The Final Answers

Oooooh, I can just get these last answers in before the month ends. Only four questions remain. Two are from Roger:

What is your favorite reference book?

I don’t rely on reference books as much as I once did these days, but I do have some on the shelves. There is the Merriam and Webster Encyclopedia of Literature, which is wonderfully useful for a reader, in looking up literary terms and small entries on various literary works. I have a full-sized Rand McNally World Atlas, as well as a smaller, abridged one that’s useful for quick checks of locations. I greatly love my Historical Atlas, which is actually a old volume that I liberated from a discard pile years ago when I worked at the library at St. Bonaventure University. Historical atlases are wonderful things: maps of old national boundaries, maps depicting various military campaigns, maps of ancient kingdoms and empires, maps of the spread of human society across the world. If you like history at all, get yourself a Historical Atlas!

Somewhere I have a dictionary of musical terms that dates from my college years. David Dubal’s Essential Canon of Classical Music is an amazing reference work, not just for those looking for something new to hear, but for those looking for quick information about the history of classical music.

There are lots of reference works relating to genre-specific subjects as well. I have the Star Trek Encyclopedia, as well as a Star Wars Galactic Atlas. These kinds of books are so much fun to thumb through — as well as a couple of reference books pertaining to The Lord of the Rings, The Dictionary of Imaginary Places, Jess Nevins’s Encyclopedia of Fantastic Victoriana, an Arthurian Encyclopedia, and the like.

Stretching the usual notion of a “reference book”, there is also my study Bible (TNIV), two copies of The Oxford Book of English Verse (printed sixty years apart, so the contents are different), and various other large collections of poetry. I consider these to be reference books.

So which is my favorite reference book? Ummmm…Asimov’s Guide to Shakespeare. At least, that’s the answer I’m giving today.

What is your favorite biopic about a musician? (Singer, instrumentalist, composer.) In fact if you made a list, that would be grand.

I don’t see very many musical biopics, because a lot of them tend to fall a bit short. (Dennis Quaid’s Great Balls of Fire was painful.) The line to tread is a fine one indeed: lay off the bad stuff in the person’s life and the movie feels too reverential, but dwell too much on the bad stuff and it just seems like a tell-all expose. It’s hard to strike that right balance.

Some films do, however, get it right. Chief among these is the utterly magnificent Amadeus, which is not only brilliantly made just in terms of craft (the acting, photography, and musical direction are all first-rate), but also wonderfully done in terms of story. The film actually manages to make the enmity between Mozart and Salieri into a compelling story. Of course, in order to tell that story, the film (and the play it’s based on) must take a number of liberties with the real history. But so be it.

I’ve always liked La Bamba a great deal, although it’s somewhat flawed, in my view, by the constant fatalism that hangs over the movie, by way of very foreboding airplane imagery throughout. We all know how Richie Valens’s life ended, but the film treats the plane crash as a constant motif. I think it was Roger Ebert who described the film’s tone by saying, “Watching the movie you almost get the feeling that Richie Valens would have been shocked to die in any way other than a plane crash.”

One biopic I loved — and haven’t seen in years — is Coal Miner’s Daughter. I saw it with my mother when I was eight years old; I recall actually wanting to see it, which some might find surprising. (“What’s the movie about? A country singer who grew up in poverty in Kentucky? Sure, I’ll go!”) I can’t really say anything about the movie right now, because it’s been a long time since I last watched it.

I only saw Shine — starring Geoffrey Rush as a pianist with some mental problems — once, but I recall finding it enjoyable.

Again stretching definitions a bit: Cameron Crowe’s Almost Famous is totally fictionalized, but it’s also heavily drawn from Crowe’s own experiences as a young journalist writing about rock music in the 1970s. There’s a wonderful British comedy called Hear My Song, which is also a fictionalized story based on a real event, in this case an Irish tenor who had to flee his country due to tax problems, and the young and brash and nearly penniless owner of a failing nightclub who decides to save his business by bringing that tenor back. And for totally fictionalized music movies that don’t seem entirely fictional, there are Tom Hanks’s underrated That Thing You Do!, Rob Reiner’s This is Spinal Tap, and the effervescent Once, featuring Glen Mansard and Markita Irglova.

Biopics I need to see? Ray, Walk the Line, Backbeat, The Doors. Oh, and Dreamgirls.

And Roger didn’t ask this, but musicians who should have movies about them? In classical music: I know he’s my beloved favorite composer, but Ye Gods, there’s a great movie to be made about Hector Berlioz. Maybe I should write it. And I also think that there’s a wonderful film waiting to be made about the romance of Robert and Clara Schumann. Rock musicians? Well, I don’t really know a whole lot about the lives of many rock figures at all. Neil Peart of Rush, maybe. And Celine Dion. (OK, I’m kidding about Celine Dion. I think.)

