Rats, Robots and Retirees, oh my!

I know, I know – Pixar Studios has yet to make a bad movie, and their least effort is merely really good. I know. But after finding their work amazing as everybody else did for several years, I’ve been disappointed by their last two films, WALL-E and Up. And yet, both of these films seem to generally receive almost unanimously high praise. Odd. In each case, though, I was entranced by the early part of the film and let down by the latter part. Each film left me with the odd sense that the filmmakers just didn’t have the total confidence they needed to keep following the threads of their stories in the directions they wanted to go, so each film, after a remarkable start, settles into something a lot more familiar and a lot more routine. Neither film seemed as good to me, as strong, as the previous films in the Pixar canon – Ratatouille, The Incredibles, and my favorite Pixar film to date, Finding Nemo.

(Yes, I omit Cars from that pantheon — I like that movie more than most, but I do have to concede its problems, especially in the area that we fantasy lovers call “worldbuilding”. As finely done as Cars is, it’s often just a bit too hard to really buy into the world of the movie. Hard enough to accept that these sentient cars live in a landscape that is so clearly human in its design – I constantly found myself wondering things like “Why would cars build hotels that look like hotels?” and “In a world where the dominant lifeform is the car, what possible purpose do tractors serve?”. Even more damaging, though, were the automobile-related physical landmarks in the film, like big rock ridges shaped like radiators and tail-fins. Things like that really kept me, at least in part, outside the film for most of the time. And still, it’s a really likable and watchable movie.)

So: Ratatouille, which I watched in its entirety for the first time just a few weeks ago. I’d already seen lots of it, perhaps eighty percent of it, in bits and pieces on nights when The Daughter watched it. I loved this film a great deal, when I finally watched it from beginning to end. Its strengths are the same as all of the great Pixar films: character and story, of course, but I also think that the best Pixar films also achieve something visually that most, if not all, of the other animation studios only scratch at: visual beauty. Ratatouille is a gorgeous film. Setting the film in Paris, the animators imbue every frame with a glowing appearance, befitting Remy (our rat hero) and his view of Paris as ultimate land of culinary dreams come true. Even in the scenes set in dark places, the film has “pockets” of light, such as the rooms, and the tableaus within, that Remy briefly looks down upon as he runs through the floorboards and plumbing ducts of the great city.

More than that, Ratatouille, as a film, has the courage of its convictions as it plays out. This is important, and it’s a big reason why I was somewhat unsatisfied by Wall-E and Up.

In the first case, we have the story of the “little trash robot that could”. I’ve got to be honest: the first half of that movie is utterly engrossing, and it’s all the more engrossing because it all plays out without dialog to explain things along the way. All we hear are ambient sounds as Wall-E does his daily routine in his world (which is our world, after we’ve piled it so high with garbage that we’ve literally abandoned it). Onto his world arrives another robot, this one clearly feminine and far more advanced than Wall-E, and there’s a very gentle kind of thing that goes on in the movie next as the two robots get to know each other. Or, rather, as Wall-E tries to get to know Eve, who at first doesn’t seem terribly interested in Wall-E at all.

Eventually the movie brings us back to the world of humans, which is roughly where I felt the film deflate a bit. A lot of the film’s magic seems to go away when the humans are around. The notion is that we’ve become so technologically advanced that we need literally do nothing for ourselves, so we’ve all become a very fat and sedentary species. In fact, the greatest human accomplishment depicted in the movie is when one particular human actually stands up. The old “dangers of technological reliance” chestnut is a very old SF plot; we’ve seen it many times before and will doubtless see it many more times to come. In Wall-E it’s just OK, but to be honest, every time our attention in the movie is directed to the humans, I found myself thinking, within seconds, “Can we get back to the two robots?”

I think it’s because the scenes between Wall-E and Eve are so good that the other stuff ends up feeling perfunctory, and I started to suspect that maybe the Pixar folks just couldn’t bring themselves to do what I wish they’d have done: made the two robots and their love story the entire movie, with no human presence at all. At no point did I wonder where the humans were or if they’d ever come back to Earth; I didn’t need to know how the terraforming of our own home planet would come to pass. All I wanted to see was the interaction of the trash robot and the sleek explorer robot.

The scene where Wall-E and Eve “dance” in space is one of the most magical things I’ve ever seen in a movie, but that scene almost seems to max out the movie’s magic quotient.

