A few random links and stuff!

I haven’t done a ‘lazy linkage’ kind of post in a while (of course, Sentential Links and the Sunday Burst are that sort of thing, I suppose), so here’s a bit of ‘lazy linkage’!

:: Neal Asher on tracking word counts in writing.

I upped this to 2,000 and still found it too easy, but then this was all my words, so next I discounted journal entries, blog posts, and stuff I put on message boards (yes, I even counted the words in them) and reset my target to 2,000 words of fiction. This is what I’ve stuck to ever since. When I get started each day I read through and correct the previous day’s 2,000 words, then start on the next. As I reach that figure I try to simply stop, and not go on until reaching a natural break. If you just stop while you know what you’re going to write next, it’s easier to get going again the next day.

I should try that…the ‘not trying to get to a natural breaking point’ idea. I should say, I have tried it, but I often wind up staring at the screen and thinking, “Where the hell was I going with this?” So now I’ll just leave a little note in parentheses, indicating what’s to happen next, like this:

“It was you!” she exclaimed.

[The murderer is the butler. Later, having solved the crime, the two Princesses have hot fudge sundaes followed by a pillow fight.]

:: Charles Stross on why he doesn’t self-publish:

Anyway: this is why I don’t self-publish. Yes, I could do it. But it’d suck up a huge amount of time I would prefer to spend doing what I enjoy (writing) and force me to do stuff I do not enjoy (reading contracts, accounting, managing other people). The only sane way to do it would be to hire someone else to do all the boring crap on my behalf. And do you know what we call people who do that? We call them publishers.

I do think about self-publishing from time to time. For me, it’s a notion of last resort, for these reasons: I don’t want to spend the necessary time doing all the marketing, design, and all that jazz. If it comes to that, I will, because I frankly believe very strongly in the book I wrote and the one I’m writing and I also believe very strongly that I’m going to get better at this (based on the fact that I can look at my writings from years past and see that I already am better at this). But I won’t do that unless absolutely no one out there is willing to do the heavy lifting for me.

:: Phil Plait sums up some new cosmological findings. They are mindblowing. Go read it! As he concludes:

I still hear some people say that science takes the wonder out of life. Those people are utterly and completely wrong.

Science takes us to the wonder.

:: Ten small changes you can make to help avoid another Steubenville.

:: In the early to mid-1990s, I became quite the rabid baseball fan, falling deeply in love with that game. I’ve fallen away from it for many reasons, which always makes me a little sad, because I remain convinced that of all the major sports, baseball is the most inherently beautiful.

Anyway, any baseball fan from that era likely remembers the awful day in 1993 — now twenty years ago — when horrible news came out of the Cleveland Indians’ spring training. Two of their players, pitchers Steve Olin and Tim Crews, were killed in a boating accident, and only by some incredible quirk of fate did Bobby Ojeda avoid the same fate. For a franchise that was on the upswing, the accident was an absolute punch in the gut. Today, I read a deeply sad but well-written article about that accident and the lives it altered forever.

The cloudless sky, the shining sun and the still waters betray the truth of what happened here.

This is where the world lost you, Tim, and you, Steve. On Little Lake Nellie in Clermont, Fla. This is where you boarded a black power boat shortly after sundown on March 22, 1993, hoping the bass would be biting on that overcast evening. This is where you saw the headlights flashing from the shore, alerting you that the rest of your friends had arrived. This is where you hit the gas, Tim, not knowing that, in the blackness of a night with a new moon, the 18-foot, open-air Skeeter had drifted out toward the unlit dock on the opposite shore — a 185-foot-long wooden structure that extended far into the water. This is where the boat slammed, head-high, into the end of that dock.

This is where life met death.

The baseball world couldn’t fathom what happened here, because ballplayers aren’t supposed to die. Not during Spring Training, when optimism is abundant and nobody frets over standings or statistics. Not when they have young, growing families waiting for them on dry land.

That’s why baseball fans remember the names Tim Crews and Steve Olin. They remember the way your Cleveland Indians teammates wrestled with the emotional intensity of that 1993 season. The way Bob Ojeda, who had been with you on the boat and survived only because he happened to be slouching at the moment of impact, dealt with survivor’s guilt and suicidal thoughts before returning to the team later that year.

What they don’t know, what they can’t know, is what it’s been like for your families to live with the losses. What it was like for your wives to explain to their children that Daddy wasn’t coming back. What it was like — what it is like — for them to wonder what their lives would be like today, if only you were still here.

Twenty years. You’ve missed so much.

You know what’s really odd? While writing this, something jogged in my memory, and I realized that I once linked, for another site, an article for the tenth anniversary of the Little Lake Nellie accident. I wonder if I’ll still be here in ten years, to link someone’s observation of the thirtieth anniversary of it.

