Saturday Centus

This week we get 150 words, but we’re not allowed to use pictures. Oh well!

From the liner notes to the remastered If I Die Young, the one album released by Thrash Davis:

He was born Reginald Aloysius Bixby III, so it’s not hard to see why he eventually changed his name to Thrash Davis. His quiet youth ended in his mum’s kitchen when he found a wooden spoon and a saucepan, giving rise to a noisy passion that would last him all his short life. Davis would later revolutionize the drum set in much the same way that EVH revolutionized the guitar….

The title of Thrash’s first-and-only album proved eerily prophetic when his tour blimp crashed into that tire fire, leaving rock lovers worldwide to forever wonder what might have come in future albums, after fiery songs like “Comet Vomit”, “I Hate Jude”, and the ribald “Rhymes with Trucker”….

Mr Dylan can knock all he wants, but Thrash Davis is drum drum drummin’ on Heaven’s door.

Don’t forget — All Centusians are invited to Ask Me Anything!. I’ve started answering questions, but new ones are still welcome!

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Page One: A Tale of Two Cities


Page One: A Tale of Two Cities, originally uploaded by Jaquandor.

I posted about A Tale of Two Cities last week, but I figured it was still a prime candidate for Page One feature.

(BTW, is this feature popular at all amongst the readership? I’m enjoying it, but I’m not sure anyone else is….)

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Da doo Ron Ron….

Politics, below the fold.

Via PZ Myers, we have Ron Paul’s answer to the shocking question, “Do you believe in evolution?” (We’ll just set aside the notion that one can “believe in” evolution, kinda like how one “believes in” Santa Claus.)

I’m not surprised at all to hear Paul say “I don’t accept it, it’s just a theory”. No surprise there whatsoever. But what did catch my ear is his opening, where he says that it’s inappropriate to even ask the question in the first place.

Well, Mr. Paul, I like my Presidents to not be nitwits who disrespect science. Which is yet another reason why no Republican has ever won my vote for President. (Or for anything, really.)

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Answers, the first.

OK, we’re two weeks into the month, so it’s time to start dishing up some answers to questions asked as part of Ask Me Anything! Augusts 2011. (By the way, I’m not closing submissions yet! You can still ask stuff!)

Andy asks: So I was up there at the Sabres store in HSBC Arena AND everything WAS 1/2 TO 75% OFF!!! Do you know why?

I honestly don’t know, but I assume it’s for the usual reason: clearing out the old stuff in favor of the new stuff. I know that’s a boring answer, but there’s no way they’re not going to be selling lots of Sabres stuff there, so my guess is they’re clearing out inventory before they start bringing in newer items for next season, which I further assume Sabres management is banking upon for drawing in tons of people again. Anyone who doesn’t live here anymore might not realize it, but the excitement that surrounds the Sabres these days — especially since the new owner took over — genuinely rivals the excitement that surrounded the Bills during the Super Bowl years.

Or, maybe it’s all just a front and Terry Pegula is planning to move the Sabres to Albuquerque!

Sketch Element asks: I visit family in East Aurora about once a year in May or June. Can you recommend some neat things to do or places to go that I may not know about?

Any mention of East Aurora must include Vidler’s, of course, but everybody knows about Vidler’s. East Aurora also has a nice Mexican restaurant called Arriba Tortilla! that The Wife and I like a lot. (No, it’s probably not “authentic” enough for folks who care about “authenticity” in their ethnic-themed food. I, personally, do not.) East Aurora has a terrific farmer’s market that runs on Wednesdays and Saturdays, although The Wife thinks that there are more vendors present on Saturdays than Wednesdays.

Striking out a little farther from East Aurora, there are a bunch of nature options. It’s about a twenty minute drive to the Beaver Meadow Audubon Center, which includes a lot of walking trails and a nature center; in the other direction is Chestnut Ridge Park, in Orchard Park, which is a big park in the hills that is an incredibly popular summer picnic destination and place for walking, jogging, biking, and even a frisbee-golf course. If one enjoys antiquing, there is the amazing Orchard Park Antique Mall (fifteen minutes from East Aurora).

And these two suggestions don’t really help a May or June visit, but East Aurora is quite near any number of locations for New York State’s Maple Weekend (in March), and E.A. is a great starting point for what is, in my opinion, one of the finest autumn drives in the country, Route 20A between E.A. and Canandaigua.

As with most other spots in the Southtowns, the one thing that E.A. really lacks that would put it over the top, for me, is a good bike path. There aren’t any down here, and it’s a damned shame.

