:: How does a coffee scoop just…disappear? (The same way ours did: without fanfare of any kind. One day we’re scooping coffee, the next day, we’re digging around for a tablespoon to do it with. Then we buy a new coffee scoop, a better coffee scoop. And wouldn’t you know it, a few months later what reappears but…our first coffee scoop. So now we have two coffee scoops.)
(Oh by the way, we’re still using the same coffee maker we’ve been using since I got it by joining the Gevalia club back in 1994. Fourteen years, one coffee maker — and it’s still going strong. I’m a firm believer in “Get a gizmo, and then use it until it breaks forever and ever.)
Actually, I missed it; the official Blogiversary for Byzantium’s Shores was on Friday, February 15, but I was too busy that night to post in honor of it, so I’ll do it now.
And this gives me a good time to start with the answers to the current round of Ask Me Anything!. Becky poses this query:
How did you come up with the name of your blog? (I was reading Ray Bradbury’s Dandelion Wine last night and he likes to compare the town of his youth to Byzantium.)
I’ve actually given this answer before, but not in a while — four years, in fact, on the occasion of my second Blogiversary. Here’s the relevant portion of that post:
About two years and a month ago, I was lazily doing some Net surfing and engaged in one of my common Net timekillers: doing Google searches for former high school and college classmates. On this particular occasion, I decided to check what was up with a former fellow Philosophy major from the college days, whom I knew had gone into ministry. Thus I found Sean Meade’s blog, the discovery of which made me think, “What on Earth is a ‘blog’?” I quickly surmised that it was some kind of online diary or journal or something. Seemed like a nifty idea.
And then a week or two later, an article appeared in TIME Magazine, the gist of which was “Hey, there’s these really cool things now called ‘blogs’! And you can get one for free! Here’s how you do it!”
I mulled this over for another week or two, thinking that this would be pretty cool indeed. At the time I was still quite active on Usenet, although I was getting really tired of basically staying “on topic” and thus repeating the same things I’d said over-and-over again. The idea of a “blog” was really appealing, since I’d occasionally considered setting up a personal site where I’d put up essays and such on a sporadic basis, but never come ’round to actually doing so. But the confluence of finding Sean’s blog and that article about blogging in TIME basically clinched it.
So I signed up with Blogger and BlogSpot, created my first blog, decided I didn’t like the title, scrapped it, and launched a different one. I needed a title, though, and I was having trouble coming up with one. I didn’t want to have something like “Jaquandor’s Rants”, since I don’t rant all that often; I wanted something mildly poetic that would basically convey the fact that I would write about anything that interests me (and a lot of stuff interests me). But I had trouble with the title: When writing fiction, I rarely start with a title. Instead, I write for a while until the story’s title “comes” to me, but obviously this approach wouldn’t work for a new blog that would go unread by, well, millions. I wanted something with at least a little cachet, and This Blog To Be Titled Later had about as much cachet as a shopping mall food court Chinese eatery. (Now, there is Chinese food that leaves me hungry an hour later, if only because it’s so bland I can never finish it.)
About that moment, my eye fell upon my copy of Stephen Lawhead’s novel Byzantium (which I really need to go back and re-read, since I never finished it the first time, and not because I didn’t like it). And this was just after I’d finished reading Guy Gavriel Kay’s The Sarantine Mosaic, with its depiction of a fictional Byzantium: a cosmopolitan place wherein all of the world’s traditions and cultures met, sometimes for good and sometimes for ill. So I had half the title (Byzantium by itself seemed incomplete), and then I thought of sea shores — again, places where differing worlds come together, and places where some journeys begin and others end. “Eureka!” shouted I, disturbing the cat. “Byzantium’s Shores! The very pinnacle of human coolness on Earth!” [Some details in this account have been embellished.]