What are your top 10 (or 5 or 20) favorite Beatles songs as performed by the Beatles? As performed by someone else?

OK, a random list. But I’m now thinking of a regular series of posts devoted to exploring Beatles songs. Hmmmm…good idea? Bad idea? Anyway, the list of songs that I like a lot:

Across the Universe
Let It Be
Hey Jude
Octopus’s Garden
Don’t Let Me Down
While My Guitar Gently Weeps
Come Together
Hello, Goodbye
In My Life
With a Little Help From My Friends

And more. (I’ve never been a huge fan of “Yesterday”, although I have warmed to it more of late.)

For years it was my general stance that I liked the Beatles as song writers more than as performers, because I tended to like cover versions more than the originals. I actually can’t think of too many cover versions off the top of my head, except for Judy Collins’s wonderful take on “In My Life”. And the film Across the Universe is just one amazing Beatles cover after another.

And now, the final question, which is a pretty serious one. From Redsneakz:

With your losing Quinn, is it still hard (five years later) to read of babies and such?

Sometimes, very occasionally. It’s nothing predictable, but once in a while, there’s the “Where the hell is our happy ending?” reaction. I must admit that I have fairly strong internal reactions when I hear about some young guy getting a young girl pregnant, and then she has a gorgeous healthy baby, and I wonder about that. We did things the way they’re supposed to be done; they did not. So why do they get the healthy baby, when we got fifteen months of medical struggle followed by death?

I’m almost always happy for people when I see them with their beautiful babies. But I’d be lying if I didn’t admit that, once in a while, my reaction to seeing a baby is to think, “Hey, God? What the F***?!

One thing that happened as a result of Quinn’s life and death was that my tolerance for a lot of standard religious platitudes is now nonexistent. When I hear things like “God has a plan, and sadly, his plan for you doesn’t involve more than one child”, I immediately think, “What kind of God is it who comes up with plans that involve making a baby suffer a life where he never eats and he has to fight for every breath and then dies at fifteen months?” And then I think, “Gee, if God’s got his plan, then what’s the point of all this prayer I’m supposed to be doing?” Because I imagine God saying: “Hmmmm, this fellow wants his son to be healthy. Let me check the plan. Hmmmm…oh dear…sorry, dude, I’d help if I could, but see, I’ve got this plan.” One well-meaning person said something to the effect of, “Well, maybe God knew that Quinn was going to have serious problems and wanted him to have parents who could love him.” And I’m thinking, “That’s his only option? He’s God. How about fixing the health problems?!”

I still struggle with those questions. In fact, I suspect I’m likely to be struggling with those questions for the rest of my life. The main consolation is that I’m sure I’m not alone.

And with that, Ask Me Anything! August 2010 draws to a close. We’ll play again in February! Thanks for participating, folks.

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Questioning the Answers!

Or is that answering the questions? I get so confused….

Anyhow, continuing the answers to the Ask Me Anything! August 2010 edition submissions.

Glenn asks: In Mirror, Mirror, the evil Capt. Kirk has a device that allows him to destroy anyone he wants to, quickly and cleanly. There is not chance of detection — the perfect crime. If you had been given this device years ago, say when you were 20, would you have used it by now?

Hmmmmm. Questions like this are always intriguing. Could the Magic Killing Device (MKD for short) do away with anyone on the planet with whom I want done away? Or is it someone I actually have to have met? Because it’s not so easy to kill someone you’ve met, is it? (Or maybe I’m wrong here — I’m pretty sure that most murders are committed by someone who actually does know their victim, so maybe just going around randomly killing people is harder, which is what makes it conversely more scary.)

Anyway, there are lots of easy answers, such as “I could’ve eliminated Osama Bin Laden in 1993.” That certainly would have solved some problems, wouldn’t it. Someone like that, someone deeply dangerous and likely to pose a danger for years to come. I wouldn’t have used the MKD on, say, Timothy McVeigh after his capture and trial, because what would have been the point?

But then, there’s obviously no way to know, but I suspect that simply removing Osama Bin Laden from the scene without a trace might have ended up having a whole bunch of other effects that were, possibly, equally distasteful. This was, actually, one of my big problems with invading Iraq and deposing Saddam Hussein — the question of “Do we have any idea what we’re going to replace this guy with?” Because we can never underestimate the Universe: things can always get worse.