And a reader asks via e-mail: Why is August my favorite summer month?

Well, first, there’s weather. I dislike weather that is too hot and humid, and in Western NY, while our summers are generally fantastic, we almost always get one big blast of hot-and-humid, and it is almost always in July. Basically, every year I find two weeks of July sufficiently unpleasant that I don’t want to leave the apartment unless it is to ride in an air-conditioned vehicle to a place that is also air-conditioned. (One of my big fears of global warming is that the length of Unpleasant Summer in Buffalo is going to get longer and longer as time goes by.)

August, however, usually sees the trend shift a bit. The temperatures start to fall, only slightly at first, but enough to be noticeable, and humidity also starts to take a downward trend. In July, there are days when we have to run our apartment’s A/C all day; in August, we start to see days when I only have to run it for several hours in the evening when the heat of the apartment lags behind that of outside.

What else does August have going for it? Starting in late July and through a chunk of August, my favorite summer fruit is in season: peaches, nectarines, blueberries. Sweet corn peaks in August, and for several weeks we will dine on BLTs and sweet corn at least once a week. The Erie County Fair is in August. In sports, baseball’s pennant races are starting to heat up and football training camps are in full swing. And usually sometime in August is when I can think about wearing overalls without being all sweaty and stuff.

And really, August just starts five terrific months. August leads right into September, and then to October (my absolute favorite month of the year), and then November (Thanksgiving and the beginnings of Christmas), and finally December (Christmas, snow, the culmination of football). So much of the stuff I look forward to on a yearly basis happens during these five months. Sweet corn and BLTs, the Erie County Fair, Labor Day weekend, school starting, my birthday, the now-annual trip The Wife and I take to the Ithaca Apple Harvest Festival, my now-annual pie in the face from The Wife, Pumpkinville, Halloween, Thanksgiving, snow, shopping with The Wife, decorating The Store and Casa Jaquandor for Christmas, and Christmas itself.

Oh, and Little Quinn was born in August.

August is a great month!

More answers to come…and feel free to ask more questions!

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Avada….

And, just like that, Harry Potter is over.

I’d like to think that we’re not done with him, actually. JK Rowling is still on the young side, and she should have many years ahead of her. I wouldn’t mind at all if, maybe ten years from now, she decides to take up the pen again and let us in on what happens now. Maybe Hogwarts: The Next Generation. I posed this question on Facebook a bit ago, and one person said, “What’s wrong with having a story finished?” And I’m thinking, Was this Harry’s only story? The kid’s only in his 40s when the first story ends!

But anyway, about the movie of Deathly Hallows, or more specifically, part II of the movie of Deathly Hallows. I don’t think that a single bad film was made out of the entire lot of the Potter films — Chamber of Secrets comes closest, and even it is quite entertaining and watchable, even if it doesn’t really do a single thing to expand on the cinematic Potterverse from Sorceror’s Stone — and this one is, like all the others, quite fine indeed. No, it’s not perfect; none of them are. But they get a lot right in this one – just about everything they need to get right, actually.

It’s an odd thing, how the Harry Potter franchise has ended twice. First the books were all out, but the arrival of that final book – even though it finished the story and told us all that happened – didn’t really have that feeling of ending, precisely because we knew, at the time, that there were still three movies (which turned out to be four, what with the split of Deathly Hallows in two) to come. And sure enough, the real feeling of an ending, of an era closing, of Harry Potter now joining the ranks of things that are complete is here now, with this final movie.

When I discovered Harry Potter, there were just two books, but Prisoner of Azkaban came out shortly thereafter. This was in 1998 or 1999 or so. The movies didn’t start coming out until 2001. At the time I was skeptical that the filmmakers would be able to make all the books with primarily the same cast; I figured at least one of the major characters would have to be recast at some point in the line, but as it happened, the only one that had to be recast was Dumbledore, and that was because Richard Harris passed away after Chamber of Secrets.

I actually don’t have a great deal to say about Deathly Hallows part two — just some random notes, really. I thought it a wonderful close to the series in general.

:: I’m hard-pressed to think of a single weak link in the entire cast of this entire series of movies. I particularly admire Michael Gambon’s work as Albus Dumbledore, though. I’ve read some critiques of his interpretation of Dumbledore, but what he’s always managed to capture for me is the sense of distance that surrounds the character. In the books, even though Dumbledore often comes off as a kindly old man, there is always the hint of many things going on underneath his surface and that he has thoughts which are forever off-limits to Harry and friends. There’s an air of mystery that always surrounds Dumbledore that Gambon very ably captures. It would have been too easy for Gambon to play Dumbledore as “Gandalf the Second”, but to his credit, he never did.

