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:: Ten Incredible Sea Forts. I love these…the first one looks like it could be a setting in a dystopic, future-Earth-where-global-warming-has-flooded-everyplace story; the second looks like something out of a James Bond movie. The rest are cool, too.

:: Really nifty stormtrooper costumes. My favorite here, given the Dumas I’ve been reading of late, is the Three Musketeers version.

:: Snell pinpoints the true location of the Batcave. It’s…not where I expected. (I have to be honest, though, I mentally rebel against the idea of Gotham being anywhere on the Atlantic coast. In my head, as Metropolis is a stand-in for NYC, Gotham is a stand-in for Chicago. It just is, and forevermore will be. But really, fictional cities suck and mess everything up…said the guy who has set a bunch of his short stories, unpublished as they may be, in the fictional city of New Mowbray, MI, which is located on the eastern shores of Lake Michigan…and which is not unlike another Great Lakes city, farther to the east, at the end of Lake Erie….)

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:: A seven-foot-long model of the Serenity, made entirely out of Legos. Absolutely amazing. Lots of linkage at io9!


01 Serenity


:: For some reason, Major League Baseball teams have, for the last few years, employed the pie-in-the-face as their post-game ritual for the celebration of individual heroics, such as the pitcher who throws a complete-game one-hit shutout, or the left-fielder who goes 5-5 with two home runs and 9 RBIs. Baseball ‘pies’ tend to be shaving cream, which is gross, but…well anyway, the Oakland A’s did a video of what their office culture might be like if they employed pies for celebrating off-field accomplishments of the organization, such as, say, selling a set of season tickets.




:: And there’s just no other way to say this: it’s Awesome.

God I hope this works!

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:: Buffalo is the 34th ‘manliest’ city in America. NYC, Boston, LA, Minneapolis, and Portland — all cities which rank lower — can suck it!

:: Lit humor (via):

:: For no reason, here’s a Mountain Dew commercial from 1980:

I remember this particular ad campaign pretty well, actually — these ads aired a lot back when I had my first teevee in my own room, when we were living in Portland, OR. It’s a pretty effective bunch of ads, I think, since I recall them now, so many years later. The idea of a bunch of friends going out into the wilderness — that looks, not incidentally, a lot like the Pacific Northwest — on a hot day and then spends a lot of time messing around with water and drinking Mountain Dew to cool off? I think that’s a lot more interesting than some more recent pop ads, which go for dumb jock humor. But that’s just me.

I like Mountain Dew, but I only drink it a couple times a year. One or two bottles, and I’m good for quite a while.

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:: One thing that gets made fun of a lot about Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith is the long, anguished cry of “Nooooooooo!” that Darth Vader gives when he learns that after all his Dark Side stuff, Padme is dead. This seems to me a great pity, because after all, people giving long, anguished cries of “Nooooooooo!” is a long and proud tradition from the movies.

:: Overquoted movies. I agree on some of these — the insatiable need some folks feel to endlessly recite the same couple of quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail at the Renaissance Faire is a longtime source of irritation of mine, but generally…I like it when people quote movies. I do try to go for more obscure quotes, though — when quoting The Princess Bride, for example, it’s fun to list a long list of things I have to do, and then wrap it up with, “I have a wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it. I’m swamped.” Or, when someone questions whether I can do something, to grin and say, “Ahh, but I am not left-handed!”

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:: Roger Ebert linked this on Facebook, and it’s pretty great, actually: the 50 greatest matte paintings of all time. For non-film geeks in the audience, a matte painting is how filmmakers used to create vistas onscreen that were too expensive or fantastic to actually build as sets. One of the most iconic ones — and featured in the article — is the crate-filled warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Matte painting — the actual painting of a sheet of glass for superimposition of the filmed images — has largely gone the wayside in the era of digital composition, and while I’ve never been one to lament the passing of special-effects-by-hand in favor of CGI (having seen lots of bad FX-by-hand in my day), but there is something nifty about knowing that an artist was literally painting a piece of glass to make the movie magic happen.

:: This is an amazing video comprising all of the launches of the space shuttle. Yes, including that one — but you can’t really show them all and leave off the one that ended poorly. And once again, I’m reminded that while the shuttle’s day was overdue to end, it’s a sad thing that it ended with no new ship to have its day afterward….

