Where’s Phil?

Now we’re onto the “All-Stars” edition of The Amazing Race. Thus far I can only say this:

Rob and Amber are evil and must be destroyed.

Seriously: since they’ve been on Survivor twice and they’ve already been on The Amazing Race once, this is their fourth shot at winning a million bucks. Why doesn’t CBS just cut them a check and be done with it? Sheesh.

Best exchange amongst contestants on tonight’s episode: “It sure is nice in Peru.” “That’s nice, but we’re in Ecuador.”

Worst thing said by a contestant: “We need to go more ‘rapido’. Not less ‘rapido’.” Said in an exaggerated Latino accent.