“Ho! Ho! Ho! To the bottle I go….”

Your Humble Narrator, decked out in Renfest-cottagecore regalia for an evening’s reading in Middle Earth. Note that I’m quaffing a beer, as rum isn’t a thing in Middle Earth, so far as I can tell!

Ho! Ho! Ho! to the bottle I go
To heal my heart and drown my woe.
Rain may fall and wind may blow,
And many miles be still to go,
But under a tall tree, I will lie,
And let the clouds go sailing by.

Drinking Song from The Fellowship of the Ring, JRR Tolkien.

A while back I embarked on a re-read of The Lord of the Rings. My progress has been slower than usual, because of reasons, but as ever I find myself loving this story deeply, and Tolkien’s luminous, lyrical writing continues to astonish and amaze me. I am as drawn in as ever, and this time I’m paying special attention to the poetry, of which JRRT writes many different kinds…including a drinking song or two.

The Peter Jackson movies did a decent job of incorporating Tolkien’s poetry, as much as they could for mass audiences, and here’s an artist who compiles some of the drinking songs from the films into one medley. The songs aren’t entirely Tolkien, but they contain enough of him that I don’t think he’d object to any of this.

Posted in On Books, poetry, Reading | Tagged , | Comments Off on “Ho! Ho! Ho! To the bottle I go….”

Sighing towards Gomorrah

There’s a particular type of response from Gun Enthusiasts* that you’ll run into each and every time there’s a mass shooting in this country (which means, you can see this response each and every day, if you look for it, since we now have mass shootings on a daily basis). This response is always offered in response to calls for weapons bans. Here’s a perfect example:

This is a very popular response, but I always find it odd that none of these Gun Enthusiasts* ever seem to consider that the person who committed whatever mass shooting it is that drew their response could have said or posted the exact same thing, right up until they actually started shooting.

* By “Gun Enthusiasts” I mean, “Gun Nuts”.

 

Posted in Commentary | Tagged | Comments Off on Sighing towards Gomorrah

A Note about Images

At some point WordPress apparently redid how it sizes images that are inserted into posts using URLs. You can embed a photo simply by posting the URL of the image itself right in the body of the post; WordPress then does its magic and converts the URL to the image itself (assuming the hosting site gives sharing permissions–this is called ‘hotlinking’ and it used to be a bit of a Netiquette faux pas, but I suspect that bandwidth has become so cheap that it’s not that big a deal anymore). While this still works, WordPress used to automatically resize the image you were hosting from elsewhere so it fit in your text window correctly.

While the URL-posting-and-conversion thing works fine, the resizing thing does not. So, I have to remember to actually go back and re-size images I share here (which are all hosted on my own Flickr account, anyway). There is a workaround that I’ll start using, moving forward, but be aware that older posts are going to render images in the incorrect sizes, which is going to make things look weird. As I post a lot of images on this site, I cannot possibly go through and resize everything in the past.

(That said, if anyone’s aware of some obscure WordPress setting that fixes this weird issue, let me know!)

 

 

Posted in Meta | Tagged | 1 Comment

Sunset over Lake Erie

This spring has been odd, even by Buffalo-Niagara standards. We’ve had our usual cruddy spring, but judging by how advanced the trees are right now, it must have been a better than usual spring. We’re usually not this green until around the 15th of May, so we’re a good week-and-a-half ahead of the game. There was an entire week of warmer-than-usual (including our first readings above 80 degrees) a while back…but then that disappeared and we had the more familiar weeks of dank, rainy, and muddy. However, it didn’t get that cold again, and we haven’t seen snow in quite a while. (Not true for people in the hillier country south of Buffalo, but that’s their problem, innit!)

Anyway, we’ve finally reached another extended warm period, with little rain in the forecast. So last night The Wife and I went to dinner at a restaurant that’s right on Lake Erie. We’d been there before, in the dead of winter when it was frightfully cold and windy, but last night was warm and beautiful. As we left the sunset was unfolding.

People around here like to cite Buffalo’s sunsets over water as a particular selling point for our region, and while that’s not going to top the usual concerns people have like good paying jobs and cheap housing and the like, I wouldn’t sell the sunset thing short. We have terrific sunsets here, and yes, if your vantage point is the right one, they’re over water. And while no sunset here is going to make me forget the ones in Oahu anytime soon…these will suffice until I can get back to Waikiki.

 

Posted in On Buffalo and The 716, Photographic Documentation | Tagged , | Comments Off on Sunset over Lake Erie

Something funny for Friday

The Wife and I are going to dinner tonight, so I don’t have much time for insightful blogging tonight. So I’ll share something I randomly saw today in my social media perambulations: The entire Lord of the Rings film trilogy, edited down to every instance of Legolas speaking directly to Frodo:

Make some popcorn! Two kernels oughta do it.

