…he does this to the toilet paper.
Funny thing is, he used to do this when we first acquired him, way back in late 2005 or early 2006. Then he stopped, because we started closing the bathroom door at night. Recently, though, he has realized that there is a colony of living toilet paper rolls dwelling in our bathroom, and By God, he will not let this scourge go unanswered!
Sigh….