The Labor Day edition. Say, anybody ever wonder why we don’t have “Management Day”?
:: Again, ladies, take away the fact that he’s a vampire. Now here’s what you have in this entire conversation (paraphrasing): “I’m fascinated by you because you’re so much different than everyone else. I worry about you when I’m gone because you’re so clumsy and stupid that you can’t take care of yourself. I need to watch you like you’re a toddler because you can barely stand on your own, so I follow you around all the time. I’m a dangerous creature who you should be very, very frightened of, so I’m going to hang around with you as much as I can and force you to let me treat you like this is the Victorian Era. I could kill you, and in fact I really want to kill you, so much so that it makes me uncomfortable to be around you, but I also kind of like you and it amuses me to watch you pretend to be on my intellectual level. Here, put on my jacket.” (SamuraiFrog continues to do yeoman duty in establishing why Twilight is so staggeringly awful.)
All for now. Tune in next week for more.