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Tag Archives: Pie in the Face
The conversations I have….
I did try to tell her that shaving cream is the worst possible thing ever ever ever, but they never listen! The pie-in-the-face topic came up a bunch of times last week, which always makes me cheerful….
Lazy Linkage!
It’s been a while since I did this, hasn’t it? I am, once again, going to try to be better about regularly updating this blog. Of course, we’ve heard that before, haven’t we? :: Apparently the person who runs the … Continue reading
National Whipped Cream Day
I know, the day is almost over, but I didn’t want to let the day go by without a recognition of National Whipped Cream Day! I’ve no idea why a day honoring such a wonderful substance would be January 5, … Continue reading
It may be my year….
A new Star Wars movie and a new James Bond movie. I’m releasing my second book. Overalls appear to be coming back into fashion. and now this appears in the New York Times. Ah, the thrown pie. Among the sweetest … Continue reading
Dispatches
Some stuff from recent days! :: A kinetic sculpture featuring eleven thousand marbles. This kind of thing delights me to ridiculous degrees. :: This blog is most certainly NOT SAFE FOR WORK, but it’s kind of interesting, if you’ve ever … Continue reading
That is NOT a pie!
Headline on Mashable.com: Getting hit in the face with a pie will always be funny But then they show this video of a kid playing a game called “Pie Face” with his grandfather. It’s a game of chance where, if … Continue reading
Instaweeks!
Presenting, without comment, some recent photographic documentation of my various atrocities….
Pi Day Followup
It turns out that I’m far from the only person to use Pi Day as an impetus for a pie in the face, which is actually kind of nice to learn. I mean, I want to be weird, but not … Continue reading
Happy Pi Day!
Yes, today is Pi Day! I don’t usually do much to observe Pi Day, but this year’s is a special edition, since this is the only year in this century when the digits will line up so perfectly. And how … Continue reading
Sunday Burst
Oddities and Awesome abound! :: Nifty video footage of the Atlantic Ocean Road in Norway. I’m not sure the video lives up the “OMG this road is an insane trek of DEATH!!!” that the surrounding article portrays, but it’s still … Continue reading