As for people I’ve actually known — well, probably not. There have been people in my life whom I’ve disliked; in fact, there have been people in my life whom I’ve disliked with some degree of intensity. But I’m glad to say that there are no people in my life whom I’ve disliked to the point of sincerely thinking that the world would just be an all-around better place if they were busy fertilizing the daffodils, rather than exerting their carbon footprint upon the world.

So…would I use the device? To rid the world of a truly evil person, maybe. But I’m not sure.

>Redsneakz asks: Are there any kosher restaurants in the Buffalo prefecture of Blogistan, should I be moved to come that way?

I honestly never gave it much thought until just now. I don’t think that Buffalo has an especially large Jewish population, for one thing. There’s only one synagogue in the area that I specifically know of, and Googling some others, I see that there are others, but they’re mainly in the city and/or the northern suburbs. There appear to be none at all in the Southtowns, where I live, and the Kosher section at The Store (the location where I work) consists of a single 4-foot section of grocery shelving. And we never carry Passover Coke. I’m not sure why Buffalo doesn’t have more of a Jewish population, but Buffalo is heavily Catholic. I don’t know if the one has anything to do with the other.

So, answering the original question, I again had to do a bit of Googling, and what I found doesn’t seem terribly encouraging to the Kosher traveler. There just does not seem to be much that’s Kosher ’round these parts, at all. A couple of delis, maybe a dairy place, and a couple of eateries in Niagara Falls, Ontario. I’m not surprised by this, really, given the small size of Buffalo’s Jewish population and the somewhat spotty nature of Buffalo’s ethnic cuisine. (If one includes “Kosher” among the general category of “ethnic”, which I’m not sure is totally fair, but I’m only doing it here to illustrate the point.) Buffalo tends to have a lot of good places in some categories of ethnic food (Italian, Indian, Thai), maybe a handful of good places in other categories (sushi), and some styles are woefully underrepresented here (Kosher, dim sum).

In conclusion: a person observing a Kosher diet can eat here, but it will probably involve a bit of effort and not a great deal of variety.

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Continuing the Answers

More answers to more questions! As usual, most questions end up coming from Roger, which is fine because he comes up with good questions. Here’s another:

What do you think will happen with issues involving US gay rights in the next three to five years: gay marriage; Don’t Ask, Don’t tell; the Defense of Marriage Act?

I’m not sure I can predict so small a timeframe, but the long-range trend with respect to homosexuality is clear: acceptance is growing, and it’s going to keep right on growing. There’s very little doubt in my mind that gay marriage is going to come to pass, as will allowing gays to serve in the military without having to hide the fact that they’re gay. It’s coming; it can’t be stopped.

And that’s a good thing.

I remember when I was a kid I had the standard homophobia that I suppose you’ll find in any young kid growing up in a small town; one of the harshest insults with which you could strike another kid in your class was to call him “gay”, “faggot”, or “fairy”. (I have to admit here, though, that when I first heard “fairy” used as a synonym for “gay”, I was dumb enough to think that the word was “ferry”. I couldn’t figure out for the life of me what a passenger boat for taking people across a body of water had to do with sexual orientation, but I went with it because I wanted to fit in. Sometimes I wasn’t the sharpest crayon in the box.) I don’t remember when I came to the realization that homosexuality isn’t wrong at all, but I did. And thank heavens for that.

So, the specifics of how it all might unfold? I have no idea. There will likely be more setbacks, such as more crap like Prop 8 in California. It’s going to be a struggle, but I’m convinced that it’s a struggle the gays are going to win.

A couple of questions come from one of my Flickr contacts, Artist of Life, who posts wonderfully quirky and evocative photos (many self-portraits) that relate to various issues of life she grapples with. She can be serious and whimsical and is one of my favorite people on Teh Interweb. Her questions:

Has reading a book ever changed your life? Which one and why, if yes?

Oh, many! Most books, in fact, change my life in some way or other, I suspect. Each one alters the trajectory of what I plan to read in the future. If I find myself loving a book by an author who’s new to me, there’s that. Or if I’m reading a book that I’m finding I deeply love — then I am likely to read something in a completely different genre next, because anything in the same genre might well pale in comparison.

But I think what my friend is asking is for those books that really shifted things in my head, the books that made real, permanent marks on my soul. Here, we’re talking about some very special books indeed. A partial list:

The Lord of the Rings, Tolkien (Well, yeah!)

The Prydain Chronicles, Alexander (Before Tolkien, actually. My first foray into epic fantasy.)

2001: A Space Odyssey, Clarke (The first true SF book that I remember reading. I didn’t get all of it, but it was endlessly fascinating to me.)

Cosmos, Sagan (I didn’t really understand much of this book at all when I got it when I was nine, but I read it all the way through in college, at long last — and it rocked my world. In fact, I’m due for a re-read.)

