Well, why not! Roger did it, after all.
1. Do you shampoo once or lather, rinse and repeat?
Once. The “Repeat” business was inserted to get people to use more shampoo, and thus need to buy new shampoo more frequently. It’s not unlike how the directions on the toothpaste tell you you only need an amount the size of a pea, but all the marketing shows this giant glob of toothpaste running the entire length of the brush. Marketers, I swear!
2. Do you use conditioner a) daily, b) when you need it, c) never?
My hair routine is: Wash and condition twice weekly, usually Sunday and Thursday. Condition only, Monday, Tuesday, Friday. Just a wet-down on Wednesday and Saturday.
3. What’s your shaving cream preference: foam or gel?
Shaving cream? Away with that nonsense! On the one hand, I rock a fine beard and have not shaved in more than twenty years. On the other hand, shaving cream makes for terrible pies to be hit with. Ewwww! *
4. Is your toothbrush manual or electric?
Manual.
5. Dental floss, soft picks, neither or both?
Floss, but I have been known to take a soft pick with me when I go to the movies.
6. Do you use mouthwash a) daily, b) when you need it, c) never?
Never, really.
7. Are there magazines in your bathroom?
No. I take reading material in as needed and bring it out again. I never sit there reading very long, either. I do not get how many dudes will sit for long periods of time on the toilet.
8. Is there bar soap or liquid soap on your bathroom sink?
Liquid. It’s lavender-scented.
9. What kind of soap is in your shower?
Liquid shower gel.
10. Now for the most important question: does the toilet paper drape over or under?
Over, because we’re not heathens. But there’s also a roll right on the counter, because in our bathroom’s configuration, accessing the spindle from the toilet can be a bit…not easy.
Aren’t y’all glad you asked!
