Sunday Burst of Weird and AWESOME!

I’m retitling this weekly feature, so as to take the emphasis a little off the “weird” and put it more on the AWESOME which I often tend to post in this series anyway. OK? OK! Oddities abound!

:: With the exception of that road in Bolivia, which would almost certainly either scare the living crap out of me or outright kill me, I’d cheerfully drive any one of these roads. Wow!

:: I waffled on linking this here or in Sentential Links, because it’s pretty well written as a crude humor piece. But I’m going to put it here, I suppose. There’s a spice mix out there called “Satan’s Ashes”, which is apparently as hot as food can possibly get. A guy decided to make, and eat, a curry using this stuff. Hilarity ensues, in a post called The Day My Arse Died.

Satan’s Ashes are comprised of the usual things you might expect in a quality curry powder: Garam Masala, Cumin and so on but also the Dorset Naga chilli (880,000 on the Scoville scale), the Naga Morich (953,721 on the Scoville scale) and the infamous Bhut Jolokia which – at 1,001,304 Scoville units is the world’s hottest chilli pepper. To put that into some kind of context, that makes the Bhut Jolokia over 100 times hotter than a Jalapeno, 20 times hotter than a Tobasco pepper and 3 times hotter than a Scotch Bonnet.

In India, Bhut Jolokia is smeared on fences to repel elephants. This noxious, possibly poisonous substance which even elephants have no truck with, was precisely what I intended to put in my mouth and eventually pass out of my arse.

I’m reaching for a water bottle just thinking about this. He’s got pictures, too! (Don’t worry, no horrible pictures or anything. It’s a food post. With inedible food.)

:: Check out this gallery of the posters NASA produces for each space mission it launches. Some of these are great.

More next week!

Share This Post

Food: I like it!

I’ve been doing a greater than normal amount of blogging about food this year, haven’t I? Oh well, it’s all part of my rediscovered love of cooking and whatnot. Here are some recent doings in Food at Casa Jaquandor.

:: I do love a good salad! I tend to keep my salads fairly minimalistic; I don’t pile on numerous kinds of veggies and other things for an enormous explosion of different kinds of flavors. My favorite salad these days consists of lettuce (of a dark green variety) or spinach, a can of tuna, and a dressing. Here’s a non-tuna salad I had last week:

Salad: the dinner of champions!

All that’s on this is the lettuce, a tomato that I diced up, and a dressing of extra virgin olive oil and red wine vinegar. A hunk of good bread is a must for sopping up what’s left of the oil and vinegar after I’ve eaten the salad.

:: Waffles are wonderful in all possible ways. I love waffles. I adore waffles. I couldn’t live without waffles.

The bestest of all possible meals.

My favorite way to have waffles is the basic way, with a couple of sausages on the side and covered in beautiful, beautiful maple syrup. The real stuff, that is — a few years ago we bought some real maple syrup for a recipe and used the rest of the bottle on waffles and pancakes, after which we realized that we’d never be able to go back to Mrs. Butterworth’s or Log Cabin or whatever else. Gotta be real maple syrup.

Most times we make normal, classic waffles. We do own a Belgian waffle maker which we dust off once in a while for a change of pace; Belgian waffles are nice from time to time. (They tend to have a lighter batter and have larger squares.) One restaurant we used to go to had an ice cream sundae that consisted of half a Belgian waffle onto which they would plop a scoop or two of vanilla ice cream and then top the whole thing with hot fudge. Ooooooh, now I want one of those.

Waffles rock!

:: We’re huge fans of sausage at Casa Jaquandor; sausage is wonderful stuff. Italian sausage, Polish sausage, pork breakfast sausage, and our favorites, bratwurst! The best way to have brats is to grill them over charcoal, obviously, but pan-frying them is a good way to go in a pinch (or when it’s winter in Buffalo and you just don’t feel like digging the grill out from under the snowpack that covers it).

Droollllll....

I prefer to brown them on a medium-high setting on their sides, and then turn the heat down to cook them through all the way. When cooking inside, I’ll put a bit of liquid — water or beer — into the pan to keep the smoking down. These bratwursts are cooked perfectly, I must say.

Don’t turn them too much, just enough to keep them from getting too brown on one side.

Turn, turn, turn....

When finished, serve in buns. I slather mine with mustard (either brown mustard, like Gulden’s, or horseradish yellow mustard, like Webbers — French’s Yellow Mustard is just wrong for brats). The Wife likes to slather her mustard on both sides of the bun, as opposed to my way (the top of the sausage). Nothing wrong with that practice at all; I just like it this way.

Brats! Wurst!

(Let’s not discuss the tater tots, OK? I thought I had a can of Bush’s Baked Beans for the side dish, and it turned out I didn’t. As I didn’t have time to do proper roasted potatoes, it was tater tots for the side dish. My preferred side dish for brats is potato salad, anyway. Oops.)