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Pirsig (Not sure how I feel about it now, but this book fueled a lot of my thought processes in college.)

Macbeth, Shakespeare (when I first realized that the Bard was not boring!)

On Writing, King. (Still the best book on writing I’ve read yet.)

What were you doing the last time you really had a good laugh?

I’m lucky in that I tend to laugh a lot! I laughed earlier tonight because I got to annoy The Daughter by working titles of songs from The Phantom of the Opera into conversation. (It’s her favorite movie now, and she listens to the music constantly. So it bugs her when I say things like, “I’d like you to do the dishes and sweep the kitchen floor. That’s all I ask of you!” Then she yells at me, so I say, “Oh, I’m sorry, didn’t mean to offend. Did I cross the point of no return?” Torturing one’s kid is one of life’s finest pleasures. I understand so much of my own father’s shenanigans nowadays!)

There’s a video on YouTube right now that made me laugh a lot. It’s about a young girl and her infatuation with SF writer Ray Bradbury. You can watch it here. Warning: it is not safe for work, and it includes a very dirty word right in its title! But yes, it made me laugh and laugh hard.

I also laugh when The Wife forwards me particularly interesting LOLCat photos, which are usually ones that look disturbingly like one of our own cats. Such as this one, which I’m almost convinced actually is Lester.

Finally: How many pairs of Over-Alls do you own? 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 You did say ANYTHING 🙂

Yup, that I did! And I’m kind of surprised that in all the times I’ve done Ask Me Anything!, this question has never been asked. And the answer is…well, it’ll sound weird, but then, I suppose that bridge is already crossed, innit? So, here’s a rundown…oh boy….

Dickies, stonewashed blue: 4
Dickies, regular blue: 2
Dickies, Hickory stripe: 3
Dickies, black: 2

Vintage Lee, blue: 2
Vintage Lee, hickory stripe: 1

Gap, blue: 3
Gap, brown: 1

Old Navy, blue: 3

Key, blue: 1
Key, Hickory stripe: 1

And that’s not all…there are a few more whose brand names I don’t recall or which I don’t count because they don’t currently fit very well (yup, time to start losing weight again). Maybe it’s a little less weird if I call it a “collection”, though. Hey, you name it, somebody out there is collecting it, right?

In terms of expense, most of these I bought cheaply on eBay, which is mostly a matter of luck and timing. The blue vintage Lee ones (this pair, and one just like it only a little darker blue) was a very surprising find; by some miracle I was the only bidder in the single auction for both of them and ended up paying less than twenty bucks total for both. That was pretty shocking; believe it or not, vintage overalls can fetch surprisingly high prices. I’ve seen some auctions that set their starting bid at $349.99! That is crazy. As much as I love my overalls, there’s no way I’d pay that much for a single pair!

OK, more answers to come. There aren’t too many questions left!

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More answers….

Continuing the answering from Ask Me Anything! August 2010, with a few queries from Roger:

TIME magazine put on its cover recently a picture of a young woman with her nose cut off, presumably by the Taliban. Appropriate or not to put on a national magazine? Is it advocacy journalism?

I can’t really say if putting such a photo on the cover is advocacy journalism or not, but it’s definitely highly provocative. I think the question of “advocacy” would hinge on whatever slant exists, if any, in the article corresponding to that cover image.

As for being appropriate to a national magazine, I’m even less sure. It’s certainly a disturbing image, but having just searched it out online (I found it here), I must say that it’s not the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen on a magazine cover. But…well, I have a hard time with it being on the cover of one of the most prominent magazines in the country. It just seems…a little much to me. Putting the image in the magazine? Fine. On the cover? That does seem a bit exploitative to me.

Who is going to be in, and win (pick one or both) the next World Series and/or the next Super Bowl?

Not the Pirates or the Bills!

I don’t pay enough attention to baseball anymore to really be able to make any kind of confident prediction there. As for the Super Bowl, well, I’m not ready to make my annual prediction yet (I do this the week before the regular season starts), but right now, Indianapolis and Green Bay seem like good bets to me.

Who will be President of the United States in 2013?

Barack Obama.

More answers to come!

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Providing more answers

Continuing the address the queries posed in Ask Me Anything!, I received this one via e-mail from a longtime reader who prefers to remain anonymous:

“Imagine that you’ve just inherited $20 million free and clear, but you only have 10 years to live. What would you do differently? Specifically, what would you stop doing?”

I’d buy a house, establish a savings account for The Daughter’s college and for the comfort of the entire Family Unit once my ten years are up. What would I do differently? I’m not sure. Knowing that I had the financial ability to do mostly whatever I wanted for the time I know I have left on the planet, I’d do pretty much precisely that. I’d spend my time writing, reading, teaching myself woodworking, and being with the family.