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Something for Thursday

Here’s something I don’t think I’ve done yet in the course of doing these posts: I’m using a piece of music of whose existence I was completely unaware just twenty minutes ago. But I heard this on the drive in to work today, and I thought, “Ayup, I’m using that for today’s post.” It’s a piece of film music from a movie that I’ve never heard of, by a composer with whom I am totally unfamiliar. It’s not a complex piece, by any means, but sometimes you just want a nice, lush melody that sings from the heart. With Joshua Bell on the solo violin, here is a selection from Ladies in Lavender, composed by Nigel Hess.


(Since I’ve stopped listening to sports talk radio in favor of returning to WNED, I’ve noticed that film music takes up a lot more of their programming. I find this interesting.)

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Answers the Final!

OK, folks, I think I can finally wrap it up in this post! Hooray and Huzzah! (And remember, if you have something you’d like to ask, always feel free. I’ve got tons of ways you can get hold of me — e-mail, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Flickr, you name it. And if you want to remain anonymous, I always honor such requests.)

Charlie asks:

It’s Spring 2000, The West Wing is well into Season 2 and you’ve decided to write a spec script to see if Sorkin might let you write a few episodes of Season 3 for him. What would your episode be about?

Huh. I’ve never given that any thought, actually. But since I saw this question, I’ve kicked it around a bit. What kind of West Wing episode would I have written?

Well, I remember reading someplace — perhaps in the introduction of one of the TWW screenplay books that were released some years ago — that originally the President himself was to play a much smaller role in the show. I suspect that ultimately they decided it was just too difficult to keep that conceit in place, especially since they had Martin Sheen playing him. I would have taken that concept a bit farther, and written an episode in which we never see anyone in the White House who ranks higher than Mrs. Landingham. No Sam, CJ, Toby, Josh, or Leo. And certainly no President Bartlet. Just a day in the life of Donna, Ginger, Bonnie, Cathy, Margaret, and those other two guys whose names I could never remember. How hard would this have been? Well, just have the entire senior staff and the President away on a political trip or a diplomatic trip or something, but stay in the White House. Perhaps some kind of domestic crisis could happen, and we watch as the junior staffers try to execute the instructions given to them by their distant bosses. Or something like that — but a real, good sense of what it’s like to work in the White House at that level.

And Chris asks:

Which book scene have you most wanted to live out? Must give book, scene, and which character you would be.

Which heroine (if any) have you fantasized about being?

Taking the second one first: that’s interesting, because I’m hard-pressed at first to think of such a scenario. In truth, I don’t tend to do a whole lot of ‘identifying’ with fictional characters, be they heroes or heroines. I think back to when I used to play with kids in the neighborhood, and even when we did the whole “Let’s play Star Wars!” thing, I was never thinking, “I’m Han Solo!” or “I’m Darth Vader!” or “I’m Luke!” (And of course, back then, I was still in the ‘girls are squicky’ phase of life, so I certainly never yelled out, “I’m Leia!”.) Identifying with fictional characters just has never been something I’ve done much of, which is why one of the most common complaints about the Star Wars Prequels — “There’s no one for the audience to identify with!” — tends to make zero sense to me.

This extends to my writing. When I’m running my characters through some predicament or other, I almost never think along the lines of, “OK, what would I do in this situation?” I don’t do that because I am not in that situation, they are. So the question I end up asking is, “OK, what is she (or he, or they, or it) going to do in that situation?” I am not one of the Princesses in SPACE!!!, so what I would do if stuck in a sticky wicket in SPACE!!! isn’t much use in my story. And that way, I find that the characters really do surprise me an awful lot of the time.

Now, I have fantasized about settings of stories. Oh yes, that I’ve done. And I’d love to live in many of the fictional — especially science fictional — worlds I’ve read about. Less so the fantasy ones, because I’m not really cut out for the medieval lifestyle, but I’d love to be on spaceships and whatnot. And I’d love to own a lightsaber and use it to defend myself and peace and justice in the Old Republic. Or I’d love to roam the decks of the starship Enterprise. Or I’d love to have my own small ship and eke out a living in the Firefly/Serenity universe.

So characters? I don’t fantasize myself into them much, at all. Settings? Oh yeah.

Which takes me to Chris’s first question, which at first glance seems to have already been answered, but not really, actually. There are a lot of book scenes that thrilled me when I read them, and which I would love to see played out. Not with me as one of the main characters, but as “Man with Axe #3” in the background, or “Guy at bar”. These are scenes that are incredibly vivid to me, scenes that played out in my head almost as if I was there, when I read them.

