Tag Archives: Bad Joke Friday

This one may be too bad for this feature, but…. Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws! No no, stay seated, I’ll show myself out.

The Wife told me this one, so you can all blame her if you like: What’s the cheapest cut of meat? Deer balls! Why? They’re under a buck!

From the Twitter feed “Shit Jokes” (helps to know your chemistry!): Wanna talk about Sodium? Na Nitric Oxide? NO Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorus Iodine Sulfur or Fluorine? OMg PISS OFF Potassium? K

At the intersection of science and civics…. A school kid asks his teacher, “Is it true that the law of gravity keeps us on Earth?” The teacher replied, “Yes.” The kid then asked, “What kept us down before the law … Continue reading →

Via Roger, who shared this with me on Facebook: A duck walks into a pharmacy to and asks for Chapstick. When the pharmacist hands it to him, the duck replies, “Thanks, just put it on my bill.”