Saturday Quizzinating

Yup, like a fly to a bugzapper light, I am drawn to this dull quiz which I found at Antick Musings. What can I say? I like the quizzes. (Some of these questions are time-specific, so for reference, I’m writing this at about 9:30 am on Saturday morning.)

1. What is in the back seat of your car right now?

Ummmm…oh good, we brought The Daughter in from the car last night, so that’s good. For now, there’s an old computer monitor there, as well as some other assorted detritus because I tend to be very lax in cleaning out the car.

2. When was the last time you threw up?

I don’t remember, really. It was probably sometime in the last couple of years when I ate something that disagreed with me. (I’ve only twice in my life booted from too much alcohol consumption, and the most recent of these was almost ten years ago.)

3. What’s your favorite curse word?

I hate to admit this, but I get an awful lot of mileage out of the F-bomb. This may be my worst habit.

4. Name 3 people who made you smile today?

Well, it’s a new day, so I only have two: The Wife and The Daughter. Lots of folks at work made me smile yesterday, though. I like my coworkers. My coworkers rule.

5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?

Basking in the warmth of a cozy bed on a cold winter morning. And then I was getting up to make coffee.

6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?

Getting dressed, most likely.

7. What will you be doing 3 hours from now?

Eating lunch and doing a final check of the cupboards and fridge for our grocery needs. (Saturday is grocery shopping day at Casa Jaquandor.)

8. Have you ever been to a strip club?

Wow, now there’s a sudden shift in topics! No, I have not, and I honestly have no desire at all to go to one. I don’t have a problem with their existence, but I’m just not curious at all about that whole scene.

9. What is the last thing you said aloud?

“That’s not mine! I’m just holding it for a friend!”

Yup, that’s what I actually said out loud, about four minutes ago. The Wife is tidying up the kitchen area and she found a paper bag I’d brought home that has inside two ziploc baggies filled with…loose tea. A friend at work gave me some loose tea she had at home when I told her that I’d bought a nifty single-serve loose tea brewing contraption.

10. What is the best ice cream flavor?

Coffee Haagen-Dasz.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?

Wow. Just before I answered this question I drained my coffee cup.

12. What are you wearing right now?

A blue long-sleeve t-shirt under a blue short-sleeve henley shirt, with both of those under my usual blue overalls. Blue is the order of the day, I guess.

13. What was the last thing you ate?

A brownie, for dessert last night. I haven’t eaten anything yet today. I tend to make lunch my first meal on Saturdays, for some reason.

14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

No, but I will later today. I need new shoes for work, and maybe a new belt. (A shorter belt! I’m getting smaller! Yay me!)

15. When was the last time you ran?

No idea. I don’t like running. At the Y, my favorite cardio machines are the recumbent bikes. (I love me some walking, though, and its more strenuous cousin, hiking. Maybe this summer I’ll do some more hiking.)

16. What’s the last sporting event you watched?

Super Bowl XLII. I’m still basking in its afterglow.

This is generally the least interesting time of the year for me as a sports fan, and since I’m becoming less of a sports fan with each passing year, it only gets more so, although hockey’s interesting me again the last couple of years, owing to the Sabres. Try as I might, I just don’t like watching basketball, which means that the NBA is lost on me and the NCAA Tournament also doesn’t appeal to me, despite the fact that it probably offers its fans more great stories than just about any of our major periodic sports events, with the possible exception of the Olympics.

I don’t get excited for baseball anymore, since the Pirates are showing no signs of ever being any kind of competitive franchise any time in the near future. The best thing about this time of year, sports-wise? Figure skating’s championships.

What happened to 17?

It’s being held for ransom in Tel Aviv.

18. Who is the last person you emailed?

Probably The Wife.

19. Ever go camping?

Not in many moons. It’s something we always say we need to do, and then somehow we never actually do it. Weird.

20. Do you have a tan?

It’s February in Buffalo. So no. (It’s a bright sunny morning, though.)

Ok, now what happened to 21, 22 & 23????

They were probably embarrassing questions that a former quiz-taker didn’t feel like answering. I’ll bet they had to do with The Dirty.

24. Do you drink your soda from a straw?

At restaurants, no. But I do use a straw with my Big Gulp from 7-11.

25. What did your last IM say?

I don’t remember; it’s been a long while since I did any IM’ing. Usually my online time doesn’t seem to coincide with friends of mine being online at the same time.

26. Are you someone’s best friend?

I hope I’m The Wife’s best friend.

27. What are you doing tomorrow?

Church, a bit of laundry (maybe, if I don’t get it done tonight), the weekly Running of the Vacuum, maybe a jaunt to the Y (although I suspect I won’t be able to fit that in), some writing and reading. Oh, and yeah, I’m watching that Knight Rider remake.

28. Where is your mom right now?

So I take it this quiz was created by a teenybopper? I have no idea where my mother is right now. She lives seventy miles away.

29. Look to your left, what do you see?

Books, several teetering stacks of CDs, my original personal CD player (purchased in 1994) that actually died a few weeks ago (snif snif), a wall sconce with a candle, a wall calendar featuring Arthurian-themed paintings, and various Star Wars toys.

30. What color is your watch?

Mostly brown with a digital readout.

31. What do you think of when you think of Australia?

Huh?! Anyway, I think if Steve Irwin. Crikey!

32. Would you consider plastic surgery?

If I was in some kind of bad accident that made it necessary for having a normal life, yes. But as a “Geez, I’d surely achieve internal piece and harmony if only I had a more lantern-like jawline”, then no.

33. What is your birthstone?

Sapphire. My wife has my birthstone on her wedding ring, and I have hers (amethyst) on mine.

34. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Usually I go in.

35.How many kids do you want?

Three: the one I have, plus the two I lost.

36. Do you have a dog?

No.

37. Last person you talked to on the phone?

The Wife, probably; or a co-worker, since The Store has an extensive phone system.

38. Have you met anyone famous?

I’ve exchanged e-mails with Guy Gavriel Kay. That’s about the most famous person with whom I’ve had any personal contact. (Well, I’ve also met the people whose name is actually on the front of The Store. They’re famed in the business.)

39. Any plans today?

The Daughter has a party at church, and then grocery shopping and a trip to Target for non-grocery stuff that we need.

40. How many states have you lived in?

Pennsylvania, Oregon (three times), Wisconsin, West Virginia, New York, Iowa (counted for my college attendance).

41. Ever go to college?

Yes. Wartburg College, Waverly, Iowa. Class of 1993. BA in Philosophy with a minor in music.

42. Where are you right now?

My desk at Casa Jaquandor.

43. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?

Too much apartment clutter, but we’ve been slowly attacking this problem, a little at a time. Not getting enough writing done.

44. Last song listened to?

“Drink Up Me Hearties”, from the score to Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End. This is one of Hans Zimmer’s best scores. (Zimmer is an extremely controversial figure in film music fandom, but while I have some problems with his approach, I tend to like his music, undemanding though it tends to be.)

46. Are you allergic to anything?

Arsenic. That stuff can kill me.

47. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

I don’t have favorite shoes, although I use my hiking boots for most events that require shoes. I have a separate pair of boots for work (which I’m replacing today), and a pair of tennis shoes for walking and workouts at The Y (I’ll probably replace these sometime this spring). Also, I really need a new pair of Birkenstocks. That I don’t currently own Birks bothers me. What kind of pseudo-hippie can I be, if I don’t own Birkenstocks?

48. Are you jealous of anyone?

Yes. I’m not naming names, though, because that would be rude. So I’ll just link his blog. Yeah, I’m green with envy for that guy. Harumph!!!

50. Is anyone jealous of you?

I can’t for the life of me imagine why anyone would be.

51. What time is it?

Ten eighteen in the morning.

52. Do any of your friends have children?

Many of them do.

53. Do you eat healthy?

Not all the time, but much more than I used to. I have fallen in love with crusty bread dipped in extra virgin olive oil, so much so that I may never consume buttered bread again unless it happens to come with dinner at a restaurant.

54. What do you usually do during the day?

On weekdays, I work. On weekends, I don’t.

55. Do you hate anyone right now?

I swear, this question must be required for every Internet quiz-thing, along with “What are you wearing”. Weird. My stock answer applies: I don’t like to hate. Loathe? Sure. Find contemptuous? Yup. Hold in minimal high regard? Absolutely. But hate? Nope.

56. Do you use the word ‘hello’ daily?

Maybe not the exact word, but variants thereof, such as “Yo!” or “Howdy!” or “Hey!” or “Hi there!” I also like the “man in Jerry’s girlfriend’s belly button” voice from that one episode of Seinfeld:

58. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?

Thirty seven.

59. Have you ever been to Six Flags?

In a way: I went to Darien Lake (Western New York’s main amusement park) before it became a Six Flags park. But it was only a Six Flags park for a few years, and now it’s no longer associated with their brand. (I wasn’t terribly impressed with Darien Lake, by the way. For me the Gold Standard amusement park is Cedar Point. I don’t expect rides at parks to all rise to the Disney level of atmosphere, where every ride is almost completely self-contained in its own “universe”, but Darien Lake was, for me, pretty devoid of atmosphere or theme. It just felt like a bunch of rides. Fun rides, sure, but just a bunch of rides.)

60. How did you get one of your scars?

I have a scar on my chin from where I fell off my bike when I was in second grade, and my chin met the concrete of the sidewalk. Much blood, and to this day it’s the only time I’ve had to have stitches.

And there it is. Why do I do these quizzes? Why can I not resist their siren call? Why oh Why!

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123

I got tagged with the “123 Meme”, which goes thusly:

1. Pick up the nearest book ( of at least 123 pages).
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the next three sentences.
5. Tag five people.