:: Maggie Smith has been in great need of a real moment in these films, ever since the first one. And boy howdy, did she get one.

:: If ever they needed a partial reason to muddle with the script a bit and deviate from the books, the first ten minutes or so was probably it. Part One of Deathly Hallows ended on a perfect break point, but it left a less-than-enthralling starting point for Part Two. The plot gets boiling quickly enough, but there’s a bit of talking at the beginning that keeps the pacing down a bit.

:: Our Big Three – Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and Emma Watson – have really grown well over the course of these films. They’ve developed finely as actors, and the series frankly would not work at all if they hadn’t. Grint and Watson shine as they come together finally as a couple, and Radcliffe? He just takes over. He really does. His Harry Potter in this movie (and in the previous half) is finally coming of age as a Wizard, and Radcliffe nails that portrayal, right down to his sad but serene acceptance that he must go to what he thinks is his own death.

:: I love Ralph Fiennes as Voldemort. I really do. Until now he has played Voldemort in a quietly menacing way, but then, when his victory seems utterly at hand, he begins to mug and preen and gloat and allow his overconfidence to show. It’s really quite superb, and I think Voldemort will be remembered well in the annals of movie villains.

:: And then there’s Alan Rickman, who finally gets his payoff as Severus Snape. He’s just a great, great actor. He truly is. His resignation when he knows that death is less than a minute away, and his willingness to at last show emotions to Harry Potter that he has kept tightly in control for all these years, is terribly heartbreaking. “Take them,” he says, referring to his own tears; and, of course, his last reminder to Harry that he has his mother’s eyes. The only thing missing – and it’s more JK Rowling’s problem than anyone’s with the film – is insight into just how Snape was able to keep hold of himself during all the years he had to do awful things on little more assurance than Dumbledore’s faith in him.

:: OK, the very last battle between Harry and Voldemort? I can’t quite make up my mind about it. It’s filmed wonderfully, but it’s done very differently in the book, where Harry and Voldemort circle each other, talking, before the final bit of magic comes. Harry’s explanation as to why the Elder Wand won’t kill him no matter who commands it to? In the book, Harry says that to Voldemort before the end, and it creates terrific suspense: Is Harry right, or is he wrong? In the movie, though, we don’t learn this until afterwards, and to me it felt like the wrong time to do it. Even if David Yates was going to save the explanation for afterwards, there still should have been a line for Harry, something like “The Elder Wand will never kill me, Tom Riddle. And you’re too blind and twisted to figure out why.”

I also loved how, in the book, that final confrontation comes as everyone – the entire cast that isn’t dead by that point – is gathered round to watch. Everyone sees what happens, everyone hears it. In the movie, Harry and Voldemort have their final moment alone, unwitnessed by everyone (except Ron and Hermione). But then, I loved Harry’s “Let’s finish this as we started – together!” before he grabs Voldemort and jumps off the tower. And I loved how Voldemort’s demise was depicted – no sudden flash of death, but his screaming as his body suddenly and slowly fragmented into ash that fluttered away in the breeze. It was a very striking moment. The problem was that there wasn’t enough build-up to it, so when Voldemort started to disintegrate, I was thinking, “Wait, that’s it? Harry beat him already?” At the very least, those last two dueling spells should have been shouted out, as they were in the book, with Voldemort’s Avada kedavra meeting Harry’s Expelliarmus head-on.

So on one hand, it bugged me that Harry never explained to Voldemort just why the Elder Wand wouldn’t work for him. But on the other, how great is it that Hermione asked Harry why the Elder Wand didnt’ work for Voldemort? The most important bit of magical knowledge in the entire series comes down to something Harry knew and figured out, something that no one else did. He’s come along way from having to ask Hermione to explain things. Harry won’t be looking to Hermione to explain the pronunciation of “Leviosa” anymore, that’s for sure.

:: But then, I am glad that Yates and company didn’t include the Hogwarts ghost who flew around right after the battle in the book, chanting “Voldy’s gone moldy, so let’s have some fun!” That may have worked in the book, but it would have been an awful thing in the movie.

:: The film’s overall look is fantastic, and I love how in the epilogue, the washed-out colors are gone and we’re back to the bright palette of the first film. It’s a key visual way in which the film shows us that the rightful order has been restored. I still think that a nice touch would have been to have Dudley Dursley show up on Platform 9.75, with his own muggle-born wizard kid in tow, but that’s Rowling’s fault, not the filmmakers. Oh well.

