[politics below the break]
Thank you for your application for the position of President of the United States. We looked over your references and materials, and we regret to inform you that we have opted to retain the services of the current holder of that position. We wish you luck in your future endeavors.
-The American People
PS: You’re kind of a douche.
PPS: Tell your running mate that you’re supposed to read Ayn Rand as a kid, go through a brief delusional phase, and then get over it.
PPPS: Really, dude. Kind of a douche.