And that’s how the blog came to be. So, now we’re onto Year Seven. How much longer can it go on? Who knows? I’m still enjoying things, so we’ll see. This is definitely one of the oldest entrants in the Buffalo Prefecture of Blogistan, and it may actually be the longest active-at-one-URL blog in the Buffalo Prefecture. (I can’t really say why that matters to me, but for some reason it does. I guess I’ve become the guy who keeps plugging away at what interests him, not paying a whole ton of regard to other trends that come along and pass into memory.)
What’s funny to me now about reading those first entries from back in February of 2002 (I don’t recommend that you do so, but hey, I can’t very well stop you) is that in some cases I think, “Wow, what a pretentious ass that guy was”, while in others, I think, “Wow, that’s certainly me writing that stuff — a younger, dumber me, but certainly me.” It took quite a bit of time before I settled in on my “blog voice”, and in some ways I’m still looking for it. But when I do find it, I’ll let you all know.
For now, though, thanks as always to everyone who reads this blog. Your overalls-clad hippie narrator appreciates your patronage!
(Yeah, that’s basically what it looks like. It’s a guy in overalls sittin’ at a computer. Wheeeee!)
Not a whole lot of weirdness on display this week, and I may even have linked this before, but here are the opening crawls to all six Star Wars movies, superimposed on top of one another. Why? I have no idea.
And here’s the opening crawl to A New Hope, read “dramatically”:
Funny thing is, I could swear that years ago I saw a brief animation online that pondered what becomes of the opening crawl, and shows these big yellow letters crashing down onto the surface of some planet. I’ve not been able to find that anywhere, though, so I’m wondering if I imagined it.
All hail the triumphant return (!) of Unidentified Earth. I am now relocating the feature to Sundays as opposed to its former regular day, Thursdays. And since the last installment has already been identified, let’s move on to the new one, shall we?
Yup, like a fly to a bugzapper light, I am drawn to this dull quiz which I found at Antick Musings. What can I say? I like the quizzes. (Some of these questions are time-specific, so for reference, I’m writing this at about 9:30 am on Saturday morning.)
1. What is in the back seat of your car right now?
Ummmm…oh good, we brought The Daughter in from the car last night, so that’s good. For now, there’s an old computer monitor there, as well as some other assorted detritus because I tend to be very lax in cleaning out the car.
2. When was the last time you threw up?
I don’t remember, really. It was probably sometime in the last couple of years when I ate something that disagreed with me. (I’ve only twice in my life booted from too much alcohol consumption, and the most recent of these was almost ten years ago.)
3. What’s your favorite curse word?
I hate to admit this, but I get an awful lot of mileage out of the F-bomb. This may be my worst habit.
4. Name 3 people who made you smile today?
Well, it’s a new day, so I only have two: The Wife and The Daughter. Lots of folks at work made me smile yesterday, though. I like my coworkers. My coworkers rule.
5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
Basking in the warmth of a cozy bed on a cold winter morning. And then I was getting up to make coffee.
6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Getting dressed, most likely.
7. What will you be doing 3 hours from now?
Eating lunch and doing a final check of the cupboards and fridge for our grocery needs. (Saturday is grocery shopping day at Casa Jaquandor.)
8. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Wow, now there’s a sudden shift in topics! No, I have not, and I honestly have no desire at all to go to one. I don’t have a problem with their existence, but I’m just not curious at all about that whole scene.
9. What is the last thing you said aloud?
“That’s not mine! I’m just holding it for a friend!”
Yup, that’s what I actually said out loud, about four minutes ago. The Wife is tidying up the kitchen area and she found a paper bag I’d brought home that has inside two ziploc baggies filled with…loose tea. A friend at work gave me some loose tea she had at home when I told her that I’d bought a nifty single-serve loose tea brewing contraption.
10. What is the best ice cream flavor?
Coffee Haagen-Dasz.
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Wow. Just before I answered this question I drained my coffee cup.
12. What are you wearing right now?
A blue long-sleeve t-shirt under a blue short-sleeve henley shirt, with both of those under my usual blue overalls. Blue is the order of the day, I guess.