OK, here we go. As it happens, I have a small bookshelf immediately adjacent the computer table, so I consider every book on that shelf to be the “nearest book”. That being the case, I figure I should choose something fairly odd, so here it is: for this meme-thing I’m using The Book of the SubGenius: The Sacred Teachings of J.R. “Bob” Dobbs.

I bought this book years ago, in my “Collecting books on all manner of very weird subjects” phase, a phase which included my purchasing of many books on conspiracy theory and UFOs and the like. (Not that I’ve ever believed in any such, but it’s terribly fun to think about. Kind of like ghosts and stuff in Stephen King novels and X-Files episodes.) I’ve never read Book of the SubGenius all the way through, but I’ve thumbed through it on occasion. It’s a lot of gonzo fun, and I’m not totally convinced there’s not something to it all; surely we could all use more Slack!

But anyway, back to the Meme-thing in progress. Assuming that I start counting with the first full sentence — i.e., not counting the sentence carried over from the preceding page 122 — here are the fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth sentences as they appear in the book:

BE READY.) [Sentence #5 comes in a parenthetical note. -Me]

What we envision for these dark days, when most others are starving, is a healthy feudal system in which all fit male and female SebGeniuses are warrior thug-serfs for “Bob”. How can any potential OverMan or ÜberLady entertain teh faitnest hopes of surviving the End Times without “Bob”? Yes, “Bob ” will be in Dallas then and you’ll want to be where “Bob” is if you want tickets to the Rescue Ships from Planet X… so why not serve under him and his chosen representatives on Earth while you STILL CAN???

Wow. Suddenly I’m wanting to read this thing all the way through. I think the secret answers I’ve been looking for may have been on my bookshelf the entire time!

And now, to tag people. Hmmmmm…normally I don’t tag people, but here are some that might be disposed. Or might not. They’re a temperamental bunch.

Erin, Jennifer, SamuraiFrog, (It’s not “No Meme Month” on my calendar!), Tosy and Cosh, and Lynn.

And there you have it.

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A Weird Quiz

I don’t really get this quiz, but here it is. I snagged it from SamuraiFrog [link fixed –ed.] (and I’ve edited out a few questions that I wouldn’t answer on the basis that either positively or negatively, the answers aren’t the kind of thing I blog about). The things that I’ve done are marked with an X. (And I don’t get what the “levels” mean.

Level 1
() Smoked a cigarette.
(x) Smoked a cigar.
() Kissed a member of the same sex.
(x) Drank alcohol.

The only smoking I’ve ever done is a couple of cigars given me by guys I knew what they had babies. I wasn’t a big fan of the whole thing. I’ve never taken a single drag of a cigarette.

Level 2
(x) Are/been in love.
(x) Been dumped.
(x) Shoplifted.
(x) Been fired.
() Been in a fist fight.

First one’s a no-brainer, and yeah, I was dumped a few times before I found The Wife. I have shoplifted, technically, but the couple of times that’s happened, it was the accidental kind where I missed something in my cart at the store and only realized it when I was loading up the vehicle outside. Each time I went back in to pay for it. Swiping something big, like a video game or a book or a wicker swing set? Nope. My last job before The Store canned me, as both a downsizing move and a “You know what, maybe a guy who hates talking on the phone shouldn’t be in telesales after all” move. I was pissed at the time, but I’ve come to see their logic somewhat, although I will claim that their stated reason for canning me that day was complete bollocks. As far as fistfights go, there was the usual rough-housing when I was a kid, so I won’t count that. No Clint Eastwood-style barroom brawls for me.

Level 3
(x) Had a crush on an older person.
(x) Skipped school.
(x) Seen someone/something die.

Well, The Wife is older than me, so there’s that; also I seem to remember a Special Ed teacher when I was in third grade or something who had hair like Farrah Faucett, and this was in 1979 when that was quite a thing. A crush? Don’t recall, but I wouldn’t be surprised. I never skipped an entire day of school, but I did cut my share of classes. As for seeing something die, I was in the room when we had our cat Simba put to sleep, and a year or so later my cat Jasmine died in my arms as I was carrying her down to the car to take her to the vet.

Level 4
() Had/have a crush on one of your friends who is now on Facebook.
() Been to Paris.
() Been to Spain.
(x) Been on a plane.
(x) Thrown up from drinking.

I don’t like flying, not out of fear of crashing but because air travel is just unpleasant, to be honest: planes are hot and uncomfortable and friggin’ loud. As for drinking, I’ve only twice in my life had to “talk to Ralph on the big white telephone”. Once was the last time I ever drank bourbon; the next was the night before my wedding, when I ate too much, drank a lot of wine, and was already pretty nervous about the whole thing.

Level 5
(x) Eaten sushi.
() Been snowboarding.
(x) Met someone BECAUSE of Facebook.
() Been in a mosh pit.

OK, I’m claiming the Facebook thing, but I’m claiming it because I’ve met people due to blogging, and not Facebook specifically. And I like sushi a lot.

Level 6
() Been in an abusive relationship.
(x) Taken pain killers.
(x) Love/loved someone who you can’t have.
(x) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by.
(x) Made a snow angel.

I need a clarification on pain killers: are we talking Tylenol, or the hardcore stuff like Demerol? If the latter, then I have to remove my X, because that and Advil are all I’ve ever taken. As for the rest: Audrey Hepburn’s dead, so I by definition can’t have her, but I love her all the same; I’ve watched cloud shapes many a time (and not all that long ago, either), and if you haven’t made a snow angel, then you either need to move where there’s snow or get a life.

Level 7
() Had a tea party.
(x) Flown a kite.
(x) Built a sand castle.
() Gone mudding (offroading).
() Played dress up.

Tea party. Don’t think so. Kites rule. So do sand castles, although mine wasn’t terribly elaborate; it was basically making a big mound and using my imagination to fill in the details.

Level 8
(x) Jumped into a pile of leaves.
() Gone sledging.
(x) Cheated while playing a game.
(x) Been lonely.
(x) Fallen asleep at work/school.

Jumping into leaves, or its close cousin task, purposely walking off the sidewalk so as to scuff through six inches’ depth of leaves, is akin to the snow angel thing in that everybody should do it before they die. I don’t know what ‘sledging’ is. Yes, I’ve cheated at games; what kid never stacked the deck in Sorry! so they’d draw a 2 and then a backward-4? Being lonely is a constant thing, and falling asleep at work and school? I’ve done both. (But not at The Store. Never. I’m a giant ball of productivity there.)

Oh, and what is “sledging”?

Level 9
(x) Watched the sun set.
(x) Felt an earthquake.
() Killed a snake.

What a weird thing to have on a list like this: wouldn’t anybody with, you know, eyes have watched a sunset? And I’ve felt earthquakes both in WNY and in the Portland, OR area. I may have killed a snake by running it over, unseen, while mowing the lawn, but never intentionally or maliciously. Snakes are good people.

Level 10
(x) Been tickled.
() Been robbed/vandalized.
() Been cheated on.
(x) Been misunderstood.

Everybody’s misunderstood. What makes human life interesting at all is the simple fact that nobody understands anybody else.

Level 11
(x) Won a contest.
() Been suspended from school.
(x) Had detention.
() Been in a car/motorcycle accident.

Why yes, I won a contest! (But I’m pretty sure that I didn’t win this year, boo hiss. We’ll see, but I would have heard by now if I had, which is a shame because I actually thought my entry this year was pretty good, if a little on the grim side.) And yes, I got detention a few times, a couple times for the afore-mentioned class-cutting and once for using the back stairs in our school building. (Yes, I’m serious. I used the wrong stairs and got detention. And then I kept using the stairs anyway.)

Level 12
() Had/have braces.
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night.
() Danced in the moonlight.

I recall that one dentist tried getting my mother to consent to braces for me, and her pithy reply has stuck in my memory evermore: “Nobody ever died of an overbite.” Seeing as how it’s not like my one jaw protrudes inches beyond the other, it was never much of an issue. And eating a whole pint of ice cream? I almost file that under cloud-watching and snow-angel making. Heck, in college we once went on a forty-mile roadtrip (both ways) to get a couple of pints of ice cream.

Level 13
(x) Hated the way you look.
(x) Witnessed a crime.
() Pole danced.
(x) Questioned your heart.
() Been obsessed with post-it-notes.

Working in retail in a large store, it’s not unusual to witness crimes being committed: shoplifting all the time. I’ve seen them get busted, and there’s always this nice sense of victory when this happens. Also, doesn’t everybody hate the way they look at one point or another? I don’t hate the way I look right now, but I do need to peel off some weight, which is why I (and the rest of the family) joined the Y this year. I’ve already got my resting heart rate down about ten points, and I’ve only been going for a month, yay! And I question my heart on a daily basis.

Level 14
(x) Squished barefoot through the mud.
(x) Been lost.
() Been to the opposite side of the world.
(x) Swam in the ocean.
(x) Felt like you were dying.

I’m not a big fan of mud, but squishing in it is occasionally fun. When we were living in our last home in the Portland area, before moving out here, there was a very large swampy-marshy area beyond the borders of our housing development where we kids used to go to explore and play and whatnot, and there was lots of mud to squish through. We never went there just for mud-squishing, but that would be incidental to exploring the area. Last I looked, that whole area is now built up into a massive development. Bummer. As for being lost, who hasn’t? Same with feeling like we’re dying. We’re made to die, so it’s natural we’re going to feel like it’s happening once in a while.

Level 15
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
(x) Played cops and robbers.
() Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers.
() Sang karaoke.
() Paid for a meal with only coins.

