I don’t get nasty e-mails all that often, so when I do, it’s kind of fun, in a bizarre sort of way. Especially when the mail is so staggeringly illiterate as this one. Here it is:
YOUR A STUPID BITCH!
It’s Not supposed to be unpredictable
“children’s book!” …He made no mistakes
its a novel for leaning and imagination god…
Now, there’s lots of funny there, to be sure. It’s amusing to be taken to task for a book review by a person who can’t tell “your” from “you’re” and calls me a “stupid bitch”, thus demonstrating a failure to even read my GMR bio and note the masculine pronouns used there in reference to me. But the funniest thing about it is that in my review, I raved about the book in question! Seriously! I loved the book, and said so.
So I’m sent hate mail by someone because I didn’t like their favorite book enough. There’s something funny about that, oh yes….