13. What was the last thing you ate?
A brownie, for dessert last night. I haven’t eaten anything yet today. I tend to make lunch my first meal on Saturdays, for some reason.
14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
No, but I will later today. I need new shoes for work, and maybe a new belt. (A shorter belt! I’m getting smaller! Yay me!)
15. When was the last time you ran?
No idea. I don’t like running. At the Y, my favorite cardio machines are the recumbent bikes. (I love me some walking, though, and its more strenuous cousin, hiking. Maybe this summer I’ll do some more hiking.)
16. What’s the last sporting event you watched?
Super Bowl XLII. I’m still basking in its afterglow.
This is generally the least interesting time of the year for me as a sports fan, and since I’m becoming less of a sports fan with each passing year, it only gets more so, although hockey’s interesting me again the last couple of years, owing to the Sabres. Try as I might, I just don’t like watching basketball, which means that the NBA is lost on me and the NCAA Tournament also doesn’t appeal to me, despite the fact that it probably offers its fans more great stories than just about any of our major periodic sports events, with the possible exception of the Olympics.
I don’t get excited for baseball anymore, since the Pirates are showing no signs of ever being any kind of competitive franchise any time in the near future. The best thing about this time of year, sports-wise? Figure skating’s championships.
What happened to 17?
It’s being held for ransom in Tel Aviv.
18. Who is the last person you emailed?
Probably The Wife.
19. Ever go camping?
Not in many moons. It’s something we always say we need to do, and then somehow we never actually do it. Weird.
20. Do you have a tan?
It’s February in Buffalo. So no. (It’s a bright sunny morning, though.)
Ok, now what happened to 21, 22 & 23????
They were probably embarrassing questions that a former quiz-taker didn’t feel like answering. I’ll bet they had to do with The Dirty.
24. Do you drink your soda from a straw?
At restaurants, no. But I do use a straw with my Big Gulp from 7-11.
25. What did your last IM say?
I don’t remember; it’s been a long while since I did any IM’ing. Usually my online time doesn’t seem to coincide with friends of mine being online at the same time.
26. Are you someone’s best friend?
I hope I’m The Wife’s best friend.
27. What are you doing tomorrow?
Church, a bit of laundry (maybe, if I don’t get it done tonight), the weekly Running of the Vacuum, maybe a jaunt to the Y (although I suspect I won’t be able to fit that in), some writing and reading. Oh, and yeah, I’m watching that Knight Rider remake.
28. Where is your mom right now?
So I take it this quiz was created by a teenybopper? I have no idea where my mother is right now. She lives seventy miles away.
29. Look to your left, what do you see?
Books, several teetering stacks of CDs, my original personal CD player (purchased in 1994) that actually died a few weeks ago (snif snif), a wall sconce with a candle, a wall calendar featuring Arthurian-themed paintings, and various Star Wars toys.
30. What color is your watch?
Mostly brown with a digital readout.
31. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
Huh?! Anyway, I think if Steve Irwin. Crikey!
32. Would you consider plastic surgery?
If I was in some kind of bad accident that made it necessary for having a normal life, yes. But as a “Geez, I’d surely achieve internal piece and harmony if only I had a more lantern-like jawline”, then no.
33. What is your birthstone?
Sapphire. My wife has my birthstone on her wedding ring, and I have hers (amethyst) on mine.
34. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
Usually I go in.
35.How many kids do you want?
Three: the one I have, plus the two I lost.
36. Do you have a dog?
No.
37. Last person you talked to on the phone?
The Wife, probably; or a co-worker, since The Store has an extensive phone system.
38. Have you met anyone famous?
I’ve exchanged e-mails with Guy Gavriel Kay. That’s about the most famous person with whom I’ve had any personal contact. (Well, I’ve also met the people whose name is actually on the front of The Store. They’re famed in the business.)
39. Any plans today?
The Daughter has a party at church, and then grocery shopping and a trip to Target for non-grocery stuff that we need.