Yeah. Not to be pithy, but you lose a kid, and you’re guaranteed to cry yourself to sleep a few times. We never really played “cops and robbers” as such, but we’d play Star Wars, of course, so we’d have “Rebels and Imperials”, I suppose. And while I’ve paid for lots of stuff with only coins, I’ve never paid for a meal with them, that I can recall. I used to pay for comics with coins (back when comics were relatively cheap at less than a buck an issue), and books, but I don’t recall paying for a meal with them. I may have, though.

Level 16
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t.
(x) Made prank phone calls.
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose.
() Kissed in the rain.

Oh come on! Who hasn’t told themselves they wouldn’t do something, only to go ahead and do it anyway? Heck, right now I’m telling myself that I’m not watching the Super Bowl, but I probably will. I never made a lot of prank calls, but there were a few. And in grade school, I was the kid who would get “The Giggles” very easily, which led to having milk come out my nose at lunch more than once.

(And by the way, there should be a special place in Hell for teachers who punish kids who get The Giggles. Any human being who genuinely has no idea what it’s like to get The Giggles should not be allowed anywhere near children. There was a teacher whose name I don’t recall, but she taught Agriculture and Metal Shop in our school, who was as joyless a human being as I’ve ever met, and she was ruthless to anyone who got The Giggles. She also gave a kid detention when he dropped a hammer on his foot and said “Shit!” out loud.)

Level 17
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus.
(x) Watched the sun set/sun rise with someone you care/cared about.
(x) Blown bubbles.
(x) Made a bonfire on the beach or anywhere.

This is another group of things that if you haven’t done them, you need to come out of your monastic conclave and actually engage the world a bit.

Level 18
() Crashed a Party.
(x) Have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people.
(x) Gone rollerskating/blading.
(x) Had a wish come true.

Rollerblading rules.

Level 19
() Worn pearls.
(x) Jumped off a bridge.
() Screamed “penis” or “vagina”.
() Swam with dolphins.

It was a low bridge into a swimming hole.

Level 20
() Got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cube.
() Kissed a fish.
() Worn the opposite sex’s clothes.
(x) Sat on a roof top.

Rooftops are fun. I like rooftops.

(Fish kissing? Huh?!)

Level 21
(x) Screamed at the top of your lungs.
() Done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel.
() Talked on the phone for more than six hours (in one day).
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about.

At my telesales job, one measure of our performance was our “Duration”, or literally the number of minutes were spent each day talking on the phones. A good day was held to be over three hours of actual talking; the standard was to have over 150 minutes total Duration. I rarely managed more than 120 minutes. My best days were Mondays, when I’d call a hospital pharmacist in Ohio (Akron, I believe) who would cheerfully talk on the phone about anything at all. That guy was a conversational Godsend at the time. All of the other sales reps in the office had regular customers they’d been calling for years and could carry on long conversations with them; the woman next to me would often have calls go on for forty-five minutes before she ever made a sales pitch. I never got to that point.

Level 22
() Picked and ate an apple right off the tree.
(x) Climbed a tree.
(x) Had/been in a tree house.
(x) Been scared to watch scary movies alone.

I’ve had apples that were extremely fresh, as in, picked that day, but never done the picking myself. As for the other things, well yeah.

Level 23
(x) Believed in ghosts.
() Have had more than thirty pairs of shoes (not necessarily all at once).
() Gone streaking.
(x) Visited jail.

I believed in ghosts as a kid and then got over it later on. I don’t believe in them now, but I’d like to; I just think that a world with ghosts would be pretty cool. And lightsabers. As for jail, I’ve visited in school field trips. I’ve never been a “Guest of Honor” though.

Level 24
() Played chicken.
() Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on.
() Been told you’re hot by a complete stranger.
(x) Broken a bone.
(x) Been easily amused.

Chicken is for idiots. I’ve swum fully clothed before, but never been pushed, so that doesn’t count. I’ve never once had a stranger comment on my looks (except for the once-a-year thing that happens here when some random visitor leaves a comment, always anonymous, that I’m fat). Bones? I broke my collarbone in junior high school, and I’m incredibly easily amused.

Level 25
() Caught a fish then ate it later.
() Made a porn video.
(x) Caught a Butterfly.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
() Cried so hard you laughed.

I’ve never fished in my life! This seems to me a great missed opportunity. I’ve caught butterflies but always tried to be gentle about it, and to my way of thinking, there’s nothing better than to laugh so hard that you cry. This hasn’t happened in a while, actually.

Level 26
(x) Mooned/flashed someone.
() Had someone moon/flash you.
(x) Cheated on a test.
(x) Forgotten someone’s name.
() French braided someone’s hair.
() Gone skinny dipping.
() Been kicked out of your house.
() Tried to hurt yourself.

Yeah, I had too much to drink one night and mooned a college prof I didn’t like too much at the time. And I snuck a glance at a textbook during a test once or twice. I’m awful with names, just awful. Seriously, I’m terrible with them, and it’s a good thing that I work in a place where nametags are required. I’ve never seen skinny dipping as all that attractive of a prospect.

Level 27
(x) Rode a roller coaster.
(x) Went scuba-diving/snorkelling.
(x) Had a cavity.
() Blackmailed someone.
() Been blackmailed.

Roller coasters are great, but I only like the ones that don’t go upside down, and I hate indoor ones that go in complete darkness. Snorkeling? Just one time, at Disney World, in a controlled tank setting.

Level 28
() Been used.
(x) Fell going up the stairs.
() Licked a cat.
(x) Bitten someone.
() Licked someone – not in private places

Licking cats. Okily-dokily.

Level 29
() Been shot at/or at gunpoint.
() Flattened someone’s tires.
(x) Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on.
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas.

Guns give me the willies. Don’t like them. As for the two things I’ve done, which “gas light” are we talking about? If the “warning” light, which comes on when you’re on your last gallon, I drive until that comes on all the time. If there’s some light that indicates “You will run out of gas within the next forty feet of driving”, then no. I’ve never driven until I literally ran out of gas. I have purchased tiny amounts of gas before; once I pulled into a full-serve station in Canada and handed the lady a Toonie (that’s a two-dollar coin) and asked for exactly that much gas. She rolled her eyes at me, but did it anyway.

Well, that was a strange quiz.

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OD’ing on Quizzes

Yup, here are three, count ’em, three quizzes. I grabbed all three of these from here, after finding them via here.

Quiz the First

Come on now, even if they won’t admit it, everyone really wants to peek in their friend’s cabinets and see what they use. Here’s your chance! List your favorite product(s) for each of the following categories. You can also expand on why you like them, how long you’ve used them, etc.

1) Laundry detergent: Arm&Hammer’s “dye-free” detergent. We discovered some time ago that certain items with blue dyes make The Daughter break out, so we switched to this. (Tale of Horror: back in the days when I took the laundry each week to the laundromat, there was an old couple who came in and stuffed all of their laundry into one of those front-loading machines, the ones with the thick glass door through which you can see the clothes being sloshed in the water. These folks brought with them an epic odor which quickly permeated the laundromat, and they didn’t use any detergent; they simply trusted the water in the machine to do all the work. As I watched over the next fifteen minutes or so, I could see the water in their machines turning browner and browner and browner. I try not to be judgmental, but yeesh, folks.)

2) Fabric softener: None.

3) Floor cleaner: Occasionally Pine-sol or something like it, but most of them time, just sweeping, vacuuming, and Swiffers.

4) Carpet cleaner: Vacuuming, which I do once weekly. I’d like to get one of those Dyson vacuum cleaners someday, but on my list of “Potential Purchases That Cost Several Hundred Dollars”, this ranks well below a new TV, a new stereo, and so on. I do like to spray the carpet occasionally with that canned foaming stuff that disappears and makes things smell nice. Periodically I’ll also sprinkle troublesome areas with baking soda a half hour or so before vacuuming. (When cleaning carpets at The Store, I’ve used Rug Doctor products and been favorably impressed, given how much foot traffic those carpets see.)

5) Glass cleaner: The Store’s brand. And thanks for the reminder; the old bottle is just about empty. (Tale of humor: Once The Wife and I were eating at a Burger King, when a new employee was sent outside to wash the windows. He very nicely doused everything with window cleaner, wiped away with his cloth, and then started squeegeeing. From the bottom up. He couldn’t figure out why streaks kept running down onto his already-done work. This went on for ten minutes or so until the manager saw what was going on and went outside to show him to start sqeegeeing from the top.)

6) Dish detergent: Dawn, for hand-washing; those nifty soap-tablet things for the dishwasher, which I only run at most a couple of times a month, when the number of dirty dishes has piled up to epic levels. (For some reason, I have yet to find a store-brand that works as well as actual Dawn.)

7) Bathroom cleaner: Clorox bathroom cleaner in the spray bottle. It leaves a pleasant smell of disinfection without smelling like industrial medicine (think of a just-cleaned hospital bathroom), and the stuff works very well on hard-water stains on faucets and fixtures. I need a bottle of this, too.

8) Bath soap: SoftSoap shower gels. Pink grapefruit flavor is nice, as is the Pomegranate Mango.

9) Shampoo: Suave Green Apple.

10) Conditioner: Same.

11) Styling products: Just a detangling spray.

12) Deodorant: Some kind of Old Spice “Active” deodorant, or something like that. I have to be careful with deodorant as some brands make me break out in nasty rashes. I used to love the men’s products at Bath and Beauty Works, but that product line as originally promoted must not have done very well, because they changed everything a few years later, reduced the offerings, and generally made everything disappointing. I have no idea now if they have a men’s line at all, since B&BW stores tend to be in malls and I’m no longer much of a mall person. (By the way, the names of the scents on men’s deodorants crack me up: my current brand comes in scents like “Victory” and “Power”. I think they should have one called “Napalm in the Morning”, personally. Or “Big Friggin’ Steak”.)

