Wakka wakka wakka

John Scalzi asks: Is Pac-Man a mammal?

Well, obviously, no, he’s not, so far as we can tell from the evidence. There’s no hint that Pac-persons nurse their young, and one of the cartoons in Ms. Pac-Man clearly establishes that Pac-babies are not born to Pac-persons at all, but are delivered by Pac-storks.

Pac-people are not mammals. So what are they? Who knows? He didn’t ask that!

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One Reply to “Wakka wakka wakka”

  1. When I saw “Wakka wakka wakka,” I thought first of Fozzie Bear.

    That’s just me, though.

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