 

Posted in On Movies | Tagged | Comments Off on Something funny for Friday

Something for Thursday (May the 4th edition)

It’s always a delight when Something for Thursday aligns with Star Wars Day! Here are some selections, with the little extra proviso for myself that none of them comes from any of the mainline “Skywalker Saga” films (e.g., nothing from Episodes I – IX.)

Long live Star Wars.

Posted in music | Tagged , | Comments Off on Something for Thursday (May the 4th edition)

Farewell, Gordon Lightfoot

What a songwriter, and what a singer.

 

Posted in Passages | Tagged | Comments Off on Farewell, Gordon Lightfoot

Tone Poem Tuesday (actually a symphony, but it’s MY blog, and I say it counts)

So April is over and May is upon us! Sergei Rachmaninoff’s birth month is passed…but we’re not going to be turning away from him in my various online outlets, not at all. Stand by for more Rachmaninoff!

But for now, I have to post Tchaikovksy’s Symphony No. 5, because it’s a great work. Really great. How great? Well…apparently one woman at a recent Los Angeles Philharmonic performance of the Tchaikovsky Fifth found it…this great.

As a woman in her thirties, I know how difficult it can be to balance all that is expected of us: spending quality time with friends, self-care, keeping up with the news, a finger on the pulse of art and culture, a finger on our own pleasure points, etc. Well, over the weekend it seems one woman managed to have it all! During a performance of Tchaikovsky’s 5th at the Los Angeles Philharmonic, many concertgoers reported a woman having a “loud full body orgasm.” Multitasking at its finest, if you ask me.

“Everyone kind of turned to see what was happening,” Molly Grant told the Los Angeles Times. “I saw the girl after it had happened, and I assume that she … had an orgasm because she was heavily breathing, and her partner was smiling and looking at her — like in an effort to not shame her,” Grant said. “It was quite beautiful.”

Another concertgoer, Magnus Fiennes, tweeted that after the “loud and full body orgasm” the “band politely carried on.”

As soon as I read this story, my immediate thought was: I wonder what part of that symphony was, um, inspiring to this person? I came up with a few possibilities, either in the second or the fourth movements, and now that an audio clip of the event has surfaced online, I hear that I am right: she, er, arrived during the second movement, which is, after all, one of the most gorgeous slow movements in all of classical music.

Here is Tchaikovsky’s Symphony No. 5, performed by the Cleveland Orchestra, conducted by George Szell.

There is no sonic passion in this recording other than what Tchaikovsky wrote, with one exception: Szell adds a cymbal crash near the end.

 

Posted in music | Tagged | Comments Off on Tone Poem Tuesday (actually a symphony, but it’s MY blog, and I say it counts)

112 wins, here we come!

WARNING: May contain baseball-like product.

One-hundred twelve wins! That’s roughly how many games the Pittsburgh Pirates will win this year if they manage to maintain their current winning percentage of .690 for the balance of the season. Of course, they almost certainly won’t, but it’s a fun thought to entertain. As of this writing the Pirates are 20-9. It’s quite early in the season, yes, but it’s not that early; by the end of the weekend they’ll have played a fifth of their entire season.

And here they are, playing well and feeling good about themselves. It’s been a long time coming; this team has been rebuilding for several seasons now, and they lost 100 games each of the last two seasons. But for those of us that have still been paying at least a little attention, the Pirates have been diligently obtaining and developing prospects over that time, so there’s been a forlorn kind of sports hope going on that maybe the kids would turn out to be good ballplayers and maybe the MLB club would start to be competitive in another year or two.

Well, here they are, winning.

No, it probably won’t last. A baseball season is long, and there are a lot of ups and downs. Nobody just blows through it all untouched. (Well, sure, the 1998 Yankees did, but that was a special case.) The Pirates will have slumps and they’ll lose games they should win and maybe they’ll finish under .500. Maybe.

But for now? The Pirates aren’t just “not awful”. Right now they’re good. And that’s something.

(image credit)

Posted in On Sport | Tagged | 1 Comment

Rachmaninoff at 150: Variations

We’ve already heard the Rhapsody on a Theme of Paganini, which is one of Rachmaninoff’s enduring later works. By contrast here is another Theme and Variations, this time the Variations on a Theme of Chopin. Rachmaninoff composed this work in 1902, and it is his first large-scale work for solo piano. As such, it isn’t heard very often in performance these days, as it is seen as an awkward and youthful work…but I’ve always liked it rather a lot, especially since I played the very Chopin prelude on which it is based, back in my piano lesson days. The Chopin prelude is heard pretty much intact right at the very beginning of the work, and then Rachmaninoff takes over.

By the way, April may be over, but my celebration of Rachmaninoff isn’t even close to being over!

 

Posted in music | Tagged , | 1 Comment