40. How many states have you lived in?
Pennsylvania, Oregon (three times), Wisconsin, West Virginia, New York, Iowa (counted for my college attendance).
41. Ever go to college?
Yes. Wartburg College, Waverly, Iowa. Class of 1993. BA in Philosophy with a minor in music.
42. Where are you right now?
My desk at Casa Jaquandor.
43. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
Too much apartment clutter, but we’ve been slowly attacking this problem, a little at a time. Not getting enough writing done.
44. Last song listened to?
“Drink Up Me Hearties”, from the score to Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End. This is one of Hans Zimmer’s best scores. (Zimmer is an extremely controversial figure in film music fandom, but while I have some problems with his approach, I tend to like his music, undemanding though it tends to be.)
46. Are you allergic to anything?
Arsenic. That stuff can kill me.
47. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
I don’t have favorite shoes, although I use my hiking boots for most events that require shoes. I have a separate pair of boots for work (which I’m replacing today), and a pair of tennis shoes for walking and workouts at The Y (I’ll probably replace these sometime this spring). Also, I really need a new pair of Birkenstocks. That I don’t currently own Birks bothers me. What kind of pseudo-hippie can I be, if I don’t own Birkenstocks?
48. Are you jealous of anyone?
Yes. I’m not naming names, though, because that would be rude. So I’ll just link his blog. Yeah, I’m green with envy for that guy. Harumph!!!
50. Is anyone jealous of you?
I can’t for the life of me imagine why anyone would be.
51. What time is it?
Ten eighteen in the morning.
52. Do any of your friends have children?
Many of them do.
53. Do you eat healthy?
Not all the time, but much more than I used to. I have fallen in love with crusty bread dipped in extra virgin olive oil, so much so that I may never consume buttered bread again unless it happens to come with dinner at a restaurant.
54. What do you usually do during the day?
On weekdays, I work. On weekends, I don’t.
55. Do you hate anyone right now?
I swear, this question must be required for every Internet quiz-thing, along with “What are you wearing”. Weird. My stock answer applies: I don’t like to hate. Loathe? Sure. Find contemptuous? Yup. Hold in minimal high regard? Absolutely. But hate? Nope.
56. Do you use the word ‘hello’ daily?
Maybe not the exact word, but variants thereof, such as “Yo!” or “Howdy!” or “Hey!” or “Hi there!” I also like the “man in Jerry’s girlfriend’s belly button” voice from that one episode of Seinfeld:
58. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
Thirty seven.
59. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
In a way: I went to Darien Lake (Western New York’s main amusement park) before it became a Six Flags park. But it was only a Six Flags park for a few years, and now it’s no longer associated with their brand. (I wasn’t terribly impressed with Darien Lake, by the way. For me the Gold Standard amusement park is Cedar Point. I don’t expect rides at parks to all rise to the Disney level of atmosphere, where every ride is almost completely self-contained in its own “universe”, but Darien Lake was, for me, pretty devoid of atmosphere or theme. It just felt like a bunch of rides. Fun rides, sure, but just a bunch of rides.)
60. How did you get one of your scars?
I have a scar on my chin from where I fell off my bike when I was in second grade, and my chin met the concrete of the sidewalk. Much blood, and to this day it’s the only time I’ve had to have stitches.
And there it is. Why do I do these quizzes? Why can I not resist their siren call? Why oh Why!
FINAL UPDATE 2-14-08: OK, folks, since I’m probably going to not be doing any more posting until Saturday (nothing bad, just a couple of abnormally busy days on the home front), I’m extending my “deadline” for query submissions for Ask Me Anything! until then. So go ahead! I’m starting to get some good ones racked up. Seriously, any question will be answered! (Which isn’t to say that any question will be answered seriously, but you know what I mean.)
UPDATE: I’m taking questions for two more days, so go ahead and hit me with some queries, folks! Oddball questions, serious questions, questions that make me want to run screaming from my apartment: it’s all good, folks!
