CHENEY ON CHICKENS: Vice
President Cheney talked to Tim Russert
about the persistent problem with Iraqi
chickens, and the way our troops keep
using them for target practice when they
cross the road. Of course, Cheney’s
explanation makes no sense, but you can’t
expect Russert to ask him any real questions,
such as why all those chickens are crossing
Iraqi roads in the first place. I’ll have more
to say about this later.
LAST WEEK, I had some thoughts
about General Wesley Clark and his deal
with chickens. I came to a startling new
idea about all this. More later.
OH, COME ON! Andrew Sullivan
won’t get off the subject of Carol Mosley
Braun’s recent announcement that she would
serve no chickens at her campaign stops.
He seems to literally think it’s because
Mosley Braun worships chickens, and she
always pulls to the side of the road when
a line of them cross the road. Andrew
doesn’t seem to be able to tell the difference
between a chicken and a duck. More later.
A PENTAGON INSIDER tells
me about Operation Chicken. More later.
