Dear Mr. Romney

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Thank you for your application for the position of President of the United States. We looked over your references and materials, and we regret to inform you that we have opted to retain the services of the current holder of that position. We wish you luck in your future endeavors.

-The American People

PS: You’re kind of a douche.

PPS: Tell your running mate that you’re supposed to read Ayn Rand as a kid, go through a brief delusional phase, and then get over it.

PPPS: Really, dude. Kind of a douche.

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3 Responses to Dear Mr. Romney

  1. Roger Owen Green says:

    They lost Wisconsin! Tee hee! We knew they'd lose Massachusetts. On the other hand, Romney killed in Idaho, Wyoming, Utah and Oklahoma, so there's that.

  2. csmith2884 says:

    Stole that for my facebook..with thanks

  3. Dazee Dreamer says:

    love, love, love. I've been searching for a job, and I tell you, if some of the sorry but no dice replies came back like that, I would at least laugh my butt off.

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