13) Toothpaste: Colgate Cinnamon, although lately we can’t find it and are now using some boring blue mint flavor. (One time a vet gave me a tube of toothpaste for the cats we had at the time. It was Chicken flavor. Ewwww.)

14) Mouthwash: Crest’s non-alcoholic stuff.

15) Face cleanser: I use the SoftSoap stuff for this as well.

16) Moisturizer: Nope.

17) Treatment: I don’t even know what “Treatment” is!

18) Lip balm: Burt’s Bees, but I don’t use it very often.

19) Nail polish: Well, I’m not a woman, so….

20) Make up: Again….

Do you have a dishwasher?

Yes, as mentioned above.

Is your living room carpeted or does it have hardwood floors?

Every room is carpeted except the kitchen and bathroom.

Do you keep your kitchen knives on the counter or in a drawer?

We have a set in a knife block, while others are in a drawer.

House, apartment, duplex or trailer?

Apartment.

How many bedrooms is it?

Two.

Gas stove or electric?

Electric. We’d prefer gas, but that’s what there is.

Do you have a yard?

The grounds of our apartment complex, I suppose.

What size TV is in the living room?

Nineteen inches. We’ll get a bigger one someday, hopefully next year when we have to because of that all-digital thing.

Are your plates in the same cupboard as your cups?

No.

Is there a coffee maker sitting on your kitchen counter?

Yes.

What room is your computer in?

The desktop computer is in the living room; my laptop is on my desk in my “office area”, which is a section of the living room that I basically claimed as my own when we moved in.

Are there pictures hanging in your living room?

Yes: a couple of mattes of The Daughter’s one and three-year-old photos. There’s also a wall-hanging of an Irish tapestry. In my office area, there’s a National Geographic map of the world, a print of an antique map from the 1600s, two wall calendars (one with pre-Raphaelite “Camelot” themed art, the other with Star Wars art), a framed Phantom Menace poster, a print of a Casablanca poster, and a really cool looking (to me, anyway) mask that The Daughter made as a school project.

Are there any themes found in your home?

Yes, but only if “Hey, we can put this here because it fits!” counts as a theme. As a rule, though, I find that I’m not terribly comfortable in rooms where everything looks the same.

Do you have any curtains in your home?

No; we have blinds.

What color is your fridge?

That off-white “appliance” color. I greatly dislike our fridge, but that’s the way it is.

Is your house clean?

My house is spotlessly clean and yet homey, with its yard bordered by a lovely wooden fence and the grounds dotted with trees and tall hedges along the street, giving us a bit of privacy. In the back there’s a fire ring where we burn wood on summer and autumn nights. Maybe there’s a barn, maybe not.

My apartment, however, is quite the monument to the Clutter Gods, although we are making slow progress this year toward eliminating lots of stuff. (One problem here is that we moved three times in two years, and each move was of the “It’s Friday, your new job starts next Thursday, so get moved before then” type, which doesn’t lend itself well to going through everything and tossing stuff before the actual move. So we’re finding that we have stuff that hasn’t been outside of a box in nearly seven years.)

What room is the most neglected?

We’re pretty much equal opportunity neglecters, but if pressed for an answer, probably our own bedroom.

Are the dishes in your sink/dishwasher clean or dirty?

Dirty.

How long have you lived in your home?

Five years in April. Wow.

Where did you live before?

We lived outside Syracuse, NY for seven months or so, the winter of 2002 and 2003. We drove out of there in a moving truck the morning after the Orangemen, led by Carmelo Anthony, won the NCAA Championship. So I lived in a Championship City for about twelve hours.

Do you have one of those fluffy toilet lid covers on your toilet?

No. Never saw the point of those.

Do you have a scale anywhere in your house?

Does the kitchen scale count? I judge my weight by how my clothes fit, generally. I’ve started losing weight again lately, which is nice.

How many mirrors are in your house?

Two: bathroom and bedroom. (I can’t remember where I read this, but I recently learned that in Tokyo young women don’t carry compact mirrors anymore; they use their cellphone cameras for this purpose!)

Look up. What do you see?

Yeah, like I’m gonna fall for that.

Do you have a garage?

No. Our apartment complex rents garages an an extra thing, but there’s no guarantee that your garage will be actually in the same section of the complex as your garage, so it doesn’t seem worth it to us. We see people outside in our section of the complex all the time who have to drive over to our building just to access their garage. If that works for them, great, but we don’t want that expense or inconvenience.

Quiz the Second

1. How old will you turn in 2008?

Thirteen thousand five hundred fifteen days.

2. Do you think you’ll be married by then?

I should hope so, since I’m already married!

3. What do you look forward to most in the next 3 months?

Three months? Hmmmm. Doing more writing, I guess, and whittling down the waistline. I’m not sure what’s in the offing in that time frame specifically.

4. Do you like to say “I told you so?”

Well, it depends on the situation.

5. Who was the last person to call you?

The Wife. She needed me to buy a bunch of celery for a recipe she made.

6. Do you prefer call or text?

Again, it depends. Calling seems best, but texting’s good for “Hey I’m gonna be late” or “Stop and get some rum” or the like. My real preference, actually, is e-mail.

7. Do you have any pets?

Yes.

8. What were you doing at 1:30 am?

I was having a dream. No, I’m not telling you what it was.

9. What were you doing at 3:00 am?

Wondering what that dream meant.

10. When is the last time you saw your mom?

Earlier in the week, when she and my father brought The Wife’s car back up from a trip to their car repair guru. (Guy’s good.)

11. What is your mood?

I haven’t the faintest idea since I misplaced my mood-ring when I was six. But for the purposes of this quiz, I’ll declare myself a big ball of love!

12. How many houses have you lived in?

Counting all forms of domicile, I have lived in fifteen places, if I’m remembering them all correctly.

13. How many city/towns have you lived in?

Cranberry Township, PA; Portland, OR; Aloha, OR; LaCrosse, WI; Aloha, OR (different house); Elkins, WV (two houses there; the first is one of those family stories that we speak of in hushed tones); Hillsboro, OR; Allegany, NY; Olean, NY; West Seneca, NY; Baldwinsville, NY; Orchard Park, NY.

14. Do you prefer shoes, socks or bare feet?

Depends, really; I’ll go with any as the circumstance calls. And I see nothing wrong with socks with sandals. Bite me, Fashion Police.

15. Are you a social person?

I’m one-half of a social person. My other half thinks that all people should go away.

16. What was the last thing you ate?

A burrito and chips at Moe’s. I’m writing this in the morning, and I haven’t had breakfast yet.

17. What’s your favorite color?

Purple. (But I really like just about every color, except that one shade of green. You know the one I mean.)

18. What are you doing for your next birthday?

That’s not until September, so I have no idea. We don’t plan stuff like that this far out. (This year my birthday is on a Friday.)

19. What is your favorite TV show?

Scrubs, but that’s ending this year. We’re big Grey’s Anatomy fans, but the show is starting to spin out of control a bit; it needs more new blood than just the two new characters they brought in this year.

20. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?

My preference is strawberry, but the Wimminfolk insist that grape is the only acceptable jelly for PB&J, so that’s what’s on hand most of the time.

21. Do you like coffee?

Coffee is one of my mistresses. (Rum is another.)

22. What are you listening to?

Nothing right now, although earlier I was listening to the score to Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End. (Post on this movie and its music forthcoming.)

23. Do you have an iPod?

No, and it’s relatively low on my list of things to buy, as well. In fact, I’d rather just get some other brand of MP3 player. I’ve never sipped Apple’s Kool-aid, and I’m not a big fan of the kind of company Apple is becoming.

24. How do you feel about the last person you kissed?

“Heh. You’ll be swimming with the fishies soon!”

25. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?

On the right, as you’re reclining on the bed with the headboard at your head.

26. Do you know how to play poker?

Nope.

27. What are you thinking about right now?

Gotta check the laundry, gotta get the groceries, gotta change the litterboxes, gotta write some stuff, gotta read those review books, gotta gotta gotta….

28. Any plans for this weekend?

The stuff that I gotta, hopefully quickly enough that I’ll have some time left for stuff that I wanna.

29. Have you cut your hair this week?

No, which reminds me that I’m due for a trim.

30. Last picture you took?

The resulting product from when I made quiche for dinner the other night. I’ll have it up on Flickr soon.

31. Are you a tease?

I don’t think so.

32. Have you ever been in an ambulance?

No, but the Wife has, twice. Once as the guest of honor, and once as the mother of the guest of honor. Neither trip ended well.

33. Do you prefer an ocean or pool?

To swim in? A pool. To walk beside? An ocean.

34. Do you smile often?

Yes. Usually just before I dispatch my victim. Heh!

35. What color are your bed sheets?

I’m not sure. We have a couple of sets and we switch them off regularly.

36. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?

Books.

37. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?

No.

38. Have you heard a rumor about yourself this week?

No, but I thought about starting one, that I’m descended from the Russian Czars.

39. Who is the funniest person you know?

Well, there are a bunch of people at work who are constantly full of mirth and hilarity, so I’d pick one of them at random.

41. Where do you want to go to college?

Wartburg College, class of 1993.

42. Who was the last person to make you cry?

Sergei Rachmaninov.

43. Do you shut off the water while you brush your teeth?

Yes.

44. Do you wish you were with someone right now?

Is Sela Ward available? No? Then I’m good.

