Recent Picture of Yourself
Well, OK. Here are some goofy photos I took of myself during a writing session. This is what writing looks like. Kind of.
Here I’m trying to decide if a certain character should meet a spectacularly grisly demise in a skateboard accident, or become King of Westphalia:
!["Should I kill that character or not?"](https://i0.wp.com/farm3.static.flickr.com/2264/4522240800_64fddfa305.jpg?resize=375%2C500)
Here I’m trying to decide which synonym for “exsanguinate” I want to use in a particular sentence:
!["Now what word am I looking for here?"](https://i0.wp.com/farm3.static.flickr.com/2700/4522241798_b0223345db.jpg?resize=375%2C500)
Here I’ve just realized that my two main characters, who have been flirting with one another for several stories, are in fact brother and sister! Who knew!!!
!["AHHH! I got it!"](https://i0.wp.com/farm5.static.flickr.com/4059/4521608335_773b32cb45.jpg?resize=375%2C500)
Here I’m starting to question the wisdom of setting my tale of star-crossed lovers who must overcome the societal bonds of class to be with each other forever on a cruise ship that is doomed to sink on its maiden voyage.
!["Is this crap any good?"](https://i0.wp.com/farm5.static.flickr.com/4072/4522242158_3106a2bf99.jpg?resize=375%2C500)
And here I’ve finally seized upon Inspiration and am following her directions to the production of amazing prose:
!["DIE WORDS DIE"](https://i0.wp.com/farm3.static.flickr.com/2708/4522241110_e932d32458.jpg?resize=500%2C375)
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
Clearly, I need to start interviewing for a better muse. This one is basically an office temp with a bad attitude.
So there you have it: recent pictures of me! Hooray!
Classic!