:: The Battle of Andarien, The Darkest Road, Guy Gavriel Kay. The entire final act of that book, winding down the trilogy, is so masterful that whenever I re-read the series, I basically block out enough time so I can do the entire last 200 pages or so in one go.

:: David Bowman’s final trip into the Stargate, 2001: A Space Odyssey. The book version, where Arthur C. Clarke is more objectively descriptive than Stanley Kubrick’s odd psychedelia. (Which I greatly admire, by the way.)

:: The final scene of To Kill a Mockingbird…although I suppose the movie really caught that extremely well, didn’t it?

:: One of the first scenes in Christopher Moore’s Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal. When a six-year-old Jesus makes his own face appear in all the town’s Passover bread.

:: And there’s a pie fight in Stephen King’s 11-22-63. Because hey, what I wouldn’t give to be a full-bore, all-the-stops-pulled-out pie fight.

And with that, I think we’re done with Ask Me Anything! February 2013. Thanks for all the questions, folks! (And if I missed one, let me know and I’ll do an addendum.)

See you again in August! Well, sooner than that. But for Ask Me Anything!, see you in August.

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Boys Will Be Boys

Good article on the Steubenville, OH rape case:

Where is the challenge to the idea that their lives really are “over”? There is something deeply harmful in all of the adults reinforcing the idea that the lives of teen-age boys are destroyed when a girl says what they have done. There is also something incomplete about just replying that they deserved the consequences (as much as they do). For one thing, it can mean asking a sixteen-year-old to be the one to judge the weight of her own trauma. It isn’t trivializing the seriousness of the sentence to say that teen-agers always think, when one door is closed, that everything is over, and that it’s the job of grownups to explain that it isn’t. A different life is not a worthless one. (Absent parents, not incidentally, are a theme of this story.)

There are more important and complicated questions beyond that, both practical and ethical. Telling those teen-agers that there shouldn’t have been consequences might mean another victim, in another town, years in the future. It also affects what sort of men the boys become, and one has to think that Richmond and Mays, too, have an interest in that. Does it destroy a teen-ager’s life to take him off the path of being an adult rapist? Perhaps it is too abstractly (even annoyingly) philosophical to ask what the “better” life is—one in which you have a remote shot at being in the NFL, or one in which you might be a person who treats others decently? Still, the question is worth asking.

I’ve been just appalled by the tone of the press coverage of this whole thing, which reinforces my impression that we just don’t take rape all that seriously in this country. Just the other morning I was listening to a podcast by a local individual in which he partly opined in favor of some comedian’s “It was just a joke!” defense of a joke he’d made about rape.

These boys are teenagers. Theoretically they have sixty more years on this planet, give or take. Whether or not their lives are ‘destroyed’ is up to them — and they are not off to a good start. My sympathies don’t lie with them, however. They lie with a girl who was raped and then shamed for having been raped. Where are the cries for “victim’s rights”?

Oh well.

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Curse you, Productivity Gods!

COWORKER: So, what’re you gonna do tonight?

ME: I think I’m gonna go home, do the normal stuff — relax, quick nap, shower, dinner — and then get some writing done.

COWORKER: Cool!

[CUT TO LATER — MY APARTMENT]

ME: Ahhhh, good to be home! Change clothes…put new ice cream in freezer…open up computer, check e-mail…huh, seems I got a package in the mail, wonder what it is….

Oh, productivity...how I miss you...but not right now, 'K? #GuyGavrielKay #RiverOfStars #swoon

ME: Well played, Productivity Gods. Well played, indeed.

[I look at the book I’m already reading and enjoying, but for which I suddenly feel significantly less enthusiasm….]

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Answers the I’ve lost count….

Continuing the cavalcade of answers from Ask Me Anything!, so that I can be well-rested by the time the August edition rolls around!

Roger’s final questions:

Your solution to the immigration problem.

Are we in a “post-racial society,” yet, and if not, what will it take?

The US can kill Americans abroad if they are “terrorists”; your thoughts.

The copyright law in my lifetime has expanded the effective date tremendously in my lifetime. Does this distress you?

Are you concerned about MPAA/RIAA copyright overreach legislation such as SOPA?

Well…huh. In all honesty, I haven’t thought much about the immigration ‘problem’, from a policy standpoint. That said, I’m not even sure what the immigration ‘problem’ even is. Do we have too many people trying to come to America? Frankly, I have a hard time seeing how that’s a bad thing. My general view — and again, I have not thought this out in any great detail and don’t have any expertise to offer — is that we should be making it easier, rather than harder, for the peoples of the world who wish to come here to do so, that they might live here, learn here, work here, establish their families here, and add to the next generation here. And I have a very hard time seeing anti-immigration arguments as anything other than “GAHHH more brown people wanna live by me!”, which is not something I generally endorse.