Just a reminder that I’m taking questions for the 2008 iteration of Ask Me Anything!; just leave ’em in the comments to the post I just linked. (Not on this post, it’ll be easier for me to keep ’em straight if they’re in one place.) Questions can be serious or whimsical. All comers!
(I’ve moved this post so it stays fairly visible, and I will do so throughout the week. I’ll close the Questions Submissions Comments Thread on Thursday, I think. Get your questions in! Anything goes!)
Well, Unidentified Earth 26 was identified a few times within a couple of hours as the Christ the Redeemer statue that looms high over Rio de Janeiro. Normally I’d wait to unveil the answer until Thursday (the normal day for Unidentified Earth), but, well look:
Yes, the statue was struck by lightning. I feel like I should make some kind of joke here, but given the precedent God’s establishing here, I think I’ll just leave well enough alone. Wow.
Here are some reactions to movies I’ve seen lately, either in theaters or in the friendly confines of Casa Jaquandor via the miracle of DeeVeeDee. I don’t shy away from spoilers, so if I discuss a title you want to remain unspoiled, scroll past it, please.
:: As part of The Daughter’s Christmas present, we took her to see Enchanted. I’m not sure if this movie was the result of a re-commitment to quality at Disney, or the unexpected resurfacing of the kind of quirky humor that marked the occasional Disney effort like The Emperor’s New Groove, but we all found this film totally, utterly delightful. It’s sort of like Shrek in that it riffs on the various tropes of all the classic animated films of yesteryear, but it differs from the Shreks of the world in that it treats its tropes with some reverence, choosing to play with those tropes, as opposed to making fun of them.
The story is pretty straightforward: through the machinations of your standard Evil Witch Queen, our beautiful Princess (who communicates through peppy song with the animal denizens of her woodland home) is transported to the Real World, where she continues to interact with the world in the only way she knows how, by bursting into song and by being so peppy and happy that most people around her start to think she’s crazy. She meets a single father and his only-child daughter and quickly becomes an integral part of their lives. Meanwhile her Handsome Prince comes to our world as well, trying to find her, and eventually the Evil Witch Queen shows up too, for one of those final confrontations that involves the threat of plummeting from a great height.
Nothing at all happens in this movie that will come as any kind of surprise to anyone who’s seen a classic Disney flick or two, but that’s not the point, is it? The pleasure comes not from surprises, but in watching a man of our cynical world enter the typical plotline of an animated movie, such as his reaction to the Princess’s ability to summon the animals of the real world to help her clean his apartment, or his constant mortification when she reacts to every emotional moment with a song (“You’re not gonna sing again, are you?”) The movie sets the tone right from the very beginning, when in classic Disney fashion, the first shot is of a large storybook opening to the first page of our tale.
Of course, a movie like this can also only succeed on the strength of its songs, and the team of Alan Menken and Steven Schwarz makes it all happen nicely, especially with the wonderful Central Park showstopper, “That’s How You Know”.
A funny thing happened when we saw Enchanted, by the way: as you might expect, the theater was full of families with children, merrily watching the show. Well, a minute or two into the live action portion of the movie, a woman comes into the theater and sits down at the end of our row, five or six seats down from me. There she sits through this happy, peppy Disney flick for about fifteen minutes before she leans over to me and says, “Is this Enchanted?” When I said yes, she got up, saying, “I thought I was in the wrong theater.” I don’t know what movie she’d meant to see. Maybe the current Saw sequel? Who knows? I just found it funny that it took her that long to figure out that she wasn’t seeing the movie she’d meant to see.
:: Way back in 1982, my mother took me to my first-ever R-rated movie, Blade Runner. This was on the basis of my youthful fascination with all things Harrison Ford. I didn’t get the movie, at all; I sort of understood the plot (“OK, Ford’s a cop of some sort, and he has to round up these evil androids called “replicants” who are on the loose. Gotcha.”), but for the life of me I didn’t get the whole setting or mood of the film. My experiences with science fiction to that point had involved Star Wars, Star Trek, and a few books by Arthur C. Clarke and Isaac Asimov. I was not prepared for the murky dystopia of Blade Runner, and I really didn’t get the notion that Los Angeles in 2019 would look like how I’d always envisioned Tokyo. But for the most part, I didn’t really get into the story all that much.