:: As of this writing, the Pittsburgh Pirates are ten games over .500, in first place in the NL Central, and they are assured of entering the All-Star Break with at least a share of first place. Their record right now is 47-37, and after a really slow start at the plate, their hitters have produced nicely the last month or so (not that they couldn’t add another bat for the stretch run, and given how they’ve stocked the farm system that last few years, they could do so without mortgaging their future the way they did in 1990 when they traded Moises Alou for Zane Smith). Go Bucs!

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:: Seen on Facebook:

In my case, they wouldn’t dig up too much scandalous stuff. I think. I didn’t spend that much of that decade in a drunken stupor. But then again, I doubt the country is ready for a President who would wear overalls to deliver the State of the Union, challenge Republicans to pie fights, and spend ridiculous amounts of time arguing online about whether John Williams is better than Jerry Goldsmith.

::  I’m pretty sure I’ve highlighted her work here before, but there’s a photographer I follow on Flickr (going by the name Ar’alani) whose work I invariably find absolutely gorgeous. Here’s an example:

The Shy Beauty

She makes the Pacific Northwest look even more beautiful than it already is, and that’s quite an accomplishment, because the Pacific Northwest is sufficiently beautiful that a drunken gorilla with a two-megapixel camera could take gorgeous photos of that region.

::  Julian Barnes on a life of bibliomania:

I am more optimistic, both about reading and about books. There will always be non-readers, bad readers, lazy readers – there always were. Reading is a majority skill but a minority art. Yet nothing can replace the exact, complicated, subtle communion between absent author and entranced, present reader. Nor do I think the e-reader will ever completely supplant the physical book – even if it does so numerically. Every book feels and looks different in your hands; every Kindle download feels and looks exactly the same (though perhaps the e-reader will one day contain a “smell” function, which you will click to make your electronic Dickens novel suddenly reek of damp paper, fox marks and nicotine).

Books will have to earn their keep – and so will bookshops. Books will have to become more desirable: not luxury goods, but well-designed, attractive, making us want to pick them up, buy them, give them as presents, keep them, think about rereading them, and remember in later years that this was the edition in which we first encountered what lay inside. I have no luddite prejudice against new technology; it’s just that books look as if they contain knowledge, while e-readers look as if they contain information. My father’s school prizes are nowadays on my shelves, 90 years after he first won them. I’d rather read Goldsmith’s poems in this form than online.

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:: No matter how well-versed I am in Star Trek lore, there’s always something new to learn…like a really creepy thing that almost happened in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. My God, I’m glad they didn’t do this in the movie.

:: Here’s a handy reading flowchart. I think. I don’t use flowcharts to select my reading material, I just kind of wander amongst shelves.

:: “At the bottom of the biggest underwater cave in the world, diving deeper than almost anyone had ever gone, Dave Shaw found the body of a young man who had disappeared ten years earlier. What happened after Shaw promised to go back is nearly unbelievable—unless you believe in ghosts.” This is a pretty harrowing and tragic (and rather graphic) story. It’s also highly compelling reading.

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:: Ever wonder how the events of Pulp Fiction unfold in real time, as opposed to the film’s nonlinear depiction of the story? Wonder no more…here’s a timeline!

(via)

:: PopSpots is a site that figures out the exact locations that great events in popular culture took place, such as the location depicted in Edvard Munch’s The Scream. The site is NYC-centric, but still fascinating.

:: PIXAR’s rules of storytelling. A lot of good food for thought here, for those interested in the telling of tales. I will admit that i don’t agree with item #7, which indicates that you need to figure out your ending first. I like the endings to arise as I go, and I rarely start a story with an ending in mind; when I do have an ending in mind, it’s only the very basic idea of what happens at the end, as opposed to any detailed stuff. I prefer to let the characters end the story.

But then, I’m a guy with a bunch of unpublished manuscripts and rejection notes. They’re a movie studio with a gazillion dollars and the good will of the entire planet. Hmmmmm…nah, I’m gonna be pigheaded and keep doing it my way! Take that, PIXAR!

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