Bass Pro…and counting….

It’s a “Done deal”.

Bass Pro is coming to Buffalo, where they’ll be building in the same location they were originally going to build, but which they then decided not to in favor of a second location that was then scuttled when a bunch of preservationists decided that we needed to preserve some stuff that isn’t there to be preserved anyway, at which point they decided to go back to Location A but with a different plan for a building to build anyway.

Do I have that right?

I’m wondering in what order these events will happen:

1. American troops leave Iraq.
2. A manned mission lands on Mars.
3. The Buffalo Bills win a Super Bowl.
4. The Buffalo Sabres win a Stanley Cup.
5. Bass Pro opens in Buffalo.

I love the new design. But then, I loved the last design. I just want something, anything, built. I’m just afraid that at this rate, they’ll end up building a new 7-11 down there with one of those vending machines out back that dispense nightcrawlers for a buck.

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Safety Tip #785

When driving and operating a dump truck, make sure that you’re not directly beneath a pair of ungrounded 34000-volt power cables before raising the truck’s bed. Failure to observe this rule can result in scene like this:

Fortunately, no one was hurt. Except for the truck, which has now gone to the great rock quarry in the sky.

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Bring your kids!

About a month ago I mentioned a new children’s bookstore opening soon in Orchard Park, “B is for Books”. Well, the store is going to open this week! They’re doing a soft-open on October 9, with a grand opening bash to come on October 13. Check out their website, bis4books.com, for more information. These aren’t the best of times to be opening independent bookstores, but here’s hoping they make it — consider them, for instance, for your next big birthday party for your kid, if you’re sick of the whole Chuck E. Cheese scene. And support a local business while doing so!

UPDATE: I see that their website doesn’t include directions. For those unfamiliar with Orchard Park or with the Southtowns in general, take the 219 south to the Orchard Park exit, and take Route 20A (which becomes Quaker St. in Orchard Park). When you come to the intersection of 20A and 277/240 (Buffalo St), keep going straight, and Bis4Books will be on the left not more than a few hundred feet past the intersection. They have parking in the rear. And while you’re here, check out some of the other nifty little shops and eateries we have to offer in Orchard Park! We’ve got a great little town here, I’ll tell you what.

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A Domestic Scene in Three Parts

Part One: The Other Day.

I’m sitting at my desk, going through some stuff. The Daughter is playing on the computer. I’ve just picked up a shopping bag.

THE DAUGHTER: Where’s that bag from?

ME: Barnes&Noble.

THE DAUGHTER: Ooooooh. I hate their commercials.

She resumes playing her game. I mull over what she’s just said.

ME: Huh?!

Part Two: Last night.

We’re driving past McKinley Mall.

ME: Interesting…I’ll bet that big area of construction there next to JC Penney is where the new Barnes&Noble is going in.

THE DAUGHTER: Ooooooh. I hate Barnes&Noble! I hate their commercials!

ME: Huh?! What commercials? I’ve never seen a Barnes&Noble commercial in my life!

THE DAUGHTER: Yeah, they have that creepy bald guy.

ME: Uhhhh…OK.

Part Three: Our bedroom this morning.

The Wife and I are talking about lots of stuff.

ME: And what was up with her rant about Barnes and Noble’s commercials? Have you ever seen a Barnes&Noble commercial?

THE WIFE: Nope. Can’t say that I have.

ME: And it wasn’t just that — she described the commercial! She said it had a creepy bald guy!

THE WIFE: Bald guy? Ooooooh!

[beat]

THE WIFE: (triumphantly) Cellino and Barnes!

[beat]

ME: Oh, wow….

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Christmas in Blogistan? (part quatre)

I haven’t mentioned this in a few days, but hey, Buffalo bloggers (all those who haven’t already weighed in), pencil in December 8 for a Buffalo Blogger Christmas Con, or Buffalo Blogging Festivus, or whatever we want to call this gathering. My suggestion for a venue is this place. Yes, it’s in the Southtowns (Aieee!), and you can’t see the HSBC Building from their parking lot (thus guaranteeing that Mary Kunz Goldman* won’t be in attendance), but it’s quite easy to get to (I-90 to 219 South, 219 South to Milestrip East, Milestrip East to Southwestern Blvd/US20 East, two miles or so to BSG). I have no idea if we’d need to “book” the place in advance, but it looks like a pretty big place anyway, and as I mentioned in a previous posting, the Sabres have a late game that night (they’ll be on a west coast trip, puck dropping at 10:00 or thereabouts our time).

Spread the word. Otherwise, it’s just Jen and I looking awkwardly across the table at one another, and me saying stuff like, “So. Mark. How’s that workin’ out for ya?”

Previous posts on this subject here and here. Alan mentioned it, to the sound of chirping crickets; Paul mentioned it and got a couple of responses. Let’s get the word out, people! That bar’s 15 teevee’s aren’t gonna watch themselves!

* I kid! She’s been producing some nice writing on classical music lately, such as this interview with Van Cliburn. Actually, she’s always produced nice writing on classical music.

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Notes from the Southtowns

Some stuff going on in my neck of the Niagara Frontier, if anyone’s interested:

:: They don’t have a website yet, nor is their physical location even open yet, but there’s a new children’s bookstore coming to Orchard Park, called “B is for Books”. The signage says that they’re “coming this fall”, so hopefully they’ll be open soon. I’ll report back when they are. There’s also a sign that says they’ll do birthday parties as well, so that might be a nice alternative to the Chuck E. Cheese kind of thing.