I didn’t watch Blade Runner again until college, when again I had gained a bit of appreciation for the film’s production design, but again, the story left me a bit cold. The characters just weren’t that interesting to me, and I still couldn’t get all that emotionally involved in the story. I saw the movie a couple of times during the 1990s, with mostly the same results, but I hadn’t seen it in probably ten years before a couple of weeks ago, when I watched Blade Runner: The Final Cut.
I’m warming up to the movie a bit more, but it’s still something of a tough nut for me to crack. I’ve watched and read more noir since the last time I watched it, so I understand the film’s tropes more than ever before, but still, I’m damned if I don’t find it hard to really likeBlade Runner still, rather than merely admiring it. I think it comes down to Rick Deckard, about whom we learn almost nothing in the course of the film. Everybody else has something of an explanatory backstory, motivations that are clear and easily understood, but I have almost no idea what drives Deckard. Maybe this is what drives the continual debate in fan circles as to whether Deckard is a replicant or not, but for me, it just makes it hard to care about him, one way or the other.
Anyway, Blade Runner is still an amazing movie to watch and to listen to (Vangelis’s best film score). I just wish it had a more involving story.
:: Saturday Night Fever tends to get made fun of more often than not these days; it’s always seen less as the coming-of-age story of a troubled young man than as “that disco movie”, which is a shame. I’d only seen it once before, ten years or so ago, when it aired on TBS in a heavily sanitized version. Watching it in its original R-rated version for the first time, I was impressed at what a dark, grim, and cynical film it is. Disco is seen these days as a vaguely ridiculous detour that pop culture took for a few years there, a funny little thing that is seen as amusing for its camp value than anything else. It doesn’t help that many movies that featured disco sequences treated disco the same way; Saturday Night Fever is probably the only movie made during the brief heyday of disco that actually took disco seriously.
(OK, I know you’re all wondering: No, I’m not a fan of disco. But I find it hard to blow off disco completely, at the same time. It wasn’t all crap. Most of it, probably, and as a music genre, disco had virtually nowhere to go other than right back out the door it came in, but there’s still some vibrancy to be found in those throbbing beats and aggressive synths and sex-filled lyrics.)
John Travolta’s Tony Manero is quite the creation, and it’s a worthy reminder of what a potent force Travolta finds it in himself to be, every once in a while. Tony is at once insecure and utterly confident. The famous opening sequence of the film, with Tony strutting along the sidewalks of Brooklyn, displays the contrasts within Tony in just a few short minutes. He makes eyes at the ladies and struts as though he owns this town, and yet he’s carrying a gallon of paint. He stops to put a down payment on a new shirt, as opposed to buying it outright, and also stops for a couple of slices of pizza, which he then folds together and eats with one hand. And then he comes back into his workplace, the hardware store, via the back door so his waiting customer won’t see that he had to go to a place down the street to buy her the paint she wants.
Tony alternates between being likable and being loathsome. He and his friends are sexist, racist, and homophobic. They treat women as disposable objects, and yet Tony finds himself drawn for reasons he can’t even begin to explain to a woman he sees dancing one night. His friends are absolute jerks, and they draw Tony into some gang-type activity; they basically gang-rape the poor Donna Pescow character, whose biggest error is to be in love with Tony, and afterwards, Tony bluntly informs her that it’s her fault. One of his friends spends much of the movie agonizing over the fact that he has impregnated a girl in one of his back-seat-of-the-car escapades, but he’s not agonizing so much for what he’s done as for the fact that, as a “good” Catholic, he now has to marry her. In the end, he may or may not commit suicide. I like that the film leaves this point unclarified; as Tony tells the cop afterwards, “There are ways of killing yourself without killing yourself.”
