COWORKER: So, what’re you gonna do tonight?
ME: I think I’m gonna go home, do the normal stuff — relax, quick nap, shower, dinner — and then get some writing done.
COWORKER: Cool!
[CUT TO LATER — MY APARTMENT]
ME: Ahhhh, good to be home! Change clothes…put new ice cream in freezer…open up computer, check e-mail…huh, seems I got a package in the mail, wonder what it is….
![Oh, productivity...how I miss you...but not right now, 'K? #GuyGavrielKay #RiverOfStars #swoon](https://i0.wp.com/farm9.staticflickr.com/8099/8569158797_5fe133791c.jpg?resize=500%2C500)
ME: Well played, Productivity Gods. Well played, indeed.
[I look at the book I’m already reading and enjoying, but for which I suddenly feel significantly less enthusiasm….]