45. Are you mad about anything?

I dunno…John McCain? Spineless Democrats in Congress? The management of the Buffalo Sabres? The government of New York State (ballooning deficits, refusal to cut spending or reform certain services so they stop acting as a virtual payment for people to leave the state while seriously considering pay raises for a Legislature that gets exactly nothing done, and a Governor who campaigned for change and hasn’t changed a bloomin’ thing)? That football has finally become boring to me? I don’t know, these are all minor things, I guess.

Quiz the third

1. Have you ever had mono?

No.

2. The last place you were (besides now)?

A beer store; we’d run out of Yuengling Lager.

3. The last gift you received?

It’s not the last one we exactly received, but it’s the last one we put into use: a year’s family membership at the local Y.

4. How many times a day do you drop your mobile phone?

I’ve never dropped it yet. I carry it either in a pocket or in a Workforce-brand belt carrier. (You’d expect that the bib pocket of my overalls would be ideal for a cell phone, and I suppose it is, but I don’t like feeling of stuff in that pocket. I never carry anything there.)

5. The top three things you spend the most money on?

Me personally? Food, drink, and entertainment. (The rent comes from The Wife’s paycheck.)

6. Last food you ate?

Lunchtime has come and gone since I answered this question above, so a bowl of The Wife’s homemade clam chowder (great stuff), a piece of French bread sipped into extra virgin olive oil, and an orange.

7. First thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Hair.

9. The school you attend?

See above: I finished college almost fifteen years ago.

10. Your mobile phone provider?

Verizon. (So any of my readers who also use Verizon can call me. My number is…)

11. Favorite store that’s usually in a mall?

Mall-based retail has become fairly depressing over the last five or six years. I used to love malls and would go quite often. That all stopped when we moved back to Buffalo from Syracuse; it was then that malls were becoming noticeably homogenized, and at that time, most of Buffalo’s malls were starting to look “long in the tooth” (except for the Boulevard Mall, which had been renovated a few years prior, but is the farthest away from my home of all of Buffalo’s malls). The Galleria and McKinley Malls are now undergoing substantial renovations, however, with both malls gaining Barnes&Noble stores, so I’ll definitely go to each just to investigate the new bookstores. I’m rarely in the neck of the woods where the Eastern Hills Mall is, so I can’t tell you at all what it’s like there anymore.

My favorite all-time mall-based stores? Nature Company, The Museum Store, and Learningsmith. None of these has existed in years.

My favorite mall in general? Syracuse’s Carousel Center, which, when we lived there, I found to be a beautiful place. I don’t know what that mall is like now, although an expansion is apparently underway. It was already a huge mall, though. I loved the Mall of America in Minneapolis when it first opened; it had a lot of very cool and quirky stores in addition to the more mainstream stuff. When we were there last, in 2001 (the week after 9-11, actually), it seemed vaguely disappointing, although the aquarium in the basement is really cool.

12. Whats the longest job you have ever had?

Pizza Hut; I was there for four years as a cook and shift manager. That will be eclipsed by The Store in a little over a week, however.

13. What do you smell like?

Having just brushed my teeth and used mouthwash, I’m pretty minty at the moment. In the course of things, I can smell like apples and pomegranate (various shower products, see above), paint, pizza, wood stain, coconut cream, sawdust, sweat (I go at it hard when I’m at the Y), chlorine (when I start using the pool at the Y, that is; gotta buy a new swimsuit first), chocolate cream, chicken wings (when we have to work on a fryer), dishwater (when we have to work on a dishwasher), regular chocolate, or coffee. There was one really bad day at The Store after which I smelled like…actually, never mind. I don’t think I should tell that story.

14. The biggest lie you’ve ever heard?

“Iraq is a central front in the War on Terror.” Has there ever been so much dishonesty packed into so brief a sentence?

15. The last time you cried was because why?

They gave McMurphy a lobotomy.

16. In your opinion, do long distance relationships work?

Yes. The Wife (before she was The Wife) and I spent eight or nine months living eight hundred miles apart. It only worked because we were dedicated to making it a non-long distance relationship as quickly as possible. Would we have survived had it gone on past a year? Two years? Who knows. I’ll never have to find out.

17. Do you drink coffee?

Of course.

18. What do you wanna say to your most recent ex?

“Seriously, why were you so crazy back then?!”

19. Do you believe in God?

I’m still working through this question.

20. Favorite color(s)?

I’ve changed my mind since above. My new favorite color is split-pea green.

And now I’ve changed it back to purple. Sorry, split-pea green. We had a good run, there.

21. The last person on your missed calls list on your mobile phone?

The Wife.

23. How many pillows do you usually sleep with?

Two for sleeping; I add a third while reading before turning out the light. My main pillow is a lumpy old thing; I call it “Lumpy”. Because if your pillow doesn’t have a name, then what good is it?

24. What are you wearing now?

A blue t-shirt under a dark grey hooded sweatshirt, with both of those under a pair of blue Gap overalls. (By the way, I hate the word “hoodie”. Don’t know why. I do love hooded sweatshirts, though.)

25. How many pets do you own?

Curse you, duplicate blog-quiz questions!

26. What are you doing tomorrow?

Going to church; probably going to the Y for some cardio; writing; doing the weekly vacuuming. A family friend may be having a birthday, in which case we’ll drop in at his home for some cake. I have to check with his wife first, though.

27. Can you play ping pong?

Yes, but not particularly well.

28. Favorite gender?

Women. They make the world worth living in. A world with just men? Ugh.

29. Do you like maps?

Maps are great things. I love maps: old maps, new maps. Maps of real places, and maps of imaginary places. If only more US Americans had maps… (OK, I know, that’s a cheap shot. Sorry.)

31. Have you ever attended a themed party?

Yes. In college, one friend had a “Dress as a musical figure” party. I went as our school’s oboe teacher, because I apparently looked like him.

32. Have you ever thrown a party?

Only if we count the birthday party for The Daughter a few years back.

33. When did you wake up this morning?.

About seven thirty.

34. The best thing about winter?

I like the winter stars better than the summer ones, and you can see them more often.

35. Last time you were in trouble with the cops?

Unless we’re counting a couple of speeding tickets, never.

38. What are your plans for this weekend?

Didn’t we just cover this? [scrolls upward] Yup, we’ve just covered this.

39. How many days is it until your birthday?

Two hundred forty four.

40. What do you want to be when you “grow up”?

Conqueror of Alpha Centauri. It’s not looking promising, but you never know.

41. Are you on a laptop?

Heavens no! I’d crush the poor thing. But I am writing this quiz on one. How I love it so.

42. Are you smiling?

No. More of a glower.

43. Do you miss someone right now?

The Wife is at work, so there’s that. And the usual depressing answers that I can give to questions like this, but I think I won’t.

44. Are you happy?

I’m working on it!

45. Have you ever been in the hospital for an emergency?

Me personally? A couple of times for routine stuff that involved my bike when I was kid. Once I had to have stitches in my chin; the other, I broke my collarbone. Actually, come to think of it, that last may not have been the ER at all.

46. Last time you ate chicken?

Yesterday. I had a couple of chicken wings at lunch.

47. What jewelry are you wearing?

I was wearing my wedding ring and my star sapphire ring, but I took them off a short while ago.

48. What are you going to do after this survey?

Post it.

49. Song you’re listening to?

“Tatiana”, from Howard Shore’s score to Eastern Promises. I’m firmly convinced that Howard Shore is the best composer working in film today.

50. The car you were in last?

My own, for this afternoon’s grocery run.

52. What color shirt are you wearing?

It’s still dark gray. What is it with recurring questions in the same blog-quiz, anyway?

53. How long is your hair?

It now hangs to the middle of my back.

54. What’s on your mind right now?

Wow, was Donna Pescow cute back in the day. (I was just watching a bit of Saturday Night Fever, which I’ve only seen once before in its TBS edited-for-teevee version. Wow, they bowdlerized the heck out of it, didn’t they?)

55. Last show you watched?

The Celebrity Apprentice on Thursday night, I suppose. I wasn’t planning to watch it this year, but this version’s been fun thus far.

56. Last thing you drank?

I have an open water bottle beside me as I write this, so that. Later on I’ll have a bottle of Cherry Coke. Later after that, and more water, I’ll have a Yuengling. Or maybe some rum. Or maybe I’ll sample the small bottle of brandy I bought. You never know!

(I’m not really a lush, although it may start to sound like it. I never have more than two drinks in any one evening, and I don’t drink more than three or four nights a week.)

57. Who was hotter, Ginger or Maryanne?

It’s a strange thing, given my lifelong fascination with red-heads, but I have to go with Mary Ann.

No tagging. Anybody crazy enough to do one of these, or all three, is welcome to do so.

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A quiz. About books. How can I not? Thanks to Sheila!

Which book do you irrationally cringe away from reading, despite seeing only positive reviews?

That’s a tough one. I tend to read on the basis of whims as opposed to plans, so I have a lot of books that are well-reviewed on my shelves that I haven’t got round to yet, and it’s not a case of “irrationally cringing away” from reading them. Books like The Corrections, The Lies of Locke Lamora, Dr. Strange and Mr. Norrell.

Maybe Neil Stephenson’s Quicksilver trilogy counts. I’ve owned them for years now, and I haven’t even attempted to open their covers. In fact, right now they are serving literally as bookends on one shelf. Why this is so, I’m not sure; I devoured Cryptonomicon. I don’t think I’m so much “irrationally cringing” away from them as thinking “Wow, that’s quite a time commitment. I think I’ll read something less long.” But that’s pretty irrational in itself, isn’t it? Hmmmmm.

If you could bring three characters to life for a social event (afternoon tea, a night of clubbing, perhaps a world cruise), who would they be and what would the event be?