That brings me to Up. Again, I felt let down by Pixar about halfway through the film, when for no reason I can discern, they took a captivating narrative that had been casting an irresistible spell over me and went instead in a much more conventional direction.

Up begins with a sequence that has been lauded by nearly everyone I’ve heard comment on the film. We meet our hero, Carl Frederickson, as a young boy who is obsessed with the exploratory adventures of one of those Charles Lindbergh-types who used to go around the world, into the unexplored places of our planet, and come back with thrilling tales of wonderment, until he too disappeared. Carl meets a girl with the same obsession, Ellie, and over the next few minutes the film takes us through Carl and Ellie’s life together – as childhood friends, then sweethearts, then husband and wife. The film depicts, with little or no dialog, the day they move into their house, the day they lose their baby, the days they spend quietly together while still nursing thoughts of adventure in their minds, and finally, Ellie’s fatal illness. By the time we get to the meat of the story, Carl is an old and somewhat bitter widower.

The sleepy street he lives on has become Development Hell, and the developers want him to move so they can finish their big skyscraper or something like that. They seem to finally get the upper hand on him, forcing him to abandon his house (and, by extension, his life with Ellie) and move to an old folks’ home – but Carl ties thousands of helium-filled balloons to his chimney, lifting the house free from its foundations. Thus does he set his sights on South America, where he hopes the find the almost mythical locale that eluded the disappeared adventurer from his youth. It’s just Carl and his house, floating southward beneath a giant bunch of balloons. Carl settles himself into his favorite armchair for the journey, when there’s a knock at his door. It turns out that when the house had broken free of its moorings, a local boy scout named Russell, who needs to get that last badge to complete his training for whatever the next level up happens to be, was on his porch about to knock the door when the house took flight. The film is now a tale of an unlikely friendship that is slow to develop as Carl must start to set aside some of his bitterness, now that this kid who is young and earnest but prone to screwing up is along for the ride.

All of this is wonderful stuff. Really, it is; the way the film doesn’t shy from some of the darker aspects of life and the whimsical manner of Carl’s escape from his old life in precisely an effort to grab the last bit of his old life he has left to him struck me as reminiscent of a Roald Dahl story. Don’t like where you are? Then float away to somewhere else in your own house using a bunch of balloons! That’s a totally Roald Dahl-ish kind of story to tell. Likewise, the friendship between an old man and an awkward young kid put me in mind of another favorite kid-lit author of mine, John Bellairs. I loved the movie pretty much up until the inevitable moment when it’s finally revealed what became of the adventurer whose exploits Carl and Ellie had worshiped as children.

To be fair, I didn’t hate what ensued from that point in the movie. The talking dogs are pretty funny, after all. And the film’s use of flight as a motif seemed to be a nice homage to the work of Hayao Miyazaki. The problem I had is that until we meet the old adventurer in his old zeppelin, everything in the movie seems new and fresh, while everything that happens after that just seemed routine. All of the film’s magic and whimsy disappears as it becomes another race-against-time, chase-the-bad-guy-before-he-can-do-something-awful kind of flick. It greatly disappointed me that a movie as astonishingly good in its first half, so full of imagination and spirit, has an ending that involves fisticuffs and heroes dangling precariously above terrifying heights while the villain cackles. If only the filmmakers had had enough imagination to give Up a conclusion that didn’t let the first half of their film down so far.

I’m not down on Pixar per se, but I must admit that their recent films haven’t thrilled me as much as they have many others. I’m rooting for them to return to form. Perhaps they’ll surprise me with Toy Story 3, a sequel which just doesn’t strike me as particularly necessary. We’ll see. As I said, Pixar has yet to make a bad film.

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The Ball of the Foot

Some random babblings ’bout football:

:: Wow, the Steelers really have this suck-good-suck thing going on, don’t they? They’re awesome and win the Super Bowl, then they suck, then they get better, then they win the Super Bowl again, and now they suck. Weird.

:: I admit that I thought for sure that Brett Favre would start to stink up the joint at some point, and aside from that one game against the Cardinals, he hasn’t. But then, the Vikings’ schedule has really helped him out, hasn’t it? First, they play in a bad division (even though the Packers seem to be catching on finally); second, they’re in a dome; third, with just two or three exceptions (which are almost all behind them anyway), it seems as though each time they face a good teams, they’re at home, and their road games have been mostly against bad teams. I don’t know, but I don’t see them beating New Orleans on the road. But then, eleven years ago I didn’t see Atlanta beating Minnesota on the road, either….