:: The day after St. Patrick’s Day, The Daughter suddenly exclaimed, “We never had Shamrock Shakes!” Yes, we like the minty green shakes from the shake machine at Mickey Dee’s, but…well, they’re from a machine. And I’m not even sure if Mickey Dee’s even had them this year. Usually they advertise these a little, right? Actually, I have no idea what’s going on at Mickey Dee’s anymore. We’re not much for the fast food scene these days.

And in any event, I have the ability to make my own Shamrock Shakes. You’re finished, Shake Nazi! No more Shakes for you! Next!

OK, where was I? Well, this is very easy to do. It’s ice cream, milk, and flavoring.

Ice cream goes into the blender:

"Shamrock Shakes" I

Followed by milk:

"Shamrock Shakes" II

"Shamrock Shakes" III

Followed then by flavoring, in this case, creme de menthe syrup:

"Shamrock Shakes" IV

And then, we blend!

"Shamrock Shakes" V

(Blending is more fun if you make a mock face of horror as the blender goes to town.)

After blending, we pour!

"Shamrock Shakes" VI

And finally, we enjoy.

"Shamrock Shakes" VII

These didn’t turn out as smooth as I wanted, which means that my blender setting wasn’t high enough. They were still mighty fun and tasty, though. Obviously, one can change up the flavor any way one wishes, simply by using a different flavoring — I’ve made maple shakes by putting maple syrup in instead of creme de menthe, for example. And it occurs to me that adult shakes could be made by using rums or some kind of liqueur.

So there you have it — recent food follies at Casa Jaquandor!

Share This Post

Why so serious?

A while back, The Wife and I watched The Dark Knight. What did we think of it?

Well, The Dark Knight is certainly a good movie, but wow, it’s dark. Really dark. It’s a grim, grim, grim movie. It’s so grim that when The Wife and I finally watched it recently, we each liked it but we each also felt the need to decompress after with a couple of episodes of Mad About You. There is almost no humor in The Dark Knight, which may seem kind of ironic, considering that the villain this time out is the Joker, but then, the film also understands that there’s nothing funny at all about the Joker. That’s something the first Tim Burton batfilm didn’t really understand, to that film’s detriment. Who, watching that movie, didn’t find the Joker just a bit awesome and fun? The Dark Knight gives us a Joker whose jokes just aren’t funny in the slightest, because they almost invariably involve someone dying horribly.

I don’t have a lot to say about the movie that hasn’t been written before. I’m actually not the biggest fan of Batman around, and I’ve never found Batman to be the eternal source of Awesome that many do. I like the character’s somewhat grim background, but lots of characters have grim backgrounds, and it always seems to me that Bruce Wayne’s background is pretty contradictory — he’s able to build this enormous business empire despite a near total lack of ability to sustain any kind of human relationship. I don’t know, but there’s always something about Bruce Wayne that makes me want to slap him and say, “Jeez, man, you’ve got it made! Quit brooding over everything!”

Basically it seems that the current notion of Batman is to take, say, the brooding qualities of Peter Parker and crank them up to 11. Spiderman defeats the villain but can’t reap the rewards? Well, Batman defeats the villain and becomes a total pariah from society! Batman is haunted by the deaths of just about every single person he’s ever allowed to become close! Batman doesn’t even seem to enjoy the gizmos he gets to play with; at least Peter Parker gets to enjoy web-slinging his way around New York.

I admired The Dark Knight‘s production quality (even though some of the action sequences are a bit hard to follow). One thing I liked is that a surprising amount of the film takes place in bright daylight, including the bank heist that opens the movie. All of the promotional materials, trailers, everything for the movie — including the ending of the previous movie — paint a picture of Gotham City as being a place of constant darkness and rain, not unlike the Los Angeles of Blade Runner. Thus it came as a bit surprising that when the movie opens, it’s mid-afternoon on a bright sunny day. You don’t need physical dark to have a dark movie, after all.

That’s about all I have to say about The Dark Knight. I liked it, thought it was really good, et cetera. But wow, I wish Batman was even a little fun to be around.

Share This Post

Sorry for the radio silence….

…but it’s been a really busy week, and come to think of it, the weekend is pretty jammed up, too. Yowza.

(BTW, on a “metablog” note, I’m noticing that sometimes I approve comments for publishing here, and yet, for some reason, they don’t actually appear, and then I notice when I log on a day or two later that I have a comment awaiting moderation. Odd….)

Share This Post

Something for Thursday

OK, I didn’t forget this week. I’ve just had an abnormally busy couple of days, and I didn’t even have time to pre-select this week’s selection and schedule it for publication.

Anyway, here’s a little proof that classical music doesn’t have to be serious or stuffy; it can be downright silly at times. It’s Aaron Copland’s song “I Bought Me a Cat”.

This particular baritone is Thomas Quasthoff, whom I’ve heard on several recordings. I never knew, until I saw this video and did a little research, that he was a Thalidomide baby. Wow.

Share This Post

Wasted moments….

Tonight, the Moon was only the tiniest of slivers. Also, earlier this evening, a Facebook friend posted something in her Status about how amazing it was to look up into the night sky and see the International Space Station. (Apparently its reflected light was very bright tonight, and the sky was clear.) I had a rock-solid perfect set-up to say: “That’s no space station, that’s a moon!”, but there’s no way she would have got the joke.