I’d invite John Galt to dinner at Tom Joad’s house. That should be good for a few laughs. Then I’d have Hannibal Lecter cook Galt. Yippee!

OK, I know, that’s a pretty flip answer. I’d like to see a dinner featuring the three greatest wizards I’ve read in fiction: Gandalf from The Lord of the Rings, Loren Silvercloak from The Fionavar Tapestry, and Albus Dumbledore from the Harry Potter books. What can I say, I’m a sucker for wizards. What would we talk about? I don’t know, really. I would like Gandalf to tell me some more about the nature of magic in Middle Earth, since it can get a little hard for anyone who’s part of the AD&D Generation to understand why they’ve got this incredibly powerful wizard who never just uncorks a fireball on his enemies.

(Borrowing shamelessly from the Thursday Next series by Jasper Fforde): you are told you can’t die until you read the most boring novel on the planet. While this immortality is great for awhile, eventually you realise it’s past time to die. Which book would you expect to get you a nice grave?

Suicide by book? What a dreadful thought. The question’s slightly vague, though; would I have to finish the book before dying? Oh well, I suppose it doesn’t matter. I suspect that Battlefield Earth would do the trick, although I had a college roommate who insisted that it was a grand fun read of the pulp variety. My best bet, actually, would likely be some novel by a Parisian Existentialist.

Come on, we’ve all been there. Which book have you pretended, or at least hinted, that you’ve read, when in fact you’ve been nowhere near it?

The Bible, maybe? I tend to be upfront about my not having read something, actually. I can tend to claim love for authors on the basis of having read a single work or two of theirs, which can get inconvenient when I’m in the presence of a true fanatic: I’ll claim that I love HP Lovecraft, even though I’ve only read two or three of his tales, for instance.

As an addition to the last question, has there been a book that you really thought you had read, only to realise when you read a review about it/go to ‘reread’ it that you haven’t? Which book?

I’ve never done this, either. I must lead a pretty boring reading life.

You’re interviewing for the post of Official Book Advisor to some VIP (who’s not a big reader). What’s the first book you’d recommend and why? (if you feel like you’d have to know the person, go ahead of personalise the VIP)

Now, this question’s too vague as well. Do I assume the VIP’s tastes are similar to mine? Do I know what kind of mood the VIP is in when I make my recommendation? Anyhow, if their tastes mirror mine, I’d recommend The Lions of Al-Rassan by GGK if they’re in a sad epic kind of mood, or Island of the Sequined Love Nun by Christopher Moore for all other moods. I would, though, do everything in my power to keep the VIP from picking up anything by Ayn Rand.

A good fairy comes and grants you one wish: you will have perfect reading comprehension in the foreign language of your choice. Which language do you go with?

First choice would be Russian, so I finally would have no choice but to get through The Brothers Karamazov, since it would remove “I think my translations a dud!” as an excuse. Second choice would be German, especially if the fairy’s gift includes a hearing fluency as well, so I could see Der Ring des Nibelungen at last. Third? Spanish. I love the poetry of Iberia. (Here’s a good example, actually, of the phenomenon I describe a couple of questions above. How much of the poetry of Iberia have a read? Very little.)

A mischievious fairy comes and says that you must choose one book that you will reread once a year for the rest of your life (you can read other books as well). Which book would you pick?

The Complete Calvin and Hobbes, by Bill Watterson. You can’t get too much Calvin and Hobbes. (While I don’t own The Complete C&H, I do own every paperback of C&H released during the strip’s run, which is basically the same thing.) C&H is, as everybody already knows, full of humor, wisdom, poignance, imagination, and even joy. Yes, I think that comics and graphic novels count.

I know that the book blogging community, and its various challenges, have pushed my reading borders. What’s one bookish thing you ‘discovered’ from book blogging (maybe a new genre, or author, or new appreciation for cover art-anything)?

Well, there is always the obvious: discovering new authors or tracking down books based on recommendations I see on blogs, et cetera. I also love reading what others have to say about books not so much for ideas on what books to read, but for ideas about how to read books, and how to write about books. There’s nothing better than other perspectives to challenge one, and blogs yield other perspectives a-plenty.

One perspective that almost certainly didn’t exist before blogs came along was that of the author while the book was in progress. The number of pro writers who blog gets longer nearly every day, and their perspectives on writing are (most times) interesting. What I’ve discovered that I appreciate the most, though, isn’t the blogging of the nuts-and-bolts stuff that writers do, but rather their daily lives and their own reading habits.

That good fairy is back for one final visit. Now, she’s granting you your dream library! Describe it. Is everything leatherbound? Is it full of first edition hardcovers? Pristine trade paperbacks? Perhaps a few favourite authors have inscribed their works? Go ahead-let your imagination run free.

Wooden floors with throw rugs. My desk in one corner, beside a large window. Every other wall? Books. Of all types. Some first editions, some antique volumes. Basically, books. Books everywhere. There’s got to be room for a door, and maybe a bit of wallspace around the desk for some wall art (probably Star Wars posters). A nice stereo system, preferably small but with big sound, speakers in each corner with a subwoofer. And books. Hardcover, trade paper, mass-market paper. Various knickknacks, tschotschkes, gewgaws, and the like. Candle holders galore; I love candlelight. And books, which I would arrange roughly by category but with the emphasis on “roughly”, as in, not terribly organized at all. My CDs would have to be in there somewhere, and the books. Maybe a comfy armchair in a corner opposite the desk, with a footstool. I expect that there would always be a cat in my library. Oh, and the books: lots of them.

Did I mention the books?

If you’re reading this, consider yourself tagged. You’re it!

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Reading – A Quiz Thing

Snagged from Roger and T&C:

1. Do you remember learning to read? How old were you?

I don’t remember learning to read, per se, because it happened very early on, via my mother. I could read before I went to kindergarten, I know that much; my parents have often told the tale of how my kindergarten teacher was kind of dumb and didn’t even realize how it was that I was apparently shouting out the directions to the assignments before she could read them to us. I have no memory of doing that.

2. What do you find most challenging to read?

Academic writing, the real dry and scholarly stuff. Especially books that are doctoral theses reworking into book-form. From my college years, I loved my philosophy courses, but I had a terrible time with Existentialism; every one of the texts we read had me thinking, “Ye Gods, somebody open a window!”

3. What are your library habits?

Thursday night is Library night. We go there, get books and a movie or two and maybe a few magazines, and then stop at 7-11 on the way home for Big Gulps and a Slurpee.

4. Have your library habits changed since you were younger?

I have become more and more militant about the value of libraries. To reiterate something I often say in this space, I can’t understand people who refuse to use libraries because “they like to own their books”. Even before the price of gas started shooting through the roof, the notion that my reading should be limited by my paycheck or credit limit bugged the hell out of me.

5. How has blogging changed your reading life?

Well, there’s the standard “Hey, I should check that out” when some blogger I read strongly recommends a book. Here’s a recent example of such; I have that book waiting for me at the library. There is also the “Hey, this blogger I read has written a book!” factor; Alex Ross is a prime example of that.

Setting aside specific titles, I do find that a lot of times I read the blogs that I frequent most often and come away thinking, “Wow, I wish I was as well-read as that blogger.” This has the effect of fueling my desire to read more.

6. What percentage of your books do you get from: New book stores, second hand book stores, the library, online exchange sites, online retailers, other?

Hard to say. I don’t read everything I check out of the library, since a lot of it comes due before I can get to it. As noted above, money’s always an issue, so I have to be pretty careful about what I buy. I don’t use Amazon as much as I used to, although I do buy from them several times a year. For used books, I like eBay, although there are several used bookstores around the Southtowns region that I really need to scope out one of these days. And there’s always the quarterly library used book sale, which is always a source of treasure.

7. How often do you read a book and NOT review it in your blog?

I don’t know, really — maybe ten percent of books I read don’t get mentioned here, for whatever reasons may apply. It sometimes takes me a while to write about a book I read. (There are also the reviews I write for GMR.)

8. What are your pet peeves about ways people abuse books? Dog-earing pages? Reading in the bath?

If they buy the book, they can do whatever they want with it! As media go, paper is pretty forgiving, much moreso than any e-gadget invented yet, which is why I have no great fear that paper books are going away anytime soon.

But I can’t abide people who write or underline or highlight in library books, or people who rip articles or recipes they want out of the magazines, and the like. If it’s not your book, treat it like it’s not your book.

Ultimately, the worst abuse a book can receive is to go unread. I’ve got shelves upon shelves of books being mistreated thusly myself, so I can’t cast the first stone on that basis.

9. Do you ever read for pleasure at work?

Yes, at breaks and at lunch. Never while I’m “on the clock”. When I’m on the clock, I’m the very model of a productive maintenance guy. Yesiree Bob!

10. When you give people books as gifts, how do you decide what to give them?

I think of what they’ve told me they like in the past, and if I identify a book that I think may line up with their tastes as I know them, I give it as a gift. I tend to only give books that I have personally read; it kind of seems rude to me to give someone a copy of a book that may or may not be Teh Suck. Now, an exception to this might be if I find some kind of unique or special edition of a book by a friend’s favorite author; that I might give them, regardless of whether I’ve read them or not.

What I don’t do, regarding books as gifts, is hector my friends after I’ve given them the book as to whether they read it or if they liked it or if they want to talk about their favorite characters. That seems rude to me, and I don’t do it. I’d love to hear a friend tell me that the book I gave them is the best thing ever, but there’s no guarantee that they’ll like it, and really, nobody likes to be hectored over their opinion of a gift.

This is a tag-free quiz, by the way. Grab and go!