So…that’s it for Harry Potter, I suppose. I do find it kind of saddening, but that’s the great thing about stories, isn’t it? They’re always writing more. And hey! So am I.

(But really, Ms. Rowling? You need to start writing something, if you hadn’t already.)

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Head on Desk

Spoilers for Hell’s Kitchen and Master Chef, under Inviso-text — highlight to read.

Good lord, both of these shows irritated the hell out of me tonight. If anyone has ever questioned the clear fact that for all the onscreen stuff involving Gordon Ramsay and the other two guys on Master Chef are deciding who stays and who leaves, it’s really the producers who are calling the shots, there can be no doubt now. Each show had a person or two who really deserved to leave on the basis of what they did in the episode, and in both cases, those people were spared.

On HK, either Elise or Carrie should have been booted. It was painfully obvious, from the way both cooked terribly, and from the way that as soon as both of them were booted out of dinner service, the Red Team found its groove and completed dinner service with few hitches. And on Master Chef, it was clear that Christian attempted to weasel out of responsibility for his and Suzy’s loss in the challenge, and that his lemon meringue pie was not as good as Suzy’s. But on HK, both Elise and Carrie were spared and Ramsay pulled a surprise eviction of Jamie (who had been part of the red team’s recovery after the Drama Queens were sent upstairs), and on Master Chef, Suzy was given the boot.

I really can’t see any rationale for this other than the producers of each show basically telling Gordon Ramsay and company that he had to keep around the people who produced the most conflict, which in reality teevee terms translates to “the best teevee”. This is the problem with these shows where eliminations are supposedly decided by the show’s star/host: it’s clear that the producers have input.

I remember the second or third season of The Apprentice, when in a “shocking” boardroom sequence, Donald Trump fired four people at once. This was billed as a stunning development, but if one considered that the show’s numbers of both contestants and episodes were known well in advance, it became clear that that season was specifically set up so that Trump would have to do a mass firing at some point or other. It’s the same thing here. There’s no doubt in my mind that the producers told Ramsay, “No way are you getting rid of Elise or Carrie just yet.” And that sucks, because watching the two of them is just annoying now.

And what exactly makes a ‘sexy’ dessert, anyway? OK, end of rant!

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Sentential Links #256

OOPS! I had this post done yesterday and saved it as a Draft, instead of actually scheduling it to appear at its normal time. Whoopsies. Anyway, cruisin’ right along!

:: The last leg of the half marathon was the hardest. People gather down the home stretch to cheer you to the finish line. They wouldn’t shut up no matter how much I yelled at them. I couldn’t concentrate and forgot what I was doing. Someone brought their dog with them and I remember thinking how easily I could beat it up. (Greg Bauch is a radio producer in Buffalo, with WGR, the local sports-talk station. He’s also an extremely funny guy — he’s the voice in WGR’s “Greg Buck” segments, such as this hilarious example.)

:: Ever have a bad editor?

It is the Tenth Level of Hell. (Former Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Jim Shooter has a blog! It’s interesting reading, especially since his stewardship of Marvel was when I was at my height as a comics fan and reader.)

:: I too am an analog man. While I bought CDs, eventually, my first love is the LP. (I keep thinking about these kinds of things. I tend to get sad whenever something new supplants something I used to use and like a lot, but I tend to adapt fairly well. But I suppose everybody has their point, and I’m not sure I’ll ever give up paper books, even though I know that I’ll have to get an e-reader at some point. Hmmmm.)

:: I suppose every writer eventually gets to this place. The place where the words pour onto the keyboard relatively effortlessly (relative to the previous place where writing is, as RW so aptly put it, “like shoveling sludge”). The hands become robotic and are connected to the brain through a direct, straight-lined channel. You hear, view, smell, taste, and feel life around you through the writing. Everything and everyone you encounter is material that can be used somewhere. It gets weird. Multi-dimensional. Surreal. (In my experience, this state is the reward for writing every day. The mistake many make is in waiting for this state to happen, all on its own. Doesn’t work that way.)

:: Yet, as I contemplated the possibility of change, I came to the conclusion that — just because my story has a fantasy trope or three — I don’t have to fall into any ruts or cliches.

:: Incidentally, what the hell is Goofy anyhow? I never have gotten an answer to that question… (Stand By Me is twenty-five years old. Wow. You know what was really stupid about this movie? It was rated R. I had to have my mom take me to see it. That’s insane.)

:: No, really. The man was buried with a power saw.

More next week!

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