Sigh…it’s hard being a geek sometimes….

Share This Post

Break time!

Wednesday is Donut Day!

My Facebook friends know that on Wednesdays, I like to celebrate “Hump Day”, past the midpoint of which the week is all downhill, with the indulgence of a donut or two at my mid-morning break. Above you see two of my unwitting victims: a coconut frycake donut, and a glazed cruller. These I wash down with coffee (from that orange mug there), whilst either reading or talking with a coworker who is at my location of The Store two weeks per month.

And what do I read? Lots of stuff. But right now, of course, it’s this:

What break looks like....

Boo-yeah!

I usually go on break about 10:30 in the morning, after I’ve been there about three hours. Other people take their breaks earlier than that, but I find that the day bogs down too quickly if I break too early. At one job I had, years ago, the work day started at 8:00 am, and lots of people in the office would take break at 9:00! I’ve never understood that — how can you need a break after one hour of working? For me, late breaks and late lunches have always been the rule.

So how do you spend your breaks?

(I used Blogger’s scheduled-posts ability to have this post go “live” at the time I usually go on break on Wednesdays. So, if you’re reading this just as the post went live, I’m on break right now!)

Share This Post

A quiz thing!

I haven’t done a quiz-thing in a long time, so here I go! This is from Cal’s Canadian Cave of Coolness. The quiz starts off genteel enough, but then at question nine, veers into controversy.

1. What were doing 10 years ago?

Wondering what the next step in life was. The Daughter was nine months old, I had no idea what I wanted to do in life, and…yeah.

2. Five snacks that you enjoy in a perfect, non weight-gaining world?

Snacks only? Not just foods? Cheetos, popcorn popped in coconut oil, cookies of all types, donuts, and potato chips.

3. Five things you would do if you were a billionaire:

I’ll assume to this to mean “I’ve just acquired one billion dollars”: buy a nice house on a big plot of land someplace near Buffalo, preferably in East Aurora and preferably an old farm house; give ten million dollars to the Buffalo and Erie County Public Library, the BPO, the Albright-Knox Art Gallery, the Burchfield-Penney, and the Buffalo Science Museum; buy as much of Forrest J. Ackerman’s old collection as I could and move it to Buffalo for display; find some enterprising young buck who wants to own his own business and give him money so he can bring In-and-Out Burger to Buffalo; and I’d buy pizza. For everybody I know. For a year.

4. Three of your habits:

Blogging, coffee/tea drinking, eating things I shouldn’t.

5. Five jobs that you’ve had:

Library aide, office tech, restaurant shift manager, telesales drone, maintenance genius

6. Five places that you’ve lived:

Pittsburgh, PA; Hillsboro, OR; La Crosse, WI; Elkins, WV; Allegany, NY.

7. Five things that you did yesterday:

Went to church, watched Return of the Jedi, wrote, read the paper, made school lunch.

8. Five people you would want to get to know more about:

George Lucas, Sergei Rachmaninov, my great-grandparents (I know virtually nothing about my family history), Robert Schumann, and you! Yes, you! You, the one reading this!

9. Abortion: for or against it?

I’m pro-choice, as I think the decision belongs with the woman, and I can’t bring myself to the belief that what exists at conception, or at most points along the way, is an actual human being.

10. Do you think the world would fail with a female president?

Eventually, yes. Same as with a male president. We’re humans; failure is what we do. Now, would the chances of learning from our failures go up with a woman President? I’d like to think so.

11. Do you believe in the death penalty?

No. Not at all. I’ve tried the “Well, if the crime’s bad enough” thing, and I just don’t know how you make that call. Easier to just say, “No.”

12. Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?

Sure, why not?

13. Are you for or against premarital sex?

I could not possibly care less if people engage in premarital sex.

14. Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?

Yes. Now.

15. Do you think it’s wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?

Nope. The more, the merrier! Come on over, folks!

16. Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?

It bothers me when I see in the news that a young man, aged nineteen or twenty, has been killed in Iraq or Afghanistan. If you can legally put yourself in harm’s way for your country, then you should be able to have a wee dram now and then.

17. Should the war in Iraq be called off?

You know, I was one of those boneheads who supported it at first (but not as some essential component of the “War on Terror”; I just thought that Saddam was a very bad man and that the world’s powers should do more to deal with very bad men when they become dictators). But as it went on, more and more I thought, “What the hell are we doing here?!” Now, I think we need to get the hell out of there.

18. Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?

One should be able to choose to die. I do think it should only be legal for terminal persons, however.

19. Do you believe in spanking children?

No. No, no, no.

20. Do you worry that others will judge you from reading some of your answers?

Not really; there’s not likely to be any real surprise to any of my answers here, for anyone who has read my blog for any length of time.

Share This Post

ForgottenStars.net

The official site of Kelly Sedinger: Reader, writer, photographer, and dreamer

Skip to content ↓