We’ll try this for a while, until I run out of bad jokes. (If you want to suggest bad jokes, send them in e-mail. Don’t leave them in comments, as then they will have already appeared on the blog.)
Our first bad joke:
“So a baby seal walks into a club….”
[rimshot]
I don't get it
I do. Clubbing baby seals. OUCH
A baby seal walks into a bar. Bartender says "What'll it be?"
Seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks."