Tag Archives: Bad Joke Friday

Ayup: Evidence has been found that William Tell and family were avid bowlers. However, all the league records were destroyed in a fire and we’ll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

For those of a musical mind: An Eb note, a C note, and a G note walk into a bar. The barman says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors here.” C sends Eb a dirty look. “I told you to act … Continue reading →

A friend posted this on Facebook, and in honor of St. Patrick’s Day, here it is! — It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of an Irish pub. An old man stood beside the puddle … Continue reading →

Eep! I almost forgot about this! Take it away, Mr. Astrophysicist Man: Geologists are important for our understanding of rocks on Earth and on other planets. So never take them for granite. — Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) March 10, 2017

A visual one this week! Here is the cheesiest pick-up line ever:

I admit, this isn’t funny. At all. I’m only using it because the parenthetical note is funnier than the joke, and because this is a vintage bad joke that was apparently printed in 1921. (via)

Stolen from Tumblr: A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, “You can’t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.” … Continue reading →

Long joke today! This is a story that takes place in a world very much like our own, with one key difference. There is a lever that, when flipped, will end the world. No fanfare. No build-up. No warning. Just, … Continue reading →

Well, might as well start THIS up again…. I got fired from my job for stealing kitchen equipment. It was a whisk I was willing to take.