:: Kurt Warner is a Hall of Famer, and I’ll have strong words with anyone who says he isn’t. I love that guy.

:: If nothing else, I’ll always love the 2009 season for giving me this scene:

:: I heard quite a bit of talk radio chatter today about Randy Moss, who is apparently in a bit of hot water in New England right now because he might not be squeezing out maximum effort. Well, no one has a right to be shocked about this at all. I recall one sports pundit writing this, shortly after the Patriots’ not-quite-undefeated season thudded to a close:

And then there’s Randy Moss, who somehow gets credit this year for being on his best behavior, which is his history as a player, when he is winning. If Moss re-signs with New England, and he’s still with them in two or three years, let’s see how happy he’s acting if the team is 10-6 and making an early exit in the playoffs. I have a strong feeling that we haven’t seen the last of the “I don’t play hard all the time” Randy Moss.

That was me, by the way. Boo-yeah!

:: This time of year brings many things to football fans. If you’re an NFC East team fan (aside from the Redskins), you’re rooting for a playoff run. If you’re a Colts fan, you’re thinking about selling your tickets to the remaining home games because they’re going to be on autopilot until the playoffs get here. And if you’re a Bills fan, you debate your fellow fans on the issue of whether it would be better for the team to lose out, and get a better draft pick, then keep trying to “fight the good fight” and pick up a meaningless win or two. I can sort of understand the sentiment, but to me, this thinking is somewhat wrong-headed.

Consider that teams like New England, Indianapolis, and Pittsburgh have been good for years now, despite rarely picking in the top five of the draft, if ever. How do they do it? Those franchises have GMs and front offices that know how to evaluate talent and how to make the most of the draft choices they have. Those franchises are constantly picking guys who develop into studs, and they don’t need to be in the top five of the draft to do it. That’s what the Bills lack, and have lacked, for years.

The Bills are likely to pick somewhere around tenth this year. Maybe they’ll get as high as seventh. At that spot, they can still get a good player, or even trade down to add picks later in the draft. But they desperately need a new front office to make this work.

Put it this way: would I rather have the Bills’ current brain trust running the draft if they had the top pick in each round, or would I rather have a clone of Bill Polian running the Bills’ draft if they were only picking twentieth? Yeah, I’m gonna go with the latter. So, losing or winning right now doesn’t matter, except for the possibility that winning their way to 7-9 or even 8-8 might cause Ralph Wilson to conclude that the front office is just fine, even though these are the guys who traded up for JP Losman and John McCargo, took Aaron Maybin over Brian Orakpo, decided that Haloti Ngata wasn’t as big a stud as Donte Whitner, and so on. That would be disaster.

A lot of thinking, given that I haven’t even been watching football lately!

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Western New York in Winter


Chestnut Ridge (5), originally uploaded by Jaquandor.

The other day we took a trek up to Chestnut Ridge Park, a county-run preserve in the hills south of Buffalo. We don’t get there all that often, for reasons passing understanding, since the park is about fifteen minutes from Casa Jaquandor, and that’s if you hit all the red lights. The place is gorgeous in winter, and was the scene last weekend for an annual Christmas-themed event, with crafts and cookies and hot chocolate and Santa and sledding and “hayrides” (involving a big passenger wagon pulled by a big pickup truck).

After we completed our run through the activities in the big building (called the Casino) at the main gate of the park, we took a quick drive up into the park and back, and as we did so, I rolled down my window and snapped a bunch of photos. This one was taken as we approached a bridge over one of the streams that runs through the park. It was a really beautiful winter day.

(The rest of the photos are on my Flickr stream.)

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Sentential Links #192

Linkage! Get your linkage here!

:: When whatever industry it is that comes to dominate the American economy in the 21st Century the way the auto industry dominated the 20th comes to the realization that it is faced with cripling liability exposure as a result of a tort system rooted in the economics of the 19th Century we will either see change, or the collapse of that industry. It is only a question of time.

:: So if I was as young, good looking, rich, famous, and talented as Tiger Woods, my role model wouldn’t be Tiger Wood.

It would be Warren Beatty.

