playing eight instruments at the same time. It's a predator – a dangerous, smart and gossipy killer and your FACE is on the menu.

    So if you are currently in your 'octopuses' garden, might I suggest you swim for the surface with all your strength. Of course you know you are already dead but the cepalopods do enjoy the chase. They will respect you for trying to escape. It will go quicker for you at the end.

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