Are we ‘post-racial’? No. Not even close, I’m sad to say. What will it take? I hate this thought, but I generally think it might take another bunch of centuries of human evolution in order to squash the “fear of the other” that is at the heart of racism.

Killing American citizens abroad if they’re ‘terrorists’: this is a really tough one, but generally, I tend to fall on the side of ensuring that due process is granted in as many cases as humanly possible. Realistically, there will be times when our soldiers abroad are in combat against someone who may have once been an American citizen but who is now fighting for an enemy. But I think what Roger’s getting at here is: If such a person isn’t in actual combat but we know they’re sipping coffee in some cafe someplace, should we be sending assassins in to shoot them? Again, I think no, but again, I think realistically, that’s what’s likely to happen. But in general I’m very fearful of what the War on Terror hath wrought, in terms of Presidential power (this is, by far, my main area of disappointment with President Obama) and in terms of due process in this country. Plus — and this is all I’ll say about this — but it strikes me as odd that one person fails to blow up a plane with a shoe bomb and we all have to take off our shoes at the airports, but mass shooting after mass shooting happens in our country, and we don’t do a thing about it.

And copyright law is a train wreck that will continue to unfold. I have no doubt that next time Mickey Mouse is getting close to entering the public domain, Disney will buy another member of Congress (last time it was Sonny Bono) and get the legislation passed to make it another twenty years of copyright. As for MPAA/RIAA overreach, that stuff really pisses me off. Let’s cripple the Internet because of a problem that will never be eradicated, and which I frankly refuse to believe is a problem in the first place. Those industries can tell me all they want how much money they’re losing, but I’m not believing for one second the numbers given to me by an industry that tries to claim that Titanic lost money. Whatever.

OK, just a few left, I think! We’ll finish up this week, for realz!

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Sentential Links

It’s that time again, folks. Link time! Hooray!

:: We all knew this was how it would happen, slowly but steadily. We knew it. And now it’s happened to Rob Portman. It’s progress. It’s human. And I should be less churlish about it. (I see nothing to be gained in being a jerk about how someone comes to the conclusion that they’ve been wrong and joins the side of the angels. I wish it would happen more quickly, but that’s not for me to decide.)

:: I miss her. I’m glad she was here. I carry her with me for the rest of my life. And that’s not a bad thing. (I often wonder what kind of burden The Daughter will carry in life, knowing that for a time, she had a brother….)

:: BBC: I’m sorry, I’m afraid that we’re going to have to postpone the start of your season again. Budget concerns, you know. You’ll just have do make do with the back half of Season Seven and a couple of specials for your 50th anniversary.

Doctor Who Producer: But our series is a phenomenal success! It’s getting astounding ratings and great audience appreciation numbers every year, year in and year out! (And now Britain’s stupid austerity budgeting is hurting Doctor Who production? NEVER!!!)

:: I’ve always been Roger O. Green, or Roger O’Green, if you will. Some day, maybe I’ll discover whether I come by my faux designation legitimately. (I find that the older I get…my level of interest in my genealogy goes nowhere. Seriously. I know nothing about my family beyond my grandparents, and I suspect that’s the way it’s likely to stay.)

:: What novel do you have multiple well worn copies of? If you were in an old book store would you look for another older volume of the same book so that you can eventually find a first edition? If you are a Bibliophiles, you know what I am talking about and you are my people. (I don’t crave a first edition Lord of the Rings, but I do own multiple copies, for various reasons — mainly, every few years or so I see one that looks really nifty. Ditto a number of GGK’s novels. I want to get a single-volume edition of The Fionavar Tapestry at some point…and a proper Under Heaven, since my only copy of that one at this point is the ARC I got when the book was coming out.)

:: Also, house parties. I think all novels should have house parties in them. (Note to self: write a house party into Princesses II: The Wrath of the Princesses.)

:: I live it for wiser folk to figure out where she lies on the spectrum of Christian theology, but I do want to point out the hilarious middle panel, in which everyone was enjoying themselves watching basketball until she wandered in with dark warnings about the fact that death looms over us all, constantly. (Oh, Family Circus, never change!)

:: So, THE LAST DANGEROUS V… Er, I mean, THE REPUBLIC OF THIEVES! October 10th. And now it’s some other writer’s turn to wear the Crown of Lateness. I have already started work on the fourth Gentleman Bastard book, THE THORN OF EMBERLAIN. (Heh…at the rate I’m going, I’ll have Princesses In SPACE!!! III: The Search for Spock’s Princesses done by the time I somehow get Princesses published. But that day will come, by God!!! Joking aside, I’m glad that the new Locke Lamora book is on the way. I enjoy that series.)

More next week!

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