:: Have any of my readers taken advantage at all of these new “Meal Preparation Stores”? I only just heard of this concept last week, when I read this article in the Buffalo News*. The idea is to allow for “home cooked” meals, but not at home: these places apparently provide you with ingredients and cooking space based on a menu you’ve chosen, and then you get to use their facilities to prepare the meals and then take them home for use during the week or whatever. Interesting idea for people who are really busy but who don’t want to rely on take-out constantly. I don’t think I’d get much use out of a service like this, since we do tend to have time to cook, but anyway, apparently these places are springing up all over.

And the newest one’s literally on my streetcorner, in what used to be a 7-11. It’s called Dinner Dilemma, and they have a pretty informative website up already. If this kind of service appeals to you, and you live in the Southtowns, check it out. (Obviously, for those of my readers who live in places like Albany (NY), Tulsa (OK), Chandler (AZ), or other points ’round the globe, you might want to look into a Meal Preparation Store more convenient to your locale. But then, you already knew that, because my readers are smart folks. Which makes me wonder why I’ve just typed all this. I need coffee.)

:: Also right around the corner from me is a neighborhood where one house is home to someone who has a logo for IP8Ball.com on the driverside door of their SUV. Ever curious, I checked it out, and it turns out to be a site for a blossoming paintball business. I don’t know the first thing about paintball (other than it looks like fun), but, well, there it is.

* Apparently the News has discontinued “First Sunday”, the Buffalo-centric lifestyle magazine that always came with the paper on the first Sunday of each month. I know, they want to revamp lots of the ways they provide content over there, what with the Interweb and declining circulation and all, but I liked “First Sunday”. Oh well.

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Christmas in Blogistan? (part troix)

Threads here or here, for residents of the Buffalo Prefecture or anyone from other Prefectures of Blogistan who may wish to travel to Buffalo for a hootenanny on Saturday, December 8. And if anyone has a suggestion for a venue, that would be helpful too — maybe Duff’s in Orchard Park? Someplace in Cheektowaga? Pearl Street? And would a Secret Santa-style gift exchange be fun, or really lame? What say you, folks?

(I’m closing comments for this post because I’d like to keep only two comments threads open on this subject for now. But feel free to comment in either of the two posts linked above.)

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Christmas in Blogistan?

A special note for the citizens of the Buffalo Prefecture of Blogistan: Jen and I have been in contact, and we’re wondering if Saturday, December 8, would be a good day for a BloggerCon Christmas Party. We figure that blocking out a date really early in advance would make it easiest for people to attend, no? As of yet this is literally all we’ve planned, so a venue would have to be chosen — maybe one of those big restaurants by the Ralph, or the Buffalo Sports Garden in Orchard Park? (The BSG is on Southwestern Blvd, really easy to get to, and that night the Sabres have a night game on the west coast, so we wouldn’t be conflicting with Sabres traffic until late.)

Or maybe someplace in Cheektowaga, more central in the area? Thoughts, folks?

Hey, how about Alan‘s front lawn? By then he’ll have all of his “Bedenko for America” signs taken down, I’d assume. Sure, it’ll be cold, but we can get a bunch of 55-gallon steel drums and burn copies of the News and Artvoice in them keep warm, right? (I kid, folks!)

Seriously, though, how’s that date work, and where should we do this?

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I heart JP Losman

Here’s what I love to see: JP Losman, the Bills’ young starting quarterback (entering his fourth year with the team), has taken his new hometown into his heart in a big way:

When Losman started to think about what he could do for the City of Buffalo, it’s no surprise his focus went to the grass-roots level. Lending his name to a project, donating a bunch of money and then handing it all off to subordinates is so not his style. If Losman is going to get involved, he’s going to roll up his sleeves and throw his heart into it.

So this summer, Losman created a project called Buffalo Lives, a nonprofit organization with a goal of beautifying Buffalo one block at a time.

His new project has a website, BuffaloLives.org. Of this project, Losman says:

“When you pick a name, you ask yourself, what are we trying to get accomplished?” he said. “We’re planting things that are going to be alive and stay alive. It’s not a dying city. It’s a city moving forward.

“It’s a city that has had the greatest number of comebacks in the last couple of years, according to some studies of the number of people moving back to their communities,” Losman said. “It was just rated in Forbes magazine as one of the coolest cities in America for nightlife, culture, art, music. It is being recognized, but the actual people of Buffalo need to recognize it.”

The 26-year-old Losman is a native of Venice, Calif., and spent his college years at Tulane University in New Orleans. After being drafted by the Bills in 2004, he moved into a downtown condominium. Last year, he bought a house on Oakland Place, near Women and Children’s Hospital.

“The old-style homes in the city — they were built to last,” Losman said. “Whereas you go to California, and they box you in like rice. The homes are twice as expensive as here in Buffalo and twice as small and twice as close together. There’s no backyard.

“On any given night, you can hear good music,” Losman said of Buffalo. “On any given night, you can go to many great restaurants. People do take pride in the area, but I think people need to realize they can take more of a leadership role in their community than they realize.”

This is just terrific. Bravo, JP.

Now, win the Super Bowl one of these years, and you’ll be worshipped like nobody since…Jim Kelly!

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