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Grading the Folks

Since I can’t help myself when it comes to stealing quiz-things, here’s a quiz-thing from Messrs. Tosy and Cosh. Apparently this is supposed to gauge how advantaged you are when you enter adult life, or something like that. I’m not sure I buy the methodology, but hey, I’m always one for bolding stuff that applies to me!

So, the items, with occasional comment:

Father went to college
Father finished college
Mother went to college
Mother finished college
Have any relative who is an attorney, physician, or professor

Were the same or higher socio-economic class than your high school teachers (Geez, I have no idea. Some of ’em, probably. Others, probably not. I didn’t hang out with my teachers or go to their houses to see what kind of china they used or what cars they drove.)

Had more than 50 books in your childhood home
Had more than 500 books in your childhood home
Were read children’s books by a parent
(Absolutely!)

Had more than two kinds of lessons before you turned 18 (Trumpet, piano, swimming)

The people in the media who dress and talk like me are portrayed positively (Well, you don’t see too many long-haired hippie types in overalls on the teevee these days, so….)

Had a credit card with your name on it before you turned 18 (Yeah, what a good idea that was.)

Your parents (or a trust) paid for the majority of your college costs
Your parents (or a trust) paid for all of your college costs
(I wish I’d have gotten off my ass in college and found a part-time job to help out. This is one of few things I’d do differently if I got to re-live my life.)

Went to a private high school

Went to summer camp (Ahhh, the Bristol Hills Music Camp! One of the greatest experiences of my life.)

Family vacations involved staying at hotels (Sometimes yes, sometimes it was the camper. Never really cared, as long as there was a pool and, when I got older, an arcade.)

Your clothing was all bought new before you turned 18 (I honestly don’t know. I never lacked for clothing, although I was never the one demanding the latest styles and whatnot. To this day, I have never owned a single pair of Levi’s.)

There was original art in your house when you were a child

You and your family lived in a single family house

Your parent(s) owned their own house(s) or apartment before you left home (I’m leaving this one unbolded because I genuinely don’t know when the mortgage got paid off, and I’m pretty sure that it was none of my business, anyway.)

You had your own room as a child (I don’t remember ever not having my own room.)

You had a phone in your room before you turned 18
Participated in an SAT/ACT prep course

Had your own TV in your room in High School (No cable, though, ran to my room, so I either used the aerial antenna on the house or just used the teevee as the “monitor” for my VIC-20.)

Owned a mutual fund or IRA in High School or College
Flew anywhere on a commercial airline before you turned 16 (I never flew until college)

Went on a cruise with your family
Went on more than one cruise with your family
(OK, I’m cheating here, counting canoeing and kayaking trips as cruising. Hey, it’s what we did. A part of heaven had better be just like the Clarion and Youghiogheny Rivers, or I’m going to be mad when I get there!)

Your parents took you to museums and art galleries as you grew up (Not terribly often, but we did go. I still have a few very vivid memories of the year I was in kindergarten, and we went to Chicago to see the Treasures of King Tutankhamun. As I grew up, school took this function over more and more.)

You were unaware of how much heating bills were for your family. (Well, my parents generally didn’t tell me how much bills were, although I did hear the occasional kvetching over high bills or the like. Also, once we settled in Western New York in 1981, we used wood for our heating exclusively until the gas lines finally got laid up to my parents’ house, sometime while I was in college, I think. And even then they continued using wood for some years, until the wood stove itself gave up the ghost. I have fond memories of getting up on icy winter mornings and stoking the great iron beast with wood, of huddling around the stove as it heated up, of the terribly uneven heat of the thing as sometimes we’d overstoke the thing and end up with a ninety-degree house, of the cat who’d lick the stove when it wasn’t containing a fire [with no apparent ill effect, as that cat lived to be twenty] and the occasional hilarity when Dad would mislay his checkbook and invariably become convinced that he’d thrown it into the stove. [He never actually did turn out to have thrown it in there, so far as I can recall.])

Received a beating from my mother when she discovered a wire hanger in my closet. (I sure learned my lesson that day: plastic hangers, or nothing!)

(OK, that last one didn’t happen.)

So yeah: the Rockefellers we weren’t, but neither were we the Ingallses.

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Merriment, or else!

I snagged this from SamuraiFrog, because if there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s snagging quizzes for the blog. Except for the dirty quizzes. Because those are, well, dirty. Ick!

Favorite traditional Christmas song: I love Christmas songs, the old ones, that is. “Angels We Have Heard On High” is a favorite, and it’s also The Daughter’s favorite. (In fact, at her very first Christmas church service, when she was all of six months old, when that one got to the melismatic “Gloria” part, she noted everyone around her singing and joined right in.) “Hark I Hear the Angels Sing” is great. Each year, the service we attend at our current church ends with “Silent Night”, sung by the congregation in candlelight, with no organ accompaniment; it’s moments like those that put me in touch with The Mystery.

And why stop at vocal music? In my college years, the orchestra’s Christmas program always included Tchaikovsky’s Nutcracker Suite and Anderson’s Sleigh Ride, both of which are dear favorites of mine. And there’s the genius of Vince Guaraldi’s music for A Charlie Brown Christmas.

Favorite contemporary or modern Christmas song: I’ll define this fairly loosely, with “Modern” meaning, “written since 1900” or thereabouts. That said, I adore “The Little Drummer Boy”. I just love that song to pieces. And yes, the definitive version for me is that wonderfully corny Bing Crosby-David Bowie duet. That thing makes my heart melt. I do like “White Christmas”, although it’s kind of ubiquitous this year. “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” is a bittersweet gem of a song, but the original version, the one sung by Judy Garland, not the one with the lyrics altered for Frank Sinatra. (Although that one is Sinatra, which is always fine as that goes.) “Do You Hear What I Hear” is always lovely. Bing Crosby was a great singer of Christmas music, I’ve found. And call me crazy, but I love “Feliz Navidad”.

Least favorite Christmas song: I’ve added this question to the original, because you can’t love all the Christmas songs that are out there, can you? So, that said: I hate “Carol of the Bells”. I just hate it. I’ve never heard a rendition of it that I liked. With respect to SamuraiFrog, I can’t abide that Chipmunks song, either. Or “All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth”. Or “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”, because all I can think of is, what if the kid had come into the bedroom fifteen minutes later.

Christmas song that makes you cry: Any of them, if I’m in the right mood.

Real or artificial tree: It used to be real, but we received an artificial tree as a gift a few years back, and since then, that’s what we do. We get the pine smell by burning pine candles and incense.

Favorite Christmas edible treat: Decorated sugar cookies. Caramel corn. Chocolate. English toffee. Peppermint ice cream. Christmas is a time of wonderful food.

White lights or multi-colored: White, although I like multicolored too. And you have to have lots of lights. Nothing’s worse than a tree with not enough lights. On a lighting-related tangent, one of our family traditions (inherited from The Wife’s family) is that after our Christmas Eve service, we drive around looking at the lights on all the houses for a while before going home to presents and family together-time. Also, there’s a church in Ellicottville, NY that has in its yard a white marble statue of the Virgin Mary. It’s a very simple statue, not gaudy or ostentatious in the way that many such things are. They don’t do it anymore, to my knowledge, but they used to light that statue up during Advent with a pair of blue floodlights. It was among the most gorgeous things I have ever seen.

How many Christmas parties will you go to this year: One, it seems, at The Wife’s workplace. I like Christmas parties and wish I got to attend more of them.

Favorite act of kindness to perform during this season: The best ones are the small ones, I think.

Favorite sounds of Christmas: Music. Pots and pans in the kitchen. The tearing of wrapping paper, followed later by the sudden snappings and rustlings as the cats attack the torn sheets that litter the floor. The Daughter’s squeal of “This is it!” when she opens the gift she really wants. And silence.

Favorite things to wear: I made a red and green sweatshirt last time I did tie-dying; I like to wear that a lot in Christmastime, along with various combinations of red and green. (Under the overalls, of course.)

Favorite Christmas movie/TV special: Of course, A Charlie Brown Christmas; Linus’s recitation of Luke chapter 2 may be the single best animation voicing ever. I also like Rudolph, although not as much as Charlie Brown. (I have to admit that I’m not a fan of the Grinch.) I actually liked The Polar Express, and I didn’t hate the motion-capture animation, either. Love, Actually takes place at Christmastime, although I’m not sure I’d consider it a “Christmas movie”. Ditto Lethal Weapon and On Her Majesty’s Secret Service. I recall Christmas viewings of Holiday Inn, with certain family members of mine, after several beers, waxing indignant over the inherent insanity of casting Bing Crosby as a romantic lead.

I honestly don’t like It’s a Wonderful Life, and in an embarrassing admission, I’ve never seen A Christmas Story.

Favorite Christmas episode of a TV Series. I’m adding this question, too. The Christmas episode of My So-Called Life is amazing, as is the one from the first season of Once and Again. There’s the Seinfeld episode where Kramer becomes a department store Santa and starts telling kids Communist propaganda. And yes, the Brady Bunch episode where Cindy asks Santa to give Mommy her voice back so she can sing in the Christmas church service. The brilliant Millennium‘s second season episode “Midnight of the Century” is amazing. The first season of The Wonder Years, where Kevin searched for the perfect gift for Winnie Cooper, was terrific. And while Friends had a lot of fine Christmas-related episodes, the one where Ross dresses up as “the Holiday Armadillo” in an attempt to get his Christmas-focused son interested in Hannukah is still one of the funniest TV episodes I know.

Eggnog or hot chocolate: Hot chocolate. I do like eggnog, but nobody else in the family does, so I rarely have it. Of course, hot chocolate mixed with coffee or a shot of espresso is best.

Favorite Christmas book: Huh. I genuinely can’t think of one, other than Christopher Moore’s The Stupidest Angel.