What I liked most about Saturday Night Fever, ultimately, is its general lack of story. I’ve rarely seen a film that does what this one does: it enters a life, follows that life for a while, and then exits that life, without ever establishing some kind of lesson to be learned or even much indicating whether a lesson has been learned at all. Tony Manero has clearly grown a bit in the course of the film, but as the credits roll, it’s unclear as to where he goes from here or if he will continue to grow.
As for all the disco stuff, frankly, I found that once I was involved in the world of the movie, the disco stuff became just what’s it’s ever been: movie dancing.
(I’m told that Staying Alive, the sequel to Saturday Night Fever, is a ghastly movie, well and truly bad. I think I’ll be taking the word of those who say so.)
:: Finally, we have A Prairie Home Companion. I’ve been a casual, even occasional, fan of Garrison Keillor’s radio show for years, and I’ve been listening to it more often over the last year, ever since a shift in the scheduling of radio programs on Buffalo’s public radio stations has relieved the former situation that had Fiona Ritchie’s Thistle and Shamrock Celtic music show airing at the same time as Keillor’s PHC. I’ve long enjoyed Keillor’s brand of humor on that show, and I looked forward to the film on that basis. The conceit of the movie is that a major corporate entity of some sort has bought all the radio stations and the theater in which the show is performed, and the film presents the final airing of A Prairie Home Companion. Nevertheless, the show must go on, much as it always has, without maudlin retrospectives and the like.
That’s about all I knew of the movie before I watched it, although I quickly discovered some differences between the show in the movie and the show as it actually is. For one thing, one of the radio program’s recurring characters, private eye Guy Noir, is a flesh-and-blood character in the movie, who does security for the Prairie Home Companion tapings. As the performance begins, the show as depicted in the movie is pretty much what we all expect, although the camera slides in and out of the performance as it’s transpiring onstage and into and out of the lives of the people who work hard to put the show on in the first place. The main attraction here are the singing sisters, Rhonda and Yolanda, one of whom (I don’t recall which) is played by Meryl Streep and the other by Lily Tomlin. These two actresses have pretty wonderful chemistry together, and I hope they can get together onscreen again at some point. (I confess to not being the biggest Meryl Streep fan in the world, but here she’s just brilliant, and it turns out the she has a very good singing voice.)
Backstage films like this are a favorite genre of mine, and it occurs to me that this is kind of what I’d hoped Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip would be. The film is full of sly details about the production of a radio show: the way that performers hold off-the-air conversations right up until the very second they’re on the air, at which point they effortlessly slide into character, the way performers interact with one another despite the fact that their facial expressions cannot be seen by the vast majority of people hearing the show. At one point, as Rhonda and Yolanda begin a song together, the one played by Lily Tomlin covers her mike with her hand, turns to the band, and says, “Not so slow this time, you sons-on-bitches, or I’ll break your necks.” And best of all? None of the bandmates so much as twitches in response. The Prairie Home Companion radio program has been on for years, done each week by the same group of devoted performers, and the Prairie Home Companion movie, while using some of those performers, adds others with star casting – the afore-mentioned Streep and Tomlin, as well as Woody Harrelson and John C. Reilly. And the actors who are merely playing longtime PHC performers actually pull off the illusion. Lindsay Lohan is along for the ride as well,
If that was all there was to PHC, it would be a decently entertaining movie. But that’s not all there is to it: there’s a strong supernatural element as well, which seems a staggeringly odd thing to find in a film of a radio show, but there it is. Into the middle of the theater walks a blond woman in a white trenchcoat, and she turns out to be the former soul, now an angel, of a woman who died in a car crash when she failed to negotiate a curve because she’d been laughing at a joke she’d heard on the radio…on Prairie Home Companion. Her presence turns the film from a bittersweet tale of the end of a radio institution into a deeply touching meditation on the nature of death.
This film will, I think, linger for a while in my thoughts. I’ll consider it as I enjoy a slice of Beeboparebop Rhubarb Pie.
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