If you’re going to be a selfish, narcissistic, philandering jerk, you ought to at least be a gentleman about it.

:: I first met Lester Bangs via the telephone. I was a bored teenager. Growing up in South Florida in the early 70’s, there weren’t many people who liked the Stooges and the Velvet Underground. I read Creem and Rock Scene and zines like Who Put The Bomp, Back Door Man, Denim Delinquent, The Rock Marketplace, Gulcher, Punk (the original Punk from Buffalo which predated the New York mag by two years). I used to call the Creem offices in Michigan around midnight every couple of weeks. Lester was always there, usually speeding away, editing and writing. Sometimes he was drunk, or high on cough syrup. I remember him playing me a test pressing of Patti Smith’s Horses over the phone in its entirety. (Fascinating post on the great rock critic Lester Bangs.)

:: Bing Crosby always reminds me of Christmas. And not just because of his famous movie and song, White Christmas (of which Otis Redding brilliantly covered), but because he encapsulates everything about Christmas — the dreams, the hopes, the sentiment, the lights (linger on…your pale blue eyes, Bing), the well meaning and the holiday, and yet, the haunted quality of tradition — the Shining like reminder of times gone past. Like Christmas, Bing carries eerie memories and an underlying dysfunction. And in real life, Bing was no saint.

:: Well, this sucks: it seems the Orient Express, the famed Paris-to-Istanbul train that’s been the setting of so many fictional mysteries and thrillers, will cease operation as of this Monday. Like so many other relics of a more elegant age, it’s been made obsolete by faster and more convenient alternatives. (No more Orient Express? This is well and truly turning into a world I don’t want to live in anymore. Yeesh.)

:: What does a half million galaxies look like?

:: One of my favorite feelings of Christmas Time is remembering the past.. when we were all very small and innocent and ‘truly Believed’ …all the magic of the world lived within our hearts … With every twinkly light we saw…we made secret wishes…and believed they would come true…because someone Magical ‘heard’ our wishes…what a time it was. (How true!)

More next week.

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Sunday Burst of Weirdness

Oddities abound!

:: CBS needs to work on its public service announcements, I think. Wow, what a tone-deaf ad.

:: Other networks suck, too. I, like SamuraiFrog, noticed that something was amiss with this year’s ABC airing of A Charlie Brown Christmas. Little did I realize how much was amiss. Time to get a DVD and stop relying on ABC each year.

:: I recently had a few people on Facebook take me to task when I suggested that, despite its status as the Coolest Weapon Ever Conceived Whether It’s Fictional Or Not, the lightsaber may not actually be the best item with which to carve a turkey. (I think it would vaporize a cross-section of the meat equal to the thickness of the blade, as well as leaving behind a charred surface, instead of succulent and juicy turkey.) And obviously, real lightsaber chopsticks would be silly. But I still want the fake ones.

:: Ever wonder what to get that one friend of yours? You know, the one who’s a Jewish Star Trek fan? Wonder no more.

:: I sometimes thumb through Popular Mechanics at the library, and on that basis, I found this selection of some of the goofiest notions to ever grace their cover highly fascinating and amusing. I’m not sure if my favorite is the “skiers pulled by helicopter” one, or the “Nerd from Happy Days on his ocean-going bicycle” one.

:: Apropos of a continual subject of interest on this blog, it turns out that overalls are not good attire for surfing. I’d have never thought to even try it, but I’m glad someone did! If my occasional experiences with standing outside in overalls on a very windy day are any guide, I suppose that turbulent currents in and out of surfing waves and whatnot can yank one around a lot, especially when the bib fills with water. (Seriously — if it’s windy enough, you can angle yourself outside so that the bib of your overalls fills with air and yanks on you like a sail. It’s an odd feeling. I learned this years ago when I stopped to buy gas in Buffalo on a winter day…I stepped out of the car, without my coat, and almost got turned around in the wind. I am not making this up.)

All for this week. I loaded up a bit because I expect to be fairly busy and thus not doing much noodling about Teh Interwebs the next week. We’ll see.

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Your Daily Dose of Christmas

Ummmm…well, I knew I had to find something incredibly odd when searching YouTube for “Star Wars Christmas”. And did I ever. Here’s C-3PO teaching R2-D2 how to sing. I have no idea when this was made.

And as a bonus: The Twelve Days of Star Wars Christmas.

Oy!

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