Christmas books on my “to read” list: None that I know of, although I suppose I should re-read A Christmas Carol one of these years. I haven’t read it since eighth grade.

Peppermint or cinnamon: Both. Two of my absolute favorite flavors.

What’s on the top of your tree: An angel with lights.

Traditional Christmas meal growing up: A turkey dinner, virtually identical to our Thanksgiving meal. These days we seem to have ham a lot, because I’m always in the mood for it. (Except for a few years back when The Wife got sick at Christmas and wasn’t in condition to cook, so I whipped together a pastitsio and we had our “big meal” a few days later when she was better.)

Online shopping or traditional “go to the store” shopping: Both. For things I know I’m not going to be able to get in a store around here, I go online. But I love to shop in real stores. Christmas shopping at Vidler’s should be legally required of every Erie County resident.

Something you received as a Christmas gift as a child that you still have: A nesting doll in the shape of a sailor, with his wife and kid inside. I got that in first grade.

How many Christmas cards you have mailed so far: None. I am so bad at getting cards out to the people who don’t read this blog. Ugh. There’s one dear old friend of mine – two, actually, they’re married to one another, I played trumpet at their wedding – who always send us a card, but whom I never send anything. Wow, I’m a horrible person. I think I’ll send her the link to this blog right now. Be right back….

Favorite source for Christmas ideas: You mean, how do I decide what to get people? I just kind of wander about until I think of something and a person to go with it – “Hey, ____ might like that!” That sort of thing.

Coordinated/themed or hodge-podge tree decorations: Hodge-podge. I find themed Christmas trees a bit disturbing.

What’s on the top of YOUR Christmas wishlist: I don’t really have a Christmas list this year. I just want some happiness for my family.

Roles you’ve played in Christmas plays/programs: I was never in a Christmas play or program as such. My college had a yearly Christmas musical program that involved each of the three major musical ensembles, so I sat in the trumpet section thereof.

Wrapping paper or gift bags: It depends; I tend to do both to a small degree. I also like to hide presents inside other presents: boxes within boxes, something tiny inside a nifty leather pouch, that sort of thing. (And when giving one’s wife a new pair of overalls, the bib pocket is an ideal place to hide jewelry!)

When do you put up the tree: When we get around to it, really. We’d love to have it up earlier, but we usually have to wait until work schedules align so that we’re all home some night. Our tree still isn’t up for this year, sadly enough. The earliest I think we ever put it up was two years ago; we had it up a week or so after Little Quinn’s death, just a few days into December.

When do you take the tree down: When we feel like it. Maybe we tend to put it up late so we compensate by taking it down late (we’ve been known to have it up as late as the first week of February). I don’t really understand the impulse some folks have to rip it down within a day of Christmas ending. A Christmas tree is a beautiful thing; why remove something beautiful that quickly? I may not be wild about stores having Christmas merchandise for sale in October, but I have no problem with Christmas lights being up that early.

Do you have a nativity scene: Yes. It’s a pretty standard affair. We also have a number of Christmas ornaments that depict the Nativity.

Hardest person to buy for: Nobody. Gift-giving became a lot easier with the advent of gift cards and my shift in gift-giving philosophy to giving stuff that reflects my tastes rather than the receiver’s. I like to give copies of books and music that I love, for instance.

Easiest person to buy for: The Daughter, unless she’s asking for something freakishly expensive. (She still believes in Santa, so shhhhh!)

Worst Christmas gift you ever received: Maybe I’ve just been lucky, but I don’t recall receiving any gifts that I hated or were sheer crap. I don’t remember it, thankfully, because I was only two at the time, but apparently I received a pair of Ernie slippers from my sister and I would have nothing to do with them. So began a lifetime of sibling hostility that only ended when we took up lightsabers and…OK, that didn’t happen. But it’s amazing how guilty you can be made to feel for stuff you don’t remember doing, especially when you have a perfectly good reason for not remembering it, as opposed to not remembering it because the incident involves a large bottle of bourbon!

When do you start shopping for Christmas: I used to start really early. Like, October early. In recent years, I’m scrambling late in December. I’ll be finishing my shopping this week, for instance. Ugh. I hate waiting that long.

Have you ever recycled a Christmas present: Nope, unless you count the bottle of liquor that I received at a work party one year. I don’t remember what brand it was, but it was something I didn’t care for so I toted it around for years until a couple of guys helped us with out last move. These guys were good guys, but they were the type of fellows who would drink anything you handed them. Sure enough, they were gleeful when we handed them twenty bucks and that bottle of whatever-it-was.

Travel at Christmas or stay home: We stay home, although we don’t rule out traveling someday. Sadly, it’s now becoming tradition that at some point Christmas day we drive out to Little Quinn’s grave.

Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer: Yes. I could do it here, but even if I did, you could just haughtily suggest that I Googled them.

Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning: Christmas eve, after church and our annual “drive around and look at lights”. We find that opening Christmas eve makes Christmas day a lot less hectic. We do keep a couple of The Daughter’s gifts in reserve to be “from Santa”.

Most annoying thing about this time of year: Hmmmm, tough one. Sanctimonious “more Christian than you” types who kvetch about the “war on Christmas”. (A special subset thereof is people who whine about how we can’t put Nativities on the town park or whatever. You want to put up a Nativity? Put it on your own lawn.) People who grunt about how much they hate Christmas, for no good reason. People who let their internal meanness show anyway. People who drag their kids on long days of shopping and openly yell at their children in the stores.

What I love most about Christmas: Snow. Quiet. Food. Light. Music. Good wishes, shared among friends. Bells. Cats in the wrapping paper. Red, green, silver, gold. Hugs. Family. Love. Luke, chapter two (and Linus’s recitation of part of that book thereof in A Charlie Brown Christmas, surely the greatest single voiceover in animation history).

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Answer me these questions three eight!

Another quiz-thing from Erin, who didn’t specifically tag me but rather tossed out an open invitation. It’s “Eight Things” of various sorts. I’m also adding a new category, at the very end. Here we go!

8 things I am passionate about:

1. Pizza in all its forms
2. Good writing
3. Science Fiction
4. Fantasy
5. Liberal politics
6. Workwear
7. The proper use of the English language
8. Ice Cream

8 things I want to do before I die

1. Watch the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy (extended editions) back-to-back-to-back.
2. Watch the Buffalo Bills win the Super Bowl. The Buffalo Bills. Not the Toronto Bills, the San Antonio Bills, or any other Bills.
3. Write something that gets read widely.
4. Travel to Great Britain and see various locales related to the Arthurian legends.
5. Go to New Zealand and walk the Milford Track.
6. See the populations of Buffalo, Rochester, Syracuse, and other Upstate New York locales start to go up again.
7. Meet more of my favorite blog-friends in person.
8. Thank George Lucas in person.

8 things I say often

1. “For the LOVE of GOD!”
2. “Yeah, that‘s a good idea.”
3. “Oh, my, my, my my my. What a mess.”
4. “Oh noes!”
5. “Yeah. I’ll get right on that.”
6. “Lester, DOWN!” (often repeated several times, while Lester mulls over whether I’m addressing him or some other cat named Lester.)
7. “So do you have homework tonight?”
8. “Ahhh, f***.” (I admit it. This tends to be my first utterance upon hearing the alarm clock in the morning.)

8 books I’ve read recently (Some of these I’ve blogged about here, but I’m not going to dig through archives for links to posts just now.)

1. The Griffin and Sabine trilogy, Nick Bantock
2. The Morningstar trilogy, also Nick Bantock
3. A Princess of Mars, Edgar Rice Burroughs
4. The Rest is Noise, Alex Ross (still reading it)
5. Fray, Joss Whedon
6. Kingdom Come, Alex Ross (the other Alex Ross)
7. The Nasty Bits, Anthony Bourdain
8. The Bible (Genesis and Exodus thus far. An ongoing project.)

8 songs I could listen to over and over

1.”Fernando”, Abba (Seriously. I love this song. There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Fernando!)
2.”On the Street Where You Live”, Lerner and Loewe, from Brigadoon My Fair Lady. (How on Earth did I type Brigadoon? Yeesh! But for a Brigadoon song, there’s always “There But For You Go I”.)
3.”I’m All Right”, Jo Dee Messina. I’m not a big country fan, but this song just sticks in my head in a big way.
4.”People Get Ready”, Curtis Mayfield. (I especially love the Rod Stewart-Jeff Beck cover from the 80s.)
5.”Into the West”, Howard Shore, from The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. Sung by Annie Lennox.
6.”Smoke Gets In Your Eyes”, the Platters.
7.”I Dreamed a Dream”, from Les Miserables.
8.”Scythe Song”, Dougie MacLean.

8 things that attract me to my best friends

1. Ability to get my more obscure jokes
2. Their interesting things to say
3. Their reliability
4. Their loyalty
5. Their refusal to pass judgment on things
6. Their steadfastedness
7. Their laughter
8. Their dislike of the New England Stupid Patriots (OK, this isn’t necessarily a dealbreaker. But it helps!)

8 (or more) things that I am thankful for this year

1. Books.
2. Music.
3. Movies.
4. The Store.
5. Coconut cream pie.
6. Pizza.
7. Yeungling Lager, chilled almost to the point of freezing.
8. Spiced Rum.
9. Vanilla Rum.
10. Coconut rum.
11. Chocolate.
12. Overalls.
13. Friends, in real life and online.
14. This blog.
15. The readers of this blog.
16. A roof above my head.
17. Paper to write on.
18. Stories in my head to tell.
19. The Wife and Daughter.

By way of a meta-blog note, posting will be light over the weekend. Happy Thanksgiving, and may the Force be with you all!

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