What would I stop doing? What others want me to do, except on my terms. While the prospect of ten, and only ten, years left to live would be somewhat of a downer, I have to think that in some ways it would be incredibly liberating. Time would be both removed as a factor in life in some ways, and pushed to the forefront of all factors in other ways, wouldn’t it? The impulse to waste time would become my greatest enemy.

My most important thing would be getting some stuff written. It’s easier to waste time when you have no idea how much you have, isn’t it?

Paul asks this:

What, if anything would prompt you to cut your hair and shave your beard?

A cancer diagnosis might do the trick. Or an offer of a huge sum of money, provided that I’m allowed to let it grow right back. If it’s “A hundred million bucks but you have to pay it back if your hair is ever longer than one inch again”, then I’m saying, “Yeah, thanks but no thanks.”

I suppose it’s conceivable that I might someday decide I want to have short hair and be clean shaven again, but for now, I have no desire whatsoever to go that route. So here I am, happily hirsute.

(Now, obviously, if The Company was to adopt new appearance standards that mandated short hair and no facial hair, then that’s that. Luckily, I don’t see that happening.)

More to come!

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Ask Me Anything! Answers the First.

It’s time to begin answering the queries posed in this August edition of Ask Me Anything! Here we go:

Maura asks: Which is the best country to which one flees come the conservative revolution? Canada is too cold, English must be understood, and I’ll need a good internet connection.

It’s still Canada. Sorry! Or maybe France. But I’m not terribly worried about the “conservative revolution”. I survived Reagan and George W. Bush, so I think I can survive whatever comes. (Unless it’s President Palin, in which case I’m looking for property in Fort Erie, ON.)

Andy asks: How many INNOCENT sub-contractors perished when those rebel SCUM destroyed the death star???

Bah. They’re defense contractors in the middle of a Galactic Civil War, and they’re building an enormous military construct and weapon. What did they think might happen!

Incidentally, though, I’ve occasionally thought that maybe George Lucas was making a sly reference to this question (raised in Clerks) when he revealed in Attack of the Clones that the original designers of the Death Star are creepy, insectoid Geonosans. Nobody cares if they die when the Death Star goes up, right?

And finally Quince asks: If I send you $50 via pay pal will you give me an honest review the outline of a novel I am working on?

No, for a couple of reasons. First, I’m not at all certain that my input on such matters would be worth any particular sum of money. I’d feel a bit funny accepting cash for that. But secondly, and more importantly, an outline isn’t a novel. Critiquing an outline isn’t likely to be of use, because it’s the actual writing that makes the book. Any judgments of a story that’s in outline form run the risk of greatly missing the point. It would be like deciding if a person is attractive or not based on an X-ray of their skeleton or deciding if a building is a good one based on the architectural renderings. An outline won’t convey dialog, voice, pacing, description, and all the other goodies that come into play in good writing. Of course, with an architectural rendering, you can still see things like “Hey Bob, did you intentionally leave the roof unsupported by any kind of truss structure?”, but a novel outline is unlikely to make any such novelistic flaws stand out as such — and if it does, well, you’re probably not writing seriously in the first place.

So don’t obsess over the outline — figure out the story you want to tell, and then tell it. That’s where the proof lies.

More to come!

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Final call — Ask Me Anything!

Ask Me Anything!

I ended up being busier than I expected over the weekend, so I didn’t get a start yet on collating answers to the questions submitted in Ask Me Anything! August 2010. That being the case, I’m leaving the submission period open until Tuesday morning, August 17. I’ll end it at that time. So, one last day — Ask Me Anything! We won’t be playing again until February.

Leave questions in comments at the post linked above. (I do this to keep the questions in one place, for easy gathering.)

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Ask Me Anything! August 2010 edition

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Ask Me Anything!

Yup, it’s that time again! Or rather, it’s that time already.

See, I’ve always done Ask Me Anything! — well, not always, but the last few years, anyway — in February, as part of my Blogiversary Month festivities. That just seems like too long, though; Ask Me Anything! tends to produce a lot of good posting-fodder, and it’s a lot of fun, so I’ve decided to indulge a thought I had when I wrapped up the last round, this past February, and start doing Ask Me Anything! twice yearly. We’ll do in in February and August, so each one is six months apart. Cool, eh?

So, here we go. Standard rules apply: Put questions into the comments on this post. I’ll periodically kick this post to the top of the blog (or post a reminder), up until Sunday, August 15. Got questions?

Ask Me Anything!

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